This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 723 From today on, my name is Pansi Daxian

The promotion work of "Westward Journey" has been advancing, and several trailers have been released.

Most netizens know that this movie is very long. If you want to watch it in the cinema, you must be mentally prepared in advance.

However, the key plot in the movie has not been revealed, and it is still full of suspense.

In a small city in the south, Zhou Kaiwen drove a car and took his family to a movie theater in the city.

Because of the May Day holiday, Zhou Kaiwen and his family came to this small city for vacation.

At his age, he likes quietness the most on weekdays. He is no longer interested in many popular cities and tourist attractions. On the contrary, he finds them very noisy.

A small city with beautiful scenery and beautiful environment has become his first choice for vacation.

Kevin Zhou has already started studying the script of "Let the Bullets Fly" during this time.

The more he read the script of this movie, the more he liked it, and the more he read it, the more interesting it became.

Kevin Zhou wishes he could go to the set and play with a group of movie stars right away, but it's a pity that he can't do it yet.

The crew of "Let the Bullets Fly" is still making preparations before filming starts, and Xu Ye also has to prepare for the concert.

According to Xu Ye, after the concert, he went to the studio to start filming "Let the Bullets Fly."

No matter how anxious Zhou Kaiwen was, he had no choice but to suppress his anxiety.

So today, on the first day of his vacation, he took his family to the cinema to watch "Westward Journey".

When this movie was announced, it was difficult not to get noticed because the title contained the word "Journey to the West".

However, in terms of publicity, Xu Ye's publicity team did not mess around to avoid the situation where the audience is crazy about it, but you can't satisfy the audience at all.

Keeping the audience interested can gain a lot of popularity, but the popularity itself is also a double-edged sword.

Before arriving, Zhou Kaiwen had already made some mental preparations.

This movie related to Journey to the West is definitely different from any spin-off movie of Journey to the West that he has seen before.

Zhou Kaiwen's son Xiaoyu is in his third year of high school this year. His son has no intention of entering the entertainment industry and is currently playing on his mobile phone in the back row.

His wife Jiang Qingqing was sitting in the passenger seat, searching for milk tea shops on her mobile phone.

Because you have to sit in the movie theater for three hours, you must prepare everything you need to eat and drink. Even if you have to drink less to avoid going to the bathroom, you still have to have what you need.

Jiang Qingqing chose a drink for herself on the mini program and asked: "Xiaoyu, what are you drinking?"

Xiaoyu said: "Let's have a cup of fruit tea."

Jiang Qingqing asked again: "Old Zhou, what are you drinking?"

Zhou Kaiwen said casually: "I don't need it, I brought a tea cup."

Jiang Qingqing didn't say much. She was ready. There would always be boring moments in a three-hour movie. Then she could just go to the toilet.

When they arrived at the cinema, Zhou Kaiwen entered the cinema wearing a hat and sunglasses.

The audience waiting in the theater did not realize that the burly man who walked in was the actor.

This is also the advantage of being in a small city. He only needs a simple disguise and no one will recognize him. In addition, Kevin Zhou is holding a thermos cup with a handle in his hand, and no one associates him with a celebrity.

In the theater, there are already many young people waiting to check in.

Zhou Kaiwen reminded: "If you need to go to the toilet, go use the toilet."

Jiang Qingqing said: "I'll definitely have time to go to the toilet later, it won't be a problem."

Zhou Kaiwen didn't say any more.

After checking in, the three people sat in a row of seats.

After a while, the lights went out and the movie started playing.

Zhou Kaiwen's expression immediately became extremely focused, which was already his professional habit.

After all, watching movies is not purely entertainment for him.

Jiang Qingqing took a sip of milk tea. At this time, she suddenly felt like going to the toilet.

But the movie has already started, so it’s not appropriate to go there.

"Forget it, just bear with it a little longer." She said in her heart.

At this time, the main part of the movie begins, with the scene of Guanyin Bodhisattva reprimanding Sun Wukong.

The Tang monk on the side spoke softly and eloquently.

"Don't be angry, everyone. Being angry will violate the precept of anger."

"The Moonlight Box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if it hits a child? Even if it doesn't hit a child, it is wrong to hit those flowers and plants."

For a moment, many young people in the theater started laughing.

It’s still the nonsensical style that everyone is familiar with.

The Monkey King played by Xu Ye is also different from the Monkey King in traditional works.

However, after being baptized by so many nonsensical works, and coupled with the previous spoof of Journey to the West in "Unexpectedly", most viewers did not feel any discomfort with this.

When at the end, Guanyin Bodhisattva took Sun Wukong into the Jade Purity Vase, Tang Monk said: "The apprentice made a mistake, and the master is also responsible. Please let him live."

Guanyin's voice was cold: "If I don't destroy him, I can't explain it to the Jade Emperor."

Tang Monk still spoke in that long-winded tone: "Please sister, please tell the Jade Emperor, I am willing to sacrifice my life in exchange for my life."

After the words fell, Tang Monk sat cross-legged on the ground. He threw the nine-ring tin staff into the sky, clasped his hands and said, "Namo Amitabha."

In the background music, the four words "Westward Journey" appeared on the big screen.

Zhou Kaiwen's brows furrowed. In the short paragraph just now, the images of Tang Monk and Sun Wukong were already erected.

In the end, Monk Tang sacrificed himself as a disciple, and the scene was a little touching.

Wait until later, and the time will go directly to five hundred years later.

Chun Sansanniang came to Wuyue Mountain. There is an Ax Gang on Wuyue Mountain, which specializes in robbing homes and houses, and the leader of the Ax Gang is Zhizunbao.

The actress who plays Haru Sanniang is **** and charming, and has a unique temperament as soon as she appears.

When Chun Sanniang was taking a bath, Zhizunbao announced himself to the house.

When the name Ax Gang appeared, many viewers in the theater were a little surprised.

"It's actually linked to kung fu!"

Zhizunbao wanted to kill Chun Sanniang, but it turned out that he was no match for Chun Sanniang, not to mention that he was hit by the Seven Injury Fist and was injured himself.

An important clue appeared here. Chun Sanniang was looking for a person with three moles on the soles of his feet.

At night, the second master came to Chun Sansanniang's room with smoke, and Zhizunbao had a dream.

In the dream he came to a cave filled with water.

The Chinese people are quite familiar with the story of Journey to the West. When they saw this cave, they thought of Water Curtain Cave.

At this point, the identity of the Supreme Treasure has actually been revealed.

The Supreme Treasure is Sun Wukong.

There was a voice in the cave asking him if he had found three moles, but Zhizunbao had no idea what the three moles meant.

In the theater, some viewers felt strange.

"I still can't accept Monkey King being like this."

"Wukong should not be a hero. Now this Sun Wukong is just a bandit and a gangster."

"Forget it, let's see again."

Later, Zhizunbao heard screams coming from outside, and the second master was being chased by a huge spider.

Supreme Treasure's ankles were entangled in spider silk, and a group of gang members used torches to drive away the spiders. As a result, Supreme Treasure's crotch caught fire.

The audience watched the whole process laughing non-stop.

The director of "Westward Journey" is Liu Zhenwei, and his nonsensical comedy is full of characteristics.

A new character also appeared, the white-bone spirit Bai Jingjing.

The two beauties are very eye-catching.

Later, Zhizunbao also shaved off his beard, and Xu Ye's handsome face also appeared on the big screen.

From Bai Jingjing’s mouth, the audience also learned about the relationship between Bai Jingjing and Sun Wukong.

Zhou Kaiwen looked dumbfounded.

"Good guys, Sun Wukong and Bone Demon are in love."

Not to mention, it feels quite exciting.

Especially in recent years, some foreign movie castings, for some reason, always choose some ugly women, who are said to be good-looking monsters, but in fact they are not good-looking at all.

But in our Chinese concept, female fairies must be good-looking. How can they deceive people if they are not good-looking?

These two female fairies fit the stereotype of female fairies, they are beautiful!

Later, Patriarch Bodhi appeared, which was another subversion of the image in Journey to the West.

Supreme Treasure thought that it could deal with these two goblins with the invisibility talisman. In fact, the second master had been controlled by the goblins, and the invisibility talisman was thrown into the fire by the second master.

Later, Zhizunbao appeared. He had underwear made of fake invisibility charms around his waist, and a bow made of invisibility charms around his neck.

As for the second boss, she wears a skirt made of invisibility charms, and the shape is very distinctive.

Chun Sanniang waved her hand, and Zhizunbao's paper underwear immediately caught fire.

Zhizunbao suddenly felt helpless, lying on the ground and letting everyone trample on his crotch to put out the fire.

Seeing this scene, Zhou Kaiwen felt a chill in his crotch.

This is a pain that only men understand. But after the fire went out, Chun Sansanniang pretended not to see them, deliberately quarreled with Bai Jingjing, and poured a glass of wine on Zhizunbao's crotch, and the flame that was about to go out started to burn again.

The theater suddenly burst into laughter.

Zhou Kaiwen's son Xiaoyu is not very interested in movies. He just wants to play games at home, and his parents pulled him out.

At this moment, Xiaoyu also laughed.

"This hurts too much!"

Zhizunbao gave his men a look, and everyone started stamping on him again to put out the fire.

After the fire was extinguished, Bai Jingjing pushed the oil lamp down again, and the oil lamp fell on Zhizunbao's crotch, and the flame started burning again.

With tears in Supreme Treasure's eyes, he looked back at Bai Jingjing.

The second master said regretfully: "Just cut it, it's all burnt."

Zhizunbao said seriously: "A little brittle is better than nothing."

The speed is very fast, please pay attention to safety ahead.

The laughter in the theater never stopped at this time.

Jiang Qingqing was in danger. She wanted to laugh out loud, but she didn't dare. Holding in her urine was very painful.

It's just that the plot of this movie has not found the clues so far. When it is not funny, it just gives clues. I feel like I can't miss a second.

Jiang Qingqing could only pray in her heart, and quickly come up with a boring plot to give her a chance to go to the toilet.

However, although the plot of "Westward Journey" is trivial, every plot is useful.

The people behind used the Qiankun bag to catch two goblins, but the two goblins ran out again.

In order to save his life, Patriarch Bodhi lied to two fairies that the Supreme Treasure was Sun Wukong. In fact, the Supreme Treasure did not know that he was Sun Wukong.

After all, the Supreme Treasure reflected in the demon mirror is a person.

Later, the Bull Demon King also appeared, and the Bull Demon King also wanted to find Tang Seng.

The second boss also looked through the demon mirror and saw inside that he was actually a pig head.

At this time, everyone has arrived at Pansi Cave, and Bai Jingjing has turned against Chun Sananniang for Sun Wukong.

During the fight among everyone, Chun Sansanniang accidentally used her aphrodisiac method on the second master.

The second master said: "I shuddered, it was so enjoyable."

Chun Sananniang was shocked and said: "You shuddered on me?"

A group of male compatriots in the theater were very angry.

"How can this **** pig's head be so virtuous?"

"Chun Sansanniang, why don't you use aphrodisiac on me, I won't shiver!"

There is no way, the image of the second master in the movie is really not good, and Spring Thirty Niang is too beautiful.

Zhou Kaiwen had some doubts in his heart.

From his perspective, the current plot is still laying the groundwork, and it is obvious that it has not yet entered the overall stage.

Bai Jingjing likes Sun Wukong, but the person in front of her is not Sun Wukong, but the Supreme Treasure.

Even if this person is indeed the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, he is no longer the previous Sun Wukong.

What's more, the three moles haven't been explained clearly to the audience yet.

"If the movie develops like this, then I must say that Xu Ye's movie is not very good." Zhou Kaiwen said in his heart.

However, the entire movie has only passed an hour, and he doesn't want to jump to conclusions.

It’s just that the audience in the theater has already stood up.

Some viewers come to watch the movie for Journey to the West, not for Xu Ye.

Anyone who is familiar with Xu Ye knows this nonsensical style, but some viewers still think that I want to watch Monkey King causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace, rather than watching Monkey King fall in love.

Zhou Kaiwen looked at this scene and could only sigh in his heart.

Later, Zhizunbao escaped with Bai Jingjing.

Bai Jingjing was deeply poisoned. When Supreme Treasure reminded her that she would die if she did not detoxify, Bai Jingjing said: "If you are not happy, it is useless to live forever. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it is enough."

Zhizunbao told Bai Jingjing that he was not Sun Wukong, and Bai Jingjing said she would kill him.

But even so, Zhizunbao still confessed because he didn't want Bai Jingjing to be thinking about another person when he looked at him.

Bai Jingjing suddenly started crying, and while she was crying, she kissed Zhizunbao. When the two of them undressed and were about to get on the highway, Bai Jingjing stopped.

Xiaoyu was very embarrassed watching this episode.

No matter how old you are, watching TV with your parents can be embarrassing when you see men and women kissing and taking off their clothes.

Zhou Kaiwen thought differently.

"Xu Ye, you are definitely using public equipment for personal use!"

He knew that the filming here was in a borrowed position, and the two of them didn't actually kiss, but just starting to take off their clothes was exciting enough.

The plot behind is still tense.

Later, the Supreme Treasure was imprisoned in the Pansi Cave by Chun Sansanniang. When he was digging a tunnel, he dug out the Moonlight Treasure Box underground, which was something left by the Great Immortal Pansi.

At this time, a gust of wind came and sucked the Supreme Treasure into the dug hole.

Inside, Zhizunbao saw the scene in his dream, the Water Curtain Cave.

There is also a big golden stick in the Water Curtain Cave and a diamond circle placed on the stone.

The golden cudgel and the golden hoop are out.

Guanyin's voice rang.

As long as Sun Wukong changes his ways and puts on the diamond ring, he can restore his magic power and become the Monkey King.

"But from now on, everything in this world has nothing to do with you. You can no longer have any **** or nostalgia. You must take refuge in me, the Buddha, wholeheartedly."

"You haven't become the real Sun Wukong yet, just because you haven't met the person who gave you three moles. When you meet her, your life will be changed."

The reply given by Zhizunbao was "Wrong person!"

At this time, the audience just regarded this sentence as a clue and didn't think much about it.

Later, in order to save Bai Jingjing, the Supreme Treasure began to use the time-travel ability of the Moonlight Treasure Box.

This plot was so intense and exciting that the laughter in the theater never stopped.

In the end, Zhizunbao finally rescued Bai Jingjing, but Bai Jingjing and Chun Sansanniang gave the chance of escape to Zhizunbao and the second master in order to stop the Bull Demon King.

This time, when Zhizunbao used the Moonlight Box again, he found that it was already bright outside the cave and the moonlight was gone.

He looked towards the distance and saw a woman walking over leading a donkey.

This woman is none other than Fairy Zixia.

After Fairy Zixia came out, Zhou Kaiwen said in his heart: "Xu Ye really knows how to take pictures of his girlfriend, the pictures are so beautiful!"

Xiao Xu gives this station the impression that he is a fairy.

After Zixia said hello, Zhizunbao said: "Don't break into Pansi Cave."

Zixia smiled and said: "You think I am illiterate, it is obviously Shuiliandong."

Zhizunbao looked at the words on the entrance of the cave, and it was the words "Water Curtain Cave" written on it.

His expression suddenly changed.

At this time, the audience in the theater looked surprised.

The next second, Zixia waved her hand and changed the water curtain cave into a pansi cave, and also snatched the moonlight box of the Supreme Treasure.

Zixia smiled and said: "I now solemnly declare that everything in this mountain belongs to me, including you."

"Me?" Zhizunbao asked doubtfully.

"Yeah, just like my mule, give you a stamp."

Zixia waved her hand, and a burst of green smoke came out of Zhizunbao's left foot.

Zixia said lightly: "You are mine now. If someone bullies you, just tell me my name. From today on, my name is Pansi Great Immortal."

Zhizunbao suddenly woke up.

"Great Immortal Pansi, five hundred years ago?"

This time he used the Moonlight Treasure Box to travel directly back to five hundred years ago.

When he looked at the sole of his left foot, he saw three moles on the sole left by Zixia just now.

Suddenly, there were many exclamations in the theater.

Zhizunbao took out the demon mirror and looked at it, and a burst of exciting music sounded. This music was the "Overture to the Little Knife Club".

In the demon mirror, what is reflected is no longer the Supreme Treasure, but Sun Wukong!

At this moment, many people in the theater felt their scalps numb!

Everything comes full circle!

The person who gave Sun Wukong three moles was actually Pansi Daxian, the master of Bai Jingjing and Chun Sananniang.

"This design is interesting." Zhou Kaiwen said in his heart.

All the previous foreshadowings were revealed at this moment.

When the screen changed, it switched to another scene.

Jiang Qingqing finally breathed a sigh of relief and took this opportunity to go to the toilet.

If I don't go to the toilet, I won't be able to hold it in anymore.

(End of chapter)