This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 724 I hope it will be ten thousand years

 In the new picture, there is a reed field, and Zixia is standing on a bamboo raft, floating slowly in the water.

This section introduces the origin of Fairy Zixia.

Zixia wandered all the way and came to a village. An old man kept lighting a fire and lighting a lamp, but he couldn't light it.

Zixia reminded: "Old man, you can't light the lamp like this. You only have oil but no wick."

The old man responded: "I know, but the wick is missing. What can I do?"

Zixia said: "Buy one."

"That makes sense."

The old man's voice changed, and the movements of his hands stopped, and he said: "Girl, may I ask you, if the wick of Tathagata Buddha's magic lamp is missing, where can I buy it?"

The old man suddenly turned around and looked at Zixia.

This group of people suddenly transformed, the old man became Erlang Shen, and the others around him became the Four Heavenly Kings.

From Erlangshen's words, the audience also learned Zixia's identity.

They are the wicks entwined inside the Tathagata Buddha's sun and moon lamp.

There is also a key message here, whoever can pull out the purple-green sword in Zixia's hand will be Zixia's wishful husband.

Zixia is a fairy, and gods cannot touch mortal hearts.

If the evil heretic pulls out her purple-green sword, the fairy world will become a laughing stock.

This kind of setting is already very common in film and television dramas.

Zixia doesn't care about other people's opinions.

"Whether it's a **** or a monster, only I and the person I like can pull out the sword. Even if he is a monster, I will follow him for the rest of my life. If I can't be with the person I like, even if I am asked to do it, I won’t be happy either, the Jade Emperor.”

Zhou Kaiwen immediately thought of the Supreme Treasure.

No need to think about it, the Supreme Treasure with the aura of the protagonist must be Zixia's wishful husband.

"No, brothers, you two want to show off your affection for me in the movie?"

Xu Xu Rusheng is so popular as a CP couple. After "Tang Bohu Points for Qiuxiang" was released, Tang Bohu and Qiuxiang gave CP fans a wave of dog food.

Obviously, in "Westward Journey", Xiao Xu's acting skills have improved again.

Her performance of Zixia is vivid and very distinctive.

A war was about to break out. Zixia fought with Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings, and relied on the golden ling in her hand to make Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings dance.

By the time Erlang Shen and others reacted, Zixia had already left.

Later, Zixia came outside the Water Curtain Cave and met the Supreme Treasure.

At this time, Jiang Qingqing came back from going to the toilet. Her condition had recovered and she could continue to drink milk tea and watch movies.

But when she looked at the screen, nothing seemed to have changed.

"What did you just say?" Jiang Qingqing asked.

Zhou Kaiwen briefly explained the plot to Jiang Qingqing. Jiang Qingqing was also an actor, but like Zhou Kaiwen, she no longer acted.

After hearing this, Jiang Qingqing said: "Xu Ye is quite narcissistic about the love triangle."

Obviously, this plot will make both women fall in love with the Supreme Treasure.

In Jiang Qingqing's view, the key point lies in how to choose the Supreme Treasure, whether to choose Bai Jingjing or Zixia.

The plot continues.

Zhizunbao simply couldn't accept the fact that he was a monkey. He just wanted to get back the Moonlight Box and go back to save Bai Jingjing.

He told Zixia everything about him, but Zixia didn't believe him at all.

Zixia also smiled and said: "I understand, you are crazy!"

After all, if someone tells you that he came back from five hundred years ago, most people will not believe it.

At night, Zhizunbao called Zixia out and wanted to use the moonlight treasure box with the help of moonlight.

But now the person occupying Zixia's body is not Zixia, but her sister Qingxia.

Green clouds and purple clouds, two people become one.

Zhizunbao was knocked unconscious by Qingxia's punch. When he woke up again, Zixia had returned to normal.

Zixia told Zhizunbao the story of her and her sister. Worried that Zhizunbao wouldn't believe it, Zixia said, "Let's tie our hands together and we'll find out tonight."

After saying this, Zixia blinked.

In an instant, many male compatriots in the theater felt their heartbeats speed up.

Oops, it's a heart-pounding feeling.

Zhou Kaiwen was not moved at all because of his age. He just cursed in his heart: "You are so good at taking pictures of your girlfriend!"

In the theater, some boys who were watching the movie with their girlfriends couldn't help but smile on their faces.

I can't help it, it's so beautiful.

Not the kind of vulgar beauty, but beauty that makes people unable to have any evil thoughts in their hearts.

"Knife in hand, kill Xu Gou!"

"This time the hatred for my wife is really irreconcilable!"

"Xiao Xu is so beautiful!"

It’s not just boys who are excited, many girls are too.

On Earth, the expression of Zixia Fairy has become a classic expression pack and is used in many places.

At night, Qingxia really woke up from Zixia's body.

On the next day, Zhizunbao took the sword handed over by Zixia and easily pulled out the purple-green sword.

Zixia immediately determined in her heart that Zhizunbao was the one she loved.

It’s just that Zhizunbao said before that he has a wife.

The two were shopping in the market, and Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng also appeared and contributed some funny scenes.

On the other side, Zixia and Zhizunbao started talking, and Zhizunbao also knew that Zixia's lover was him. When the two were about to kiss, Zixia was pushed away by Zhizunbao.

In fact, Zhizunbao just wants to use the Moonlight Treasure Box to save Bai Jingjing.

Zixia was angry, and Zhizunbao said that everything he said was serious, and at worst, he would take out his heart and show it to Zixia.

Zixia got directly into Zhizunbao's heart.

In Zhizunbao's heart, Zixia asked: "Are he and his wife very loving?"

When he was about to answer, the camera switched to outside.

When the camera returned to Zixia, Zixia was a little disappointed and said: "I understand."

Seeing this paragraph, Zhou Kaiwen was so angry that he wanted to curse.

"You understand what it is, Riddler, get out!"

But he also had some guesses in his mind.

"It should be Zhizunbao's heart that told Zixia that Zhizunbao and Bai Jingjing are very affectionate, so Zixia felt a little disappointed."

After returning to the desert, Zixia walked towards the depths of the desert alone.

At night, the Supreme Treasure ran into Sun Wukong, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Tang Monk and others.

This scene is exactly the scene at the beginning of the film.

The verbose Tang Monk appeared again.

Guanyin said that if he was given the diamond circle, he would not give it to the monkey.

Tang Seng explained.

"Oh, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. It's heavy in the front and light in the back. It's wide on the left and narrow on the right. It makes him very uncomfortable after wearing it. He can't sleep all night. It will hurt me."

"Although he is a monkey, you can't treat him like this. If the government finds out, they will accuse me of animal cruelty."

Sun Wukong already felt pain in his head.

Not to mention Sun Wukong, the audience also felt a headache, and there was only one sentence in everyone's mind.

"Master, please stop reading!"

Later, even Guanyin couldn't help but said: "Shut up!"

During this fight, Supreme Treasure kept trying to **** the Moonlight Box, but never got it.

When he finally got it in his hand, he was hit by a nine-ring tin staff falling from the sky, and the moonlight box shone on Tang Seng.

With the participation of the Supreme Treasure, everything that happened before was different from the original plot.

Later, the Supreme Treasure meets Tang Seng who has returned from Rome. This plot is also full of laughter, taking the nonsensical plot to the extreme.

When the two of them were avoiding the old demon from Montenegro, they met Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng. As a result, everyone ran into the Bull Demon King again, and a group of people were captured by the Bull Demon King.

The Bull Demon King also wants to marry his sister Xiangxiang to Zhizunbao.

After all, the Supreme Treasure is his wise brother, and he even brought Tang Seng to him.

On the wedding day, Zhizunbao met Zixia again.

It turns out that today not only Xiangxiang is going to marry Zhizunbao, but the Bull Demon King is also going to marry Zixia.

The Bull Demon King pulled Zhizunbao and Xiangxiang, who were all dressed in red, and introduced them to Zixia. When Zixia saw them, her eyes changed instantly.

Zhou Kaiwen said in his heart: "Zixia still loves Zhizunbao. You can't hide the look in your eyes when you love someone."

Zixia asked lightly: "Can you stay here to get married?"

Zhizunbao smiled awkwardly and said, "Okay."

Zixia continued: "What about your wife at home?"

Execution in person is most embarrassing. The Bull Demon King made an affectionate confession to Zixia.

"To show my sincerity to you, I propose to you in front of so many brothers. This moonlight box is my token of love for you. I hope you can marry me."

After the Bull Demon King took out the Moonlight Treasure Box, the Supreme Treasure's eyes lit up.

At this time, a goblin in the audience shouted: "I object to this marriage."

In order to get the Moonlight Treasure Box, Zhizunbao just wants Zixia to agree to the marriage.

The reason why the little goblin objected was also very simple, because the Bull Demon King did not pull out the purple-green sword.

Zixia was also angry at this moment and said directly that there was no such thing.

On the other side, Zixia was unhappy alone, and Zhizunbao ran over and found Zixia.

Angry women are not to be messed with.

As soon as Zixia saw him, she pulled out the purple-green sword and put the blade against Zhizunbao's throat.

At this time, the picture played like a slideshow, and the voice of Supreme Treasure sounded.

"At that time, the sword was only 0.01 centimeters away from my throat, but after a quarter of the incense was burned, the mistress of the sword would completely fall in love with me, because I decided to tell a lie. Although I said in my life I have told countless lies, but I think this one is the most perfect.”

Zixia said coldly: "If you take another half step forward, I will kill you."

A group of male spectators only wanted to kill him.

At this time, Supreme Treasure slowly turned his head, tears already streaming from his eyes.

"You should do this, and I should die."

There have been some changes in the expression of pure Zixia.

"There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it."

Zhizunbao was speaking with tears. Zixia's tense body slowly relaxed, and her eyes looking at Zhizunbao became softer.

"The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut my throat with your sword. No need to hesitate anymore. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl, I love you."

The sword in Zixia's hand was slowly put down, and her eyes gradually became moist.

Zhizunbao continued: "If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be ten thousand years."

After finishing her words, Zixia loosened her hand and the purple-green sword fell to the ground.

Zixia has believed the lies told by Zhizunbao.

Many viewers shouted in their hearts.

"Zixia, don't believe it, this is all the Supreme Treasure lying to you!"

"If I didn't know the truth, I would have been deceived by you!"

"Does Xu Ye always lie to Xiao Xu like this?"

"I feel sorry for Zixia!"

This line is very touching even if taken alone, and it is also one of the most classic lines in this movie.

Some patients at Huohua Hospital thought of the name of Xu Ye's concert.

"Is this a collaboration between the movie and the concert?"

"Why do I feel like this concert is extraordinary!"

"This passage is really suitable for expressing one's feelings."

Just when Zhizunbao and Zixia were deeply in love, Princess Iron Fan and the Bull Demon King came.

Princess Iron Fan was very angry when she saw these two people.

The audience thought that Princess Iron Fan wanted to raise an army to investigate the crime, but unexpectedly, Princess Iron Fan pulled the Supreme Treasure aside and said: "Can you explain to me clearly what happened?"

Zhizunbao said with a blank look on his face: "I told you, sister-in-law."

Princess Iron Fan's expression immediately changed: "You call me sister-in-law?"

Zhizunbao immediately changed his words: "I'm sorry, it should be Mrs. Niu."

Princess Iron Fan said calmly: "When I used to watch the moon with me, I called her Little Tiantian. Now the new person is better than the old one. I call her Mrs. Niu."

Zhou Kaiwen just opened the tea cup and took a sip of water, and almost spit out the water.

"Good guy, your circle is so chaotic!"

There are indeed a lot of peach blossoms in Sun Wukong.

At this point in the plot, the whole movie is getting better, and the plot has obviously entered the main line.

The plot lines of Supreme Treasure, Sun Wukong, Bai Jingjing, and Zixia are intertwined together, giving the audience a lot of expectations.

At night, Zhizunbao was taken to the dungeon by Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, and met Tang Seng who was imprisoned here.

The disciples all wanted to rescue Tang Seng.

Tang Seng asked the other two people to go out and say something to Sun Wukong.

As a result, everyone saw Tang Seng opening the door of the prison and saying, "Come in and sit down."

"You can open this door, but you don't need anyone to save you!"

The audience really couldn't stand it.

This movie will give everyone an unexpected laugh every now and then.

After the Supreme Treasure went in, he explained to Tang Seng that he was not Sun Wukong at all.

Tang Seng grabbed the hand of Zhizunbao and said, "Do you know what Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang is?"

Zhizunbao asked doubtfully: "What is it?"

Tang Monk said slowly: "Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang..."

He looked out the door and sang slowly.

"Only you can accompany me to get the Western Scripture~"

"Onlyyou, can kill demons and eliminate demons~"

"Onlyyou can protect me~"

"Crabs and clams can't eat me. You are the best, only you~"

In an instant, everyone in the cinema burst into laughter.

Zhizunbao was about to speak, but Tang Monk started singing again.

When the global music chart was released previously, the song "Onlyyou" received resource promotion on multiple platforms, and many people had access to the song.

Now as soon as the song started playing, the audience all remembered.

Zhizunbao beat Tang Seng directly and stopped Tang Seng from singing anymore.

But Tang Seng said: "When you understand how to sacrifice one's life for righteousness, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me."

Later, Zixia was injured by Xiangxiang. Zhizunbao fled with Zixia and met Xiangxiang.

Because Zixia and Zhizunbao were close, Xiangxiang wanted to kill Zixia and let Zhizunbao return to her.

Zhou Kaiwen fell into deep thought. He calculated in his mind that there were already four women who liked Sun Wukong.

This plot is absolutely for public and private use!

This is too narcissistic!

After everyone fought, Xiangxiang used the method of transformation to exchange the souls of Zixia and Zhu Bajie. However, there was a mistake when exchanging Sha Seng and stones. She and Sha Seng were exchanged.

When Zhizunbao woke up again, Zixia's body was already Zhu Bajie.

Xiao Xu's acting here is very funny.

In the plot, everyone's souls are exchanged, but it is not the case during the performance. Instead, Xiao Xu needs to perform the feeling of Zhu Bajie.

Xiao Xu was a little embarrassed when he acted.

After Zhizunbao saw Zhu Bajie possessed by Qingxia, Qingxia wanted to kiss Zhizunbao, but Zhizunbao spat it out.

Everyone surrounded Xiangxiang and asked Xiangxiang to deal with it, but Xiangxiang had to wait seven days before he could use the method of transformation again. Now everyone can't change it back.

Fortunately, Zixia woke up and took control of her body.

It turns out that when Xiangxiang used the method of transformation, only Qingxia was replaced into Zhu Bajie's body, while Zixia remained in the original body.

The Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan also came here, and everyone started a battle.

In the end, the Bull Demon King won and got the banana fan in his hand.

When Zhizunbao was escaping, he fell off the cliff and happened to meet three bandits.

He smashed the officers and soldiers to death and rescued these people, one of whom was the former Bodhi Patriarch.

When the scene turned to Pansi Cave, Zhizunbao was still chanting Bai Jingjing's name in his sleep.

After Zhizunbao woke up, he chatted with Bodhi.

Bodhi said: "When you fainted, you called Jingjing's name ninety-eight times."

Zhizunbao smiled and said, "Jingjing is my wife."

Bodhi continued: "There is another person named Zixia, and you called her seven hundred and eighty-four times."

Zhizunbao was stunned immediately.

Bodhi said: "Seven hundred and eighty-four times, this Zixia must owe you a lot of money."

After seeing this, Zhou Kaiwen suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"Zhizunbao thought he loved Bai Jingjing at first. In fact, when Zixia winked at him that day, Zhizunbao already had Zixia in his heart. He thought he was still in love with Bai Jingjing, but in fact he loves Bai Jingjing now. It's more Zixia, whether he admits it or not," Zhou Kaiwen analyzed in his mind.

"Then what do these love experiences mean to the Supreme Treasure, or to Sun Wukong?"

Zhou Kaiwen suddenly felt that this movie was not as simple as it seemed.

(End of chapter)