To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

"Hahaha, you are worthy of being my Brother Dou, your dream is lofty."

"Principal: I really admire you, you idiot."

"Since ancient times, heroes have emerged from youth. Brother Dou almost killed the principal alone."

"Two college students, a reporter, a principal... Tsk, Tsk, Brother Dou is going crazy today."

"I have the same simple dreams as Brother Dou, and I also want to make a lot of money and marry a wife."

"Brother Dou is amazing. He has grown-up dreams at such a young age!"

"What does it mean to be awake in the world! (tactical retreat)"

"Brother Dou is so awesome, I will save you twenty years of detours."

This scene was enjoyed by the audience in the live broadcast room.

Seeing Pan Dou really made me excited.

Zhao Xinyi was very happy.

In a happy mood, she showed a sincere smile and asked: "Kid Pan Dou, which part of school are you most interested in?"

"School is over."

"Well……"

Zhao Xinyi's smile froze.

Damn it, I was careless and didn't dodge.

Unfortunately for me, I mistakenly thought that Pan Dou didn’t pout me anymore.

Hallucinations, all hallucinations.

It’s okay not to ask in this interview.

Do you really have to be this reporter?

Isn’t it okay to be a vase internet celebrity?

So humiliating.

"Haha, aunt, you are humiliating yourself."

"Hahaha, Brother Dou has gone too far. As the saying goes, don't hit the smiling person. My aunt smiles so sincerely, and you actually pout her to the ground and become speechless."

"Brother Dou's words are very suitable for me. What I look forward to most when I go to school is the end of school."

"I'm still looking like a bird when I go to work, just waiting to get off work."

"Going to school is for getting out of school, and going to work is for getting off work. What does it mean to not forget your original intention (tactical retreat)!"

"Anchor, please leave quickly, I'm afraid you'll cry in public later."

"If I cry in public, my career as a journalist will be over (sad)."

"Welcome everyone to watch the large-scale TV series - "Xi Travels: Brother Dou Fights Zhao Xinyi Three Times"!!"

"If you put it this way, isn't Brother Dou's prayer for rain the same as "Xi Travels: Che Chi's Fighting in the Country"?"

"Who are the Tiger Power Immortal, the Deer Power Immortal, and the Sheep Power Immortal?"

"The anchor, the principal and the photographer brother?"

"That's right, awesome!"

The barrage in the live broadcast room was as playful and joking as ever.

The principal didn't know whether to laugh or cry. His student really told the truth.

This answer is a bit shocking.

Zhao Xinyi gritted her teeth and found sadly that she could not find any flaw in Pan Dou's words.

It’s all too normal for students to look forward to the end of school.

She is also someone who has been through school days and understands that Pan Dou did not tease her this time and was telling the truth.

The problem is that it only hits people harder.

To be honest, she was speechless.

It's so hard for me.

She sighed and didn't want to talk to Pan Dou anymore.

His eyes subconsciously moved to the two friends next to Pan Dou.

She came with an interview assignment.

Interviewing students is also part of the process.

Everything in the interview with Pan Dou just now obviously cannot be published as serious news in newspapers.

Therefore, she could only change the interview target.

Record an interview that will appear in the newspaper.

"Kid, what's your name?"

She smiled and raised the microphone to Wang Dacong.

Wang Dacong stared with a pair of eyes full of wisdom and said excitedly: "My name is Wang Dacong, and I am a student in Class 1, Grade 1."

Zhao Xinyi nodded happily, this is the normal content of the interview.

Pan Dou, those are all interview dregs.

Criticism, education, and correction are needed.

She secretly blamed Pan Dou.

"Wait a minute, Auntie, why are you interviewing other people?"

"I want to see Brother Dou!!"

"Anchor, you are a coward, you actually raised your hands and surrendered."

"We promised to keep fighting after defeat, but why do we keep losing after fighting again!?"

The live broadcast room suddenly became noisy when they saw that the interviewee had changed.

However, Zhao Xinyi is not an Internet celebrity with a doting fan, she is a serious reporter.

So I pretended not to see the barrage and continued to interview Wang Dacong.

"Kid, what are your wishes for the future!?"

"Well……"

Wang Dacong frowned, thought for a moment, and replied, "Be the boss."

Zhao Xinyi was stunned for a moment and then asked: "Why not a scientist, an astronaut or a celebrity?"

According to statistics, these three categories were the most popular career choices for primary school students in the past.

Wang Dacong scratched his head and said with a grimace: "I also want to be a scientist, but my dad said that I will inherit the family business and be the boss in the future."

Zhao Xinyi's mouth was slightly open, a little speechless.

There is a family inheritance! ?

What nonsense are you talking about?

Different road non-phase plan!

"And the salary of scientists is too low. The daily salary is less than 5,000, and the annual salary is less than 1 million."

Wang Dacong tugged at his pigtails and said with increasing distress: "The salary is so low, I'm afraid I won't be able to support myself."

"..."

Zhao Xinyi opened her mouth wide, her salary of nearly one million per year is very low! ?

Master, what does your family do? ?

"Besides, if the salary is so low, there is a high chance that you will not be able to find a girlfriend or marry a wife."

Wang Dacong seemed to have thought of something. He shrunk his neck and continued in a timid tone: "If I can't find a wife, my dad will beat me to death."

His eyes were full of worry, as if with an annual salary of only one million, he was basically unworthy of living in this world.

I! ?

Zhao Xinyi was stunned, Master, what kind of family do you have! ?

You won't lie to me!

We are all compatriots, and we should not deceive our own people.

Pan Dou looked at Zhao Xinyi's stupid look, shrugged his shoulders, and said that Wang Dacong was telling the truth.

His father is a coal boss with a fortune of several billion and several companies under his ownership.

Rich as hell.

The reason why Wang Dacong was sent to Yucai Primary School was to study.

It's because his father's educational philosophy is that boys should be raised poor.

That's why he was sent to the dilapidated Yucai Primary School instead of to those aristocratic schools.

"Damn it, damn it, I broke my defense!!"

"One million is a low salary? Your family also has a small goal!?"

"Master, is your family still in need of a toilet cleaner? I don't ask for much, I just want food, housing and accommodation for 10,000 yuan a month."

"Husband, I am a little Tiantian who is 7 years and 240 months old. When you grow up, how about marrying me!?"

"Uuuu, we are just netizens, you have crossed the line."

"Well, I'm like that dog that passed by and got slapped twice for no reason."

"I come online to have fun, not to be entertained. Please don't mess with me."

Netizens who had been watching the excitement in the live broadcast room did not expect that they would become victims and directly broke their defense.

What a messy life this is!

They begged for an annual salary of 200,000 yuan but couldn't get it. Elementary school students already disliked the fact that an annual salary of 1 million yuan was too low.

It’s so fucking offensive.

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