To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

"Thank you kid for your answer!"

Zhao Xinyi showed a smile that was uglier than crying.

What evil had she done to deserve such disaster today?

"Auntie, do you want to interview me?"

Liu Tiezhu puffed up his chest and looked at Zhao Xinyi like a warrior, ready to accept the challenge at any time.

"Uh... no need, no need."

Zhao Xinyi's face changed slightly and she shook her head violently. She had discovered that the children who played with Pan Dou could not be serious primary school students.

If I continue to ask, will she still be a reporter?

Being stabbed to death by a first-grade elementary school student was already a death sentence for her.

What if he was stabbed to death by three first graders in a row?

She might as well go jump into the Yongding River and die.

When the principal saw this scene, the corner of his mouth twitched. His students were about to give the reporter comrade post-traumatic stress disorder.

Only then did he realize that his students were so awesome.

Just the two people I interviewed.

Pan Dou was so eloquent that he almost flashed his waist while pouting at reporters.

Wang Dacong doesn't look very smart, but he has a lot of money and what he says can make people angry to death.

The remaining Liu Tiezhu didn't look like a child from an ordinary family.

"Principal, Auntie, if nothing happens, we will go back to class."

"Goodbye, principal."

Seeing that nothing happened, Pan Dou waved to the two of them and left with his two friends holding an umbrella.

"Haha, Brother Dou is so free and easy. If you wave your sleeves, you won't take away a single cloud."

"Brother Dou just wants some rain."

"And it's raining heavily. Grandma's house will be rained on after get off work."

"Tsk tsk, the entire capital is shrouded in Brother Dou's shadow!"

"Master, wait a minute, old slave!"

"Auntie, anchor, you are licking your ass!!"

"Xinyi has been stunned by the shock."

"Career Waterloo!"

“Checking in famous scenes~”

The live broadcast room was bustling and lively.

Pan Dou knew nothing about this, so he took Liu Tiezhu and Wang Dacong straight to his grade classroom.

"Haha, Brother Dou, we really prayed for rain just now. We are so awesome. I will definitely tell Li Yanhong and the others when I return to class. They will definitely be stunned by my powerful personal charm. Why? I'm crazy."

On the way, Wang Dacong's face was full of excitement and he kept chattering.

His eyes were shining, as if he had seen thousands of girls being fascinated by him and worshiping him.

Pan Dou looked at him speechlessly. Even though this guy was young, he already thought about picking up girls every day.

It's just that the way he picks up girls is too stupid and doesn't match his family's wealth at all.

The only difference between him and diaosi is that he is richer.

It’s really unfathomable that this guy will be worth billions in the future, but he only wants to be a loser.

If his father knew, I don't know if he would kick him to death.

"You are so smart, they will definitely go crazy for you."

He nodded perfunctorily.

"Brother Dou, do you think so too?"

Wang Dacong's face lit up, Big Brother had spoken, there was something interesting about this.

However, Pan Dou's next words made his face fall.

"They'll beat you like crazy."

Pan Dou's faint voice directly broke Wang Dacong's fantasy.

At their age, girls are much stronger than boys.

And it is still at the stage where newborn calves are not afraid of tigers.

He beats people without caring about the consequences.

Those who were beaten were often bruised and bruised.

If Wang Dacong dared to jump, he might be beaten up by a girl.

"Brother Dou is right."

Liu Tiezhu agreed deeply.

He had witnessed with his own eyes the scene where Wang Dacong was punched and kicked by girls.

This guy is so smart, but he is also addicted to food.

He flirts with little girls every day, and he can't even speak, which makes the girls furious and chase him and beat him.

He also kept shouting all day long, "Hitting means kissing and scolding means loving."

According to him, this guy's skin was itchy all over his body and he just wanted to be beaten.

"It's impossible, it's impossible, we've done such a big thing, it's impossible for them to be indifferent to me."

Wang Dacong refused to accept it, stretched out his hand to catch some rainwater from the outside of his umbrella, smoothed his hair into a slicked back, and dressed up to look cool and cool.

Entering the classroom, he jumped on the desk and shouted: "Do you know it's raining outside?"

All the classmates looked over and looked at him as if they were a fool.

"You're so smart. We're not blind. How can we not know it's raining?"

"Humph, you only know it rains, but do you know why it rains?"

Wang Dacong put his hands on his hips and looked at the world.

When I saw the little girls I liked looking at me, I felt very happy.

Now you are not smitten by my charm! ?

Pan Dou sat in his seat and yawned, looking at Wang Dacong standing on the desk and boasting about himself with drowsy eyes.

He has had a problem since kindergarten: he gets sleepy whenever he enters the classroom.

"We don't know, do you know that you are so smart?"

The students watching below asked back.

"Do you want to know? If you want to know, just beg me!"

Wang Dacong did not announce the answer immediately, but instead kept it secret with a mysterious face.

The expression is very unbeatable.

It can be seen from this that none of the beatings this guy received were in vain.

Pan Dou rolled his eyes, couldn't stand it anymore, and said directly: "It rains because God farts and pees!!"

"Haha~"

Such a vulgar explanation immediately caused everyone to burst into laughter.

"Uh... Brother Dou is right." Wang Dacong scratched his head, raised his head and said with a straight face, "But do you know why God farts and pees now?"

"You are so smart, the teacher is coming, please tell me quickly!"

When he heard that the teacher was coming, Wang Dacong didn't dare to pretend anymore and immediately announced the answer: "It's because Brother Dou and Silly Zhu and I begged God to fart and pee, so God fart and pee."

The corner of Pan Dou's mouth twitched, why did these words sound so harsh?

I'm sorry, I'm praying for rain because I'm asking God to fart and pee! ?

If you don't know how to speak, don't speak.

If you keep talking, even I will want to hit you.

"Humph, me, Brother Dou and Shazhu specifically asked God to fart and urinate so that the school could have a holiday. So, if the school has a holiday because of rain, it is all our fault. You have to thank us..."

Wang Dacong crossed his arms and was in high spirits.

"You're so smart, you don't even draft a lie. God is your relative. You ask him to fart and urinate, and he farts and urinates? You think he is your puppy!"

However, the students below did not believe what Wang Dacong said and took it seriously.

"What I said is true."

When Wang Dacong saw that they didn't believe it, he immediately became anxious.

"If you don't believe me, ask Brother Dou and Silly Zhu."

However, Pan Dou had already fallen asleep on the table, and Liu Tiezhu pretended not to know and looked elsewhere.

"I'll prove it to you!"

Wang Dacong stared at his wise eyes and swore unwillingly to admit defeat.

"You will definitely worship me then."

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