To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

As Pan Dou returns from school.

He soon became a beautiful sight in the market.

A primary school student as young as seven is skillfully killing fish at a fish stall.

The techniques are sophisticated and the sword skills are sharp.

Attracting a bunch of weird uncles and aunties to watch.

"Damn it, you're awesome. You've already mastered a survival skill at a young age."

"This kid is so awesome. He kills fish so fast that it crushes me."

"The future life is terrible!"

They whispered to each other and marveled.

Pan Dou has become accustomed to this. This is not his first day killing fish here.

He's been doing it for nearly a year.

To a certain extent, he is already a golden sign for his family to attract business.

Every time he comes back from school to kill fish, he always attracts many people to watch.

He has experienced it all, taking photos and videotaping.

No longer afraid.

For example, right now, a photographer with a cowardly dog ​​is secretly filming him with a mobile phone.

Pan Dou noticed that someone was taking pictures. After killing the fish, he casually chopped the fish-killing knife in his hand on the heavy chopping board and embedded it in. Then he looked up at him and found that he was just taking photos secretly and had no malicious intent.

He shrugged, not caring.

Keep working.

The three of them worked together until around eight o'clock before ending their busy day, then closed the stall and went home.

Put on your raincoat, ride a three-bouncer, and jog back to the community.

Pan Dou's mother cooks it himself, and he can cook a table of delicious food in just a few clicks.

The family of three had dinner happily.

Ding ding~

At this time, Pan Dou's cell phone suddenly rang a message ringtone. She picked it up and took a look and found that it was a video sent by a parent group member named "Wang Dacong's Dad."

Curious, she clicked on the video to watch.

Inside is actually the whole process of Pan Dou and three people praying for rain.

His mother's eyes lit up and she showed it to his father with a smile, "Dad, look, your son did good things in school."

"We're eating, what are we looking at..."

"I count to three!"

"Uh, let me take a look."

Pan Dou's father didn't want to watch it at first, but it wasn't until he met his mother's sharp eyes that he gave in and started watching it honestly.

Pan Dou looked up and thought carefully, he didn't do anything bad today, did he?

His father laughed after reading it, "It's a coincidence that the kid is playing house, but this kid is so cool when he strikes thunder. It makes my blood boil. I really want to take out my belt and give him a few blows."

Pan Dou's head was full of black lines, and then he realized what they were looking at. No need to guess, it was 100% a good thing done by great cleverness.

This kid wouldn't send their video of praying for rain to all the parents in the parent group! ?

He took the phone out of his father's hand and looked at it.

Damn it, the parent group chat message exploded.

"Haha, are the three children in the video also from Class 1?"

"I didn't expect our Class 1 to have hidden dragons and crouching tigers!"

"What is it like for your son to be in the same class as a god!?"

"Children today are playing too high-end games. As an adult, I can't understand them."

"It's good to pass on cultural heritage."

"Have you all received the video?"

"@王大conghisfather, this parent, you can post a video, but why do you say disgusting remarks like 'Be fascinated by my charm' and 'You will fall in love with me after watching this'? You are not a pervert, you want to Are you going to attack my daughter?"

"Damn, he was trying to hook up with your daughter, but he fucking threatened me and told me to kneel down and call daddy."

"It's too much. I'm thinking about calling the police."

"I'm Wang Dacong's father. I'm really sorry to everyone. My son secretly took the video and sent it to me on my phone. I didn't know about it. Now he's hanging from the ceiling and being whipped by me. I'm really sorry for disturbing you."

With that said, a picture was posted below. Comrade Wang Dacong was hung under a luxurious chandelier, with a pitiful face, and his father was holding a seven-horse horse in his exposed hand.

The only savior Liu Tiezhu’s father: “…The signal here is weak and I can’t receive any messages.”

Pan Dou's eyes widened, and he silently mourned for three seconds for his little friend.

Then use his fucking trumpet to say "whip me, thank you".

Then he returned the phone to his mother.

"I'll post it on Moments so they can see how handsome my son is."

His mother took the phone, downloaded the video with great interest, and then posted it to her friends.

"What is it like to have a little fairy at home!" ? 》

As soon as this post was posted on Moments, it immediately attracted a large group of people to watch.

"Damn it, isn't this me, Emperor Dou!?"

"Oh my god, Sister He, you are actually Brother Dou's mother!?"

"Oh my God, the surprise came so suddenly. I actually became Brother Dou's fucking communication friend."

"I call Brother Dou daddy, isn't Sister He my grandma!?"

"Sister He, do you want to set up a stall on a rainy day? I want to eat fried noodles."

"Sister He, your son is very popular and the whole internet is discussing it."

"This kid is so handsome!"

Pan Dou has been running a stall for many years, and he adds a friend from time to time. His address book is full of people from all walks of life.

From elite white-collar workers to college students, there are all kinds of people from all walks of life.

The main theme is a hero who makes friends all over the world.

"Oh, I didn't expect my son to be so popular."

Pan Dou's mother smiled from ear to ear when she saw people in her circle of friends praising her son.

His father looked sideways at Pan Dou. Pan Dou stroked his hair and said to his father: "Old comrade, you can't envy being popular."

"..."

Pan Dou's father twitched the corner of his mouth and ate silently. He couldn't beat his wife or talk to his son, so he wondered if he could stay in this family.

That being said, he is still very satisfied with his current living situation.

The wife is virtuous and the children are smart.

The family of three was enjoying themselves.

The years are quiet.

I don’t know how many people envy this kind of family atmosphere.

Ding dong~

After dinner, they were just sitting down to watch TV when the doorbell suddenly rang.

"Who is this late at night!?"

His mother complained, put on her slippers and went to the peephole to check, and found two Taoist priests in Taoist robes, one old and one young, standing outside the door.

"His father and son are two Taoist priests!"

She waved to father and son.

The two of them went to the cat's eye to check and found that it was indeed a Taoist priest.

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