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"Tsk, Taoist priests are also coming to ask for alms these days?"

Pan Dou's father looked puzzled, pressed the call button on the doorbell, and asked straight to the point: "You two, who are you looking for?"

"Fu Sheng Boundless Heavenly Lord, are you Mr. Pan Dou's family?"

The visitors were the teacher and student from the Taoist Academy. After seeing the video of Pan Dou praying for rain, they came directly to the door and prepared to take Pan Dou into his sect.

It is hoped that the Taoist temple will be revitalized with the help of Pan Dou's stunt.

"You are!?"

Pan Dou's father was stunned for a moment and looked at the two of them suspiciously, while Pan Dou's mother looked at Pan Dou sideways, asking if you were the one causing the trouble?

Pan Dou spread his hands and said it was none of my business.

"Infinite Blessings, Heavenly Lord, we are Taoist priests of the Taoist Academy, and this is our Taoist certificate."

The two were afraid that Pan Dou's family would misunderstand, so they took out their IDs to prove their identities.

"Oh, it turns out to be the Taoist Taoist priest."

Pan Dou's father glanced at the Taoist certificate through the peephole and found that he was indeed a Taoist priest. He immediately opened the door, blocked the door with his body, looked at the two people outside the door, and asked doubtfully: "Excuse me, what can I do for you? I have to declare in advance, I He is a Buddhist."

Pan Dou’s mother echoed: “I believe in Christ.”

Pan Dou blinked, raised his chest and said, "I am a scholar, and I believe in Confucius."

"..."

No one in your family believes.

And is your family a bulk family?

Three people, three beliefs.

You're teasing me! ?

The two Taoist priests were awkward in place.

They were not fools. They couldn't tell that Pan Dou's family didn't want to talk to them anymore.

"Infinite Blissful Heavenly Lord, we came to visit you with sincerity. This is a small gift from us. It is not meant as a sign of respect. I hope you will accept it."

The older Taoist priest was carrying two pieces of flowers.

"Taoist priest, you're welcome. Please take a seat inside."

Pan Dou's mother accepted it and immediately opened the door to invite people in for tea.

Pan Dou and his father looked at each other, speechless. This tiger girl was bought off by a little profit so quickly.

Pan Dou's house is not small, covering more than 120 square meters.

The decoration is warm and livable.

Don't think he is a fishmonger.

But his family is not poor at all, and can even be called well-off.

Mainly because his father and mother are both roll kings.

When his father was young, he worked in auto repair, decoration, and construction sites. He also worked as a pork man, a vegetable seller, and a snake catcher. His biggest hobby was fishing, so he finally chose to open a fish stall and work as an ordinary worker. Fish killer.

His mother is an expert at setting up stalls. She has set up a breakfast stall, selling steamed buns, fried dough sticks, and wonton dumplings; she has set up an afternoon stall, selling pancakes, braised pork belly, and stir-fried liver and belly; she has set up a supper stall, selling oysters and beef offal. , snail barbecue.

Now I set up a late-night snack stall selling fried noodles. My biggest wish in life is to eat, sleep and play beans.

This is also the origin of the name Pan Dou.

It is precisely because of these two desperate Sanlangs and desperate Sanniangs that Pan Dou's family is slightly wealthy, has no worries about food and drink, and has a worry-free life.

And it is said that their hometown is facing demolition and there is a high probability of receiving a large amount of compensation.

Therefore, his family is not poor at all, and can even be called a small rich.

"Two Taoist priests, do you have any business with us?"

After pouring a glass of water for the two Taoist priests, Pan Dou's mother immediately sat down and asked them why they were here.

Pan Dou and his father were lined up on the left and right, one with his legs crossed holding a cigarette, the other sitting cross-legged holding a lollipop, looking up and down at the two Taoist priests.

"That's right, take a look at this video of me..."

The middle-aged Taoist priest took out his mobile phone and prepared to play the video of Pan Dou praying for rain.

"seen it already."

The three members of the family answered in unison.

"Well……"

The middle-aged Taoist priest choked, laughed awkwardly, and said: "I am a teacher at the Taoist Academy. I think your son is born with wisdom and is very suitable for practicing Taoism."

"That's true when you say that." Pan Dou's mother said thoughtfully: "My son was unusual since he was a child. He cried loudly when he was born, which woke him up in a vegetative state. Later, he rolled down the stairs and suffered a few injuries all over his body. No, and ever since I was little, I haven’t had a cold or a fever, which is really amazing.”

"And since he was born, my family's business has been getting better and better day by day. He is my family's lucky star."

Pan Dou looks innocent, can you blame him? It's all due to the "Novice Protection Period" buff. No matter what accident he encounters, he can always get through it safely.

It does look a bit like the Chosen One.

When the middle-aged Taoist priest heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up. This experience could be packaged a little, and it would be a complete reincarnation of the stars, specially coming to earth to save the common people.

My way is saved.

"You two, I would like to accept your son as a disciple and enter the Taoist academy to learn Taoism from me."

He drew a pie in high spirits and said: "Our Taoist College is a college sponsored by the Taoist Association. Students graduate with both undergraduate degrees and nationally recognized postgraduate degrees."

"As long as your son joins my disciples to study scriptures and understand Taoism, I can guarantee that he will be admitted to graduate school smoothly, and he will be able to obtain a Taoist certificate in a short period of time, and he can practice in any Taoist temple."

Pan Dou's parents were stunned for a moment and turned to look at Pan Dou with strange eyes. They didn't expect that their son had just entered the first grade and was already recommended to graduate school.

The only pity is that the recommended college is a Taoist college.

"My son cannot be a Taoist priest. He will have to marry a wife and have children in the future to continue the legacy of my old Pan family."

Pan Dou's father shook his head violently and disagreed with the middle-aged Taoist priest's proposal.

"We are the only ones who allow people to marry and have children."

"That won't work. If he becomes a Taoist priest, who will provide for us in our old age?"

Pan Dou waved his mother's hands repeatedly.

"We Taoists are not monks, and we do not care about cutting off worldly ties. We advocate supporting blood relatives and respecting virtue and morality."

While explaining, the middle-aged Taoist priest secretly belittled Buddhism.

"No, no, no..."

Pan Dou's parents still shook their heads.

Even if the middle-aged Taoist priest has lotus blossoms in his mouth, no matter how well he speaks.

They also don’t want their sons to become Taoist priests.

"With our Taoist priest certificate, you can waive the admission tickets for most Taoist temples, and you can also make short-term reservations for some Taoist temples with food and accommodation included."

Seeing that they were unable to get in, the middle-aged Taoist priest recalled the scene when he entered the door just now, and directly presented the real benefits.

"Free admission, food and accommodation included!?"

When Pan Dou heard this, he immediately cheered up and said with a friendly smile: "Actually, our family has planned to believe in Christianity for a long time. Buddha and Christ have not blessed us with making big money at all. We have had enough of them for a long time."

The middle-aged Taoist priest twitched his lips, "With your attitude, even if I were Buddha and God, I wouldn't be able to protect you and make a lot of money."

"son!"

Pan Dou put his hand on Pan Dou's shoulder with a smile on his face, and his meaning was self-evident.

Pan Dou rolled his eyes and said quietly: "Being a Taoist priest affects Kao Gong."

His mother immediately took her hand away and said seriously: "As I said before, I believe in Christ."

Affect the public examination! ?

It doesn’t matter that this Taoist priest is inappropriate.

I, He Fang, am not a person who is greedy for petty gains.

As we all know, the end of the universe is Kaogong.

If it affects the public examination, doesn't it ruin a person's future?

No other parent would be willing to change.

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