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For his own related video, he saved a lost young man.

Pan Dou was completely unaware.

Because after the police arrest a drug dealer, they will not make an announcement immediately.

It will take at least a week until the investigation is completed before you can see the news.

Now, he is facing a problem.

He's on fire.

This can be seen from the constant stream of tourists who come to the market specifically to take photos with him.

He's really on fire.

Therefore, he also had an extra worry.

These ladies hold me too tightly.

The key is that it's still peaceful...it's so scary.

Of course, what's more troublesome is the impact on their business.

So many people gathered in the fish stall.

When people who really need it see this situation, they turn around and go to other fish stalls to buy fish.

There are more people, but less money is being made.

As a result, Pan Dou, a "loser", was sent back to the community and lost the qualification to kill fish.

At this time, his parents realized that their son had become famous on the Internet.

We haven't seen each other for just a day, but this kid is inexplicably popular.

As parents, they quickly made up for the lessons and inquired about the ins and outs.

Watching the whole process of their son's explosion, their mouths twitched. This boy actually broke the Internet by stabbing a female reporter to death.

this……

They really didn't know what to say.

But Pan Dou is still very happy, because the Internet is full of praise for Pan Dou, which makes her feel happy.

What mother wouldn’t want her son to be praised by others.

The only thing that makes her a little regretful is that she did not upload these videos herself.

No, while my son is popular, I have to take two photos when I get back and upload them to Moments to show off.

She thought happily.

Comrade He Fang is a person who can talk and do things.

If she said she wanted to post on Moments, she would post on Moments.

When I got home in the evening, I took two photos of Pan Dou and uploaded them to Moments along with screenshots of comments from the online videos.

Then happily share:

"What is it like to have a son who is an internet celebrity!" ? 》

"Sister He, can you give me a signed photo of Brother Dou? Please (poor)."

"Haha, from now on, I can get first-hand information about Brother Dou immediately. I have defeated those traitors too much."

"Me too, they are crying and begging me to show them Sister He's circle of friends."

"Sister He is so lucky to have raised such a mature and sensible child."

"Sister He, I am a novice mother. How do you teach your children? Let's exchange experiences. I also hope to raise a Dou Ge (looking forward to it)."

Sure enough, as soon as her circle of friends was updated, it immediately attracted many likes and comments from friends in her address book.

Pan Dou was scrolling through the comments, smiling from ear to ear.

Pan Dou's father was smoking, his face full of sorrow, and my mother-in-law seemed crazy.

It was my son who drove me crazy.

Can I beat my son for this reason? ?

He fell into deep thought.

This little brat took advantage of so many girls this afternoon.

Beast!

As an old father, he cannot be allowed to learn bad things and must be corrected with a stick.

Let him have a complete childhood.

Speaking of which, Pan Dou has never had a fight since he was born.

Because Pan Dou has never made him angry.

It seems that not only Pan Dou's childhood is incomplete, but his father's career is also incomplete.

In life, you must find a reason to beat your son!

He exhaled a puff of smoke and thought.

Pan Dou looked at him sideways, always feeling that this bad old man was hiding something bad.

After a while, Pan Dou put down the phone without finishing it, and said with a little regret: "There are too few people in the circle of friends, so it's not enough to watch."

As a mother, she looked naturally disgusted with the few people who praised her son.

She couldn't get enough of it.

"Hey, his dad, do you think if I upload my son's photo to a short video platform, will thousands of people praise our son?"

She remembered that on the platform she had seen during the day, as long as it was a video about Pan Dou, there would be comments in units of "10,000" underneath.

That's what it's like to have fun.

It's not like Moments, where only a hundred people leave comments.

The gap is too far.

"What!?"

The father and son were stunned. It was not enough to show off their son in WeChat Moments, but they also wanted to show off on a short video platform?

They both had toothaches.

"Mom, I don't want to be an internet celebrity."

Pan Dou looked embarrassed. You could ask him to pout reporters, but he wouldn't want to be a full-time Internet celebrity.

Too much trouble.

Writing the script, thinking of the plot, editing the video, etc. are all one process.

It's a headache to hear.

He would rather drive a Porsche than become an internet celebrity.

"What do you want to be an Internet celebrity!?" Comrade He Fang snorted: "I just want to show off my son, but I'm not asking you to become an Internet celebrity unless you want to be one."

"Our family is not short of money."

Pan Dou nodded, trusting him at this point.

Growing up, his mother would only post on WeChat Moments to show off when he achieved something or something interesting happened.

Just like the photo of him killing fish with a pacifier in his mouth and yesterday's video of praying for rain.

On weekdays, his mother basically doesn’t post anything related to him on Moments.

So he believed that his mother would not catch her baby and take pictures all day long like other baby-mom internet celebrities, and she wished she had a camera on her head.

And his family is indeed not short of money. His parents have hundreds of thousands in their bank cards. Their home is about to be demolished and they will receive a large amount of compensation.

This money can't be spent all, it can't be spent at all.

Thinking of this, he held his head high and said, "Mom, my son supports you. Just go ahead and do it. My son will always be your solid backing."

"He must be my son. Mom's love for you is not in vain."

After receiving Pan Dou's support, Comrade He Fang frowned with joy, then glanced at Pan Dou's father and said disgustedly: "Unlike some people..."

Pan Dou’s father held the butt of his cigarette between his hands and was stunned. This could diss me! ?

"Comrade Lao Pan, I'm looking at you. Why don't you realize it at all?"

Pan Dou stood up on the sofa, looked down at his father with his hands behind his back, shook his head and sighed, as if an old Chinese medicine doctor was looking at a hopeless person.

"..."

Pan Dahe's head is full of black lines. Has this son reached his rebellious stage?不行，必须得找个理由揍他一顿，让他知道知道什么叫父爱如山体滑坡。

Pan Dou couldn't care less about their father and son. She just did what she said and happily started editing the video.

There is a lot of material about Pan Dou available online.

After she carefully selected it, she pieced it together and then called father and son to review it.

"How about it!?"

"Awesome."

"so so."

After commenting, the father and son looked at each other, and Pan Dou's father had a gloating expression of "You're finished."

Because the evaluation of Pan Dou is average.

He looked innocent, and judging by his gaze, the video was indeed very ordinary, just a simple splicing of his past materials.

It's mediocre, nothing exciting at all.

"Son, isn't this video good? It looks good to me!"

"Mom, it's too bland and it's not easy to attract people to come in. Small traffic means few comments..."

Pan Dou shook his head and pointed, "We should use slow motion, match it with underworld music, and then put on BBC filters, with a dark and evil theme, so that it is unique enough."

Netizens have viewed his video material over the past two days many times.

If it is not processed, it will be difficult to attract people to leave messages.

This doesn't serve the fucking purpose.

As a son, of course I have to fulfill this little fucking wish.

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