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"Dang-dang-dang, parents, please take a look!!"

After Pan Dou's operation, a brand new video appeared in front of their family of three.

With the underworld music playing, the first scene in the video is Pan Dou staring expressionlessly at Zhao Xinyi walking towards him on the playground.

Where dreams begin.

Under the influence of the soundtrack from the underworld, what was originally just a normal primary school student looking at the female reporter turned into a murderous maniac who seemed to be choosing a suitable target.

The next second, Pan Dou held the magic sword and called for thunder.

Lightning and thunder against a dark background.

The sky was gloomy, as if the end was coming.

Immediately afterwards, the camera switched to the vegetable market.

Underworld filter and slow motion.

Pan Dou hit the fish head hard with a mallet, and the powerful impact caused blood to splash on the chopping board.

Use a brush to scrape the scales, and the translucent scales fly like a person being peeled off.

He used a fish-killing knife to disembowel the fish, and pulled out a lot of internal organs with his bare hands. A mass of bloody flesh appeared in his little hands, just like Hannibal grabbing the target's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.

Taking the fish to clean under the faucet, he stabbed the knife into the heavy chopping board, and looked up at the camera with an angry look.

Finally, the camera switched to Pan Dou sitting on a small bench, his feet covered in blood, holding a bowl of rice, picking up a piece of unknown barbecue and stuffing it into his mouth, with sticky juice flowing from the corner of his mouth.

The way he looks into the camera is meaningful.

The video ends here.

In slow motion, the entire video alone has a terrifying feeling. When paired with the underworld music, it looks like a documentary about a murderer.

"..."

After watching the video, Pan Dou's parents blinked, and Pan Dou's mother hesitated and asked: "Son, are you sure you don't have many lives on your hands?"

"Mom, I'm just a seven-year-old primary school student, and you suspect me of murder!?" Pan Dou rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "This is just a video editing technique, a rendering effect. How can your son be a murderer?"

"That's right, what can you do, you little brat?"

The two of them breathed a sigh of relief. Pan Dou in the video, rendered in slow motion, underworld music and BBC filters, looked like a little devil who could kill with a knife.

"But son, how do you know how to edit video!?"

Pan Dou looked at his seven-year-old primary school student suspiciously. Did he know a little too much?

"Mom, I spend far more time watching short videos than you do. You all understand, how can I not understand?"

Pan Dou spread his hands and looked innocent.

"Well……"

Pan Dou's parents were a little embarrassed. When they were busy and had no time to take care of Pan Dou, they would give him their cell phones to hold and play with.

It can be said that Pan Dou grew up with short videos.

So it’s only natural that Pan Dou knows editing skills.

"Mom, this video of mine will definitely go viral, please upload it quickly!"

Pan Dou put his hands on his hips and vowed.

Netizens like the novelty.

When they encounter something new, they will come over one after another to watch.

Especially now that Pan Dou is so popular, the video he edited not only has a novel way of editing the subject, but also taps into his own hot spots.

It is guaranteed to attract a large number of netizens to stop.

"Okay, okay, that's it!"

The video looks a bit underworld, but it also has a lot of feeling, and it is the work of his own son. Pan Dou did not object to it, opened his short video account, and uploaded the video directly.

Along with the copy: "What is it like to have a little devil in your family!?"

The tone is brisk, showing the owner's happy mood.

Her short video account is called Dahe Fish Stall, and her profile picture is a photo of their family of three.

The introduction is about her personal hobbies: eating, sleeping and playing Doudou!

So far, no works have been published.

As soon as the video was uploaded, with the blessing of new accounts and the support of Pan Dou, a related hot spot, it immediately attracted a group of people.

Soon, the comment area became lively:

"Oh shit, give me a fright!!"

"Tsk, tsk, Brother Dou's sharp eyes, I doubt he has a few lives on his hands."

"I suggest the police investigate Brother Dou."

"Is this my Brother Dou? Are you sure it's not some murderous maniac!?"

"Hey~ I laughed all day watching Brother Dou's video today, and finally I was shocked by Brother Dou in your video."

"Who taught you to cut like this!?"

"Blogger, you are so good at cutting that you will die!?"

"Dahe Fish Stall... you registered your name very quickly. Brother Dou just advertised today, and you have registered now. You are a true fan of Brother Dou."

"Hey, the avatar is still Brother Dou's family. Tell me honestly, where did you find the picture?"

“I heard that when Brother Dou’s mother used to run a late-night snack stall, he added a large group of outsider friends. These people could browse his mother’s circle of friends. There were a lot of photos and interesting things about Brother Dou’s family. They should have leaked out from there, right? !”

"Jealousy distorts my features."

"I didn't expect that if I changed the BGM, my Brother Dou would be so scary."

"Emperor Dou suffered an unknown fate in his later years and degenerated into Emperor Demon."

"Brother Dou in Zhao Xinyi's eyes!"

"Haha, grab the bamboo shoots!"

"Xinyi was furious: Did I knock it inside? Did you hear it? Did I say I knocked it inside!"

"At this moment, a macho man silently retracted his feet under the covers."

"Ugh, you can't brush during the day, and you can't escape at night. What are you doing at night? I'm scared to death."

"Okay, okay, let's cut it like this. Wait while I go to the kitchen to get you some souvenirs."

"Let me tell you some good news. As of now, there is no news on the Internet about college students being persecuted by Brother Dou."

"Brother Dou's curse has been broken?"

"College students were in tears. They are finally safe and can watch Brother Dou's videos with confidence."

The novel editing method brought an extremely novel sense to netizens, who left messages, liked, forwarded and collected them.

However, they never imagined that this account was Pan Dou’s own account.

Pan Dou didn’t give a damn explanation.

She was simply showing off her son.

At this time, she felt happy when she saw her video being liked and forwarded by so many people.

This is Pan Dou's work, which is recognized by so many people.

She is a happy mother.

Of course, Le Guile, who is quite business-minded, immediately noticed the usefulness of this kind of video editing.

"Son, do you think we can edit a similar video to promote our wet market!?"

"ah!?"

Pan Dou was stunned and looked at his mother with strange eyes. He used the method of photographing murderers to promote the market. This method was actually very feasible.

Contrast cuteness is also a propaganda tool.

It's just that he didn't expect that he would think of this level.

Sure enough, Comrade He Fang is a bit smart in business.

Not like someone!

He gave his dad a sidelong look.

Pan Dahe, who was smoking, noticed Pan Dou's gaze and twitched the corner of his mouth. What's the look in this kid's eyes? Is he looking for smoke?

You kid, you don’t think I’m a waste, do you? ?

I’m telling you, my house is going to be demolished! !

"Mom, you are such a genius."

Pan Dou turned around, gave a thumbs up and praised his mother profusely, "With your wisdom, sooner or later we will be able to make our Dahe fish stall bigger and stronger, and create greater glory."

"I also believe so."

Ms. He Fang smiled from ear to ear when her son praised her so much.

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