To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

This scene directly made netizens laugh.

"Haha, the principal was given PTSD by Brother Dou."

"Principal: What a sin, you didn't recruit a student, you clearly recruited a nemesis."

"The wind is roaring, the cranes are roaring, the grass and trees are all soldiers, you are the contemporary Fu Jian!?"

"Good news: There are not open classes every day; bad news: Brother Dou will still be in school for six years."

"With Brother Dou's level of torment, the principal will suffer a lot."

"The principal won't just retire from illness at Yucai Primary School!!"

"Haha, the principal looks less than fifty. He is in the prime of life, so he shouldn't be!"

"Now you know why I, Brother Dou, can sit in the back row near the door, window, or wall!?"

"The back row is by the window, the king's hometown."

"The back row is close to the door. He is the god in the class."

"The back row is against the wall, so I can sleep peacefully."

"On both sides of the podium, fallen kings."

"Xiu'er~"

The Internet is bustling with people, and in the classroom, someone has already borrowed a chair from the next class to replace the old bad chair.

The principal's face turned red and he sat down again in embarrassment.

Everything is really going wrong today.

"Everyone, let's continue the class!!"

Seeing that it was just a false alarm, all the leading teachers breathed a sigh of relief.

They were really frightened by Pan Dou.

It made them all startled.

Like a psycho.

Just when order was restored in the classroom.

Plop~

Wang Dacong, who had raised his hands just now, suddenly fell to his knees, hunched over, his face flushed, like a cooked prawn.

Damn it! !

The principal and others who had just sat down were immediately frightened to death.

If a student in his own school has some problem in front of the entire network, the leaders, one by one, will have to deal with it.

"Classmate Wang Dacong, what's wrong with you?"

Zheng Qian was startled at the same time and rushed down from the podium.

Other students also stood up and looked around.

Pan Dou also frowned. This smart guy looked so lively just now, why did he lie down now?

I saw Wang Dacong holding his crotch with one hand, slowly raising his other hand, raising his head and saying pitifully: "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet, I can't hold it anymore."

"..."

The school leaders who were standing up to check the situation staggered and almost fell down.

You just went to the toilet, why do you act like you are terminally ill?

Pan Dou also twitched the corner of his mouth, it's you who shows off.

"go Go!!"

Zheng Qian waved her hand angrily.

None of these little ancestors makes anyone worry.

"Thank you, teacher."

Wang Dacong clenched his crotch tightly, his face flushed from holding it in, and he limped out of the classroom to go to the toilet.

"Haha, the principal and the others were almost scared to death."

"Principal: If I live broadcast public classes again in the future, I will be a dog!!"

"As expected of me, I got to play with Brother Dou. He is indeed a talent."

"Haha, why is he kneeling down!?"

"Yucai Primary School...the school lives up to its name, and the students it cultivates are indeed talented people."

"Xinyi is the worst student among all the students who came out of this school."

"It's so scary."

"Xinyi: She's hiding in a corner and shivering, don't cue!!"

"Haha, this class is full of situations and accidents. I like to watch this kind of open class where you can't guess what will happen in the next second."

"Are you sure this isn't a reality show?"

"I'm going to report it, they have a script, they have a script."

"Haha, even with a script, I can't produce such an awesome show effect."

"Pinch, pinch? Shouldn't you hold it in?"

"My body can no longer hold it in, so I can only pinch it manually."

"Haha, the truth is revealed."

"Damn it, isn't this my young master? Master, wait for the old slave, the old slave will come and pinch it for you right now!!"

"Oh, let me go, it's really my young master who can't survive with an annual income of less than one million."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Master, I admit that I laughed a little too loudly just now. Is it too late to stop now?"

"Master, I will run home when it rains, play with my smartphone, and can eat three meals a day. Please accept me!!"

Netizens laughed like crazy.

Others recognized Wang Dacong's identity and called themselves Lao Nu for fun.

The Internet was full of laughter and excitement.

In the classroom, the principals were dripping with cold sweat. Today's accidents happened one after another, making them exhausted.

For the first time, they thought why the class time was so long?

How long has it been and get out of class hasn't ended yet?

They want to kill us! ?

Zheng Qian also realized that she could no longer allow the students to mess around.

This class is messy enough.

If the chaos continues, the open class will turn into a variety show.

So she decided to take the initiative and draw all the students' attention to herself.

When Wang Dacong came back, she clapped her hands to attract the attention of her classmates, then showed a warm smile and said: "Students, we have learned many phrases and sentences today. Now let's practice together, okay?"

"Okay~"

Everyone echoed in unison.

The principal and the others smiled and nodded. Nothing could go wrong now, right? ?

"Okay, everyone, please read the question..."

Zheng Qian turned back and scribbled down the words she wanted to make a sentence on the blackboard:

I gave the principal and grandpa a peacock dance!

Netizens burst into laughter when they saw this question.

"Haha, do you still need to make a sentence? You can just read it directly."

"It's just a matter of making it clear."

“On the Chinese Teacher’s Desire to Survive.”

"No kidding, remove the period mark, otherwise the children may not be able to make it."

"Haha, Brother Dou has scared the class teacher. He just wants to pass the next class time."

“Brother Dou, you’re awesome (broken voice)!!”

Not only were netizens stunned, but even the principal and others were almost stunned.

The implication is too obvious.

However, Zheng Qian's idea of ​​staying around for a long time coincided with theirs.

It's better than anything else to get through the get out of class safely.

If he wasn't afraid of public criticism, he would have shut down the live broadcast long ago.

"Okay, now we have a classmate come to make sentences."

Zheng Qian clapped her hands and looked at everyone.

"Me me me!"

"Teacher, click me, click me."

Soon, the children raised their hands enthusiastically.

This class finally had some atmosphere.

However, Zheng Qian's eyes skipped over the little beans and landed directly on Pan Dou, who had his arms folded and stayed away from anything else.

"Classmate Pan Dou, please answer this question."

She smiled and nodded Pan Dou's name warmly.

"Teacher, I didn't raise my hand, I won't answer."

Pan Dou shook his head, refusing to participate in such a childish answer.

"Classmate Pan Dou, the teacher has the right to call on classmates to answer questions in class~"

A hint of cunning flashed in Zheng Qian's eyes.

It is the teacher's legitimate right to answer questions by name.

No matter how eloquent you are, you can't refuse it!

"Teacher, I don't understand."

Pan Dou simply admitted that he didn't understand.

"Pan Dou, don't be shy. You can try to combine the words above. Even if you are wrong, no one will laugh at you."

Zheng Qian encouraged Pan Dou with a warm smile.

"..."

Pan Dou sighed and stood up reluctantly, "Since you called my name so sincerely, teacher, let me try to make a sentence!?"

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