To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

Let Pan Dou answer the question.

This way he won't have time to do anything.

Zheng Qian's little calculations were ringing in her mind.

The principal and others looked joking, "You boy, you just made us make a fool of ourselves, now it's your turn to make a fool of yourself."

Unfortunately, the question is too simple.

A somewhat normal student would be able to answer this easily.

Pan Dou stood up, glanced at the topic on the blackboard, his eyes became very strange, and he fell into deep thought.

"Avenging private revenge is 100% public revenge."

"It's broken. My brother Dou sleeps in class every day. If he doesn't do this, he can't make it, right!?"

"No, that's not the case. This topic has been revealed nakedly. Just read it accordingly."

"I'm not sure. Maybe Brother Dou is used to confusing words to form sentences. Now that he suddenly puts it so correctly, he may think that there is fraud in it, and ultimately miss the correct answer perfectly."

"Ah? Isn't this the stupid thing I did when I was doing test questions?"

"Haha, I have had this experience too. I thought too much at the time and thought the question couldn't be that simple, so I changed the correct answer. Thinking about it now makes me cry."

"Brother Dou: This question is so simple that it makes me question life. There must be something fishy in it."

"It's broken. If you can't answer it, where is my brother Dou's face?"

"Black history, black history."

"That's really the case. Xinyi will probably laugh out loud."

"Everyone, don't panic. I, the Dou Tian Emperor, was born with a vision. I am favored by God and have profound blessings. I can turn danger into safety and turn danger into good fortune when faced with no matter how dangerous the dilemma is."

Netizens' eyes widened with excitement. They were worried that Pan Dou wouldn't be able to answer the question, but they were also looking forward to Pan Dou making a fool of himself if he couldn't answer.

Psychological activities are very complex.

"Classmate Pan Dou, have you thought about it?"

Zheng Qian looked at Pan Dou who was in deep thought curiously.

This question should be very simple! !

She has made it clear to this point.

If you still can't answer, then you have to visit the parents at home.

Pan Dou thought for a moment and glanced at the principal with evil intentions, causing him to tighten his anus and scream secretly that something was wrong.

He raised his head and said, "Teacher, I know this question."

"Okay, classmate Pan Dou, please answer."

Seeing Pan Dou's confidence, Zheng Qian nodded with satisfaction.

Sure enough, it is impossible to fail to answer this kind of question.

Pan Dou smiled confidently and said loudly under the gaze of everyone: "The principal performed a peacock dance for my grandpa."

puff! !

Because it was so sudden, Zhao Xinyi suddenly stopped and burst into laughter. Then she quickly reacted and quickly put away her smile. Facing the people who were looking at her, she said awkwardly: "Sorry, sorry, I remembered something happy. "

"..."

The principal has a lot of trouble, and he, as a student, really doesn't let him worry about anything at all.

The correct answer to the question can also be attributed to him as the principal.

So infuriating.

The vice principal and others lowered their heads with suppressed smiles on their faces.

This matter cannot be resolved today.

"Pfft, I said Brother Dou can definitely do some tricks."

"The principal is so unjust. He was shot even while he was lying down."

"Haha, I didn't expect that the principal is quite versatile and he even knows how to dance the peacock dance."

"Principal: Who are you talking about in a roundabout way?"

"Damn it, I kept staring at the correct answer. I never thought there could be such a combination."

"Brother Dou, this little guy is so flexible."

"I swear to God, Brother Dou did it on purpose, because Brother Dou just looked at the principal before answering."

"Details~"

This unique answer made netizens laugh.

"Classmate Pan Dou, do you think this answer is correct?"

Zheng Qian laughed angrily.

I have already put the answer on the blackboard, but you are still stunned that you can turn a corner and stab the principal.

What grudges and grievances do you have! !

"Teacher, isn't that right?"

Pan Dou's little face habitually wore an innocent expression.

"Think about it, can the principal perform the peacock dance for your grandpa?"

Zheng Qian's voice was full of helplessness, and she didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

How brave do you have to be to ask the principal to perform the peacock dance for your grandfather? !

Pan Dou looked at the principal, blinked, and asked, "Principal, can't you?"

"Well……"

The principal's mouth twitched and he said vaguely: "I'll talk about it when I have a chance."

"Haha, the principal doesn't even dare to deny it."

"I'm afraid that Brother Dou will give him the whole job again!"

"If a man can bend and stretch, isn't it just a peacock dance? I did it."

“The picture is so beautiful that I don’t dare to think too much about it.”

"Grandpa Dou: Damn, it's so annoying!"

"Grandpa Dou: Oh, let me go. I'm old and I still have to suffer this."

Seeing that the principal did not dare to deny it openly, netizens burst into laughter and made wild jokes on the barrage.

"Pan Dou, look at the words above and think of other combinations to make sentences."

Zheng Qian stretched out her hand and crossed the title on the blackboard, as if telling Pan Dou to read in this direction.

She was really afraid that Pan Dou would do something wrong again.

So go straight to the prompt.

Pan Dou nodded sharply, with a serious face, and replied loudly: "My grandfather performed a peacock dance for the principal."

"..."

Zheng Qian almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, why are you just reciprocating this courtesy? ?

Also, you are really not afraid of your grandpa beating you! !

"Haha, Brother Dou is going to make me laugh so hard."

"Grandpa Dou: Grandson, why did you give me a job while you were studying!"

"Where are you doing this dance fight!?"

"Grandpa vs. Principal!?"

"Sisters, we suddenly bumped into each other."

"Knocking on anything will only harm you."

"Oh my god, can this also form a CP?"

"Haha, luckily I didn't miss this live broadcast, it made me laugh so hard."

"I skipped high school math class and sat in the pit, laughing almost crazy in the toilet."

"College student? How dare you watch Brother Dou's live broadcast? Are you not afraid of Brother Dou's curse?"

"What are you afraid of? If you have the ability, let Brother Dou do it to me."

"Tsk, tsk, are you college students drifting away, or is it that Brother Dou can't lift the knife?"

"Open the champagne at halftime, be careful when your happiness turns into sadness."

"Milan: Who is calling me?"

Netizens were overjoyed.

They just like to watch Pan Dou’s unpredictable operations.

It’s such a show effect.

The principal was expressionless and had basically given up on treatment.

In the next open class, whoever falls in love will attend.

He's not coming anyway.

It's so bullying.

"Pan Dou, if you think about it carefully, are there any other sentence combinations?"

Zheng Qian's head is about to explode.

She didn't believe that she couldn't correct this naughty boy Pan Dou.

"Come on, follow the teacher's thought and read the words that make up the sentence." She pointed to the words on the blackboard and read them word by word: "I, give, the principal, grandpa, danced, a, peacock dance. "

This hint is obvious enough! ?

Show me if you are wrong again.

Pan Dou looked as if he had suddenly realized something, and said confidently: "Teacher, I thought of a new sentence."

A relieved smile appeared on Zheng Qian's tense face.

Don't hesitate to show your face like this.

I saw Pan Dou looking forward to Shenfei, and loudly said passionately: "The principal danced a peacock dance for me, grandpa!!"

The voice was loud and echoed in the classroom.

puff! !

Zhao Xinyi couldn't hold it back again. She laughed and stood up and bowed to apologize: "Sorry, sorry, I remembered some happy things."

"..."

Brother Photographer: My silly girl, please take it easy!

Zheng Qian almost collapsed on the podium.

How did a student like me come up with such a wonderful way to form sentences?

Why didn't you notice it when you were preparing for the lesson?

Are there such big differences in brain circuits between people?

She didn't want to take this forced class at all.

I couldn't imagine why I chose to be a teacher.

I really want to go back and slap myself twice.

You deserve to be a teacher! !

The principal looked like the bottom of a pot, and he knew it wouldn't end so easily.

What a sin! !

The vice principal and others gritted their teeth and held back their cheek muscles for fear of laughing.

Unlike young people like Zhao Xinyi, these old fritters still have a good way of suppressing laughter.

Let Zhao Xinyi say that ginger is still hotter when she is old.

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