To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

"Damn it, Brother Dou's sentence creation is amazing."

"Principal: He took advantage of me, he took advantage of me!!"

"Principal: Brother Dou, you are my ancestor!"

"The principal danced a peacock dance for me, grandpa... Haha, the grandfather and grandson were all watching the principal dance the peacock dance."

"Grandpa Dou is dancing with the principal, while Dou is watching."

"If Brother Dou is watching, he should be able to secretly take photos based on his personality."

"Haha, there is a picture."

"Xinyi, you remembered something happy. How old is your wife's baby?"

"Haha, I call Brother Dou my father, and the principal calls me Brother Dou, grandpa. In terms of seniority, wouldn't the principal be my eldest son?"

"Other people have children and grandchildren overnight, but the principal gained countless fathers in three hours. It's so miserable."

"Principal: Daddy, daddy, there is no end!"

"Principal: Looking at the world, I am as invincible as my father."

"Fuck, Guoshan Sect!?"

"Emperor Dou Tian: My eldest grandson has the appearance of a great emperor."

"This is the price of waking up Brother Dou."

""A Murderous Case Caused by Sleeping in Class" is now in theaters..."

The phrase Pan Dou immediately caused netizens to burst into laughter.

The unlucky principal once again became the object of ridicule among netizens.

The principal has a lot of black marks on his head, and he has been ridiculed enough today.

Zheng Qian looked at Pan Dou, who was pretending to be innocent, and was filled with despair. She was convinced that she, a student, could understand the questions and knew the correct answers.

But it was deliberately wrong.

After all, who child can make mistakes in making sentences so logically and logically every time?

The subject-object structure is all correct.

It means the meaning has changed.

It shows that Pan Dou said this on purpose.

Its purpose is self-evident.

She said quietly with resentment on her face: "Pan Dou, is it so difficult for you to dance for the principal?"

Pan Dou held his head high and said confidently: "Tell the teacher, I can't dance, so it is impossible for me to dance for the principal, especially the peacock dance. This is not in line with reality."

"Teacher, you can't let me lie, can you?"

Damn it, you are still reasonable.

Zheng Qian was so angry, but after thinking about it carefully, she still couldn't say that Pan Dou was wrong.

Because people made it very clear that he couldn't dance, so it was impossible to lie and say that he wanted to perform a peacock dance for the principal.

But this is a Chinese class!

It’s not an ideological and moral class.

This lesson teaches you how to use words to make sentences, not to let you substitute reality.

Her face was full of pain and she wanted to cover her face and cry.

"Haha, I found that Brother Dou's reasons are always logical and self-consistent."

"Yes, I can't dance, so I can't dance for the principal. It makes sense!!"

"Principal, Grandpa: Then we know how to do it!?"

"Brother Dou picked his nostrils: How do I know if you can do it? Anyway, I can't."

"The Chinese teacher is going to collapse. The answer is clear. Brother Dou can still do this."

"Chinese teacher: What else do you want from me!?"

"I asked Brother Dou why he was making up a sentence in a roundabout way. It turns out that he really has his own reasonable reasons."

"Brother Dou's reasons are impeccable."

After listening to Pan Dou's explanation, netizens burst into laughter.

He knew clearly that Pan Dou was deliberately teasing the principal and others, but he still had reasons that were hard to refute.

"Pan Dou you..."

Zheng Qian's mouth squirmed slightly, and finally she said feebly: "Go to sleep and don't disturb other students studying." The key is not to cause any more trouble.

There are enough troubles today.

"okay!!"

Pan Dou agreed quickly, stretched out, yawned, and fell asleep on the table in front of the school leaders and others.

"..."

The principal and others twitched their mouths. Does this kid have no regard for us at all?

The vice principal and others looked at the principal, boss, do you still want to wake him up?

I call you uncle! !

The principal pretended not to know and looked at the lesson plan intently.

A loss makes you wise.

Hum hum, when I get through this difficulty, I will take the time to take care of this little baby later.

He didn't believe it, he couldn't beat a primary school student.

Then, Pan Dou fell asleep peacefully under the watchful eyes of the school leaders.

This scene directly made netizens burst into laughter.

They all called out:

"Damn it, Brother Dou slept on orders, he's so awesome!!"

"Famous scene, check in and check in~"

"Everyone, please give way. I want to take a group photo."

"Brother Dou is awesome (heartbreaking)!!"

"The back door is against the wall, so you can sleep peacefully."

"The principal stands guard and joins the party in his dream."

"Sleep soundly with the leader."

"You are so smooth-talking, are you going to take the postgraduate entrance examination!?"

This scene is indeed a bit funny. It is an open class and a live broadcast. The teacher allows students to sleep freely, and a group of school leaders who are listening to the class also acquiesce.

It's really outrageous that his mother opened the door for him, it's outrageous that his father is gone.

However, it is precisely thanks to Pan Dou's cessation that the open classes can proceed normally, the classroom order is restored as before, and the learning atmosphere of the classroom is restored.

The principal and the others also breathed a sigh of relief.

If you really follow the rhythm of Pan Dou before.

When they edit the video afterwards, they may not be able to cut a ten-minute normal classroom video.

After all, you can't expose the principal and the others to embarrassing scenes under the official name of the school, right?

That was too explosive.

If it were actually posted, it would be the only one among all the major official accounts in the country where Scorpion shits.

"When you are angry, the princes are afraid; when you live in peace, the world is at peace!!"

"It tastes like that."

"Holy shit, I, Brother Dou, am a contemporary strategist?"

"Brother Dou: When we meet next time, I will call you Brother Dou, or my head will be knocked off for you."

"Brother Dou: If you meet me in the future, walk around me, otherwise... Jie Jie."

"Brother Dou is awesome (broken sound)!!"

Netizens watched this magical scene and were filled with emotion and called it awesome.

The school leaders were all helpless because of a child.

This is really rare in the world.

Unheard of.

People were amazed to see it.

in class.

As Pan Dou fell asleep, the open class ended quickly and smoothly.

The school leaders all breathed a sigh of relief.

For the first time, they felt that the bell ringing was music comparable to the Symphony of Destiny.

It's as if the soul has been cleansed and life has been revived.

Fantastic.

"Class, get out of class is over."

"goodbye teacher."

Zheng Qian hurriedly went out with her lesson plan in hand, and met the principal and others in the corridor. They looked at each other in disbelief, and finally turned into a bitter smile.

Today's unexpected situation really troubled them.

Especially Pan Dou, this naughty kid, is so capable.

"Principal, what do you think of today's open class?"

Zhao Xinyi suppressed her laughter and followed the procedure to interview the principal.

If the principal and the others hadn't been there, she would have laughed out loud with schadenfreude.

It hurts when you are unlucky.

But when I see other people being unlucky together, I feel happy inexplicably.

I am not alone! !

She was secretly happy.

Faced with the question, the principal replied with a forced smile: "Well...it can be seen that there is still a lot of room for improvement in the quality of our classrooms."

He forced a smile on the outside, but was already cursing on the inside.

It was a good open class for external publicity, but it ended up being a mess.

Grass! !

As an educator, he couldn't help but swear.

Before the class started, he was filled with joy that God had favored him and sent Pan Dou, a little lucky star, to Yucai Primary School, giving him the opportunity to gain popularity and expand the school's reputation and facilitate fund-raising.

Only now did he realize that he was probably a heinous traitor in his previous life, and it was only in this life that he met Pan Dou, the catastrophic star.

This is God's punishment for him.

"Haha, the principal's expression of eating his intestines makes me laugh to death."

"High EQ: there is still a lot of room for improvement; low EQ: a complete mess."

"To be honest, the teacher's lectures are actually quite interesting. He is excellent in field control and rhythm. If Brother Dou hadn't appeared, this open class would have been a success."

"Indeed, the teacher will be in bad luck if he receives this student, Brother Dou."

"Brother Dou beamed: You are lucky to have me."

"The teacher gritted his teeth: I am really convinced by you."

While netizens were laughing, they also had to admit that Zheng Qian was indeed an excellent teacher.

It's a pity that I met this unlucky kid Pan Dou.

A good lesson was ruined.

But you can't say Pan Dou, because his reasons for causing trouble are too correct.

Politically correct, most netizens believe that Pan Dou's actions are correct and reasonable.

The bad habits of school leaders must be severely corrected.

Everyone must abide by school rules and disciplines without discrimination.

You can't be special in school.

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