To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

"Brother Dou, Brother Dou, let's go out for a walk with the dog!!"

When the teacher and others went out, Wang Dacong and Liu Tiezhu rushed over.

They actually didn't feel much about what happened in class just now.

Different from an adult perspective.

In their view, it is normal to not use mobile phones or chat during class.

Besides, it would be even more normal to make mistakes in making sentences.

And unlike the hilarious scenes online, it was always quiet in class.

In addition to the complex psychological activities of everyone.

The class has been calm.

So they never thought there was anything strange about what just happened.

Freshmen are so real.

"Yawn~ You go ahead, I want to catch up on some sleep."

Pan Dou waved his hand, indicating that he would no longer mess around with them.

I didn't get enough sleep in class just now, so I had to make up for it after class.

"Brother Dou, let's go play."

Wang Dacong's eyes full of wisdom lit up, and then he suddenly pointed out the window and shouted: "Oh, Master.

In fact, the young man Liu Tiezhu looked over subconsciously.

"Haha, Silly Zhu, you have been fooled. Little Huihui belongs to me. I announce that its title of police dog has been dismissed. It is now my family's pet dog. Please go for a walk!!"

Wang Dacong rushed to the trash can, picked up the trash can that was taller than him, and rushed out of the classroom with a huff. He was very proud. This time with a pet in hand, couldn't he integrate into the circle of little girls?

Little beauties, brother is here!!

Boom!

As he jumped happily, the rickety trash can kept making knocking sounds.

Compared to Wang Dacong's joy, the big mouse in the trash can was almost crying.

Stop shaking it, stop shaking it, Rat Rat, I have to wash it.

"You're so smart, you thief, give me back the police dog!!"

Liu Tiezhu looked back and saw that his police dog had been stolen. It was a shame, so he quickly chased after him.

childish!!

Pan Dou curled his lips and then lay down on the table to sleep.

The two friends were chasing and fighting, while he slept peacefully.

This scene looks like a peaceful time.

Full of warmth.

"Wang Dacong, Liu Tiezhu, stop, no chasing is allowed during recess, be careful of falling."

The next moment, this warm scene was directly broken. Zheng Qian, who was still staying in the corridor outside the classroom, saw two little ones holding a trash can and fighting, and quickly reached out to stop them.

"Hello, teacher, hello principal."

The two were stopped and quickly stopped to say hello.

"Put the trash can down quickly."

Zheng Qian stopped the person, put down the trash can, and blamed 217: "What's going on with you two? Why are you fighting with a trash can?"

Liu Tiezhu was straight-tempered and said simply: "You are so smart and snatched my police dog."

"Silly Zhu, you are talking nonsense." Wang Dacong retorted unconvincingly: "Now Xiao Huihui is my pet dog.

What police dog!?

What kind of pet dog!?

Zheng Qian, the principal and others were confused.

Boom!

At this time, there was a sudden dull banging sound in the trash can.

There were obviously living things inside.

Zheng Qian said in disbelief: "Not only do you bring dogs to school, but you also keep them in trash cans?"

The principal and others twitched their mouths, wondering how could these young ancestors be so tormented.

But compared to Pan Dou's irritation.

Bringing a puppy to school is trivial.

And it looks very childlike.

So they weren't angry either.

Every year, freshmen bring their pets to school.

Not surprising.

Wang Dacong scratched his head and explained: "We didn't bring it from home, we caught it with Brother Dou.

"Yes, yes, Brother Dou is very powerful, he caught him right away.

Liu Tiezhu simulated the situation, kicked him twice, and then reached out and grabbed him.

They didn't think there was anything wrong with Zheng Qian calling a mouse a dog.

Because they also call rats police dogs and pet dogs.

That's what kids are like.

I like to combine fantasy with reality and then tell it as the truth.

If adults are not clear about the situation, they can easily be confused by children's words.

There is a saying that children cannot lie, but they can talk nonsense.

That's the reason.

The principal and others were immediately numb.

If you didn't bring it from home, wouldn't it be stolen?

My own student stole a dog.

Is it okay to spread the word?

It's still live broadcast now.

Everything is recorded.

The key is that they don't dare to close the live broadcast room.

Otherwise, conspiracy theories will immediately arise on the Internet.

The explanation will not be clear at that time.

Zhao Xinyi also had a complicated expression on her face. She was excited about catching Pan Dou's pigtails, but also worried that Pan Dou might be subject to online violence because of the stain.

After all, stealing a dog is indeed a bit bad.

No matter how much netizens like Pan Dou, they can't wash away this stain.

"Damn it, my brother Dou has become a dog thief (agbc)?"

"It's so disgusting. How could you do something like this?"

"What a poor little puppy, locked in a trash can, suffocated and dark, how scared it must be!"

"It's broken, our bureau's high-frequency room recorder"

"Damn it, even an amateur can collapse a house!?"

Netizens were equally shocked.

Stealing a dog!

This obviously unethical behavior will definitely be criticized.

"..."

The principal and others looked at each other, filled with despair. This Pan Dou was really capable of posing problems for them.

Zheng Qian looked even more annoyed, wondering why she was so weak to stop them.

Now it's better, we can't move forward or retreat.

"How could you catch this dog!?"

Zheng Qian hates that iron cannot become steel. No matter how arrogant your child is, it is understandable, but doing bad things is too much.

Before he was put aside, he had already been served with sticks and sticks.

"Who made it scary?" Wang Dacong refused to accept it and said plausibly: "We were playing in the playground, and it suddenly ran out and scared us. All the girls in the class were frightened.

As boys, of course we have to catch this bad thing before it goes around scaring people. "

He didn't blush or pant, and he didn't even mention that he was scared to death.

"Yes, my father said that dogs running around without leashes can be beaten to death if they scare people."

Liu Tiezhu looked upright and stood on the same front as Wang Dacong.

He also took up legal weapons to protect his rights.

Coming from a family of policemen, he has already understood a lot of legal knowledge in a popular way at a young age.

This is called family inheritance, family heritage.

If ordinary people want to catch up with them, they have to work at least ten times harder.

"So that's what it is..."

The principal and others breathed a sigh of relief. If the puppy scared the dog first and Pan Dou and the others caught the dog, then the matter would not be serious.

He can even be called a messenger of justice.

Two workbooks may be awarded.

Yes, you can reward Pan Dou with two sets of exercise books!!

A flash of lightning suddenly lit up in the principal's mind, and he smiled thoughtfully.

Pan Dou kid, you are blessed.

The principal will help you improve your academic performance.

"Oh, let me go, this reversal was too fast, it hit my waist."

"I just said, how can I, Emperor Dou, be that kind of sneaky person!?"

"Brother Dou's house collapsed, and Brother Dou was cleared again."

"What are you talking about? I, Brother Dou, have never been guilty."

"Whose dog is this? What should I do if it runs around without a leash and bites children?"

"Yes, yes, it's so disgusting. This is an elementary school, full of children. If anything happens, it's a big deal."

"There is something wrong with the school management."

After listening to Wang Dacong's explanation, netizens immediately felt relieved and turned to criticize the owner of the puppy and the safety management of Zhou Yi's school.

Boom!

At this time, the crashing sound of small animals scurrying around came from the trash can again.

It can be seen from the frequent banging sounds inside that the small animals inside are eager to escape from the trash can.

It can stay quietly in the classroom.

But just now Wang Dacong shook it wildly while running and almost shook it out.

Now, it just wants to run away and go home to find its mother.

The principal and others' attention was suddenly drawn to the trash can.

"Teacher, principal, do you want to see my pet dog?"

Wang Dacong raised his little face, which was full of innocence and...wisdom.

"Smart, what are you talking about? This is obviously my police dog."

Liu Tiezhu was dissatisfied and immediately refuted.

"It's a pet dog."

"It's a police dog."

The two were tit for tat and refused to give in to each other.

The principal and others looked at the childlike scene and smiled knowingly.

"Come here, let the teacher see your pet dogs and police dogs."

Zheng Qian was not offended. She smiled and stretched out her hand to push down the lid of the trash can, revealing a hole. Zhao Xinyi curiously leaned over to take a look, teasing the dog with her mouth: "Little dog, lick, lick, lick~"

The photographer approached with a camera, wanting to show the true face of the dog to netizens as soon as possible.

The big rat that was scurrying around in the trash can suddenly saw a ray of light coming from above, as if God was guiding his followers, and it was shocked.

Mom, I'm saved.

It pushed hard with its short legs and jumped up from the bottom.

iing

Suddenly, a black shadow burst out of the dark trash can.

Damn it!!

The principal and others who were watching were suddenly startled, and Zhao Xinyi, who was near the opening of the trash can, screamed "ah".

Zheng Qian's face also turned pale, her knees were weak and she collapsed on the ground.

The photographer's heart trembled, his hands shook, and he almost dropped the camera.

"what!?"

The principal and others looked around hurriedly. The thing just now was about the size of a fist and did not look like a dog.

"Xiao Huihui, divorce your wife and run away!!"

Liu Tiezhu quickly stepped on the red rope that restrained the mouse. He was sprinting with all his strength when the big mouse was suddenly pulled back by the force of the shock, causing it to squeak in pain and run around angrily.

"Rat, it's a rat!!"

Zhao Xinyi's face turned pale and she screamed and jumped up.

Zheng Qian also felt chills running down her spine and dizzy, but she was not as frightened as Zhao Xinyi to the point of screaming.

"Teacher, don't be afraid, it's the little bad wolf.

Liu Tiezhu picked up the rope and tied the big mouse. He had long learned from Pan Dou how to tease the big mouse. As long as it ran back, he would kick it twice, so that it would turn around and run forward when it was in pain.

"Classmates, didn't you say it was a puppy?"

The principal and others' faces turned dark, and they questioned Wang Dacong and Liu Tiezhu angrily.

"It's a dog. Xiao Huihui is my police dog."

Liu Tiezhu looked at the principal and the others suspiciously, as if questioning whether they could not understand human speech.

"Yes, Xiao Huihui is a dog, my pet dog."

Not to be outdone, Wang Dacong snatched the exclusive rights of Big Mouse.

"You call mice police dogs? Do you call them pet dogs!?"

The principal and others are full of dirty things. They are indeed getting involved with Pan Dou.

My friend, this brain circuit is different.

"Can't you shout?"

Liu Tiezhu and Wang Dacong tilted their heads to the left and right, their ignorant little faces looking confused.

"Well.....……

When asked this question, the principal and others choked for a moment.

Can I call?

Yes, you can name your pet freely.

Don't call him a police dog, you can call him God.

There are also many pet dogs on the Internet called tigers, lions, and pandas.

Thinking about it this way, hey, they seem to be right.

What's wrong with people calling mice dogs?

It's just that they themselves misunderstood.

"What happened!?"

Pan Dou, who was awakened by the screams, rubbed his eyes and walked out of the back door bleary-eyed. He looked at the school leader with black lines on his head and Zheng Qian and Zhao Xinyi, who had pale faces, with doubts on his face.

I really want to smash the camera on his head!!

Looking at Pan Dou who looked like a normal person, the photographer brother was also shocked when he recalled the scene just now. He was still a little frightened and almost had to take out a loan to go to work.

"Pan Dou, did you catch this mouse?"

Zheng Qian regained her composure, felt angry, and immediately launched an attack to accuse the brat. This brat almost scared my mother to death.

"Xiao Huihui, it was indeed me who caught him."

Pan Dou suddenly realized that these people were frightened by the mice.

"Why are you catching mice? How dangerous it is. What if you get bitten? Aren't you afraid?"

Zheng Qian was a little angry, why is this student so uneasy?

Pan Dou said without fear: "What's so scary about rats? I catch them often in my hometown and I haven't been bitten yet."

Only then did they remember that the man in front of them had been so bold that he dared to kill fish since he was a child.

The little mouse probably wouldn't survive in his hands.

"Then, you can't arrest me, remember?"

Zheng Qian was so angry that she gave the death order in frustration.

Pan Dou agreed obediently.

Catching mice was just an accident.

He doesn't like rats, let alone raising them.

According to his previous thoughts, the mouse would be killed by the little devils in less than two days.

Once and for all.

Not at all distressed.

Netizens who witnessed the whole process in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy in the live broadcast room.

Posting barrages like crazy.

Barrage flowed out like a tide, filling the entire screen.

"Haha, you can't believe it, you will get a prize if you open the lid."

"Brother Dou: Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

“Fuck, give me a long

"My breakfast!!!"

"The despicable Emperor Dou actually plotted against the great netizens."

"Haha, seeing them frightened made me smile."

"Brother Dou: Principal, you can't believe that I have a trick up my sleeve."

"Skaven, field!!"

"The source of the plague: If you don't die in a catastrophe, there will be disasters in the future!!"

Many smart netizens have begun to invest in exciting video editing.

The first two Pan Dou interview videos gave some small bloggers a taste of the sweetness.

Now they don't want to miss any opportunity to edit Pan Dou's video.

Especially the effect of this live show was so explosive.

They don't want to miss this opportunity to make a little money.

So before the live broadcast ended, they had already joined the editing army.

Try to be the first to edit the video and earn a lot of traffic. .