To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

A certain university.

In the girls' toilet in the teaching building.

Goose goose~

The sound of goose laughter continued to sound in the empty toilet.

It sounds a bit creepy.

"Goose, Brother Dou is teasing me to death."

In order to watch Pan Dou's live broadcast, the female college student skipped class and squatted in the toilet after the high school math teacher called her name. She giggled in the toilet as if she couldn't stop eating Xuanmai.

I don’t even want to go back to class at all.

Because she knew very well that she couldn't control her laughter.

It will be troublesome to attract the teacher's attention then.

There was a senior in front of him who laughed out loud while watching Brother Dou’s live broadcast in class and was caught by the teacher, who then laughed and passed away.

We have learned from the past, and we have to learn from it.

We cannot repeat the lessons of our elders.

"I skipped high school math class and sat in the pit, laughing like crazy in the toilet."

She suppressed her laughter, pressed keys and typed like a gust of wind, and sent comments in the live broadcast room.

Then she saw someone asking her if a college student who secretly watched Brother Dou’s live broadcast wouldn’t be afraid of being cursed by Brother Dou?

She immediately typed a reply with a smile: "What are you afraid of? If you have the ability, let Brother Dou do it to me."

The so-called Dou Ge curse means that every time college students watch Pan Dou’s new videos and live broadcasts, they will be randomly cursed and either injured or sick.

In short, every time Pan Dou broadcasts a new video live, an unlucky college student will be randomly selected to persecute.

It is nicknamed the Curse of Brother Dou by the Internet.

College students also said they would risk their lives to watch Pan Dou’s live broadcasts and videos.

Of course, this is just a joke.

In fact, few people believe in this metaphysical curse.

After all, with so many college students, there will always be one or two coincidences.

Just like the last time Pan Dou said on live broadcast, "The bigger the storm, the more expensive the fish."

There was no news about college students being injured on the Internet.

Therefore, feudal superstition cannot be trusted.

Naturally, female college students will not take this so-called Curse of Brother Dou to heart.

As always, he was laughing and interacting with netizens in the barrage.

"Haha, the principal danced a peacock dance for me, grandpa!!"

She suddenly burst into laughter because the sentence Pan Dou was really beyond her expectation, and she even slapped the principal with her backhand, claiming that she was aggrieved by being woken up while sleeping.

Simply brilliant.

That's why she likes Pan Dou so much.

It's always unexpected and full of laughter.

It is difficult for others to predict what Pan Dou will do next.

"Tsk, tsk, Brother Dou actually frightened the teacher and blatantly allowed him to sleep in class, ah!!"

Even though she was thousands of miles away, she couldn't help but give Pan Dou a thumbs up and praise him.

Then Pan Dou really fell asleep in front of the school leaders.

Phew!!

Ha ha!!

The female college student laughed like crazy and typed frantically:

"Sleep soundly with the leader!"

Looking at her rhyming barrage, she sent it out with great satisfaction, and merged with other meme-filled barrages to form a unique barrage landscape.

"Ouch, my feet are numb."

Seeing that Pan Dou was sleeping, the female college student immediately took the opportunity to get up and move around.

When her cat is in the toilet, she doesn't just sit there, she also gets up and walks around.

But I didn’t dare to leave the toilet for fear of bumping into the teacher and being caught skipping class and losing points.

She didn't dare to gamble.

I didn't go back to the dormitory because I was afraid of being called on by the teacher to answer questions in class.

If she is not here by then, she will be remembered as leaving early.

So she said hello to her best friend.

As long as the teacher calls her name, she will tell the teacher that she is cheating.

Then she rushed back to the classroom to report.

Let's cooperate inside and outside.

Hehe, I am really a smart bunch, I am already half as elegant as my Brother Dou.

She was secretly proud of herself.

After a while, she saw that Pan Dou was still sleeping and the open class was almost over. She was a little anxious. Is it going to end now?

She hasn't had enough of it yet.

When get out of class was over, the camera switched from the classroom to the corridor.

However, Pan Dou never showed up.

She was a little disappointed, knowing that this might be the end of the day.

Prepare to sneak back to the classroom and pretend to be a good student who takes classes seriously.

At this moment, two of Pan Dou's friends burst into the camera holding a trash can.

It cheered her up.

She is so familiar with the Pan Dou trio.

Remove the second-generation Pan Dou, the second-generation rich Wang Tiancong and Liu Tiezhu, who is rumored to be the second-generation official.

The three second generations often get together and fight.

So seeing these two people, she was already looking forward to Pan Dou appearing.

After all, Pan Dou is the person who said, "Sleep in class and play after class."

It's after class time now, I should go out to play.

She is looking forward to some interesting sparks between Pan Dou and the principal.

Then she heard that Pan Dou was suspected of stealing a dog.

Her eyes widened instantly, and she squatted down and held her head with one hand in disbelief. No way, no way, even an amateur can collapse a house!?

Fortunately, after some explanation, it became clear that Pan Dou was not a dog thief, but a little hero who subdued the vicious dog.

This made her feel relieved.

Fortunately, fortunately, there is no room.

She still has the opportunity to continue watching Brother Dou’s live broadcasts and videos.

However, she immediately thought of a more serious problem.

Bot...

Brother Dou, did they abuse the dog?

As we all know, primary school students of Guan Dou's age are the time when people hate dogs.

It's probably because they don't know the severity or severity of their actions, and they don't care about the consequences.

Fear neither heaven nor earth.

How will the puppy fare if it falls into the hands of these little devils?

Thinking of this, her heart suddenly lifted, and she prayed in her heart that Pan Dou and the others would never do anything stupid.

Dog abuse is a hundred times more serious than stealing a dog.

As the teacher presses the lid of the trash can.

Her heart suddenly lifted, and she stared at the screen of her mobile phone with wide eyes, as nervous and exciting as opening a blind box.

Brush~

However, what was waiting for her inside was not a cute puppy, but a big mouse that suddenly jumped out.

"ah!!"

Caught off guard, the female college student made a sharp popping sound, jumped up like a mouse, hit the toilet wall with a bang, bounced back, and fell heavily into the pit.

Ouch! Ouch!!

She lay on the toilet tiles and moaned in pain. She felt severe pain all over her body, which was bone-piercing.

Dou, Dou brother’s curse!?

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Is this thing so mysterious?

Fortunately, fortunately, I just fell and was not taken directly to the hospital by ambulance.

After a while, she found that the pain was not so bad anymore, and then she wanted to sit up. As a result, she felt a sharp pain in her left calf when she moved a little, making her scream in pain again, and cold sweat broke out in an instant.

"what happened!?"

She looked at her calf with a pain mask on, and was horrified to find that her calf was unnaturally twisted, with a minister protruding from it.

Oops, it seems like I broke a bone.

It won’t be paralyzed!?

Her face turned pale, and she quickly picked up her cell phone and called her best friend for help.

Da da!!

After a while, there was a rush of running sounds outside the toilet.

"Old Liangtou, where are you in!?"

Her best friend rushed in and yelled her nickname. She didn't think much, but patted the toilet door, "Here, here, come and save me."

"Hurry and save people!!"

At this time, other female voices suddenly came.

Is there anyone else!?

0……Please give me flowers…………

She was stunned for a moment, then her face suddenly changed. She was so embarrassed and angry that her face turned red and white for a while.

If it's bad, I can't hide what happened when I fell into a pit.

While she was thinking wildly, her best friend and other girls in her class had already opened the toilet door.

They all looked at the female college student lying in the pit.

This scene is so embarrassing.

Phew!!

Ha ha!!

As the most familiar person, her best friend was the first to burst out laughing.

And laughing loudly.

Other girls in the class who came to help with the rescue also quickly turned their heads and covered their mouths, shrugging their shoulders. It was obvious that they were smiling happily.

"Stop laughing, call an ambulance for me!"

"Also, bring me my peaked cap. Don't let other people in the school see my face."

she shouted angrily.

Losing friends is all about promotion.

Next time I’ll let you watch Brother Dou’s video.

Let Brother Dou make you "bean paste".

Woohoo, Brother Dou, I was wrong. I will never jump in the barrage again. Please let me go.

Now she started to believe in the legend of "Brother Dou's Curse".

Nothing happened last time, maybe it was because Brother Dou went to fight against Japan, so he let the college students go.

Being unprepared, she imitated Milan's half-time popping of champagne, and ended up being extremely happy and sad!

"Okay, okay, I'll do it right away."

Her best friend nodded repeatedly, then took out her phone and pressed the shutter button repeatedly.

"Get out of here!!"

The female college student covered her face in shame and anger, determined not to let her face be exposed to the camera.

"Haha, Lao Liangtou, you are going to be famous, now you can consider live streaming to bring goods."

My best friend burst into inhuman laughter.

"go away!!"

The female college student was so sad and angry that she finally realized the feeling of death in society like Principal Dou Ge.

too painful.

Finally, with the help of my best friend.

The 120 ambulance arrived quickly. The ambulance personnel carried the stretcher and looked at the female college student covering her face with a peaked cap in the pit. They suppressed a smile and helped her to do a simple immobilization before carrying her into the ambulance.

Accompanied by her best friend and the counselor who rushed over, they went to the hospital for treatment.

"Hey hey hey, don't slap your face!!"

In the ambulance, her best friend left her a precious video with a wicked smile on her face.

The instructor looked at them fighting with helplessness on his face.

What is this?

I broke my leg when I took a poop in the toilet.

How fragile I am as a student!

The female college student didn’t dare to say that she skipped class to watch Pan Dou’s live broadcast.

He was forced to admit that he broke his leg after pooping, which was a weird reason that made people laugh out loud.

Upon arriving at the hospital, the female college student was immediately taken for various examinations.

The results come out quickly.

Spiral fracture!!

The cut is very distinctive.

Surgical reduction is necessary.

According to her injury, there is a high probability that she will be reimbursed for the season.

I have to go to class on crutches for the second half of the semester.

"Old Liangtou, upload it quickly, upload it quickly, you can't suffer a loss, and you can earn back a little bit."

"Brother Dou is very popular. If you post this, it will definitely attract a lot of traffic. Then you can start broadcasting and selling goods directly."

In front of the hospital bed, the female college student's best friend kept encouraging her to upload her glorious deeds to a short video platform.

"You just want to see our club die!!"

The female college student gritted her teeth and just took advantage of Brother Dou's popularity. What kind of goods can she bring to the live broadcast?

Second-hand goods!?

This bad friend of hers just wants to see herself embarrassed on the Internet.

Make careless friends. Make careless friends.

However, the spirally fractured lower leg cannot defeat the intact thigh.

Full of grief and indignation, she uploaded her glorious deeds:

"Brother Dou, please let me go!! Wan".