To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

The ordinary day passed like this.

Pan Dou did not face any difficulties at school.

Who makes him a freshman?

Children will always have privileges.

The key is that he seems to have done nothing wrong.

The principal and the others didn't know how to lecture him.

You can't say that he won't be allowed to correct the mistakes of the principal and others!

So everyone tacitly revealed this matter.

Pan Dou was able to successfully end the day's course.

Go home feeling comfortable.

Now he is no longer responsible for killing fish at the fish stall.

Because there are too many people squatting and secretly taking photos, which affects their own business.

His mother sent him directly home.

You can play games comfortably.

It's just a hardship for Comrade Lao Pan, who went from working as a family of three to now managing the stall alone.

After a busy day, when Pan Dou had some free time, he habitually took out his mobile phone to check WeChat.

Take a look from beginning to end to see if there is any important information.

She has a lot of WeChat friends.

There is constant information every day.

Especially after Pan Dou became popular, it was "dinged" non-stop from day to night.

So when she is busy, she never checks WeChat.

Acquaintances know her habit and will not send WeChat messages when something happens, but will call her directly.

"Um!?"

While scrolling through WeChat, there were many messages that came specifically to inquire about Pan Dou's information. She ignored them until she saw a message that stood out from the rest.

"Sister He, your son has become a god in our school (cover your mouth and laugh)."

What follows is a three-minute video.

Pan Dou was interested in the latest news about his son, so he clicked on it to browse.

In the video, in a university dormitory, four college students wearing military training uniforms held up a portrait of Pan Dou like a flag-raising ceremony. As a religious music played, they walked step by step with serious faces. Get under the wall.

The man on the wall reached out and took down the portrait of the Dragon King on the wall, rolled it up and put it away.

And Pan Dou's portrait was solemnly hung up, replacing the Dragon King.

This wave is when Dragon King loses his job and Pan Dou takes up the job.

The old and the new alternate, and the incense is passed down from generation to generation.

"Brother Dou, I would like to pay my respects to you. I hope you will bless us with good weather, rain during the military training and sunny days during the holidays."

This group of college students also used a potted flower pot as an incense burner and inserted a lit flower pot into it to use as incense.

The tribute is two pieces of Wangwang snow cake.

puff!!

Seeing his son become the Dragon King inexplicably, Pan Dou's mother burst out laughing.

This kid has become successful, he has been admitted to the heavenly establishment, and he has received tributes and incense.

Previously, a Taoist priest came to the door and promised to send his son to the postgraduate entrance examination. Now it was better. He went one step further and was directly carried to the altar to be worshiped as the Dragon King.

Why is my son's path getting further and further wrong?

She shook her head and smiled, and then sent a message to the college student, hoping to forward the video.

When the college student saw Pan Dou’s reply to his message, he happily agreed immediately.

They just wanted to live an ordinary life, but they didn't expect it to attract Pan Dou's damn attention.

As soon as Pan Dou got the video, he immediately hummed a tune and spread it to his circle of friends.

"What is it like to have a little dragon king at home!?"

"Oh, let me go, my Brother Dou has become the Dragon King!?"

"Haha, the Dragon King has been eliminated, and my brother Dou has officially taken up the post."

"Sister He, your son is so promising now."

"This little baby looks like a very lucky person."

"He has a tough head and a tough brain, and he looks like a smart kid at first glance.

"College students today are becoming more and more mischievous."

"Yes, there is a god three feet above your head. You don't have to believe it, but you must not fear it!"

"If you hang up Doudou's portrait, isn't this a curse to death?"

"Oh, Amitabha, don't blame the Dragon King. Don't blame the Dragon King. Pan Dou didn't mean to steal your position."

"I'm afraid the little kid won't be able to bear such a huge karma if he is innocent."

In the circle of friends, the comments are polarized. Young people just shout "666", while older people sigh and blame the college students in the video for being ignorant.

Pan Dou frowned as he looked at the mixed comments. She was originally a Yan Shen, oh, she might believe in the God of Wealth.

So I never thought there was any problem with Pan Dou being worshiped as the Dragon King by college students.

I just didn’t expect that so many people would think it was inappropriate.

It completely destroyed her wonderful mood.

How about posting a short video platform!?

Then she thought about it, there are many young people on the short video platform, so they shouldn't mind this kind of thing.

Just do it.

She immediately forwarded the video to the short video platform.

After attracting fans from the first two videos.

Her short video account——Dahe Fish Stall has more than 70,000 fans.

This rate of increase in followers is already a bit scary for ordinary bloggers.

Therefore, the popularity is good and the traffic is all-you-can-eat.

Once her video was uploaded, it immediately attracted the attention of some netizens.

"Hey, isn't this my Brother Dou?"

"Today's college students are very good at keeping things organized."

“I just saw it on Brother Dou’s fucking Moments, and you immediately forwarded it to the short video platform.”

"Haha, Brother Dou came to the altar, and the Dragon King lost his job."

"Dragon King: Good guy, I have been working hard for more than a thousand years, but I didn't expect that I would be replaced by a little baby in the end. I'm so angry!!"

"Brother Dou: Sir, times have changed."

"Emperor Dou Tian: Who hung me on the wall? Pull them all out and push them into the toilet and drown them."

"Competition for employment, the capable will be promoted and the mediocre will be demoted."

"Haha, it's often not your peers who kill you, but those who cross borders."

"Tsk tsk, when will Brother Dou show his ability to attract wealth? I want to see Brother Dou become the God of Wealth."

"I sneer at the Dragon King, but I cannot afford to kneel down as the God of Wealth."

Compared with the circle of friends, netizens on the platform are more tolerant, or more unscrupulous.

for this generation of young people.

They sneered at feudal superstition and could not afford to kneel in front of the Temple of Wealth.

They basically don't believe in evil.

So there is no prejudice at all like older people.

Instead, think of this as a whole college experience.

They followed suit.

The Internet was filled with joy for a while.

When Pan Dou's mother saw that her son was so popular on the short video platform, she smiled from ear to ear and frequently commented.

Randomly giving a like to the comment praising her son.

Pan Dou poked his head out of the room and looked at his mother, who was laughing from time to time, buying water every day.

Hearing noises in the room, he thought that the news of what he had done in school today had reached home.

But looking at his expression, it doesn't look like he knows anything about school.

He shook his head and retreated into his room to play games.

there is always a solution to a problem.

What should he fear? .