To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

"Replacing the Dragon King is nothing. False things are not worth mentioning. My Brother Dou is awesome when he confronts the principal in class!!"

When Pan Dou was scrolling through comments, a comment quickly caught her eye.

A tough principal!?

She was stunned for a moment, had something like this happened in school today?

He didn't know anything about it.

She frowned and opened the parent group to check.

Sure enough, the discussion inside was already crazy.

Most of the parents of their generation are "elderly people" who have just passed their thirties.

They are one of the main people who watch short videos.

"You don't know that Pan Dou is so awesome today. It's up to the principal to rectify the school spirit."

"Why didn't you know? It has gone viral on the Internet."

"Tsk, tsk, look at the expression on the principal's face, you can tell how angry he was at that time."

"I'm angry, but I can't do anything to Brother Dou, haha."

"Children today are so awesome. They dare to speak out when they see injustice, regardless of whether they are principals or teachers. Unlike before, we just suffered in silence."

"New era, new trend."

Looking at the discussion in the group, Pan Dou had an ominous premonition in his heart. He quickly found the relevant video online and watched the entire episode carefully for ten seconds.

Phew!!

Ha ha!!

She couldn't stand it at first.

"How could Doudou do this!?"

Ha ha!!

"Oh, how can this brat make fun of grandpa? Isn't this going against Tiangang?

puff!!

"Principal, principal give it to grandpa me...haha.

"This stinky boy doesn't listen to the class and dares to sleep. I'm so angry."

She was still watching until Pan Dou's father came back with a cigarette in his mouth and his exhausted body.

"What the hell are you looking at!?"

Pan Dou's father saw that dinner was not ready yet, but his wife was laughing and angry on the sofa with her cell phone, which made him very strange, who messed with my Mrs. Niu again?

"ah!!"

Suddenly, Pan Dou screamed, jumped up, and threw the phone in his hand.

"Ahem!!"

Pan Dou's father was caught off guard and was so frightened that he took a long puff of cigarette and burned half of the entire cigarette in an instant.

The smoke went straight into his internal organs, choking him and causing him to cough and burst into tears.

"Damn it, what happened?"

He breathed heavily and looked up in confusion at his wife who almost beat him to death.

“Pan Dou!!”

Pan Dou came to his senses, his face darkened, he said nothing, he bent down to pick up the phone, and then shouted Pan Dou's name angrily.

Just now the rat jumped out and startled her.

She is not afraid of mice.

But while she was concentrating on watching the video, a mouse suddenly jumped out, startling her.

It's like a ghost suddenly appearing in a ghost movie.

A frightening shock.

"Tsk....~....

Pan Dou's father put out the cigarette, a trace of schadenfreude flashed across his face, calling him by his name would lead to disaster.

Boy, you're going to be in big trouble this time.

"Mom, are you looking for me!?"

Pan Dou took off his headphones and walked out of the room leisurely.

"Pan Dou, what did you say you did at school today?"

Ms. He Fang was furious.

At this moment, she is not Pan Dou’s mother, but Ms. He Fang.

The main thing is not to talk about family ties.

"study hard, improve every day!!"

Pan Dou answered unreasonably.

"Okay, okay, Pan Dou, you can do it, you dare to lie to me, I will make you die today. y

Ms. He Fang laughed angrily, took out her mobile phone and showed the video of the open class to Pan Dou.

Comrade Lao Pan just looked at it twice, then shook his head regretfully, and then tiptoed to the balcony to get the clothes hanger.

Then it’s Pan Dou’s father, but Comrade Lao Pan.

,

"Mom, what's wrong?"

Pan Dou's little face was full of confusion, as if he didn't understand why his mother was so angry.

"What's wrong?" Ms. He Fang's eyes widened and she said angrily: "Why did you report the principal!?"

"Yes, why did you report the principal!?"

Comrade Lao Pan had already come back with the clothes hanger and was eyeing Pan Dou.

"He was playing with his mobile phone and whispering in class, which is a serious violation of classroom discipline. Can't I report him?"

Pan Dou's face was innocent, "Or should I also be able to play with my phone and whisper in class in the future?"

"Well....……"

Ms. He Fang was choked, hesitated, and said decisively: "Of course not."

"It's your principal who did something wrong, you can't learn from him.

"I also thought the principal did something wrong, so I reported him."

Pan Dou nodded with deep understanding.

It's all the principal's fault, not mine.

......."

Comrade Lao Pan's eyes widened, wondering how he could let this kid get through.

"Then what happened to your sentence creation!?"

"I can't dance, how can I dance for the principal? There's something wrong with this question, and it doesn't take the truth into account, mom, don't you think so?"

Ms. He Fang was a little confused. She was sure that her son was not at fault at all. It was all the fault of the principal and teachers.

If you think about it carefully, it seems to be the same thing.

At this moment, there seemed to be countless mathematical formulas passing through her mind, causing her to fall into deep thinking.

"Ahem, damn it, Pan Dou, he's sleeping in class."

Comrade Lao Pan took a look and realized that this woman was not good either, so he quickly warned her.

"Pan Dou, how do you explain this!?"

When Ms. He Fang heard this, she said, yes, sleeping in class is so serious!!

"I am growing taller. Sleeping more will help secrete growth hormone. In the future, I can grow taller and more handsome, and find a beautiful and virtuous wife."

Pan Dou answered rationally.

"His mother, look at him, he still dares to quibble, this child has reached the rebellious stage, and he can't survive without beating him."

Comrade Lao Pan picked up the clothes hanger and pointed at Pan Dou, hinting crazily, with a flash of joy in his eyes, "Boy, today I'm going to show you what it means to have a father's love like a mountain...a landslide."

"Mom, I learned this from dad."

When Pan Dou saw old Comrade Pan jumping like this, he immediately caused trouble to the east.

"Um!?"

Ms. He Fang glanced sideways at Comrade Lao Pan. Comrade Lao Pan was agitated, his eyes widened, and he shouted, "When did I ever teach you to sleep in class?"

"Dad, have you forgotten? The first day I went to kindergarten was a parent experience class. As soon as the class started, Dad fell asleep and snored, which made me fall asleep too.

Pan Dou lightly revealed the embarrassing things about old Comrade Pan.

"Well...……"

Comrade Lao Pan was embarrassed, it seemed like this was really happening.

At that time, the couple worked from dawn to dusk to make money. They got up early the next morning and dragged their exhausted bodies to the kindergarten experience class. They naturally fell asleep while listening.

Accompanied by the fragrance of knowledge, I slept very sweetly.

After sleeping for one session, I still want to sleep for another session.

"Okay, Lao Pan, it turns out the root cause is you. You took your son to sleep in the first class of kindergarten. You are really good at it.

As soon as Pan Dou said this, Ms. He Fang immediately remembered the incident. At that time, the kindergarten teacher even sent her the surveillance video.

The two grown men in the family were fast asleep in the kindergarten class.

The older one snores and the younger one drools.

How embarrassing that scene must be.

"`"Give me the hanger. "

Thinking of this, she became angry and reached for the clothes hanger. How could Comrade Lao Pan hand it over? He hid the clothes hanger behind his back and explained: "Oh no, listen to me, kid, I'm out of society. I can sleep, Pan Dou is still in school, can he sleep in class?”

A trace of cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he glared at Pan Dou angrily, "You stinky boy, you're cheating me!!"

"I have permission from my teacher to sleep in class."

This time Pan Dou felt confident.

"Nonsense, which teacher would allow his students to sleep in class?"

Comrade Lao Pan sneered, and Ms. He Fang remained silent and took out her mobile phone.

"Please watch the VCR!!"

Pan Dou took the phone and watched the scene where the class teacher allowed him to sleep in class according to the schedule.

"Ah this!?"

Comrade Lao Pan is so stupid, there are such weird things in the world?

The teacher blatantly allowed students to sleep in class.

Is this ridiculous!?

"Comrade Lao Pan, do you know why Mr. Chen Huaijiong can ride his bicycle directly into the hospital building every day? Because he has superb medical skills and noble moral character."

"Do you know why Professor Wang Defeng was specially approved by a double first-class university to allow him to smoke and give lectures? Because he has a wealth of knowledge and poetry."

"So do you (Nuo Lihao) know why your son can sleep in class?"

Pan Dou raised his head and said, "Because your son is the pride of heaven and a genius that has never been born before."

"This is called the privilege of capable people."

"Comrade Lao Pan, you don't understand such high-end and classy things."

Comrade Lao Pan was shown off, and the corner of his mouth twitched, and he cursed in his heart: You are the only one who is the proud son of heaven. I think you are the rebellious boy who is pampered by your mother.

A loving mother often loses her sons.

The ancients never deceived me.

"Son, what you said seems to make sense."

Pan Dou's mother was thoughtful and said: "Since the teacher doesn't object to you sleeping in class, then my mother doesn't object either, but there is one thing I want to tell you in advance. If you fail the exam... hum, home Serve the law."

This time, she became Pan Dou's mother again.

"Okay."

After convincing his mother, Pan Dou glanced at Comrade Pan with high spirits.

The meaning is self-evident.

Pan Dou's father twitched the corner of his mouth, silently took the clothes hanger out of the balcony, then took out a cigarette and lit it, puffing into the wind and feeling sad for a while.

He highly suspected that the mother and son were targeting him.

"The world isolates me and allows it to ridicule me. I only keep my silence..."

"Stop singing downstairs, because you are howling at night!!"