To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day
Chapter 67: Spicy Tiao Gift Pack, Surprise The Principal
"Brother Dou, Brother Dou!!"
Liu Tiezhu trotted after him with a gun, looking around to see if he had missed any of the snake's accomplices.
After the frightened little girl saw Pan Dou subduing the big snake, she finally lost her fear. She stood up and came over to look at Pan Dou's big snake curiously.
"Sister, Brother Cong, I'm here."
After Wang Dacong calmed down, he rushed into the woods excitedly. After seeing the little girl approaching Pan Dou and the others, he immediately came over in a hurry.
"Brother Dou, you are so awesome. You caught such a big snake with your bare hands." The little girl looked at Pan Dou who was playing with the snake's head with admiration. "Thank you for saving me. I'll treat you to AD calcium milk next time." .”
"You are welcome."
Pan Dou grabbed the snake's head, wrapped the red-tailed anaconda around his waist, and then waved his hand to express no thanks.
"Sister, what about me, what about me? I also want to drink AD calcium milk."
Wang Dacong came over with a shy face.
To be honest, he is not short of AD calcium milk.
There is so much AD calcium milk at home that he can drink one bottle and throw another away.
But the AD calcium milk that Little Meimei sent 06 is different and tastes sweeter.
He loves to drink.
"Who are you? I don't know you."
The little girl rolled her eyes at Wang Dacong.
"Well…..…………
Wang Dacong was heartbroken all of a sudden. He wanted to cry but had no tears. He secretly regretted that his legs were so useless that they fell off at the critical moment.
He didn't even get to know the girl.
"What a big snake!!"
"What a cute little snake."
"Such a big one should be a python. I heard my mother say that a snake becomes a python, a python becomes an anaconda, an anaconda becomes a dragon, and a dragon becomes a dragon.
The primary school students noticed the excitement and quickly gathered around, pointing at the red-tailed anaconda on Pan Dou's waist and talking about it.
Seeing how interested they were, Pan Dou kindly explained to them: "This is called a red-tailed anaconda. It is an anaconda snake that grows in South America. It is not a native species to our country."
This kind of red-tailed anaconda is not a native snake to my country. It is usually illegally smuggled in from South America by private individuals for sale.
"When you see a snake in the future, don't catch it like me, remember to call the police and ask the police to come and deal with it.
In addition to popularizing science, he also warned them not to follow his bad example.
"Anaconda, will it turn into a dragon soon?"
The primary school students became excited as soon as they heard Pan Dou's introduction.
According to the theory of the student just now, the anaconda can evolve into a dragon that can move the wind and rain in the next step.
..... It is from abroad, not a descendant of the dragon, and cannot become a dragon. "
Pan Dou twitched the corner of his mouth and waved his hand, "Let's disperse, everyone, it's time to go back to class.
The primary school students were quickly sent away.
"Brother Dou, what should we do with this snake!?"
"Such a dangerous creature must be handed over to the principal to deal with, of course."
Pan Dou said matter-of-factly, "Silly Zhu, go back to the classroom and pull out the trash can, and let's go give the principal a gift.
Give me the exercise book, right?
Give me the paper, right?
I’ll give you back a red-tailed anaconda that will repay you a thousand years later.
The corner of his mouth curled up.
I already have a plan in mind.
"Okay!!"
Liu Tiezhu saluted with his legs crossed, and then rushed into the classroom on his feet.
Pan Dou's ideas coincided with his.
Of course you have to turn it in if you find something awesome.
Maybe we can announce the awards to the whole school!
Wang Dacong scratched his head and said, "Brother Dou, can't you keep him as a pet? I even thought of a name, so I called him Belt, because he looks like the belt my dad used to whip me."
"Especially when you wrap it around your waist, it looks more like it."
Pan Dou rolled his eyes, "What belt? I still have spicy strips!"
It's not that he doesn't want to stay and raise him.
But this thing is a national second-level protected animal, and it is illegal to raise it privately.
You can only hand in the jail-free gift package.
He took a look at Wang Dacong's injured hand just now and found that the area worn by the gravel had stopped bleeding and was scabbed.
Only then did I feel relieved.
"Brother Dou, the trash can is here."
Liu Tiezhu quickly brought the trash can with a groan.
Pan Dou put down the garbage and stuffed the red-tailed anaconda inside.
The red-tailed anaconda still wanted to struggle, but unfortunately, it couldn't twist Pan Dou's thick thigh with the thin spicy strips.
Pan Dou pinched its head and slapped it twice, "Little thing, you are lucky if you fall into my hands. If other students see it, you may be beaten to death on the spot."
"If you are seen by the uncle who is building an iron shed near the grove, you will become the dragon in the dragon and phoenix pot tonight, and you will also be implicated in a chicken."
"So, if I catch you, just smile secretly!!"
He didn't mean to scare the snake.
Elementary school students don’t know red-tailed anacondas and will kill snakes with stones or sticks.
And if the workers who are helping to build the iron shed at the school see it, they may be served directly to the table.
Although eating snakes is prohibited in our country, the regulations are actually not very strict.
As long as you don't publicize it everywhere, basically no one will care.
Especially since the red-tailed anaconda is not a native species in my country, no one will even care about it.
"Come in, little one!"
He forcefully stuffed the red-tailed anaconda into the trash can.
Put the flap back into place again to make sure it won't escape.
He found that this trash can was very useful and could be used to confine various small animals.
And the flip-top design makes it difficult for them to escape.
"Let's go, I'll go find the principal to receive the reward!"
Pan Dou clapped his hands, picked up the trash can, and strode to the principal's office.
"We have eliminated a potential safety hazard in the school. The principal must be very happy to see it."
Liu Tiezhu raised his head and lifted his chest, looking full of energy.
In his simple mind, they are little safety guards who have contributed to the school.
"Wow, if I 143 were praised by the whole school, I can't even imagine how many thousands my dad would reward me."
Wang Dacong's eyes also shone.
"Great Smart, is your reward in units of 'ten thousand'? Why don't you spend so much money?"
Pan Dou was a little surprised. This reward was so rich. Could this be Wang Hao?
"My dad said he would keep it for me until I grow up and get a wife."
Very familiar words.
Pan Dou's mouth twitched, isn't this an upgraded version of the New Year red envelope that was taken away by parents for safekeeping?
You call money you can't get as a reward?
Then I won five million by scratching the lottery ticket!
It's just temporarily being kept by welfare institutions.
The three little ones carried the trash can and fought their way to the principal's office.
Boom!
They stretched out their hands and knocked on the door.
"Please come in~"
The principal's voice sounded inside. Pan Dou reached out and pulled the door handle, then opened the door, exposing his whole body to the principal's view.
The principal, who was talking about his grand plan with Zhao Xinyi and others, casually glanced outside the door and saw Pan Dou appearing at the door with a smile on his face.
Damn it!!
He jumped up in fright.
Why did this little devil come to your door?
Is it not enough to KO yourself online, but you also need to gank yourself offline?
Yaoshou, what kind of evil did I commit in my previous life to recruit this student? .
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