To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day
Chapter 68: A Surprise, What Is A Tm Surprise?
"Oh, let me go, this is scary.
"The principal was so scared that he turned into a flying monkey."
"Damn it, principal, please stand up, you are the principal."
"Brother Dou went to war, but not a blade of grass grew. 17
"Haha, after Xinyi, there is another victim.
"Zhao Xinyi: Principal, do you know Doumulangma Peak?"
"Zhao Xinyi: Principal, it's your turn to climb the mountain."
Netizens in the live broadcast room were overjoyed when they saw the principal jumping up and down just seeing Pan Dou.
“Ahem, that’s the end of today’s interview!!”
After the principal regained his senses, he pretended to be calm and announced the end of today's interview.
"Well....…"
Zhao Xinyi didn't expect that the principal would have this trick, and just turn off the live broadcast to avoid something uncontrollable happening again.
"Ahem!!"
The principal coughed twice to remind Zhao Xinyi.
"Thank you principal for accepting our interview."
Zhao Xinyi was helpless. She was just a small reporter. If people were unwilling to be interviewed, she could not force the photo to be taken. That would be suspected of infringing on personal privacy and portrait rights.
“Viewers, this ends today’s live broadcast, see you next time.
She put a sweet smile on her face and waved goodbye to the audience in the live broadcast room.
"No!!"
"I want to see what happens next."
"Tell me, where can I go to recharge my membership? I want to order in advance.
"No, Brother Dou is going to make a move soon, please let us finish watching."
"Fuck, I'm about to climax. Why don't you interrupt me?"
"It's uncomfortable to hold it in."
"Principal, you little piece of trash can't afford to play with (electricity)..."
"Brother Dou's evaluation is indeed very reasonable."
"Principal, I hate you."
"Brother Dou, you are so forced to die.
"Little Peacock Prince, I will draw a circle and curse you."
When they heard that the live broadcast was about to be shut down, the audience in the live broadcast room immediately went crazy.
Don't turn it off in the morning, don't turn it off in the evening.
They just turned off the live broadcast when they were full of expectations.
This is worse than killing them.
It felt like there was a cat scratching in my heart.
If they don't see the results, they may have trouble sleeping tonight.
Zhao Xinyi pretended not to see the barrage in the live broadcast room and forcibly closed the live broadcast room.
"Fuck, the principal is so aggressive, my road has turned dark."
"Damn it, principal, if you don't let me see it, then I will spread rumors."
"If you spread rumors, then I will spread rumors."
"If you are spreading rumors, then I will believe it."
Seeing that the live broadcast room went dark, netizens were indignant and dispersed to curse under various videos about the principal.
The network operations department of Beijing Daily was wailing.
Seeing that the hot spot was right in front of them, they just couldn't get there.
It’s so uncomfortable!!
"Classmate Pan Dou, why are you here!?"
The principal asked bravely.
And Zhao Xinyi and others look weird. Pan Dou doesn't think it's not fun to curse people in the air, so he wants to compete offline, right?
That would be a good show.
"Report to the principal, we found an unknown creature appearing in the school. Because we were worried that it would endanger the safety of the students, we specially caught it and brought it to you, principal..."
Pan Dou came in carrying a trash can with a smile.
"Yes, this belt even made a little sister cry...
Wang Dacong quickly agreed, and Liu Tiezhu held his head high and looked at Shen Fei, like a general returning from a victorious battle.
"Dangerous creature!?"
The corner of the principal's mouth twitched, "You're fooling me, what dangerous creatures could be in the school?"
In the whole school, the most dangerous creature is you, Pan Dou.
"Wait a minute, isn't there another mouse in here?"
Zhao Xinyi trembled all over. The last time she was frightened by a mouse, the shadow is still there.
Seeing this familiar trash can, she immediately stood up and moved away to avoid being affected.
The principal looked at Zhao Xinyi and the photographer brother who were far away, cursing in his heart, just leave me to be persecuted alone?
"It's not a rat, it's a spicy strip.
Pan Dou laughed and denied the mouse's speculation.
“Spicy strips!?”
The principal and others were confused. Is it a snack?
No, the dangerous creatures you are talking about are not Wei and Weilong, right?
Wow wow wow, so scary!
This is not impossible.
Children have exaggerated imaginations. There is a dragon character on Weilong, so it is possible to regard it as a kind of creature.
Can.....…
They looked at the trash can, all lost in thought.
Snacks are delivered in a trash can. Are you trying to disgust people?
However, it is consistent with Pan Dou's desire to persecute the principal.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief. If it was spicy strips, he would not take it seriously even if it was put in a trash can.
Of course, even the so-called creatures are not afraid.
What kind of creatures can be in school?
At most, they are household companions such as mice and cockroaches.
Will the president of my high school be afraid of these gadgets?
ridiculous.
Principal, I’ll give you a big gift package of spicy strips. "
Pan Dou dragged the trash can to him and opened the lid.
"Let me see what surprise classmate Pan Dou brings to me?"
The principal showed a smile. He was mentally prepared and would not be startled like the first time the mouse was.
Don't talk about Weilong this time, even if a real dragon springs out.
He won't be afraid either.
The captured red-tailed anaconda languished in the trash can for a long time. Suddenly he saw the light above his head, and immediately crawled out overjoyed. His snake head stuck out from the mouth of the trash can and spat out its snakeheads to attack the surrounding environment.
The existence of Pan Dou was soon discovered. The gentle-tempered Pan Dou was immediately frightened and jumped out of the trash can to escape.
This little devil is so scary.
I was given two big cocks just now.
It left an indelible shadow on its young mind.
Run away, run away quickly, run away far away.
I want to go home to find a wet nurse.
"Wait a minute, snake, snake (Zhao De's)!?"
The principal, who had already made various assumptions, suddenly saw a strange-looking big snake crawling out of the trash can.
Suddenly, my scalp was numb with fear.
He didn't know the red-tailed anaconda and could only judge based on his past experience.
As far as he knows, the more colorful the snakes, the more venomous they are.
The strange shape of the red-tailed anaconda looks like a highly venomous snake.
So the red-tailed anaconda was naturally labeled a "venomous snake" by the principal and others.
Now when I saw the venomous snake crawling out of the trash can, I was so frightened that my legs went weak and I almost knelt down from the cold.
Translation Translation What is TM’s surprise!?
The surprise was a big python jumping out of the trash can.
Pan Dou, I’ll fuck you!!
The principal never imagined that Pan Dou would catch a big snake.
He really couldn't figure it out. Didn't this naughty kid know the word "fear" in his heart?
Snakes look much scarier than mice. .
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