To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

"Fuck!!"

After the red-tailed anaconda came out of the trash can, it immediately moved away from Pan Dou.

As luck would have it, the principal was directly opposite Pan Dou, and the red-tailed anaconda also chose this shortest escape route.

As a result, the principal turned pale with fright and retreated in panic.

He took a step back, and the red-tailed anaconda took a step forward.

He took a step back, and the red-tailed anaconda took another step.

Don’t come over!!

Looking at the red-tailed anaconda chasing after him, he couldn't help roaring in his heart.

Don’t block the road!!

The red-tailed boa also roared in his heart.

One person and one snake complained to each other and fought in the distance.

"Principal Dong, be careful!!"

Zhao Xinyi looked nervously at the battle of wits between one person and one snake in the office.

I hold my cell phone in my hand, ready to make a call at any time.

If nothing happens, call 110.

If you get bitten, hit 120.

Foaming at the mouth, the family and the funeral home were notified directly.

In just a moment, she had already thought of countless ways to deal with the incident.

Unlike Zhao Xinyi who was helpless, the photographer stood the camera at the door and picked up the broom in the office to save people.

Grass!!

At the scene, the principal saw that the red-tailed anaconda was still moving forward to pupate. He immediately stopped coddling it and directly picked up a chair and prepared to smash it down to kill this shameless snake.

"Principal 027, this is a national second-level protected animal. If you kill it, you will go to jail.

Pan Dou reminded loudly.

In fact, if you kill a state-protected animal without knowing it, you will not be jailed, but at most you will be fined.

Of course, the premise is that you can prove your ignorance.

When the principal heard Pan Dou's reminder, his hands trembled and the chair in his hands almost fell. Others were dumbfounded. Is this little thing still a national second-level protected animal?

Can't be hurt? Can't be killed?

Then don’t I have no choice but to escape?

The principal wants to cry but has no tears, what is this called!!

He threw the chair away and ran away.

However, the red-tailed anaconda stood in front of him, and he did not dare to step over, so he could only jump away from the side.

When the photographer brother heard that the snake was from the second grade, he immediately hid the broom in his hand.

Amitabha, almost put himself in jail with a broomstick.

puff!!

Zhao Xinyi, who was originally very nervous, couldn't help laughing when she saw the principal hopping away from the red-tailed anaconda like a flea.

The principal was embarrassed, but fortunately he wisely asked Zhao Xinyi to close the live broadcast room in advance.

Otherwise, my embarrassing appearance will be broadcast live on the entire network.

The target of the red-tailed anaconda was never the principal, so instead of chasing him, he focused on escaping.

He quickly came to the base of the wall, curled up his body, and left his head staring at Pan Dou.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this situation.

Then he turned back and glared at Pan Dou angrily: "Pan Dou, where did you catch this snake?" This naughty kid almost killed himself alone.

This time the solo kill was a true solo kill.

rather than an adjective.

Zhao Xinyi, who was also frightened, looked over.

This naughty boy is really capable of tossing!!

Even if there is no wind, it can stir up three-foot waves!!

"Little woods!!"

Pan Dou blinked, pointed in the direction of the grove, and explained: "This spicy stick is scary in the grass of the grove. I caught it when I saw it. I was thinking about handing over this dangerous creature, so I brought it here." Principal, you are in charge."

The corner of the principal's mouth twitched. He didn't believe even a single punctuation mark of Pan Dou's words.

This guy is very thief.

More thoughtful than most adults.

What did you say to let him control your eyes?

In fact, it was clear that he just wanted to see him embarrassed.

Fortunately, he was smart enough to close the live broadcast room in advance.

"Yes, it scared a little girl to tears. Fortunately, the three of us arrived in time to catch it, otherwise it would bite someone."

Wang Dacong nodded hurriedly in support.

"This snake has committed a crime of endangering public safety, and we arrested it in accordance with the law."

Liu Tiezhu also echoed, and he also spoke clearly and logically with legal provisions.

(agdc) His grandma, Pan Dou, is not normal, and neither are his two little friends.

People make friends because they share the same goals, but you have the same feelings!?

The principal looked at the three little cubs in front of him with a headache, and said helplessly: "Don't you know snakes are dangerous?"

Thinking of this, he was a little scared, if the three of them were bitten by a snake.

The school immediately exploded in public opinion.

He also exploded directly on the spot.

"This snake is very docile. It doesn't bite, just look at it if you don't believe me."

Pan Dou seemed to want to prove that the snake was safe, so he took a step forward and approached the red-tailed anaconda.

You devil, you won’t let me go like this!!

When the red-tailed anaconda saw that Pan Dou was coming to catch him, the anger of being slapped and forced to fight suddenly surged into his heart. He quickly crawled out from the wall, opened his mouth wide, revealing his sharp fangs, and fired at Pan Dou with all his muscles. Fly away.

I want to bite Pan Dou to death.

In theory, red-tailed anacondas have a very gentle temperament.

But they can also attack people when they are angry.

Now this red-tailed anaconda is very irritable and wants to bite people.

"Pan Dou be careful!!"

When the principal and others saw this scene, their faces changed with fright.

This damn kid...ah, this naughty kid is so capable.

A little carelessness can cause a big disaster.

"Little one, you picked the wrong opponent."

Pan Dou didn't panic at all. Even if he was bitten by a red-tailed anaconda, it wouldn't matter. What's more, he had already reacted when he saw the red-tailed anaconda bit him. He turned sideways and grabbed the red-tailed anaconda directly. .

The same whip whip was used again, knocking the red-tailed anaconda unconscious and then grabbing the snake's head and wrapping it around his waist as a belt.

"Fuck!!"

The principal directly uttered foul language.

The big snake they avoided was actually used as a whip by Pan Dou.

"You see, it's very docile."

Pan Dou squeezed the red-tailed anaconda's head tightly to prove its docility to the principal and others.

I'm docile to you, uncle. If you have the ability, let go. See if I bite you or not. That's it.

The red-tailed anaconda twisted its body angrily, trying to break away from Pan Dou's clutches.

Bang bang!!

Pan Dou struggled with the red-tailed anaconda, stretched out his hand and saw two big cocks fighting, and scolded: "Be honest, didn't your parents teach you to be obedient?"

The principal, the others, and the red-tailed anaconda were all speechless.

However, after two hard fights, the red-tailed anaconda finally calmed down and surrendered with humiliation on his face.

"Classmate Pan Dou, put the snake down quickly."

The principal looked anxious and had to speak to Pan Dou in a calm tone, for fear that he would startle Pan Dou and make him relax, which would cause the "venomous snake" to bite him back.

That would cost lives. .