To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

"Principal, this snake doesn't bite."

Pan Dou emphasized again.

The principal looked at Pan Dou's innocent eyes and almost vomited blood.

"Principal, you are making too much of a fuss. The belt is not scary at all. It is very docile. Besides, even if it loses its temper, the most we can do is get bitten by it. Men, there are bound to be bumps and bumps in the process of growing up. It doesn't matter. .~"

Wang Dacong waved his hands freely, like an expert who could see through life and death.

In fact, he is a big-smart guy who can throw himself on the ground.

"People should be afraid...Wait a minute, why are your hands bleeding!?"

The principal was about to tell them some truth, and then he noticed with sharp eyes that the skin on Wang Dacong's hand was broken and bleeding. He was so frightened that he asked, "Have you been bitten by a snake? Quickly, dial 120 quickly."

His scalp was numb.

The people in the live broadcast room just watched Wang Dacong enter his office intact.

If you lie down and go out in the blink of an eye.

Even if he had ten thousand mouths, he wouldn't be able to explain it clearly.

Now he really wants to slap himself, so many people would turn off the live broadcast!!

Naturally, there is a lack of a group of witnesses and key video evidence.

"He dropped it himself."

Seeing that the principal was frightened, Pan Dou explained quietly.

The principal's breathing was stagnant after hearing this, and he almost had a myocardial infarction. You guys are trying to trick me right here, one after another, this is the rhythm that is going to kill me!!

I am too old to bear such a surprise from you.

"As a man, it's normal to fall, hit, and bump into each other, it doesn't matter!!"

Wang Dacong waved his hand coolly again.

The principal looked so angry that he almost took action.

You don't care, I almost withered.

"Classmate Pan Dou, don't talk any more. Be obedient and put the snake down. We can talk about what we have to say."

The principal coaxed Pan Dou like a child.

.......Principal, put it down and it will slip away. "

Pan Dou looked at the red-tailed anaconda in his hand that seemed to be wilting. He knew in his heart that as long as he let go, the snake would definitely escape quickly.

"Trash can, put it in the trash can."

The principal pointed to the trash can. Pan Dou and his friends were dragging the trash can just now.

It means that this trash can can ensure that the snake cannot escape.

"Okay."

Pan Dou just wanted to scare the principal. Now that his goal was achieved, he immediately stopped refusing and stuffed the red-tailed anaconda into the trash can.

"Be gentle, be careful, don't get bitten."

Seeing Pan Dou being so rude and careless, he suddenly lifted it up.

"Principal, don't make too much of a fuss. The leash is not scary at all. If Brother Dou hadn't said this is a national second-level protected animal, I would have kept it as a pet."

Wang Dacong looked like "you're a coward", no matter how you look at it, you deserve a beating.

The principal's face trembled, "Can't you naughty kids keep some normal pets?"

Last time it was a big rat, this time it was a poisonous snake.

What, is it illegal to keep normal pets in our country?

"You are not allowed to raise them anyway."

He gritted his teeth and issued a death order: "Animals such as rats and snakes cannot be kept as pets.

Wang Dacong scratched his head and asked doubtfully: "What can I keep as a pet?"

"Well, you can raise chickens, fish, little rabbits and other docile animals.

The principal thought for a while and gave a range of pets.

All are some everyday pet choices.

"Chicken, fish and rabbit!?"

Pan Dou was thoughtful and then pushed the trash can to the principal, "Principal, I will leave this red-tailed anaconda to you.

"Um...wait a minute, what's the name of this snake?"

The principal nodded with pleasure, then reacted and said in surprise: "How did you know it was a red-tailed anaconda?"

"I've read some popular science. Red-tailed anacondas are native to South America. They are docile and non-venomous. They are very suitable for keeping as reptiles.

Pan Dou clapped his hands and introduced the origin of the red-tailed anaconda.

"No poison!?"

The principal's eyes widened, and his back teeth were about to be broken, "Wuxi, you didn't tell me earlier.

If he had known that the snake was not poisonous, would he have had to jump like that just now?

How embarrassing!

Fortunately, the live broadcast room was closed, otherwise his behavior would have been spread all over the Internet.

"Principal, you didn't even ask. Besides, I thought you knew the knowledgeable principal!!"

Pan Dou spread his hands and looked innocent.

I know a good guy!!

The principal really wanted to yell at me, so I told the principal of the elementary school, you really think I know everything!

Zhao Xinyi and the photographer almost laughed out loud when they saw the principal being fooled around by Pan Dou.

0…Please give me flowers…

This naughty kid really refuses to suffer any loss.

The principal looked even more helpless. I just gave you two exercise books and ten sets of papers. Are you going to hunt me down like this?

If Pan Dou knew the principal's thoughts, he would definitely sneer at him.

Two exercise books and ten sets of papers are few!?

Just ask the majority of students whether they will miss you when they receive such an award.

"Principal, please call the police quickly and let the police come and deal with it. Otherwise, you won't be able to explain it clearly when the red-tailed anaconda dies.

Pan Dou kindly reminded.

The principal had tears in his eyes. He is a student who can really deceive others!!

"Principal, if we eliminate a potential safety hazard on campus, will there be a reward!?"

Liu Tiezhu looked forward to it.

Children most hope to be praised by others for their achievements.

"Well...……"

The principal's mouth twitched, "Do you want to let you two have a fight?"

Of course, he thought so in his heart, but on the surface he still managed a smile and said: "To thank you for helping your classmates this time, the school will issue you a 'Helping Others' certificate."

"Thank you principal!!"

Liu Tiezhu thanked him with satisfaction.

For him, the certificate is an excellent reward.

This means that his good deeds have been recognized.

Pan Dou and Wang Dacong are relatively indifferent.

"You three, sit here for a while and wait for the police to deal with it before going back to class."

As a person involved, the principal really didn't dare to let them leave before the police asked them clearly, lest the red-tailed anaconda died and he couldn't explain it clearly.

"Oh yeah!!"

Wang Dacong was even happier to be exempted from a class than to receive a certificate.

Pan Dou didn't take it to heart very much.

After all, he also slept during class.

So there was not much reaction to it.

His evaluation was: It’s better to take a vacation.

After all this fuss.

Pan Dou and the three of them each got what they needed.

Pan Dou scared the principal so much that he took revenge on the exercise books and papers.

Liu Tiezhu received the certificate he longed for.

Wang Dacong can take a break.

Only the principal called the police with tears in her eyes.

I want to call the police.

Someone come quickly and take these three unfortunate children away. .