To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.

Pan Dou hasn't finished school yet, and the news about him catching snakes with his bare hands has reached Ms. He Fang's ears.

After all, there is such a thing as a parent group.

As long as Ms. He Fang glances at the information during lunch break, she can grasp Pan Dou's movements at school.

Moreover, the incident of Pan Dou catching a snake has become a hot topic in short video searches.

The post-90s generation in the group paid a lot of attention to Pan Dou.

So as soon as the news comes out.

The parent group also forwarded related news and videos at about the same time.

Therefore, Pan Dou's deeds of catching snakes in the woods naturally caught the attention of Ms. He Fang.

"Pan Dou!?"

As soon as Ms. He Fang saw the news, she immediately became popular.

It should be understood that Pan Dou is only seven years old and he dares to catch snakes.

In other words, red-tailed anacondas are docile and non-venomous, so they did not appear in groups.

But if one day he encounters a fierce and venomous snake such as a cobra, Pan Dou will still dare to catch it without risking his life or death.

If she was bitten back, it would be too late for her to regret it.

"Education, we must educate him hard!!"

Comrade Lao Pan's eyes lit up and he tripped hard.

Finally let me catch you for once!

Let’s see if Ms. He Fang can support you this time.

Thinking this way, he almost laughed out loud.

Son, don’t blame dad for being cruel, it’s for your own good.

"Doudou is getting more and more bold. I must beat him up when I go back and teach him a lesson."

Ms. He Fang gritted her teeth to prevent Pan Dou from doing such a dangerous thing next time.

She believes that Pan Dou must be taught a profound lesson.

In this way, Pan Dou can be impressed and remember the lesson.

Make sure you don't do it again next time.

After school in the afternoon, Ms. He Fang took Pan Dou home with a straight face.

At home, Comrade Lao Pan closed his stall early, had prepared the clothes hangers, and sat on the sofa with a serious and selfless expression.

If it weren't for the crazily raised corners of his mouth.

Pan Dou almost mistakenly thought that he had met Mr. Bao.

"Doudou, I won't tell you clearly. You can explain what you did in school today!!"

Ms. He Fang sat on the sofa together, staring at Pan Dou with bright eyes.

Like a female blue sky.

"Yes, you can explain yourself. Dad tells you that you will be treated leniently if you confess, and you will be treated strictly if you resist."

Comrade Lao Pan suppressed a smile, the corners of his mouth raised crazily.

Trial by three courts!?

Killing relatives for righteousness!?

Pan Dou blinked and suddenly realized: "So, parents, you know?"

"snort!!"

Ms. He Fang snorted coldly and said nothing.

"Hmm!!"

Comrade Lao Pan hummed slightly, looking a little proud.

"Dang Dang Dang, Mom and Dad, what do you think this is?"

Pan Dou calmly took out a red certificate from his schoolbag and said with a smile: "Today I did good things in school, and the principal awarded me a certificate. This is the first certificate among all our first-year students." , is your son very powerful?"

"Ah? Certificate of Award!?"

Ms. He Fang was stunned, and took the certificate from Pan Dou in a daze. She opened it and saw the words "Helping Others" written in big, gold-plated words.

"Doudou, did you really get the certificate?"

She suddenly turned into surprise and beamed.

"Yes, not only that, because of my outstanding performance in school, the principal also awarded me two exercise books and ten sets of papers. I am the only student in the school to receive the principal's award this semester. Is your son awesome?"

Pan Dou took out the exercise book and papers with a proud face.

“My son is awesome!”

Ms. He Fang turned over the brand new exercise books and papers, smiling from ear to ear.

The son is excellent and the mother is happy.

The home suddenly became harmonious and beautiful.

Comrade Lao Pan had a look of disbelief on his face. It was fine for this kid to get a certificate. After all, the requirements for being helpful were not high, but he was rewarded with exercise books and papers because of his outstanding performance in school. Even if he was beaten to death, he wouldn't believe it.

Who doesn't know that this kid always sleeps during class?

Does this qualify you for praise?

is it possible?

He was very skeptical.

Looking at Ms. He Fang who had forgotten to question Pan Dou about catching the snake, he suddenly screamed that something was wrong.

Damn, you won’t let this kid get through, right?

This won't work.

"Son, you are awesome."

Comrade Lao Pan gave a few words of false praise, then changed his tone and said seriously: "But how can you catch a snake with your bare hands? How dangerous is it!?"

His words immediately reminded the happy Ms. He Fang.

"Yes, I almost let you fool me." She reacted, raised her eyebrows immediately, and said with great pressure: "Doudou, how can you catch a snake with your hands? Don't you know that snakes are dangerous?"

"I know!"

Pan Dou said confidently: "But I know this red-tailed anaconda, and I caught it because I knew it was non-toxic and harmless."

"you know!?"

Both of them were stunned.

0…Please give me flowers…

"Yes, I have read a lot of animal science and know this kind of snake. Otherwise, I would not have dared to catch it. Moreover, the situation was urgent. A little girl was frightened and cried. I caught it to save her.

Therefore, I was praised and affirmed by the principal. "

Pan Dou spread his hands with an innocent look on his face, "This may be what you always say, mom, where knowledge is power!"

"Praise and affirmation from the principal? Uh... Even if you find out, you can't arrest me later, you know?"

Ms. He Fang choked suddenly, racked her brains and gave Pan Dou a death order.

"I got it, Mom."

Pan Dou’s solemn guarantee.

"Well, pay attention next time."

Ms. He Fang was immediately satisfied when Pan Dou agreed obediently.

Comrade Lao Pan is stupid. Wait a minute and this matter will be revealed?

After surviving the disaster again, Pan Dou glanced at Old Comrade Pan with a slightly proud look and returned to the house in a happy mood.

Hum hum, old fellow, you are too young to fight with me.

Damn, what's going on?

This kid escaped again.

Comrade Lao Pan scratched his head, puzzled.

"Ha ha!!"

In the evening, at Pan Dou's house, Ms. He Fang huddled on the sofa and almost laughed out loud.

She was holding a mobile phone in her hand, which was playing a spoof video about the principal.

These videos all come from parent groups.

You can imagine how popular the video is among parents.

The principal immediately socialized among the parents.

As the group leader, Zheng Qian, the class teacher, looked helpless as she watched the demons dancing around in the group, unable to do anything.

As far as she knew, it was not just her parents who were circulating these videos.

The parent groups held by other teachers are also spreading.

It's already difficult to ban.

I can only turn a blind eye, pretend not to see it on the surface, download it secretly in private, and watch it slowly.

Ahem, they also like to watch the principal get into trouble.

Especially the vice principal, grade director and others were lying on the bed laughing and watching it over and over again.

Not only that, they also logged into the short video platform, searched out the original video and added little red hearts to add popularity to the video, doing their best to do their best.

Let you leave us as deserters in the morning.

Hehe, retribution is coming!

If the principal knew that his group of leaders and teachers were doing this, he would probably be so angry that he would vomit blood.

It can be said that they have a share of the credit for the principal’s social life.

Under the avalanche, not a single snowflake is innocent. .