To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

Pan Dou's home.

Comrade Lao Pan was mounting a certificate of award on a white wall in the living room. He turned to look at Ms. He Fang:

"My dear, do you think it's appropriate to put our son's certificate here?"

Ms. He Fang raised her head and looked around, nodded with satisfaction, "Well, that's it, I'll take a photo!!"

She happily picked up her mobile phone and took two photos of the certificate wall and the exercise book, then edited them and sent them to her circle of friends.

"What is it like to have a son who is too good!?"

"Damn it, am I, Brother Dou, so awesome?"

"It's amazing, my God. You can sleep in school, tease the principal, and get a certificate."

"Wait a minute, these exercise books and papers...

"Haha, it's the principal's blood and tears."

"Mom Doudou, congratulations!"

"I'm so envious of you, Mom Doudou, for being able to educate such an outstanding "430" child.

"Oh, Doudou hasn't been to the market for many days. I miss him so much."

"Sister He, do you want to go out tonight?"

In the circle of friends, most people praised Pan Dou highly, but only some netizens who knew the truth were silently laughing.

A citation is a certificate of merit.

But it was awarded with tears by the principal.

Not to mention exercise books and papers.

It has become a pain that the principal cannot express.

Zheng Qian, the head teacher who is also a good friend of Ms. He Fang, looked at this circle of friends and burst out laughing at home.

As an in-depth participant in these matters, she knows the specific details very well.

When the certificates were handed out in the afternoon, the principal looked as if someone owed him five million.

He was frightened into dancing by the red-tailed anaconda caught by Pan Dou, and became one of the materials in the online ghost zone.

As a result, the three naughty children had to be awarded certificates.

It's almost as uncomfortable as eating a nine-turn large intestine.

Such an interesting circle of friends was quickly posted on the short video platform by intimate netizens.

"Haha, there's no certificate in the frame. It's clearly a shame to the principal."

“This wall of awards won’t become the principal’s wall of shame in the future, right!?”

"No, no, no."

"These exercise books and papers are indeed rewards, but the principal is probably regretting it.

"Principal: Wow, why are you still wearing a whip corpse!!"

"Haha, let the principal go, I'm afraid he will cry."

"Where is the principal's home? I want to give him some thick quilts to ensure that he can hide inside and cry without being heard outside.

"Seize the bamboo shoots!!"

Netizens who were familiar with the specific situation immediately laughed when they saw this circle of friends.

They all pulled the principal out and whipped his body.

The queen didn't know about this.

She doesn't like to watch short videos.

There are two adults in the family. Comrade Lao Pan likes to watch anti-Japanese dramas, and Ms. He Fang likes to watch soap operas.

I don’t like to watch short videos.

Only Pan Dou is diligent in clearing the ground.

I can refresh my phone for a whole day while holding it.

On the sofa, Ms. He Fang seemed to have thought of something, and immediately told her: "Dad, I'm going to go to the stall later, and I may have to come back in the middle of the night. I won't be able to get up in the morning. Remember to send your son to school tomorrow morning. Remember, your son is studying." It’s Yucai Primary School.”

She was originally setting up a late-night snack stall, but it was raining two days ago that prevented her from setting up a stall, so she helped out at the fish stall.

Now the weather has cleared up after the rain.

She also wants to return to her normal life rhythm.

It's time to go out or you have to go out.

Otherwise, how can you make a small amount of money?

"Don't worry, I know this film better than you.

Comrade Lao Pan agreed with confidence.

After hearing this, Ms. He Fang nodded with confidence.

Then after telling the two men at home to stay at home, she went out alone.

The location where she set up her stall was near the university town.

Most of the customers are college students.

Since Comrade Lao Pan has to get up early to set up a stall, he usually doesn't follow him to set up a late-night snack stall.

Pan Dou will only help when he is on vacation.

"Doudou, go to sleep!!"

When Ms. He Fang went out, Comrade Lao Pan immediately deprived Pan Dou of his right to play games and drove him to sleep.

Pan Dou rolled his eyes. This old Comrade Pan is too stingy. He is just angry with you a few times. As for being so tit-for-tat with his own son?

Of course, having said that, he went to bed directly.

Go to bed early and get up early for good health.

Early the next morning, he was shaken awake and had breakfast.

He yawned and sat on the three-wheeler, put on his mask, and set out to show the garden.

The reason why I wear a mask is because I had the experience of being popularized by a small internet celebrity0

To avoid trouble, he wore a mask.

Wait until you get to school before taking it off.

After all, those little brats at school wouldn't pester him like internet celebrities.

On the way, he casually glanced at the road conditions outside, and then suddenly started.

Is this the way to Yucai Primary School!?

He looked at a road sign passing by and fell into deep thought.

The road to nurturing talents!!

Gee, that’s interesting.

There was a smile on his lips, his head resting on his hands, and he looked at the back of Comrade Pan leisurely.

Open it, open it, and wait until there is a time in the future when you don't make a sound.

"Son, we've arrived at school. It's too busy in front, so I won't send you to the school gate. Can you do it yourself?"

Sanbengzi drove very fast and soon arrived not far from the school. Comrade Lao Pan stopped the car and asked Pan Dou to get out of the car.

"Don't worry. Usually when my mother sends me to school, she just sends me outside. I can walk in by myself."

Pan Dou waved his hand happily to reassure Comrade Pan.

"Okay, go in by yourself, remember to listen to the class and study hard.

Comrade Lao Pan gave Pan Dou an instruction as usual.

"I got it, go back quickly!!"

Pan Dou smiled and waved goodbye.

"See you tonight!"

Comrade Lao Pan didn't think much about it. After saying a word, he started the three-bouncer and rushed towards the vegetable market.

"Comrade Lao Pan, Comrade Lao Pan 5.8, it's not that my son wants to trick you, it's you who gave you the chance!!"

Pan Dou took two steps forward along with the crowd and looked up at the gate of the primary school.

On the wall, there is a plaque of "Jiefang Road Primary School" hanging.

Yes, this is Jiefang Primary School, not the Yucai Primary School where he attended.

Yucai Primary School is not on Yucai Road. Is this reasonable?

Very reasonable.

Because Yucai Primary School is on Jiefang Road.

The two primary schools have been replaced.

Over the years since the founding of the People's Republic of China, primary schools have moved from time to time, so Jiefang Road Primary School will be on Yucai Road, and Yucai Primary School will be on Jiefang Road.

It is a relatively normal phenomenon in China.

Pan Dou smiled and went back in the direction of Yucai Primary School.

According to his schedule, he can skip a morning reading class.

This is very comfortable. .