I just wanted to become an immortal and was forced to open a harem

"What? Ah, no, it's not like that..." Yotsuya Miko waved her hands repeatedly.

"Then why do you keep staring at him?" Lily Chuanhua looked unbelieving.

"Actually, I like this one very much. It's my ideal type. But there are already two girls around him." Xiaohua muttered.

"By the way, do you want to guess which of the two is his girlfriend?" She winked at Miko.

"This..." Miko turned around and observed the three of them again.

She first looked at their clothes and found that apart from their school uniforms, they did not wear any paired accessories.

Looking at the seats of three people, the boy is sitting by the window. Opposite him is a girl with a single ponytail, and next to him is a girl with long black straight hair.

Looking at it this way, anyone can be a couple with him.

"I can't tell. Maybe he hasn't dated any girl at all, and the three of them are just good friends?" Miko raised her hands in surrender.

"Impossible," Xiaohua asserted, "the two girls looked at the boy the same way I looked at the most expensive and most desired cake in the window. There is no way they are just friends."

Jianzi said weakly: "Xiaohua, I know you are a foodie, but your metaphor is too strange."

"Grumble."

Before she finished speaking, Lily Chuanhua's stomach began to growl.

"Mianzi, haven't you ordered the food yet? I'm almost starving to death."

Xiaohua placed the two lumps of fat on her chest on the table to reduce the burden on her body.

When Yukinoshita Yukino next door saw this scene, the corners of her eyes twitched slightly.

The look in her eyes showed her the amount of breasts she couldn't envy.

Is this turning everything you eat into a mountain of fat?And there are still two seats!

When Lin Hezhen heard the noise, he also cast a "terrible" look over there.

If the amount of milk is converted into combat power, Hirano Hiroshita is a scumbag with a combat power of only five, while Yuri Kawaka is a one-punch man-like existence.

After noticing Lily Chuanhua, Yotsuya Miko also fell into Lin Hezhen's field of vision.

Hey, this girl actually opened her yin and yang eyes. Could it be that she also has extraordinary power?

No, there are no traces of cultivation on her body, and her yin and yang eyes are always open. Which monk would keep his yin and yang eyes open after being full?

It is estimated that he is an ordinary person who accidentally awakened. He is relatively talented in this area, and was affected by the revival of spiritual energy, so he automatically opened his eyes.

interesting.

Lin Hezhen secretly made a note of Yotsuya Miko.

……

After finishing their meal, Lin Hezhen and the two women walked out of the restaurant, commenting on the food as they walked.

"The tempura fried shrimp is really crispy on the outside, tender on the inside, sweet and refreshing, and doesn't feel greasy at all." Second Miss Yukinoshita has eaten a lot of delicacies and is a great cook herself, so it is really valuable to be recognized by her.

"My ginger-roasted pork set is also good. The pork is marinated and the sauce is slightly spicy, which suits my appetite." Lin Hezhen is more fond of this heavier dish.

"The eel rice is also delicious. The eel is very fresh, the meat is elastic, and the sauce is slightly salty and sweet. It is very suitable for rice." Kato Megumi is also very satisfied.

"In that case, let's designate this restaurant as a regular dining spot for the 'Service Department' from now on."

"Ah, it's not suitable for Mai-senpai to come here. With her reputation, she will definitely be watched by everyone."

"Yeah, maybe the chef will burn all the dishes just to get her signature."

"It doesn't matter, I will cast the spell of 'Confusion of Perception' on Mai, so that she won't be noticeable."

"The spells of immortal cultivators are so convenient."

The three of them were chatting and walking towards the exit of the shopping street.

"Xiaohua, let's catch up quickly." Yotsuya Miko didn't even ask for the change from the waiter, and directly pulled Yuri Kawaka to catch up.

"Oh, Miko, I haven't finished the third portion of curry rice yet." Lily Chuanhua looked at the dining table reluctantly.

"Xiaohua, you eat so much, just think of it as a diet once in a while." Yotsugamiko dragged Xiaohua, walking as fast as flying.

Damn it, she just couldn't tell who among the three was capable of defeating evil spirits, let alone a chance to get up close and personal with them.

For the current plan, we can only follow up first and then talk about it.

The two of them followed Lin Hezhen and others with a distance of about 5 meters.

Jianzi's eyes clearly saw that all the evil spirits within a 30-meter radius with the three people as the center of the circle turned into smoke the moment they entered that range, which really made her speechless.

In fact, this is the result of Lin Hezhen deliberately restraining his aura. Otherwise, if the spiritual pressure of the Yuanying boss is fully activated, I am afraid that all the ghosts in Dongdu City will become Buddhas on the spot.

The more Yotsuya Miko watched, the more excited she became. The natural disaster of the undead that had troubled her for many days was finally solved. Today, she must find the master of ghosts and gods and ask him to help solve her troubles.

No matter what request the other party makes, he will immediately comply with it without saying anything!

……

Lin and Zhen were walking on the passerby when they were suddenly stopped.

"Handsome beauties, do you want to come and play in our newly opened haunted house? Today's grand opening offers a 8% discount!" An uncle dressed as a clown thrust flyers into their hands.

"Haunted house? Is there this one in the shopping street?" Kato Megumi took the flyer.

"Yes, little girl, our store just opened today. We have many new props that are not found in other haunted houses. I guarantee you will have a good time."

Before Kato Megumi could reply, Yukino said, "I don't think anyone would have fun in a haunted house."

"Oh, you can't say that, little sister. Scientific research shows that when people are afraid, they will stimulate the secretion of adrenaline and dopamine. After you come out, you will feel very relaxed."

Yukino turned her head, put her right hand on her left arm, and whispered, "I'm not interested anyway."

There was nothing unusual about her on the surface, but she couldn't escape Lin Hezhen's eyes.

I saw Yukino's delicate body trembling slightly, her right hand rubbing her left arm uneasily, her thick and long eyelashes blinking rapidly, her eyes evasive, like a little white rabbit being stared at by a wolf.

"The haunted house, take us to see it." Lin Hezhen said to the boss with a wicked smile.

"Huh?!" Xueno was shocked.

"Why do you suddenly want to go to a haunted house? Playing in a haunted house is too childish. We are all high school students. Shouldn't we go to more educational and edifying places to spend our time? Such as listening to concerts, appreciating operas, watching art exhibitions, etc. ." Yukino said gushingly.

"So Miss Yukinoshita doesn't dare to go to the haunted house? She's obviously a high school student, but she's still afraid of ghosts? Oops, that's really surprising." Lin Hezhen said in a strange tone.

"I, I'm not afraid." Xueno said bravely.

"So you're not afraid. What about Megumi? Do you want to play in the haunted house? I'll treat you." Lin Hezhen turned to Kato Megumi again.

"I can do it." Kato Megumi's face showed no unnecessary expression at all.

"OK, let's go then."

So, the three of them followed the uncle to the haunted house.

In order to prevent Yukino from escaping midway, Lin Hezhen simply grabbed her hand.

"Hey, hey, look, they are holding hands. These two must be a couple." Lily Chuanhua and Miko, who were following behind, said through their ears.

"But he just called the girl with a single ponytail by her name." Miko replied casually.

"Indeed, generally speaking, you need to have a close relationship to call each other by name. Especially for people of the opposite sex, they can basically only be lovers. Is it possible that he is actually a scumbag who has two different things?" Xiaohua covered his face in surprise. Shut up.

Miko retorted, "Not necessarily. It's like childhood sweethearts who grew up together and call each other by their names."

"That's right." Lily Chuanhua nodded.

"Hey, they seem to be entering the haunted house, should we go too?"

"Of course I want to go." Miko said without hesitation.

Let alone a haunted house, she would have to break into it even if it was a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire.

Besides, with her extensive experience of seeing ghosts, Jianzi didn't believe that a haunted house made by humans could scare her.

……

Lin and Zhen arrived at the door of the haunted house.

A sign next to it said: Dear tourists, the ghosts here are all pretended by actors, please do not punch or kick them.

What a counter-explanation, directly stating that the ghosts in it are all fake, wouldn't it greatly dampen the enjoyment of the game?

However, even if the ghosts inside were all real people, he wouldn't have anything to be afraid of.

Thinking of this, Lin Hezhen yawned.

Perhaps seeing his disinterest, the uncle who was eager to attract business became anxious and quickly put his arm on Lin Hezhen's shoulders and took him aside.

"Brother, you are so lucky to have two such beautiful girlfriends."

"Actually, they are not my girlfriends." Lin Hezhen explained.

"Well, then you can't miss this opportunity. A haunted house is the best place for men to show their masculine charm and sense of security. Girls are very timid and afraid of ghosts. If you behave very reliably in there, you will be greatly affected. Increase their favorability."

"Furthermore, do you know the 'suspension bridge effect'? When a person is afraid, her heartbeat will speed up involuntarily. If there is someone of the opposite sex next to her at this time, she will misinterpret the accelerated heartbeat caused by this situation as the other person making her heart beat. "

"When the time comes, whether it's holding hands, hugging or other physical movements, it will be normal in that dark and tense place, and the other party will never become suspicious..." The uncle persuaded eloquently.

Lin Hezhen was actually not interested in his rhetoric.

Just thinking of the way Yukino looked just now, who was obviously scared to death but still showing off her strength, I wanted to take her into the haunted house to see what her expression would look like inside.

Will you cry out of fear?Or will it scare you into incontinence?

"Ah, it's really great to think about it. Let's go in right away." Lin Hezhen happily paid for three people and rubbed his hands excitedly.

"Don't worry, I won't let you down." The uncle gave him a look that said "every man understands".

The money had been paid, and there was no turning back. Lin and Zhen stood at the entrance of the haunted house.

The appearance of this haunted house is that of a dilapidated, gloomy and weird hospital. It feels very reasonable whether it is a bunch of zombies wearing white coats or a group of beautiful female ghosts wearing nurse uniforms.

Yukinoshita Yukino looked at the entrance to the dark hole, her body already starting to sway.

Kato Megumi next to her was trying to cheer her up: "Yukino-kun, the haunted house is not that scary. I have been to Fuji-Q Amusement Park with my friends before. The haunted house there is said to have the Guinness record for the scariest haunted house in the world. After playing, it was just like that." Something happened."

"Really?" Yukino looked as pitifully as a stray puppy.

"Of course, we are by your side and will never leave."

"OK then."

Encouraged by Kato Megumi, Yukino finally plucked up the courage to enter the haunted house with them.

Chapter 145 Even if it’s a hug, it’s still reasonable in a haunted house

Yotsugamiko was originally an ordinary high school girl, but from some unknown time, she became able to "see".

Everywhere you look, there are always a large number of strange-looking monsters and monsters. They ask in a hoarse voice: "Can you see it?"

Whenever this happened, Mianzi could only hold back her tears and urge to urinate, pretending to look like she was about to collapse but her expression remained unchanged, and muddle through.

How she wished this was just a nightmare.

Every morning when I wake up, Jianzi always wonders, will I become invisible from today on?

As a result, when I wake up and look at it, the world still exists in the same ugly and distorted manner as yesterday.

Day after day, it seems that I am seeing more and more clearly.

Just as pure oxygen is harmful to living things, the reality of redness can also make people nervous.

Oxygen must be mixed with 5 times as much nitrogen to become a breathable atmosphere.

In the same way, humans can maintain a healthy body and mind by breathing a small amount of truth diluted by falsehood.

As for Miko, it was as if she had been suddenly abandoned in a pure oxygen environment, unable to breathe at all.

This endless hell filled with demons and monsters was about to push her spirit to its limit.

I always feel that after seeing the truth of this world in all its details, I will be sucked into that world, unable to take my eyes away, and can only stare there forever, until the day comes when rationality is destroyed by the backlog of madness.

This realization made her shudder.

Therefore, she spends her days thinking about ways to deal with the monsters.

Be it a shrine or Buddhist beads, she is willing to try any method that can restore her to a peaceful life.

But now, after witnessing the "miracle" of all the evil spirits within 30 meters of the group of people turning into smoke in an instant, she could not allow herself to miss this opportunity.