I just wanted to become an immortal and was forced to open a harem

Yotsugamiko dragged Yuri Kawaka and chased her to the haunted house.

"Little girls, do you also want to come to the haunted house?" The uncle dressed as a clown was very happy to welcome new guests.

"Ghost, ghost, haunted house! Damn it, do we need to chase into the haunted house? Can't we wait for them at the exit?" Xiaohua's legs were shaking with fear.

But the uncle said: "Little girl, the exit of my haunted house is on the street behind. Sorry, there is no way to go directly here."

"That's not possible. What if we get lost?" Jianzi said anxiously, "We also want to enter the haunted house!"

"Okay, okay, ours is a new store, and we have a [-]% discount on the grand opening offer." The uncle laughed.

Judging from the tone of these two girls, they seemed to be chasing the man and two women just now.

Oh, that boy has provoked so many girls, what a crime.

"Miko, let's not go." Lily Chuanhua begged with tears in her eyes.

She has always been timid, even afraid of bugs, let alone scary places like haunted houses.

The uncle was afraid that they would leave, so he quickly said: "Little girl, you can get donut coupons for playing in our haunted house. Each person can get one at the exit."

"Eh, eh?" Xiaohua swallowed her saliva. She loved donuts the most.

"Okay, let's go in!" She said as if she was ready to die.

So, the two paid the money and entered the haunted house.

……

In the haunted house that looks like an abandoned hospital, the light is very dim, the corridor is full of scattered human tissues, and there are several strange screams floating in the air from time to time, which is creepy.

"It's over, it's over, the scenery here is so stylish." Xiaohua was almost obsessed with Mianzi.

"Oh." Jianzi was very calm.

Suddenly, a muscular man with a triangular helmet and bare upper body rushed out from the corner. He held a huge machete in his hand and slashed at the two of them.

"It's here! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!" Lily Chuanhua was so frightened that she took Miko's hand and ran forward.

"It's too scary. This is not the level a donut shop needs to reach!" The two lumps on Xiaohua's chest swayed left and right and jumped up and down. It was so spectacular.

Seeing the child, there was no reaction, and he even had time to wander around.

Is this the original atmosphere of a haunted house?It felt different from the horror I usually experience.She thought so.

"Wow!" A giant spider fell down, scaring Xiaohua into screaming.

Jianzi complained: "Compared to the things in the haunted house, Xiaohua's screams are scarier."

"But, it's really terrible." Lily Chuanhua almost collapsed to the ground.

"Cuckoo~"

"Huh? There seems to be some strange noise again!"

"That's Xiaohua, your stomach is growling."

"Mianzi, why are you so calm?"

"Well, I've seen many more scary things than this, and they're much scarier."

"Mianzi, do you often watch horror movies?"

"……more or less."

"Then you have to hold my hand tightly and never leave me." Xiaohua climbed onto Miko's arm like an octopus.

"Okay, let's go quickly, otherwise those three people might all walk out."

The two continued on like conjoined twins.

The chainsaw man wearing a hood suddenly appeared.

"Wow ah ah!"

A swollen-faced nurse with a devilish figure and a devilish face suddenly appeared.

"Hey ah ah!"

Headless zombies covered in blood suddenly appeared.

"Yahahah!"

Every time a monster appears, Xiaohua dutifully dubs them.

But Miko felt more and more relaxed in this atmosphere that should have been scary.

That's it, that's okay. In this environment, it doesn't matter even if you call out, it doesn't matter if you react!

Jianzi felt that the pressure accumulated in daily life seemed to have an outlet, and she couldn't help laughing.

"Ha ha ha ha--"

"Someone come and save me! Hahaha!" She laughed as she ran.

Groups of zombies chased behind them, as if they were about to tear them apart.

"Wow, all the monsters are coming! Jianzi, let's run out quickly!" Xiaohua said in shock.

"Okay."

Jianzi turned around and looked at a large group of "monsters" in Wuyangyang.

I have always tried my best to endure it, but now...

"Don't come here!" she shouted at the "monsters".

I said it, finally said it, the pressure in Jianzi's heart was relieved, and he was so happy that tears hung from the corners of his eyes.

"Hahahaha——" She laughed heartily.

……

"Hey, did you hear any weird laughter?"

Seeing that they were not far ahead, Yukinoshita Yukino asked in fear.

"This is a haunted house, so it's normal to have strange laughter." Lin Hezhen said disapprovingly.

"But, but, it always feels weird..." Yukino's face turned pale.

The various monsters she encountered along the way had already consumed all her SAN points.

"Then let's hold hands. This should make you feel more at ease." Kato Megumi suggested.

"Holding hands?" Xueno looked at Lin Hezhen eagerly.

"This……"

Lin Hezhen looked at the dim environment in the haunted house.

"Okay, let's hold hands then so we don't get separated."

He stretched out his hand and held Yukino's weak, boneless hand. It was smooth and white, with a hint of coolness.

Yukino felt as if her left hand was wrapped in a warm towel. She hadn't noticed before because she was wearing gloves at the dance, but it turned out that the man's hand was so big and so hot.

Her eyelashes trembled slightly, and she lowered her head deliberately not to look at him.

Lin He was about to move forward when suddenly, a slender and tender hand slipped into his free hand like a nimble fish.

Lin Hezhen hurriedly turned around to look.

Kato Megumi tilted his head slightly and whispered, "I'm a little scared too."

I really didn't see that.

Lin Hezhen stared at Hui's unnerved face and secretly complained in his heart.

However, if one sheep is being driven and two sheep are being herded, it doesn’t matter.

"Hold on, let's go." Lin Hezhen held a girl by the hand and strode toward the exit.

The haunted house smelled of hospital disinfectant, there was a gloomy wind, and the dim lights overhead flickered on and off.

"Hey, I seem to have stepped on something sticky. Is it blood?" Yukino's slightly trembling voice sounded in the darkness.

"I, I think I stepped on it too."

Lin Hezhen felt the two girls' hands tighten a little.

Not to mention Yukino, it’s really surprising that Megumi is also afraid of haunted houses.

There was obviously no fear on her face, but her body's subconscious reaction betrayed her.

This contrast makes her feel a little cute.

"Don't be afraid, that's not blood," Lin Hezhen comforted them. "Real blood smells fishy and rusty. These are just pigments."

As soon as he finished speaking, a gust of wind blew by with the smell of fish and rust.

"Crench."

A door nearby opened, revealing a morgue-like room.

It was filled with long cabinets containing corpses, some sealed, some partially exposed, with a woman's long hair or pale and bloody hands and feet hanging down.

There was also a white air-conditioning visible to the naked eye, floating out from the cabinet, mixed with the smell of fish, rust, and the pungent smell of formalin, spreading to the surroundings.

Yukino and Kei quickly held their breath and walked forward quickly.

Lin Hezhen commented casually: "It looks like that. If a woman with disheveled hair suddenly climbed out of the morgue, and then her buttocks got stuck by the cabinet door, it would be more like that."

He wasn't scared at all anyway.

When he was in the world of cultivating immortals, he had gone through mountains of corpses and seas of blood. He had destroyed countless real devils and ghost kings, so how could he be afraid of the props and actors in the little haunted house?

Didn’t you see those people’s chests rising and falling together?Alas, he is really unprofessional and can only deceive little girls like Yukino and Megumi.

Although he despised the haunted house in his heart, Lin Hezhen was in a pretty good state now.

The two girls carried him and walked quickly, their arms tightly wrapped around his arms like vines.

As he moved, the soft peaks squeezed and rubbed against his arms, a faint body fragrance lingered on his nose, and a strange feeling spread throughout his body, making people feel relaxed and happy.

The uncle who brought them here to play was right. In a place like a haunted house, it is indeed easy to enhance feelings. Some body movements that are usually impossible to do can become more reasonable in the haunted house.

"Clap clap clap."

There was a sound of stumbling footsteps behind him, and the sound of something crawling on the ground.

It was too dark to see clearly, but they instinctively felt that there were many ghosts chasing them.

"Yeah!" Kato Megumi suddenly called out in a low voice.

"What's wrong?" Lin Hezhen asked quickly.

"Yes, there is something trying to pull my ankle..."

Lin Hezhen turned around and was about to give the thing that looked like a "licker" a kick when he suddenly remembered the sign at the entrance of the haunted house, warning tourists not to punch or kick the actors.

"disease!"

A translucent pale golden light curtain appeared behind the three people, immediately blocking the chasing "demons" from behind.

The "Licker" stretched out his hand to touch the light screen, but at the moment of contact, the leather cover of his fingers suddenly burned.

"Ah, what is this?" the actor exclaimed and waved his hands desperately, trying to put out the flames on his hands.

Other actors also stopped in their tracks.

"How could it catch fire?"

"I do not know!"

Fortunately, the fire was not big. The actor took off his leather jacket and everyone stamped out the flames with one kick.

After such a delay, when I looked up again, I saw that the translucent light golden light curtain had disappeared, and Lin and Zhen had already disappeared.

"Did I see it wrong?" the actor murmured to himself.

"They probably ran out of the haunted house."

"That boy is lucky. He showed off his affection to the ghost and actually hugged him and played in the haunted house. Now give it to me and explode it!"

"Then what are we doing now, getting back to where we were and waiting?"

"We can scare those two JK girls in the back."