I just wanted to become an immortal and was forced to open a harem

"Ah, the one with long hair is not afraid at all, he keeps laughing."

"It doesn't matter, there's the one with short hair. She looks so choppy when she runs, tsk tsk tsk, it's really eye-catching."

Several people spoke to each other, disappearing in the darkness.

Not long after, Yuri Kawaka's extremely tragic screams were heard, as well as Yotsugami Miko's unrestrained laughter.

……

"Huh, I'm finally out." Lily Chuanhua walked out of the haunted house with tears in her eyes.

Just now, a large group of ghosts suddenly appeared inside and wanted to catch her. The scene really frightened her.

Now seeing the sunshine again, she was like a fish that had just emerged from the water, greedily breathing the air of the normal world.

"Here you are, coupons for donuts." The staff at the exit put two coupons in her hand.

"Is this the weight of life?" Lily Chuanhua sobbed as she took it.

She paid too much for these two coupons!

Lily Chuanhua secretly made up her mind to get her money back.

"You are exaggerating, Xiaohua." Jianzi complained while looking left and right, looking for traces of Lin and Zhen.

"Over there, let's follow him quickly." She pulled Xiaohua and ran towards the station.

“Oh, I haven’t bought my donuts yet!”

The two chased them to the station and saw the girl with a single ponytail waving goodbye to the other two and walking in the opposite direction.

Miko looked carefully and found that the ghost in front of her had not been annihilated.

Looks like it's not her, good, that eliminates a bad option.

Miko adjusts her tracking targets to black, long, straight girls and handsome boys.

Which of the two of them is the one with the ability to ward off evil spirits?

Mianzi thought about it and followed him.

Chapter 146 He wants to be taken care of, and she wants to live in his house

When they arrived at the station, Yuri Kawaka waved goodbye to Yotsuya Miko - her home was in another direction.

"See you tomorrow, Jianzi. It's rare to see you so interested in a boy. I wish you success in striking up a conversation."

"Ah, it's not like that... forget it, anyway, see you tomorrow, Xiaohua."

After bidding farewell to her friends, Yotsuya Miko followed Hayashi Kazuma and Yukino alone.

……

Lin Hezhen didn't ride a motorcycle today. Like Yukino, he chose to take the tram home.

They drank tea in the club classroom for a while after school, ate in the shopping street, and played in a haunted house. It was almost 7 o'clock now, just in time to catch up with the evening rush hour in Dongdu City.

The evening rush hour in Dongdu is later than in China because migrant workers who are keen on working often cannot go home immediately after work due to practical reasons such as overtime and socializing.

You have to work overtime at your work station for a while to make your boss think you are a good subordinate who works hard.

After working overtime, you can't go back immediately. You have to have dinner and drinks with your colleagues to show that you are a gregarious and good employee.

After eating, I still can’t go back immediately. I have to go to KTV or have a second round of drinks...

Anyway, there are various reasons to invade your free time.

And if someone protests: "I don't want to work overtime and socialize, I want to go home immediately after get off work."

Congratulations on making a name for yourself in the company. If you are named the "most unpopular employee", not only will your colleagues ostracize you, but even your boss will immediately put you on the layoff list.

Looking at it this way, it is not without reason that the fertility rate of islanders is the lowest in the world. Who has the time and energy to date and make babies after working and socializing outside all day?

Fortunately, Tianchao is not that perverted. It all depends on one's personal wishes whether to move up or down. As long as the tasks are completed during working hours, no one will mess around when you get home from get off work.

If so, you can consider changing your working environment to be far away from stupid people.If you really can't change your boss, then I wish you good luck. In order to survive, who is not gritting his teeth and carrying forward with heavy burdens?

After a while of random thoughts, Lin Hezhen and Yukino stepped off the tram when they arrived at the station.

"Huh, no matter how many times I sit on it, I still can't get used to it. There are so many people on the train." Yukino let out a small sigh of relief.

Lin Hezhen raised his eyebrows and said: "Is this unbearable? The evening rush hour is actually not bad, it lasts until late at night, and the crowd has been diverted. The morning rush hour is really packed into sardine cans, and station staff even need to push people inside You have to push hard to close the tram door."

"Besides, in that kind of environment where it's difficult to move, it's a good opportunity for C guys to show off their skills, such as accidentally getting their arms stuck in a girl's chest, standing close behind a female white-collar worker, and having sex with a sexy wife Face to face, huddled in a corner... in short, all kinds of situations can happen."

Yukino imagined the scene for a moment, and suddenly looked like she couldn't bear it: "Don't think I don't know, you are talking about the content of some dirty movies."

"Eh? Xueno, you actually watch dirty movies? You really can't tell the difference between a person and his appearance." Lin Hezhen pretended to be surprised.

"Who would go and see it? Well, I just saw someone talking about it occasionally on the Internet..." Yukino spoke softer and softer, and her face became the same color as the sunset on the horizon.

Today is an information society. As long as you have access to the Internet, you will be exposed to some dirty things. Only an electronic product idiot like Shinomiya Kaguya can develop a child who is ignorant of the world.

Lin Hezhen pretended to be serious and said: "Xue Nao, you are not visiting any kind of forum or website, are you? It seems that there are some problems with your youth health education and they need to be corrected."

"Oh, how do you want to correct it for me?" Yukino's eyes rolled, she cooperated with his acting and praised him.

Lin Hezhen pushed up the non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "Sure enough, we must first correct your arrogant character."

"Yukino, now that tsundere has faded away from the environment, let alone a tsundere with a sinister tongue and narcissism, putting it in a literary work is enough to drive away half of the readers, and it has become a reason for many people to abandon the book, and it has seriously reduced the number of subscriptions. It’s low.”

"Especially some incompetent authors who can't write the contrast between a tsundere character's transition from arrogance to coquettishness. They only try their best to exaggerate the venomous side, which actually tarnishes the charm of the originally shining character."

Yukino pointed her chin with her right index finger: "In that case, why not just write it down?"

"Yes, but I can't help it after I've already written it. So, Yukino, please show your shy, cute and exciting side and become my ideal heroine."

"Ah, I thought you enjoyed being verbally abused by me."

"There are only a few people with M attributes after all. In fact, modern society is under great pressure. Mortgage, education and medical care have become the three big mountains that weigh on the people of the island country. Since the bubble economy, the gender conflict has become serious. No one wants to know about an interesting person. The soul is dead, and everyone just wants to live a life of being taken care of by a beautiful girl and a rich woman.”

"It does sound reasonable. Kazuma, do you think so too?"

"I think that work is the act of exchanging labor for reward, so exchanging the least labor for the greatest reward is the optimal solution to work. Therefore, you only need to work a few hours at night to get generous rewards, The most ideal job without a doubt.”

"It's just that most men not only fantasize about being taken care of by a rich woman one day, but also hope that the one who takes care of him will be an outrageously beautiful woman. More importantly, he is the only man, and before that, it must be a Chu woman!"

"In addition to these hard conditions, gentleness and consideration, being obedient, being a little bird, always taking care of the self-esteem of a grown man, etc. are also essential."

"That sounds quite unreliable. Is there really such a beautiful and rich woman in the world?" Yukino complained.

"Why else would you be called 'daydreaming'?"

Yukino chuckled: "If one day there is a beautiful girl and a rich woman who wants to keep you, will you be willing?"

"Then you have to have such a beautiful girl and rich woman first."

"That's it."

Yukino suddenly stopped, approached Lin Hezhen, grabbed his tie with both hands, and pulled his face close to him, just like the forced kiss after the confession that night.

"Lin Hezhen, be taken care of by me, and then become something uniquely mine." She declared.

Just like a magician reciting a spell to summon heroic spirits, Lin Hezhen's heart skipped a beat.

"I am an immortal cultivator. Can you afford the cost of raising an immortal cultivator?" He asked softly.

"I'm willing to give everything I have." The girl said without wavering.

"What if I don't say enough?"

Yukino said slyly: "Then can I apply for installment payment? Or relay loan? Let our children continue to pay off the debt for me?"

Lin Hezhen smiled: "Those one or two are not enough, at least we need a football team."

"The request is a bit high, but I'll try my best. By the way, can this be considered your agreement?"

"Alas," Lin Hezhen sighed.

"After watching the battle between Kamo Akira and me that night, haven't you understood the weight of the four words 'There is a difference between immortals and mortals'?"

"Of course I know." Yukino lowered his head and bit his lip.

"But giving up without even making the most basic efforts is not my style." She raised her head suddenly, her eyes full of firm belief.

"You can't create anything, you can't get anything, you can't give anything. You just blindly pray for charity from others. In my opinion, that is just a fake, and what I want is not a fake."

"If the mountain doesn't come close to me, I will go close to the mountain. If as a mortal I am destined not to be with you, then, Lin Hezhen, I choose not to be a human being!"

Lin Hezhen was shocked when he heard this, fearing that she would suddenly take out the stone ghost face and knife and stab him.

Fortunately, Yukino was not Dior. After saying this, she let go of Lin Hezhen and thoughtfully helped him smooth out the wrinkles in his shirt.

"Shuten Doji sent someone to contact me. The Yuki Onna bloodline in my body has been fully awakened. As long as I am willing, they can teach me how to practice. I have already agreed." Yukino said lightly.

"The path of a demon cultivator is not easy." Lin Hezhen said seriously.

Yukino said stubbornly: "I'm not afraid of difficulties, I'm just afraid that they won't even give me a chance and will shut me out."

Lin Hezhen sighed: "Once you start practicing, you will gradually break away from the normal life of ordinary humans. One day you will part ways with your family and embark on a lonely and rugged path. Is this okay?"

"I have thought it over carefully, and my family also supports me." Yukino said without wavering.

"As for loneliness," she looked at Lin Hezhen with a smile that would eclipse even the sunset on the horizon, "as long as you are by my side, I will never be lonely."

Lin Hezhen looked at her deeply: "I will not stop for you."

Xueno shook his head slightly: "You just go ahead and turn into a star in the sky to point out the direction for me."

"I don't want to be a burden to you. For you, I want to become a better person. I will try my best to do this. I just want to prove that I am worthy of you."

Her frank words left Lin Hezhen speechless.

"We're almost home. You should go back first. I have something to go to the convenience store in front of."

He sighed again, feeling that he had sighed more today than in the entire previous month.

"Ok."

Yukino's eyes dimmed, and she wisely did not ask further questions, but walked silently to the apartment alone.

The back looked like a kitten abandoned by its owner.

……

Saying goodbye to Yukino, Lin Hezhen walked towards the nearby convenience store.

Yotsuya Miko observed carefully. After they separated, the ghosts near Yukino did not dissipate, while the evil spirits in front of Lin Hezhen turned into smoke.

Found it, this boy is the one with the ability to remove spirits.

She quickly followed.

Miko hurriedly chased after her, and when she turned the corner of the street, she ran into a warm embrace.

"Ah!" Miko was startled. When she looked up, the boy she was following was standing in front of her.

"You followed me all the way. Tell me, what do you want to do?" Lin Hezhen asked calmly.

"Ah, that, I..."

The follow-up was discovered by the real owner, and Miko suddenly became tongue-tied.

"If you don't speak, I'll leave." Lin Hezhen turned around directly.

"Please wait!" Mianzi hurriedly ran to him and stopped him.

"Um, can you see it?"

"Can you see it?" Lin Hezhen made a puzzled expression.

"That's right, can you see those things?" Mianzi pointed to the building not far away.

A strange and ferocious-looking evil spirit is clinging to the surface of the building.

"Isn't it just a building?" Lin Hezhen looked at the evil ghost with an expression that showed nothing unusual.

"Can't you see it?" Jianzi was disappointed.

She thought he was an expert with extraordinary power and could kill demons, but she didn't expect that he couldn't see evil spirits either.

However, all evil spirits within a 30-meter radius around him will be automatically eradicated. Even if he doesn't know it himself, this fact is unquestionable.

This is probably because of his special physique. Just like Xiaohua, he has a special physique that attracts evil spirits.

Jianzi thought secretly in his heart.