I just wanted to become an immortal and was forced to open a harem

"It means that you did have that thought before, but later changed your mind, Hotpot-kun."

"Do you like giving people nicknames so much?" Lin Hezhen shook his head.

It seems that all the beautiful girls with long black hair and straight lips he knows have sharp teeth and sharp mouths.

He had learned Yukinoshita Yukino's poisonous tongue skills before, and he was much better now, becoming more soft and cute, but before, he was really a thorny rose that pricked anyone he saw.

Shinomiya Kaguya is also good at the art of language, and she has a lot of inner activities. She is a brain-playing emperor. I have never seen how much Fujiwara Chika was slandered by her.

And the person in front of me is so rude to give others nicknames as soon as they meet. It makes people want to lift up her short skirt and slap her round buttocks wrapped in black pantyhose. , let her know what it means to respect others.

As for Mai Sakurajima, well, her venomous tongue is not called venomous. It is a massage of the soul, a spice of life, harmless teasing and jokes. In short, she is very cute.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu seemed to be afraid that Lin Hezhen would catch Yinglili and stew it, and stood between her and Lin Hezhen like an old hen guarding her young.

"Don't worry, even if I eat you, I won't eat her!" Lin Hezhen said angrily.

"You actually want to eat me?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu's face turned pale, as if Robinson Crusoe was shocked when he saw cannibals.

Lin Hezhen curled his lips: "You are too old, and the fat content is too high, so it shouldn't taste good."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu felt the veins on his forehead jump: "Old? Hahaha, if I remember correctly, I am only one year older than you."

"But domestic animals for human consumption will not be raised for more than 10 years, and must undergo strict breeding and quarantine. Wild humans like you who are over 18 years old are undoubtedly the most dangerous food. I don't dare to eat it." Lin Hezhen spread his hands.

"Hmph, if you really dare to eat it, I will call the police immediately." Kasumigaoka Shiyu crossed his arms in front of his chest, highlighting the two peaks even more majestic.

Lin Hezhen glanced at her and thought to himself: "Thank you for crossing over from the orthodox world of immortality. In those weird worlds of immortality, cultivators used living people to refine elixirs and weapons, and chewed their fingers as snacks. It abounds.”

"By the way, why did you say my fat content is too high?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu bit her silver teeth, obviously very worried about this statement.

Lin Hezhen said calmly: "Don't worry, although your body fat rate exceeds the standard, you are very fat. You will never cut corners where you should accumulate fat, and you will never add superfluity where you should be slender. Believe me, any advice Girls you lose weight are jealous of your figure.”

Regarding this point, Ying Lili has a saying about MMP that I don’t know whether to say or not.

"Eh? Is this, are you praising me? I'll say the ugly things first. Even if you flatter me so hard, I won't have the slightest affection for you." Kasumigaoka Shiyu said with a blush on his face.

Lin Hezhen glanced at her speechlessly: "Senior Kasumigaoka... unexpectedly has high attack and low defense."

"Where are you talking about the outdated cute character?"

"Aren't you standing right in front of me, a model worker who loves his job and is dedicated to his job?"

"Hmph, I don't know what you are talking about, but I am really dedicated. I often stay up late to write light novels, so I can only catch up on sleep during class during the day. As a result, even the top spot in the grade was snatched away by Mai Sakurajima. .”

"Understandable."

Under the careful guidance of Lin Hezhen, Mai Sakurajima has entered the Qi training period.After exercising, her brain has been deeply developed, and she can crush ordinary people without training like an adult bullying a child.

"Okay, I believe you are no longer a weirdo who likes to eat dog meat." Kasumigaoka Shiyu waved her hand.

"Weirdo? Please apologize to the people in Cochin, Vietnam, Bang, America, Lao, and Lao countries. Dogs are also domestic animals. Why can't they be eaten?"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu's face darkened: "Okay, after all, you still want to make this little golden retriever into dog meat hot pot."

"How can I? I don't eat dog meat myself. I'm just defending other people's right to eat dog meat."

"There is no basis for what you say. In short, this little guy must not be handed over to you."

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Yinglili lay on the ground dejectedly.

"Grumble-"

Her stomach rumbled like thunder.

"Can you two wait until I'm full before we argue?" she said weakly.

Chapter 232 Taking Yinglili home

"I was so busy talking to you that I forgot to feed the little guy."

Kasumigaoka Shiu took out the dog food she bought from the convenience store, poured it into a disposable carton, and placed it in front of Eiri.

Ying Lili looked at the brown dog food in front of her, a little confused.

She leaned closer and sniffed with her little nose.

There is a faint fishy smell, which doesn't feel very delicious.

But she was so hungry that she had to force herself to eat.

Yinglili stuck out her tongue, rolled up a few grains of dog food and put them in her mouth to chew.

With a "yue" sound, she couldn't help but vomit.

Yinglili is a dog transformed from a human, but she is not a real dog. Her taste and eating habits are still the same as those of humans.

This dog food is extremely fishy, ​​has no salty taste, and is slightly bitter, making it really hard to swallow.

"Hey, why did this little golden retriever vomit? Is it sick?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu asked in surprise.

Lin Hezhen couldn't stand it anymore: "Isn't it obvious? She doesn't like the food you bought."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu wondered: "Why? This is already the highest-end dog food in convenience stores."

"Because she is not an ordinary dog. You wait, I will buy her some food."

After that, Lin Hezhen walked into the convenience store and selected some snacks such as oden, tempura, and grilled sausages from the deli counter.

Seeing him come out holding these foods, Kasumigaoka Shiyu's delicate eyebrows knitted together.

"How can you give a dog food that is eaten by humans? Didn't you know that dogs will lose hair if they eat salt?"

Lin Hezhen said disapprovingly: "Before the advent of dog food, dogs always ate what humans ate, and no dog became bald."

He squatted in front of Ying Lili and fed her the oden with a wooden skewer.

Yingli took one bite and ate happily, her little tail wagging behind her.

Seeing her gobbling up the food, Lin Hezhen couldn't help but smile and pat her head: "Eat slowly."

He unscrewed another bottle of mineral water and put it into the straw, and then a magical scene appeared. Kasumigaoka Shiyu saw this little golden retriever drinking water through a straw like a human being.

"This puppy is so smart, I must adopt it." Kasumigaoka Shiyu's eyes flashed with excitement and curiosity.

She reached out to catch Yinglili, lifted her gently, and held her in her arms.

Yinglili was enjoying her meal when suddenly she jumped into the air, which scared her so much that she immediately let out a "Ouch~".

"Here, let my sister check you out. Are you a male or a female?"

Ignoring Eiri's desperate struggle, Kasumigaoka Shiyu turned her over with her belly facing the sky. While looking at her carefully, she stretched out her green-white jade fingers and groped the puppy's plush belly.

"Let me go! You perverted female hooligan!" Yinglili yelled crazily.

Even as a dog, it is extremely humiliating to be touched and touched in broad daylight.

Moreover, Kasumigaoka Shiu's pair of big OΠs were still squeezing the little dog's space, making her unable to breathe.

Yinglili really hates this fat woman with big breasts and black stockings.

She was openly subjected to such shame and humiliation, Ying Lili's icy blue eyes were filled with tears of humiliation.

"Yes, it's a female." After getting the answer, Kasumigaoka Shiyu retracted her claws with satisfaction.

Yinglili quickly jumped from her arms to the ground and yelled "woof woof woof" at Kasumigaoka Shiyu.

Of course, no one except Lin Hezhen can understand it.

"This little thing is quite shy."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu didn't know that she had completely annoyed Eirili, but she was still covering her mouth and laughing.

"Just come home with me. Well, what name would you like? How about 'Musashi'?"

"I'm still 'Kojiro'! Who will go home with you, you big-breasted monster!" Eirili said angrily.

Lin Hezhen couldn't listen anymore and had to interrupt Kasumigaoka Shiyu's self-feeling speech.

"This puppy doesn't want to follow you at all. It's better to let her follow me. I'm more suitable to be her master than you."

When Kasumigaoka Shiyu heard that Lin Hezhen dared to NTR her in front of her, he immediately became angry.

"How do you know she doesn't want to? I think it's ridiculous for you, a dog meat connoisseur, to adopt her."

Lin Hezhen rolled his eyes: "Then let her decide by herself, follow her or follow me?"

"The puppy must like me more." Kasumigaoka Shiyu stood in front of Eirili with a hopeful look on her face, hoping that she would "throw herself into her arms".

However, Yinglili's eyes did not fall on her at all, but stared at Lin Hezhen without blinking.

She had already recognized that Lin Hezhen was the pervert who attacked her in the women's room at the party held at Shinomiya's house that day.

However, he is a transcendent person who can understand what he is saying and promises to help him restore his human form in the future.

Even if the hope is slim, this is the only choice before her, and Yinglili doesn't want to give up this opportunity.

Therefore, she ran to Lin Hezhen without hesitation and squatted at his feet.

"How could this happen?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu watched with disappointment as Lin Hezhen picked up the puppy.

"It seems that she likes me more than you. That's it. Goodbye, Kasumigaoka-senpai."

Lin Hezhen tucked Yinglili under his arm and turned to leave the convenience store.

"What's wrong with this world? Some people even steal dogs from me!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu muttered, full of complaints.

"I can't even win when I rob a dog, so from now on I have to lose when I rob a man? Damn it, how could I be so defeated by a dog?"

The unwillingness drove Kasumigaoka Shiyu to follow Lin Hezhen and soon arrived at the apartment where he lived.

Only then did she realize that this fellow student lived very close to her home, so it was no wonder that the two met in the same convenience store.

"Why are you following me?" Lin Hezhen turned around and glanced at this strange woman.

"I want to supervise you to raise the puppy well." Kasumigaoka Shiyu said plausibly.

Lin Hezhen retorted: "You'd better take care of yourself first. I've always lived by myself, and I have a cat at home. Isn't it easy to take care of a puppy? On the contrary, it's you. At first glance, you have a bright appearance and the ability to take care of yourself. What a mess of a woman.”

"Wha, what?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu's face showed a frightened expression, and he crossed his arms across his chest.

"Are you spying on me? Or are you installing a camera in my room?"

Lin Hezhen said disdainfully: "Is there any need to peek? You can tell by looking at your hands. They are so white and your skin is so delicate. You haven't even washed the dishes at home."

"Pervert, you keep staring at girls' hands?"

"Otherwise? Is it normal for others to stare at you from the neck down and salute you?"

"Rogue, I'm going to call the police."

"Please, just in time for the police to take away you, the female stalker."

After that, Lin Hezhen stopped talking to her and walked into the apartment with Ying Lili in his arms.

"Tsk." Kasumigaoka Shiyu looked at his back and stamped her feet irritably.

For some reason, she had a natural affinity for that little golden retriever. Looking at her adorable appearance, she couldn't help but want to tease her. This was also the reason why Kasumigaoka Shiu wanted to adopt Eiri.

Now watching Ying Lili being taken away by Lin Hezhen, she felt as if she was lost, just like an old father who had his daughter taken away by a wild boy.

"No, I can't just give up. What if my junior treats the puppy badly? I have to supervise him."

Thinking of this, Kasumigaoka Shiyu seemed to have found a suitable excuse for her behavior, and quickly followed Lin Hezhen into the elevator.

"Senior sister, if you continue like this, I'm really going to call the police." Lin Hezhen looked at him speechlessly.

"Did Junior Lin hide something shameful at home? Are you so unwilling to welcome me as a guest?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu curled her temples with her fingers to calm herself down.

"How could it be? It's such a joy to have friends from far away."

"That's good."

"I just hope that Miss Kasumigaoka will not be an uninvited guest again in the future."

"What does it matter? It's familiar again. Besides, I didn't come to see you at all. I came to see Musashi."

"Wang Wang!"

Yinglili loudly refuted this very dated and tasteless name.

"Shh, you can't be so rude. You have to show respect to those who are older than you. After all, they grew up watching Pokémon when they were young." Lin Hezhen said earnestly to educate Yingli.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"I know you don't like this name, and I certainly won't call you 'Musashi'."