I just wanted to become an immortal and was forced to open a harem

"Wang Wang!"

"You hate this woman and don't want her to come with you? Alas, everyone else has come..."

One person and one dog were actually having a conversation, but Kasumigaoka Shiu couldn't understand what Eiri was saying at all.

So in her eyes, everything was directed and acted by Lin Hezhen, using the dog to understand her.

"Hey, don't go too far!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu was so angry that the peaks and ridges on his chest rose and fell, which was very eye-catching.

"What did I do?" Lin Hezhen looked innocent.

"Didn't you just mock me?"

"How could I? The dog said so."

"You also know she's a dog!"

"I advise you not to underestimate her. Her name is Yinglili. She was originally a high school student's book painter. Unfortunately, she was magically transformed into a golden retriever by a wizard. Although her body has turned into a dog, her mind is still as good as before. She is an outstanding person. A beautiful girl who doesn’t hold back—there is only one truth!”

"Do you think I haven't watched Conan?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu said frantically, "Anyway, don't try to drive me away!"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu was inspired by him to have a rebellious mentality, and she was even more reluctant to leave, so she followed him all the way to the door of her house.

"Why is it so noisy outside?"

Shinomiya Kaguya, who had just moved to live next door to Lin Hezhen, heard a voice and opened the door, and met Kasumigaoka Shiu's eyes.

Well, the same black hair, the same black stockings, the same red eyes.

However, Kasumigaoka Shiha completely crushed Shinomiya Kaguya in terms of height and breast volume, making her feel the oppression and contempt from the top of the food chain.

All I can say is that the taste is really sour.

Shinomiya Kaguya looked at Kasumigaoka Shiu's proud breasts and was stunned, even forgetting to breathe.

what is this?

How could such unscientific things exist in the world?

Why can she walk around with two indescribable balls of flesh on her head calmly?

What about gravity?Why is it so big and so strong?This does not comply with the rules of physics!

In an instant, Shinomiya Kaguya broke through her defense.

She looked down at the pair of steamed dumplings that she had managed to squeeze out after practicing, and she felt deeply the Creator's favoritism.

I have the same black hair and red eyes, but I turn out to be a high-end wife, but I am a lowly wife. How unfair is the world?

Shinomiya Kaguya was so stimulated that she almost broke the doorknob in her excitement.

"Who is this?"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu looked at Shinomiya Kaguya and asked curiously.

Hayashi Kazuma briefly introduced: "Kaguya Shinomiya, my classmate and neighbor. Kaguya, this is senior Shiwa Kasumigaoka of the third grade."

"Hello, Shinomiya-san." Kasumigaoka Shiyu took the initiative to say hello.

"Okay!" Shinomiya Kaguya said every word.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu leaned into Lin Hezhen's ear: "Why is your classmate and neighbor so weird?"

"No matter how weird it is, I'm not as weird as you. You actually followed a stranger home who you've only met twice. Your safety awareness is not as good as that of a kindergarten kid." Lin Hezhen looked disgusted.

"Hey, do you think I want to? If you hadn't insisted on taking away 'Musashi', I wouldn't have followed you."

Lin Hezhen corrected: "Her name is 'Eiri', not 'Musashi'."

"Is this the name you gave her? 'Yinglili', it's pretty good."

Lin Hezhen ignored her and opened the door directly and entered the house.

"Meow~"

An orange flesh ball ran over from the living room with enchanting steps.

"Oops, I forgot to buy you cat food." Lin Hezhen slapped his head.

Originally, he went to the convenience store to buy cat food for the Laughing Cat.

As a result, he was interrupted by Eiri Riri and Kasumigaoka Shiyu, but he forgot about it.

"Forget it, you can just eat the cat rice I made tonight. By the way, this is our new partner, called 'Yinglili'. You two should get along well."

Lin Hezhen placed Yinglili on the floor.

"Meow, meow, meow!" Buxiaomao yelled crazily at Lin Hezhen.

Because there are outsiders around, it's hard for it to speak human language directly, but Lin Hezhen can understand it anyway.

[Did you really bring home a wild dog from outside? ] The Bu Smiling Cat’s eyes widened.

"What a wild dog? I picked it up at the door of a convenience store. It is now my pet. Don't bully others." Lin Hezhen warned.

[Damn it, the master’s spiritual pet can only be me! 】 Buxiaomao started to get into trouble like a jealous little daughter-in-law.

Lin Hezhen had no choice but to comfort it and said: "Yinglili is only staying with us temporarily. She is not my spiritual pet."

[Okay, I can only stay for a short time. 】The Laughing Cat finally let go.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu looked at the fat orange cat and said worriedly: "Junior Lin, do you have a cat at home? It looks like it has a bad temper. Will it fight with Yinglili?"

"It's okay, I already warned it."

"How can you, a little kitten, understand human speech?"

[You don’t understand human language, you humanoid cow! ] The non-smiling cat counterattacked with "meow meow meow".

Lin Hezhen patted his trouser legs and stood up: "Okay, you have seen the situation. Can you please go back home? I still have to cook for the pets."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu rolled her eyes and flatly refused: "That's not possible. Who knows whether you cook for it or use it to cook? I want to stay here and keep an eye on you."

Chapter 233 Attack of Hayasaka Ai

"Okay, if you want to take care of it so much, then go and cook for Ying Lili." Lin Hezhen sat on the sofa and crossed his legs.

"Why do you want me to cook? I'm not bragging. I don't even cook my own food at home." Kasumigaoka Shiyu puffed up her chest and said.

Lin He was speechless: "You still want to keep a dog like this?"

"I can feed it dog food." Kasumigaoka Shiyu said confidently.

"Uh..." Yinglili shuddered.

Fortunately, she wasn't taken home by this woman, otherwise she would have lived a life of despair eating nothing but dog food.

Lin Hezhen rubbed his hair and decided to tell her the truth.

"Actually, she is not a dog, but a beautiful girl who was turned into a dog by an evil mage. I heard her voice and decided to help her."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu's eyes lit up: "Oh, does it take a kiss of true love to lift the curse on her?"

"This is not a fairy tale." Lin Hezhen's head was filled with dark thoughts.

"Then she should be adopted by me. After all, dogs and scissors are essential things for a writer." Kasumigaoka Shiyu made a "click" gesture.

"You must have read too many light novels." Lin Hezhen shook his head and secretly compared the characters of Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Natsuno Kirihime.

Well, they are all beauties with long black hair, tall figures, red eyes, and sexy ladies. The only difference is Kasumigaoka Shiha's overwhelming breast volume.

"It is impossible to read too many books. How many books do you think there are in the world? The answer is infinite, because new books will be born every day. As long as human civilization continues, books will be born and increase. Reading books is Challenge the infinite." Kasumigaoka Shiyu said eloquently.

Lin Hezhen nodded lightly: "It makes sense. If I remember correctly, you also contributed a light novel to human civilization. "Metronome of Love" has been completed, congratulations."

"You know?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu raised his eyebrows in surprise.

"Of course, I am your loyal fan, Teacher Kasumi Shiko."

Hearing this, Yinglili immediately opened her mouth: "Liar, she is the teacher Kasumi Shiko who wrote "Love Metronome"?"

Ying Lili is also an otaku addicted to ACGN, so she naturally also reads light novels. She also likes this well-received youth daily campus love novel very much.

She never expected that she would meet the author of her favorite novel under such circumstances.

In the past, she might have used the name "famous painter Eri Kashiwagi" to make friends, but now, she is just a golden retriever puppy who can only "wow, woof, woof".

When she thought of this, Yinglili felt depressed. The whole person, no, the whole dog lay on the sofa without energy, even the tail was wilted, like an eggplant beaten by frost.

Seeing her dejected look, Lin Hezhen said to Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "Since Teacher Kasumigaoka is here, why don't you sign your name for me and my dog?"

"Where to sign?"

"How about signing it on her belly?" Lin Hezhen pointed at Ying Lili and said.

"You bad guy, I knew you had bad intentions when you brought me back!" Ying Lili protested angrily.

"She doesn't seem to be happy." Kasumigaoka Shiyu guessed.

Lin Hezhen made nonsense: "No, she was happy, but she was just too happy, so she barked twice to express her excitement."

Then Yinglili immediately closed her mouth, turned around and ran away.

While she was running away, she accidentally stepped over the food bowl of Buxiaomao, causing all the cat food left in it to spill to the ground.

"Meow!"

Just hearing a roar, the Smiling Cat sprang out from the corner like lightning.

It came to Yinglili, its two hind legs supported its body, and stood up. Its two front paws showed sharp nails, and it opened its bow from left to right, scratching several bloody marks on Yinglili's body.

"It hurts!!!" Ying Lili burst into tears.

"I told you to step on my rice bowl! You, a newcomer, dare to run wild on my territory. Do you know who is the boss here?" Buxiaomao said viciously.

"Uuuuuuuuuah...why does every cat I meet hit me?"

These few times, before Kasumigaoka Shiyu could react, Eirili was beaten.

For a while, all I could hear was dogs crying and cats barking in the living room, which was very lively.

"Your cat really bullied Yinglili!"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu quickly picked up Eiri and checked the wounds on her body, showing a distressed expression.

"Dafu, you have to be more open-minded like the former prime minister of the island country. Isn't it just a little cat food? Sprinkle it, and I will make you a seafood dinner to improve the food."

Lin Hezhen painstakingly educated his spiritual pet: "In this world, whether you are a human or a cat, you must not be too small-minded, otherwise, others will be more open-minded to you, do you understand?"

The Laughing Cat thought of the fate of the former prime minister of the island country and nodded repeatedly: "Okay, as long as you don't favor her, I won't target her."

"Don't worry, you will always come first in my heart."

Lin Hezhen felt a little tired. How could he coax a cat? It felt like coaxing a girlfriend?

Although this one is also a female cat, she still has some time to go before she can transform.

However, we can look forward to it. After the Laughing Cat transforms, will it be Cat Lady Lolita or Cat Lady Royal Sister?

Or maybe a Koroko girl who can control herself, like Shinobu Oshino, has multiple forms, enough to satisfy all of LSP's delusions.

"Do you have a first-aid kit at home? I want to treat Eiri's wound, otherwise it will be bad if it gets infected." Kasumigaoka Shiyu asked.

"No." Lin Hezhen said dryly.

Isn’t a random treatment technique used by cultivators more effective than modern medicine?

We are all serious immortal cultivators, who would keep such useless gadgets at home?Unless it’s just a whim and you want to do medical cosplay.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu thought for a moment and said, "Well, let me go next door to your house and ask. There should be a first aid kit in the house of that classmate Kaguya Shinomiya."

"I don't know about that." Lin Hezhen shook his head.

"I'll ask." Kasumigaoka Shiyu turned around and walked outside.

"Ding bell," she rang the doorbell.

However, the person who opened the door was not Shinomiya Kaguya as she expected.

"Who are you looking for?" Ai Hayasaka, dressed as a butler, asked politely.

"Uh, isn't this the home of Kaguya Shinomiya?" Kasumigaoka Shiu asked in surprise.

"So the guest is here to see Miss Kaguya? Sorry, I am Miss Kaguya's personal butler Hasaka."

I saw Ai Hayasaka wearing a black men's wig, a pair of glasses in front of her sky-blue eyes, a white shirt and a black butler's uniform, looking elegant.