Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

"The foolish beast that turned its back on the north wind will not be easily forgiven even if the wind god himself comes."

No, I will forgive you, and I am right in front of you.Of course, Arthur could only think about this in his heart. Seeing this, he and Ying hid aside to watch the show.

It's a pity that there are no watermelons and melon seeds, otherwise, at this time, I could eat melons while watching Wendy's embarrassment in front of me.

"Well..."

Wendy, on the other hand, heard what the nun said and was a little embarrassed for a moment, but for the sake of Tewarin, she had no choice but to continue.

"Uh...well, big sister~~"

"If it doesn't work, it won't work, little poet."

Even in the face of Wendy's coquettishness, the nun had no intention of agreeing with him.

On the other hand, hearing Wendy in front of her made her eldest sister feel incredibly happy, but she thought it was too ridiculous, so she hid the idea.

Seeing that she still couldn't borrow the piano at this point, Wendy could only sigh and wanted to choose a showdown.

"Hey, I really can't help it. I can't hide it anymore. My devout believer, rejoice! The person in front of you is the wind god Barbatos himself!"

Seeing the speechless nun in front of her, Wendy thought that the nun was frightened when she saw her apparent identity, and then continued.

"Are you shocked? Are you so shocked that you want to cry? How about finally meeting the god you serve? Are you very touched?"

The nun didn't look moved at all. She was startled by Wendy's words just now, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't associate the person in front of her with the Wind God. She could only treat it as a child's joke.

"If there's nothing else, I'll go back and continue working on the church documents."

"ah..."

After saying that, the nun left, leaving Wendy looking in disbelief.

That is to say, the system is not a system for collecting famous scenes, otherwise I would take a screenshot and save it now, and then name it under the picture the shameful Fengshen himself.

Chapter 20 Borrowing the Piano

"Hey, nun, she left without looking back."

When the nun left, Arthur and Ying also came to Wendy's side.

"However, I have actually achieved my intended purpose. At least she did not deny that the Cathedral houses the Sky Piano."

"So, you two are the most popular new members of the Knights. How about you come and give it a try?"

"So, do you want to try it?"

Arthur glanced at the screen. To be honest, the probability of being able to borrow the Sky Piano was about 0, but for some reason, he knew it was impossible to borrow the Piano, but when Wendy asked them to give it a try, he thought in his heart , don't try, it's a waste of time, but actually didn't say anything, but left the choice to Ying.

Don’t underestimate the determination of people who have fun just to watch the fun!

"Okay, let me try it."

Ying didn't think about dragging Arthur along. Looking at Arthur who was full of interest in front of her, she didn't know why, but she felt that she would lose something if the two of them went together, so Ying walked towards the nun alone. next to.

This time it was Arthur and Wendy's turn to watch the show. Knowing that the ending must be failure, Arthur watched with even more interest as he walked towards the nun's screen.

But the way of heaven is reincarnation, and no matter who God spares, one day, the people who play music will also become the music itself.

But at this time, Arthur and Wendy were hiding aside and watching Xing Xing.

"Wind God bless you."

Gotlind, the nun just now, had just found an excuse to leave Wendy, and then she was found again. She saw that the person in front of her was a popular honorary knight of the Knights, but she was not the same as when she first met Wen. Dee is as bland.

"Hello."

"Ah... you are the new member of the Knights of the West Wind, right? Why are you here? Is it official business assigned by the acting captain?"

Facing Gotlinde's inquiry, Ying told the lie she had just made up on the road.

"Well, the Knights want to borrow the Sky Piano."

"Really? I don't doubt you, but there was a suspicious poet who came to borrow the piano earlier. He was talking nonsense and dared to call himself Barbatos. He must have bad intentions."

Gottlind did not directly suspect that the borrowed piano was fake, but she complained about Wendy borrowing the piano before. As a devout believer, she did not criticize the gods who pretended to be her own, or directly called the Knight of the West Wind. The group captured Wendy because of Gotlind's very amiable personality as a nun.

On the other hand, Wendy, who was hiding aside, was a little embarrassed when she heard what the nun said. Arthur looked at Wendy next to him with a suppressed smile, which was worthy of being a representative of embarrassment.

Then the nun complained, and then continued to introduce the lending procedures of the Sky Piano to Ying.

"There are regulations on the use of the Sky Piano. Currently it can only be used during the Badminton Festival. The head of the group, the bishop, and the public representatives need to negotiate and agree and sign the document when renting it out."

"So, where are the Knights' documents?"

"Been eaten by Pamon."

"Anyway, the documents are necessary. If there's nothing else, please excuse me. Ha, I've been really busy lately."

The nun didn't suspect that this famous person was also here to deceive Qin, but this was not part of her job originally. After explaining the process, she planned to do her job.

This time Gotlind was not just perfunctory like she was perfunctory with Wendy, but actually left to complete her work.

Seeing that the nun had left his sight, Yingye returned to Arthur and Wendy, intending to continue discussing the next plan.

Arthur and Wendy could hear clearly from the sidelines that the Sky Piano was Mondstadt's most precious treasure. If you wanted to lend it out, you needed documents from three parties. Not to mention who the people's representatives were, even the bishop's documents couldn't be obtained. , even if it is Captain Qin’s document, as the acting leader of the Knights of the West Wind, it is impossible to agree just because of Wendy’s remarks.

In the end, we still reached a dead end. Originally, Wendy thought that even if she couldn't get the money, there was still hope for Arthur to lobby for it. However, since it required three-party documents and procedures, the formal way was blocked.

"It seems that borrowing money will not work anymore, so we have to resort to tricks."

"Today we fully respect free will. Tell me, how do you like to use tricks?"

Ying regrets a little now. Why did she believe this guy's words in the first place? Now she has the urge to punch him. What's the trick? Just say it's not stealing. She still has free will. Isn't it because she has no choice but to show it off? What?

"Forget it, I'll just go."

At this point, what can you say? The only clue can't end here. Now that it's reached this point, we can only do nothing.

Wendy was interrupted by Arthur just as she was about to say her arrangement.

"Actually, there's no need to steal it. Let's go back to the tavern to discuss it first. There are many people outside and it's not appropriate to talk outside."

Then he took Ying and Wendy back to the hotel and Arthur's room.

The few people heard Arthur saying that people have too many eyes, but they didn't say anything more. After all, what they did was indeed not legal. If they were reported, they would really fall short.

After returning to the room, Arthur locked the door before continuing to talk.

"Speaking of which, the Sky Piano is originally a thing of the God of Wind. If the God of Wind comes, even if he doesn't follow the rules, the church won't stop it."

"That's what I said, but didn't I admit that I was a wind god from the beginning, but the nun didn't believe it."

Wendy knew that what Arthur said was indeed correct, but the problem was that she was the God of Wind, and she had revealed her identity. The problem was that no one believed her, and instead she was regarded as a liar.

"Yes, yes, speaking of which, Wendy said that she is Barbatos."

"Yes, I said so."

Wendy was stunned for a moment when she heard that she was talking about her identity again. She really had no intention of hiding it anymore. After all, her background was about to be exposed, and she had no intention of hiding it. After all, there would be a showdown sooner or later, otherwise How could a bard know the Wind Demon Dragon and awaken it?

"Hmph, useless guy."

Hearing that Wendy had admitted her identity, Ying was just scornful and said nothing more. Instead, she was already thinking about how to steal the piano. After all, the God of Wind was too unreliable.

Arthur didn't expect Ying to say such things, but her personality was a bit different from the Ying he knew. How should I put it, if at first he felt that Ying was a simple mute, then he later found that Ying was becoming more and more disdainful. But there seems to be no inconsistency.

"So, just let them believe it."

"Huh? Didn't I reveal my identity? How can I make them believe it when I've reached this point?"

Wendy was a little curious as to what Arthur meant by this.

But Ying on the side seemed to understand something, while Paimon and Wendy on the side were just as curious as to what Arthur was going to say.

"Don't be in a hurry. It may not be easy to understand if you tell me slowly. Let's find a place where there are few people. You will understand after you take a look."

Chapter 21 Wind God?Style?Wendy?Wendy?

So as soon as a few people entered the room and their buttocks were still hot, they walked out of the hotel and returned to Fengqi Land.

"Speaking of which, we have walked all the way around, from the hotel to the church entrance square to Fengqi Di, then to the church and then back to the hotel, and then to Feng Qi Di again. After a while, we had to go to pick up the piano and then go back to the church. Why? Why don’t we discuss it here from the beginning?”

"Hey." Here is Fengshen pretending to be stupid.

"Hey." This was Arthur who was only thinking of having fun.

"Hey." This is the voice that, although I don't know why, kept repeating.

"Hey, what the hell is that!"

As we all know, the repeater virus is contagious. Everyone is a repeater, just like everyone is a pigeon. No one can control not to click that +1.

"Ahem, stop making trouble. So, Arthur, what do you want to do? I can't prove my identity. After all, my management method for Mondstadt has always been to let Monddo free and give him freedom. Now my The limit of my strength is just blowing the wind. I can't call the other four wind guardians over."

Wendy wanted to know what Arthur was thinking. After all, after becoming the God of Wind, he almost never missed a face. He was either sleeping or wandering around as Wendy as a bard. He didn't leave enough for the church to prove himself. Method.

The only records left behind may be the Seven-Sky God Statue and the church's records about his divine clothing and weapons.

Arthur didn't show off anymore. When he arrived at Fengqi Land and saw no one around, he directly converted part of the divine power in his body into Honkai energy. Then the color of the wings behind his back and pupils also gradually changed, to about half of the power. At that time, I stopped, then opened the system and found the prop that I drew in the last lottery.

Gaia foundation.

Although I haven't used this item since I picked it up last time, it is an item that appears in the later stages of Zhanmei, and its ability is also very simple and easy to understand.

When held, the appearance can be freely changed, including but not limited to clothes, and 100% of the appearance data can be completely copied. In addition to being ineffective when separated from the prop, it can be called a god's prop in the cross-dressing world.

Why did you take out this prop?

As we all know, the Honkai Impact world and Teyvat are inextricably linked. In addition, the painters and designers are originally from the same group of people. As the first god to appear among the Seven Gods, Wendy of Genshin Impact and Wendy of Honkai Impact are completely different. It can be regarded as a co-existence. If there is nothing obvious about Wendy in Beng 3, then the outfit worn by Wendy in Beng 2 is almost completely incompatible with Wendy's divine outfit in Genshin Impact.

In addition, although the God of Wind has not appeared for a long time, it has been recorded in ancient books. At least in the war 500 years ago, there is a record of Wendy's divine costume. In addition, the statue of the Seven Heavens God is female. It’s made with a unique appearance, so there’s nothing wrong with playing Wendy as the god of wind.

So relying on the effect of Gaia foundation, I used Honkai Impact 2's Wendy as a blueprint to construct the appearance, and then the features left behind by Honkai Impact happened to be very similar to the features of Fengshen, making it a perfect cosplay.

Then Arthur discovered that the impact of using Feng Lv was not limited to the wings and eyes. Because he chose to copy Wendy's skin, the tight clothes he wore before disappeared. As the skin was exposed, he found that There are traces similar to those caused by the erosion of Honkai energy. The cyan traces are not like the evil of the dead soldiers, but like the power of gods, which makes people sink.

Speaking of which, the Herrscher who destroyed the world originally had a view of purifying the world, but it was only later that it was gradually recognized as a mechanism for filtering the world.

After the transformation, the Gaia foundation is imitated into a light cyan harp, held in the hand, so that it does not look obtrusive and just enough to prevent the Gaia foundation from breaking away and ending the transformation.

"Wow, so, Arthur, are you really not the God of Wind himself?"

Paimon looked at Arthur. Although his acquaintance experience with several people told him that the person in front of him was the person who was almost cooked in the Qiuqiu tribe, but his current dress was better than that of Wendy next to him who only knew how to laugh. More like a wind god.

Ying looked at Arthur, who was dressed in a fashionable style, and then at Wendy, who was dressed in a green minstrel costume next to her. "As expected, Arthur, you are the god of wind, right? This Wendy is actually your dependent? Is it the other three?" Someone from the Guardian of the Four Winds?"

Wendy: "???"

To be honest, if Wendy could not use her thousands of years of memory to tell herself that she was indeed the God of Wind, she would have doubted whether Arthur was the God of Wind and she was the fake.

"Hey, hey? What's going on? Why are you more like the God of Wind than me!"

Arthur ignored Wendy's complaints, relied on Honkai energy to float in the air, and then slowly activated the remaining half of the divine power in his body.

A faint light slowly bloomed in Arthur's body, and then some light spots and breezes caused by the leakage of energy due to the different power systems of divine power and Honkai energy also slowly burst out.

Paimon and Ying were more convinced that Arthur was actually the God of Wind pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, and then experiencing the sentiments of the people. However, Wendy was completely dumbfounded this time. Who is the God of Wind? If it was just a similar appearance, then now, this person The majestic yet amiable aura (divine power buff), the breeze floating in the body (the influence of Wind Rhythm Honkai Energy), and the faint golden light (divine power leaked, a required course for pretending to be a magic stick).

Wendy suddenly felt that she had touched the fish too hard, causing Fengshen to iterate, and she didn't know it?But the heart of God in my body proves that the God of Wind has no iteration, and I am still the God of Wind.

"Well, that's probably it. How about, if you pick up the piano like this, the church will definitely believe it."

Arthur made all the preparations he could think of, but seeing the strange looks in the eyes of the three people in front of him, and the fact that the three of them didn't say another word for a long time, the situation was a little awkward for a while.

Ying, who had experienced many battles, immediately came to his senses, looked at the 'Wind God' in front of him, and said slowly: "So Arthur, you are Barbatos. In that case, why don't you show your identity in the church from the beginning? Yeah, let this singer pretend to be a wind god to waste time."

"Pfft, you're a fake Fengshen, you're a singer, you're wasting your time." Wendy felt like a sharp thorn was stabbed into her heart, and suddenly her vision went dark, as if there was nothing worth clinging to in the world.

"That's right. I didn't expect the Wind God to be around. It had already been like this. Why did I go to the three ruins and look for the 'Hey Monster'? Why not just go and deal with the mastermind behind it, and then wake up the Wind Demon Dragon."

"Pfft, hey, weird."

The Wendy suffered critical damage and became silent.

Arthur did not expect that his series of operations would make Ying and Paimon think of themselves as the real God of Wind, while the person next to him had an expression of indifference. If it were an anime, he would have been petrified by this time, and then It turned into ashes and was blown away.

Arthur explained to several people that this was just the effect of a cross-dressing prop. As for the special effects, they were just the product of energy release. After explaining for a long time, Ying and Paimon were still skeptical, but seeing Arthur's explanation, But he didn’t insist on it anymore. After all, it didn’t matter who was real, Arthur or Wendy. Anyway, the church believed it, so just take out the Sky Piano.