Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Wendy was also released from the petrified state. As a wind elf who advocates freedom, and she rarely fulfills her duties as the wind god, she did not worry too much about the fact that Arthur was more like his true self than himself, so she relaxed. After a while, he returned to his previous fun-loving attitude.

"Speaking of which, Wendy, as the God of Wind himself, and as a bard all the year round, would you suspect that I'm pretending to be someone who sees me dressed up now?"

Yes, no matter what, the purpose of these people is still to obtain the Sky Piano as the God of Wind, so as those present, they know Mondstadt best and the God of Wind the best.

Wendy's evaluation determines whether several people can succeed in this operation.

Chapter 22 Barbara, come on!

Wendy glanced at Arthur.

I saw Arthur. Arthur's bare feet were floating in the air. His pure white skirt floated slowly behind him with the breeze. The green runes on his left foot flashed brightly and darkly, like words of enlightenment and wisdom, attracting the attention of others. , the cyan gems dotted on the chest flicker with the flickering runes, and the light cyan pupils seem to contain endless gravity, making people stop.

Coupled with the breeze and golden light floating around, and the organ in the hand, it is obviously not playing, but just looking at it seems like it is in a free movement.

If the god of wind were alive, this would be the case.

Even Wendy, who is the God of Wind himself, has to admit that just looking at Arthur, she will think in her heart, ah, this is the God of Wind.

"Yes, I guess whoever sees you will think that you are the God of Wind. I even suspect that even Tevalin will wonder if he has slept for too long. In fact, the God of Wind has already been iterated. "

Hearing Wendy's words, Arthur nodded with satisfaction. If this didn't work, then he and Ying would have to continue with plan A. But since he could take it away directly, it was better not to take the risk and steal it.

Even if this behavior was ordered by the God of Wind himself, it was still to help Mond.

Since Wendy herself thought there was no problem, the action plan was decided.

Arthur went directly to the church and obtained the Sky Piano, while Ying and Wendy waited outside.

When we arrived at Mondstadt Cathedral, the weather was slowly getting dark. It was estimated that there were only some members of the Knights responsible for guarding the Piano of the Sky and a few nuns on duty. I just didn’t know the nuns I encountered this time. Who it is, it can’t be Gottlinde.

"I'll go in first, you guys wait for me at the door."

At the door, Arthur transformed into Wendy's form again and entered directly into the church.

There is only one nun left in the hall.

Kneeling devoutly at the front of the hall, clasping hands, praying to the statue of the God of Wind.

Arthur directly relied on the power of the wind, like a strong wind, to arrive under the statue in an instant.

The nun was seen to have blue-gray eyes, light blond natural curly hair tied into twin tails, and a white priest's hat on her head.

She is petite in stature and is wearing a priest's dress from the West Wind Church, a white dress with black and blue lace, white pantyhose with petal patterns on her lower body, and matching shoes.There is a large white and blue bow tied on the chest.On his waist is a blue-gold book with a metal shell, with a water-attribute God's Eye embedded in the middle.

Arthur was floating above the ground. He didn't expect to meet an acquaintance, but he forced himself to stay calm to prevent himself from saying "Barbara, come on!"

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Immediately disqualified from the human world.

Yes, this nun is Barbara. Originally, as the daughter of the bishop, Barbara did not need to be responsible for staying on duty at night. However, due to the recent dragon disaster, her father has been dealing with reports caused by the dragon disaster all day long, and has become thinner and thinner. , and his sister, Qin, the acting leader of the Knights of the West Wind, also works overtime all day and night because of this.

So Barbara volunteered to stay behind today and prayed for a response from the God of Wind, hoping that the God of Wind could come forward to solve the dragon disaster.

Arthur saw that Barbara in front of him was so focused that he didn't even notice that Arthur had come to her. Fortunately, because of his own plan, he didn't come to steal the piano. Otherwise, if the piano was stolen by then, Barbara would probably I blamed myself for a long time.

But in order to maintain his composure, Arthur couldn't take the initiative to speak, so he knew how to inspire more divine power and the wind converted from Honkai energy to leak it.

Barbara only felt that although it was night, she seemed to be wrapped in light, and at the same time she seemed to smell the fragrance like the wind blowing through the Cecilia flowers.

Barbara slowly opened her eyes and finally saw Arthur, who had been in front of her for a long time.

"Pious believer, I heard your prayer. As a reward for your piety, little nun, do you have any wishes? I can fulfill your wish."

Arthur, who originally planned to copy Wendy's lines directly, changed his lines now that he discovered that the nun in front of him was Barbara. As the prayer priest of the Knights of the West Wind, the shining idol of Mondstadt, and the Bishop of the West Wind Church, Simon The daughter of Page and the sister of Jean Gunnhild, acting leader of the Knights of the West Wind.

Barbara's heart has always been to take care of others, and even her own wish is just to catch up with her sister Qin and heal everyone with her singing.

Therefore, now Arthur chooses to give the right to speak to Barbara and let Barbara make a wish to solve the Mondstadt crisis.

"Wind...Master Fengshen!"

When Barbara saw the 'Wind God' in front of her, her mind immediately went blank.

Barbara never expected that the 'Wind God' actually heard her prayers and appeared in front of her. If she hadn't experienced many scenes as an idol, she might have fainted because of the excitement.

On the other hand, although Arthur looked calm, he still looked at Barbara carefully. After all, he didn't expect to meet the living Barbara so early. Thinking about the time when they died together and yelled "Barbara, come on", And the time I mentioned earlier is really a social past.

"Wind...Master Fengshen, I hope you can solve Mondstadt's current crisis."

Barbara calmed down a little, forced herself to calm down, recalled the scene where her father and sister were talking to other people in high positions, forced herself to calm down, and carried out the subsequent procedures according to the actions in her memory.

As expected by Arthur, Barbara's inner desires are too selfless, and it is precisely because of this that Barbara has become a recognized idol throughout Mondstadt.

Looking at Barbara who looked nervous but still maintained her prayer posture devoutly, Arthur sighed with emotion.

"Well, devout nun, I have received your wish, but as Tevalin is my dependent, I cannot harm it directly. I remember that I left the harp named 'Sky' in Mondstadt, and now I can rely on it. It comes to awaken Tvarin's consciousness and allow it to recall its mission and past."

"Okay Lord Fengshen, the Sky Piano is now kept under the church. I will take you to get it."

After saying that, Barbara was about to stand up and take Arthur to get the piano.

But maybe I prayed for too long and got too excited, so I woke up too violently.

When Barbara stood up, she staggered under her feet. Barbara closed her eyes in fear, but she did not feel the pain of falling for a long time. Instead, she felt the warm embrace and Cecilia's floral fragrance from her breath. , into your own nasal cavity.

Slowly opening his eyes, he saw light blue eyes looking at him tenderly.

"It's okay, Miss Sister."

When he came back to his senses, he realized that he didn't fall because the 'Wind God' hugged him.

Barbara's face suddenly turned red with embarrassment, and she stood up from Arthur's arms, but the blush on her face did not dissipate for a long time. She didn't know whether it was because she was embarrassed in front of the 'Wind God', or because she was I am shy to embrace those I believe in.

"Lord Fengshen, go this way."

After Barbara got up, she led Arthur directly to the secret door and walked slowly down the stairs.

Chapter 23 The Sky Piano was stolen

Because of Barbara's leadership and Arthur's temperament, no one on the West Wind Knights stopped them. As the city of freedom, Mondstadt.

Although there is no influence of gods in daily life, as a matter of faith, most people hold high respect for the God of Wind, but the expression is different. After all, Mond’s freedom first came from the God of Wind, and later from Winnie. The joint efforts of Sand and Wind God, so for Vanessa as the hero of Mondstadt, and Barbatos as Wind God.

The citizens of Mondstadt hold them in high esteem for these two men who gave Mondstadt its freedom.

The journey was smooth and we arrived at the room where the Sky Piano was stored.

As the daughter of a bishop, Barbara also held the key to this room. Barbara walked to the door first, took out the key, and opened the room.

As the room where the Sky Piano is kept, it is cleaned daily and the oil lamps for lighting are replaced. However, at this time, there should not be anyone in the room anymore.

But when Barbara opened the door, she saw a purple figure about to reach out and touch the Sky Piano placed on the table.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, the person turned around and found that it was Barbara. He was about to take the Sky Piano and evacuate directly, but when he saw Arthur behind Barbara, the person was startled. He originally wanted to quietly The idea of ​​bowing and leaving immediately disappeared from my mind.

It turned directly into lightning and disappeared in place.

Arthur, who was behind Barbara, was affected by his vision and did not see the Lei Ying Warlock in front of him for the first time. When the Lei Ying Warlock got the Sky Piano and turned into lightning to escape, he had just entered the room.

Barbara, on the other hand, was dumbfounded when she saw that the Sky Piano had been stolen.

"The...Piano of the Sky was stolen!"

Barbara's scream called to the patrolling knights.

Arthur could only click his tongue. Unexpectedly, it was still a step too late. It had been too long and he had forgotten that the Fools were also eyeing the Sky Piano. However, he had never interacted with the Fools and made himself forget it.

"It's okay, Miss Sister, leave the rest to me."

"Yes! Master Fengshen!"

Barbara, who was still immersed in the theft of the Sky Piano, immediately woke up after hearing Arthur's words.

After all, the 'Wind God' is here. How could the thieves who stole the Sky Piano escape from the 'Wind God'?

Arthur directly activated Honkai Energy to turn into a hurricane, trying to see if he could rush out of Mondstadt Cathedral and catch up with the Lei Ying Warlock who had stolen the Sky Piano.

As Arthur left the church, he flew to the top of the church to look for the purple figure.

Inside the church.

"So, do we still want to chase?" said a slightly younger knight.

The knight next to him, who looked very mature at first glance, gave him a slap on the back of the head and said, "Chase!"

While Arthur was still trying to find the purple figure in the air, the knights also chased him out. Although they didn't know who stole the Sky Piano, they could always see it as long as they didn't run far away. Of a suspicious person.

"Run, you've been spotted!"

Ying saw all the knights in the church rushing out, thinking that the matter had been exposed, so he called Wendy directly, opened the Wings of Wind, and fled forward.

Although Wendy didn't think Arthur's costume would be exposed, she saw the knights rushing out, and she actually heard that the knights were looking for thieves to steal the Sky Piano, so she also ran away with Ying.

"Hurry up and chase. The blond guy in front and the guy in green ran away when he saw us. He must be with the guy who stole the Sky Piano."

As soon as everyone in the Knights went out, they saw Ying and Wendy seeming to be running away. They immediately concluded that the two were related to the person who stole the piano, and chased after them. Fortunately, night had fallen, and everyone in the Knights could only see their faces clearly. outline, but can't see clearly who it is.

As they reached the edge of the square, Ying and Wendy opened their wings of wind and flew away, and the knights could only stop. After all, none of the guards on duty had the Eye of God and the Wings of Wind, so they could only turn back. Continue walking along the stairs, but after walking up the stairs, you find that there is no one left.

So they dispersed, each looking for the suspicious person. At the same time, he saw nearby members of the Knights and told them what happened, and then looked for the suspicious person together.

Arthur was in the air and did not see Warlock Lei Ying, but he saw the Knights chasing after them, as well as Ying and Wendy running away, and he was curious about what they were doing.

It obviously has nothing to do with you two, why are you running away?

Although he was helpless, he couldn't find the Lei Ying warlock who stole the Sky Piano, so he had no choice but to follow the direction of the two men and chase them.

I saw that the two of them went directly into the tavern where they met Mr. Lu before.

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Then he turned around and saw several knights rushing over entering the tavern.

Seeing this scene, Arthur did not follow directly, but planned to wait for the knights to come out.

Inside the tavern, Ying and Wendy hid on the second floor, watching Diluc communicating with the knights below.

"Ah, Master Diluc, have you seen those two thieves?"

"What happened? Why were so many people dispatched?"

Facing the two people's inquiries, Diluc did not answer, but instead asked a question.

"Didn't Master Diluc hear about it? Two thieves actually came up with the idea of ​​the Sky Piano!"

Ying, who was upstairs, put a hand on his face. After hearing what the two said, Ying also understood that he had misunderstood at first. If the person who stole the piano was Arthur, then the three people he was talking about now should be three people. But since If it was two people, then Qin was stolen by someone else, and he and Wendy were innocently shot.

"Oh? How strange?"

Diluc said with a slightly strange tone.

"Yes, the Sky Piano is a treasure that the old man Fengshen played with his own hands. It is such a precious cultural property..."

Before the knight who spoke could finish speaking, Diluc interrupted him.

"Someone is stupid enough to steal something that can't be sold. It would be cheaper to steal from my wine cellar."

"Ah, sorry, I digress. Those two guys, one yellow and one green, ran in that direction."

Diluc casually pointed out a road leading outside Mondstadt to the two of them.

"Okay, okay, thank you, Master Diluc."

After saying that, the two of them gave Diluc a knight's salute and then left.

Outside the tavern, seeing the knights leaving the tavern, Arthur also controlled the wind and came to the door of the tavern.

In the tavern, seeing the knights leaving, Ying and Wendy also walked down the stairs.

"I think."

As soon as Wendy came downstairs, she looked at the wine cabinet in the pub with eager eyes.

"Put down whatever you got from the back of the cabinet."

"Drink something cold."

Before Wendy could pour out the wine, Diluc pulled her out from behind.

"Okay, it's time for you to answer my questions properly."

At this moment, Arthur also opened the door of the tavern and floated in.