Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

After speaking, Timmy took the food in his hand and drove along the outside of the city wall towards the east of Mondstadt. Arthur also released the Honkai energy that suppressed the pigeons.

Feeling that the restraints on his body were gone, and that Timmy, who had been giving him "tributes", left, he followed the direction Timmy left.

I can be considered as making an important contribution to Mondstadt's transportation industry.

After dealing with Timmy's affairs, Arthur returned to Mondstadt City, waved to thank everyone for their gifts, and came to the Adventurers Association.

Catherine still sticks to her post, waiting for the arrival of every adventurer and client.

"To the stars and the abyss, welcome to the Adventurers Association."

Finally, Catherine had the opportunity to say her complete lines. Catherine looked at Arthur with an inexplicably grateful look. She didn't know why it was like this. When she first registered, she also asked Catherine to finish reading. She didn't have such an expression at the beginning. .

Arthur didn't know it yet, but because of his identity as an honorary knight and hero, he had always attracted much attention, and since he joined the Adventurers Association, he began to receive commissions. It was okay at first, but after two days, Catherine did not speak completely. , in the end, he could only say less than half of his lines in total, and then other adventurers were also influenced by Ying and imitated him one after another, thinking that Ying was so strong because he pursued efficiency and seize every minute and every second to train himself.

Then the behavior of interrupting Catherine's words spread and became the reason for Ying's outstanding strength, and was imitated by everyone.

Because of this, Catherine hadn't spoken a complete line for a long time, and speaking it once after a long absence certainly caused emotional fluctuations. (Speaking of which, Catherine was initially said to be a puppet from Solstice. Forcing a puppet to look like this is indeed outstanding in a sense.)

After confirming the mission, Catherine handed over the mission reward to Arthur, which was almost 20 molas. Overall, it was not low. After all, a certain civil servant's monthly salary was only [-] molas.

When leaving, ask Catherine to help bring a message to her, asking her to complete the task and go home. She will take a good stroll in Mondstadt, and then wander around the city of Mondstadt.

But in fact, apart from buying some supplies, he basically didn't do anything. He only walked around and came to the tavern and saw an acquaintance.

No need to think too much, this person is Wendy. I don’t know when Wendy signed a contract with Diluc and became the bard who sang in the tavern. She made a lot of money every day. Maybe it was Diluc. I don’t want Fengshen to go out and sing every day because Wendy does have two skills.

"Hey, Arthur, you're here."

Everyone in the tavern was not surprised to see Arthur. After all, everyone gathered around Arthur when they saw him coming, asking questions, and even invited Arthur to drink. However, after a week, Wendy was dragged out to study every day. Everyone has become familiar with each other over time, so they are no longer so polite.

"Well, Arthur, have you come to see me?"

Seeing Arthur coming to the tavern, thinking that Arthur was coming to see her again, Wendy stopped playing and looked at Arthur who entered the room.

But Arthur did not drag Wendy out again. Instead, he sat at the bar and ordered himself a non-alcoholic raspberry mint drink.

"Don't worry, I was just bored at home and wanted to go out for some activities. But after walking around, I found that there was nothing wrong, so I came here."

In fact, this is indeed the case. Peace has been restored in Mondstadt. For me, Mora is enough. I don't have anything to spend money on, and I don't have any goals to pursue. When everything is over, it will begin. Live leisurely by yourself.

"Emmm... Indeed, for you, Arthur, the current environment in Mondstadt is indeed a bit dull. You can go to the Wolf Territory to have a look and meet the wolf king there, or you can go to the Snow Mountain to see it. scenery.”

Wendy sat next to Arthur, ordered a glass of wine, and then chatted with Arthur.

"I probably have an impression of what you said, but whether it's the Running Wolf Territory or the Snow Mountain, it's hard to get me excited. After all, whether it's the trial of the Wolf King or the adventure or secret of the Snow Mountain, the person you pursue is adventurous. Home, I’m just bored.”

After being baptized by modern times, without electronic devices such as mobile phones and computers, Mond's book development advocates more freedom and adventure, but it is more about spreading poetry as a bard. Coupled with his own identity, Mond mostly advocates People still maintain awe of themselves, even if Qin said that he is not the God of Wind, but everyone treats him with more respect, rather than treating Ying with an equal attitude.

Wendy probably knew what Arthur was thinking. After all, part of the reason why she didn't show up or reveal her identity was because she didn't want to lose her normal life because of her identity.

"Then Arthur, why don't you go next door to see the old man for some fun? The books over there are more developed and all kinds of entertainment are more complete. If you want to study, you can ask the old man for advice. I'll be there soon to ask for the Fairy Book. It’s great, just feel the atmosphere of the event.”

"Okay, if anything happens, just ask Qin to contact me. I'll leave for Liyue in the next two days."

After that, he drank the remaining raspberry mint in one gulp and left the tavern.

Chapter 53 Picnic

Arthur left Mondstadt and headed home. After returning home, he found that Ying and Paimon had returned.

Arthur was not in a hurry to say that he was leaving. Instead, he made dinner first and only revealed his plan when the meal was served.

"Ying, Paimon, you can live here first from now on. Just keep the key. Maybe I will go to Liyue tomorrow. I want to go there to meet the rock god of Liyue and experience it. culture.”

The two of them didn't expect that Arthur would be separated from them so soon. It felt like they had known each other for a long time, but in fact they had only been together for a month.

"Okay, I may go to Liyue in a while, and I will find you then."

"Yes, you will treat us to dinner in Liyue then."

Ying didn't leave with Arthur just because he left. As for Liyue, Ying also had some information from Qin and Catherine. There was still a month left before the invitation ceremony, and the normal journey was only about a week. , Mondstadt's Fengshen has already met, and he is not the one who separated himself from his brother.

Wendy has never met her brother. She heard that Yan Shen is the eldest of the seven gods. I believe he must know something, but he is not in a hurry to go to Liyue. After all, there are still many places that have not been explored. Wan It's out there somewhere, but it hasn't been discovered yet.

In this way, after breakfast the next day, the two of them went to the Adventurers Association together. After completing the mission, they left. However, Arthur did not accept the mission. Instead, he asked about the recent missions to Liyue or the chamber of commerce that he was traveling with. What?

"Wait a minute, let me see."

For this kind of long-distance mission, few people take it on. Most of the entrustments specify the entrustment, and the content and information are also recorded in a separate book.

"This afternoon, a batch of wine from Chenxi Winery purchased in the name of Liyue Qixing was shipped to Liyue. The client issued an escort mission with no limit on the number of people. There are currently two teams of adventurers picked up, about six or seven Man, if you need it, I can register it for you."

"Please, Miss Catherine."

In this way, one more task registration officer was added, and all that was left was to wait until the afternoon, and then go to Liyue with the caravan.

In the afternoon, the gathering time was at the gate of Mondstadt. There was only one person in charge of the Chamber of Commerce and a coachman responsible for pulling goods.

The entire carriage was filled with wine produced by Chenxi Winery. Judging from the packaging, it was probably expensive. It can only be said that Liyue Qixing specially sent people to purchase it.

In addition to the head of the Chamber of Commerce and the coachman, there were seven adventurers. A few briefly introduced themselves, and the others were left to the captains of the two teams to talk. The names of the two captains were Morgan Jeff and Henry Neal. The person in charge's name is Cui Si, an employee who directly reports to Ningguang and is responsible for purchasing.

"Mr. Arthur, I have admired you for a long time. As soon as Mondstadt passed the crisis, your reputation spread in Mondstadt. Even I, who just came from Liyue, have heard many stories about you."

"Yes, yes, I didn't expect Mr. Arthur to be traveling with us."

"Yeah, it seems there is no room for us to use this time."

Hearing the compliments from the three people, Arthur was also modest, "Not many people are so exaggerated. At that time, everyone in Mondstadt worked together to solve the crisis, and I just happened to be one of them."

With the polite words of several people, the carriage slowly set off. The person in charge and the captains stopped chatting and began to take charge of guarding their own positions.

It's getting late at night...

"Ah, as expected, the most painful thing about this kind of mission is eating in the wild. Eating dry food every day, and eating too much feels like chewing wax. I hope we can go to Liyue as soon as possible. I miss the boiled fish at Wanmin Hall."

"Captain, please stop talking. The more you talk, the more I want to drool."

It was getting dark, and after the person in charge announced a temporary break today, a few people started having dinner today. Most people brought some dry food that was easy to store, and some people brought some snacks, but because it was not convenient to store, Small number.

It is expected that there is still a week to go, and this is just the first day. If nothing happens, their meals for the week will be all kinds of dry food. They may change when they encounter fruit trees or wild boars, but no one among them can cook. .

"Captain, why don't you find a chef to join our adventure group next time? If I can eat a steaming meal every day, I feel that I can exert [-]% of my strength."

One of the team members suggested to their captain.

"I also wonder how any chef would become an adventurer. In other words, Miss Xiangling would collect ingredients and go on adventures to improve her cooking skills, but it is impossible for her to join the adventure group."

After saying this, several people sighed together. The situation of the two teams was roughly the same. The seven of them did not have Eye of God holders, they were just ordinary people who had been trained. It was impossible for such a team to be equipped with a chef to travel together.

Cui Si, the person in charge of Liyue Seven Stars from Liyue, eats better than a few adventurers, but it is easy-to-carry food like Mora meat.

"Speaking of which, I'm going to make some food. Do you want to try it?"

Suddenly he felt that everyone was miserable here, and he felt a little embarrassed to eat alone. Arthur asked everyone if they wanted to have a meal together. Of course, he was passed directly by relying on the cooking proficiency, but planned to cook a normal meal. meal.

"Hey, does Mr. Arthur know how to cook? If you need anything, I'll find it."

The team member who complained at the beginning stood up and put away the dry food. He acted like I would fight wherever you asked, which made everyone laugh.

"Mr. Arthur, I have flint here, which I can live with. There should be an iron pot in the car. I'll go and dig it up."

Cui Si, the person in charge, took out the flint directly from his clothes and handed it to Arthur. Then he climbed into the car and found a small pot in the corner surrounded by drinks. He happily hugged it and got out of the car.

"Then our team is responsible for finding ingredients."

"Okay, then we are responsible for collecting firewood!"

Under the leadership of the captain, the two teams separated to search for ingredients and firewood. Regarding the efficiency of everyone, Arthur could only say with emotion, it is true that food is the most important thing for the people.

As for everything in the backpack, it’s better not to tell them.

The two teams came back soon. One of the team responsible for collecting firewood came over with a large bundle of branches, while the other team caught a lot of fish from somewhere. The team leader also came over with a small wild boar. .

The ingredients in front of me seemed to be fish and animal meat. I was looking for it at night. In the wild, the breeze was blowing and it was still a bit chilly. Let's make a spicy but not dry boiled blackback bass. As for the little wild boar, Make some with the extra rain to serve.

After looking at the ingredients needed, I also need tofu, rice, Jueyun pepper and glass bags.

After taking it out from the bag, heat the oil in a pot. After a while, a rich aroma will waft out of the pot.

Chapter 54 "The Word" convinces people with "virtue"

Everyone who smelled the fragrance had gathered around Arthur, all looking towards the pot.

The first dish is Lai Lai Cai. After all, Lai Lai Cai is the staple food. If you are hungry, it is better to eat some staple food first and then eat the spicy boiled black back bass.

Soon, the Lailai dishes came out of the pot. The person in charge was responsible for loading the Lailai dishes and sharing them with everyone. After the dishes were distributed, he rinsed the pot and started making the boiled black back bass. However, this dish needs to be cooked first. After cooking for a while, Arthur greeted everyone and ate the food first.

"good to eat!"

As soon as they took the first bite, everyone was conquered by the taste of Lailai's food. Even Cui Si, a native of Liyue, was conquered by Arthur's cooking of this Liyue delicacy.

Everyone had no leisure to continue talking, and rushed to eat the food in the bowl. They were afraid that if they were too slow, it would get cold, and this delicious food would be wasted.

Arthur finished the food in the bowl, then took a pair of clean chopsticks and poked the fish in the pot. When he saw that the fish was cooked through, he started to process it.

After a while, a dish of boiled black back bass was also served. This time, everyone did not choose to share the food. Instead, they directly held the bowls and filled a bowl of fish soup. Then they took out the dry food, a mouthful of meat, a mouthful of dry food, and a mouthful of hot air. Steaming fish soup.

After everyone had had enough wine and food, the two teams were responsible for cleaning up the scene, while Arthur and the person in charge stayed where they were to rest.

According to the words of the adventurers: "Mr. Arthur, just rest and leave the dirty work to us."

Facts have proved that for adventurers, having breasts means being a mother.

In this way, everything was peaceful along the way. The two adventurer teams even let Arthur rest during the day. They just hoped that Arthur could cook for everyone at meal time. Cui Si also agreed and was still in the car. He cleared a space for Arthur to rest.

Just like that, five days passed in the blink of an eye, because the journey was smooth and the food everyone ate increased their motivation. On the fifth day of the week-long trip, they had already arrived at Yunlaihai. Looking at it this way, tonight Arrive at Liyue Port.

But the closer you get to the town, there will be some malicious people or dangers appearing at the same time, appearing when you are most relaxed, like now.

"Robbery!"

I thought it was just some indiscriminate robbery, but Cui Si revealed his identity, and the people around him didn't leave, and even sneered.

"Are you stupid? Who you are has anything to do with us. Do we need to give you face? Even if we kill you all now, how can Qixing still find us? Your life is yours, don't be disrespectful. . As long as you don’t resist, we will leave after taking the things and we won’t hurt you.”

Looking out through the carriage, I saw that the leader was a thin member of the treasure thief group, and he was surrounded by some people dressed in treasure thief group clothes. Because none of them had the Eye of God, the more than 20 of them were The team didn't care at all about the delivery team, which had less than ten people.

"It seems we can't talk anymore, so I'll have to convince others with my virtue."

"Oh, if you convince people with virtue, do you still want to teach me morality?"

But what Cui Si did next shocked everyone around him, and even Arthur, who wanted to take action, was shocked.

I saw Cui Si tearing off his shirt with one hand. Under his originally gentle face, a piece of tendon meat was exposed. His arms were almost as thick as other people's thighs. Then he took out a piece of cake with "德" printed on it from behind the coachman's seat. Word tiles.

"Before I started my apprenticeship, my master often advised me to convince others with my virtue, so he made this 'virtue' weighing twenty kilograms and asked me to carry it with me. I didn't expect that after working as a clerk for so long, I would finally be able to convince others with my virtue." It’s a day of great virtue.”

Then Cui Si stepped on his foot and came to the leader in an instant. Before he could react, a brick with the word '德' printed on it was printed on his face, directly knocking the treasure thief away. He walked a few meters, not knowing whether he was alive or dead, but the word "virtue" on his face had been deeply imprinted with virtue.

"God convinces people with his virtue. Are you sure there is no big problem with you and your master?"

Arthur, who originally wanted to take action, gave up the action when he saw how powerful Cui Si was. He wanted to see what this warrior who convinced others with his "virtue" wanted to do.

"If a gentleman is not serious, he is not powerful."

"A gentleman needs to be aggressive when taking action, otherwise he will not be able to establish his prestige!"

Then he slapped one of the treasure thieves away, and then used the brick with the word "德" to fly out, knocking away one of the treasure thieves who wanted to escape.

For a moment, I didn’t know who was the villain. As members of the treasure thief group, Cui Si hit each other one by one, and their blood flew everywhere. But as the person who was robbed, Cui Si was holding a brick in one hand, and his body was full of muscles. Solve each other one by one.

"Tell me what is the meaning of our existence in this wave."

The seven adventurers were stunned. They thought that since Arthur was here, they and others would not be in danger. Then after Arthur cooked, in order to prove the usefulness of themselves and others, they let Arthur rest and they and others were responsible for the battle. and odd jobs.

Now seeing the incomparably powerful Cui Si in front of me, I suddenly felt that I and others were just here to do odd jobs. No wonder Cui Si did not designate an adventure group and was anxious to find adventurers to help. With this strength, I am afraid that it is not the persistence of the ordinary God's Eye. That's all there is.

The treasure-stealing group was frightened. They thought it was a fat sheep, but they didn't expect it to be a tiger disguised as a fat sheep. They were the weak one.

Seeing that the remaining members of the treasure stealing group were about to run away, Cui Si gave a loud shout.

"Now that he has come, let him be in peace. Now that he has come, let him be buried here."

The treasure thief group was frightened and ran away when they saw Cui Si chasing after them.