Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

But Cui Si didn't chase recklessly. His last words were just to scare them. Since they ran away, he didn't need to chase them.

He came back and took out a new piece of clothing, and returned to the gentle and polite appearance of the clerk at the beginning, but people would no longer regard this fierce man who slapped people with bricks and slapped a group of treasure thieves as a clerk.

"Do we need to catch those who escaped, or should we just leave them alone."

Arthur in the carriage saw Cui Si coming back and asked. He thought that Cui Si, who said that he would be buried here now that he was here, would directly kill the treasure thief group. Unexpectedly, he did not pursue them after they ran away. Go down.

"Of course it would be better to catch him if he could, but since the person ran away, it would be difficult to catch him. This is the only way."

"That's right. I understand."

"Smash Valudo!"

The surrounding scenery suddenly became dim, and time stopped flowing again, and then I used the wind to feel the positions of the fleeing people.

I have to sigh that although Cui Si's ideas are weird, his combat effectiveness is really good. He single-handedly eliminated more than half of the team of more than 20 people, and only five people escaped.

While time was still stopping, Arthur got out of the carriage, came to the side of the road, used the wind as his vision, and waved five swords forward, targeting the five people who escaped.

Then put the sword away.

"Then time started flowing!"

Cui Si had just finished speaking when his eyes flashed and he realized that Arthur had arrived outside the car at some point. At the same time, several members of the treasure thief group who had escaped appeared, and they all knelt in front of Arthur. , kneeling on the ground with his hands clasped together.

"Since I can only pull one person at a time, why don't I just stop and then strike each person with a sword?"

"Then I'll leave these people to you, I'm going to rest."

Just like that, under the gaze of the ugly-looking treasure thieves and the confused Cui Si, Arthur returned to the car and continued to rest.

Chapter 55 Seeing Keqing for the first time and ascending Qunyu Pavilion

"Come, let me discuss with you what 'virtue' is."

In the end, Cui Si wasted another piece of clothing, but from the remaining few people, no information was obtained. They only knew that the man named Wu Duo was the one who summoned them to rob the road. The rest were unknown. Just want to make some money.

Just like that, Cui Si, who had changed into new clothes, led the team forward again. There was basically no problem on the rest of the way. After all, they were already close to Liyue Port. Generally, the treasure stealing group did not dare to get so close. The previous position was already there. This is as close as they dare to get.

As for the Qiuqiu people and other monsters, Keqing, the German Yuheng star in the Seven Stars of Liyue, took the lead in cleaning them out a week ago, just so that no tourists would be harmed before the Immortal Invitation Ceremony.

"Everyone, I will take my leave now. You can go to the Adventurers Association to submit tasks."

Cui Si bowed to several people and left with a cart of wine.The other adventurers said goodbye to each other and then went to the Adventurers Association to submit tasks.

However, there is no deadline for submitting tasks from the Adventurers Association. As long as it is confirmed to be completed, you can go at any time. Thinking of this, Arthur started wandering around Liyue.

Although there is still one month left before the ceremony of inviting immortals, everyone in Liyue seems to be celebrating the New Year. There are lights and colorful decorations everywhere, and it is very lively. There are many children playing on the road, and everyone is full of longing for life and joy. Pursue.

"People over there, have you registered?"

A girl wearing a mysterious and elegant main-color purple dress, a cute cat-ear hairstyle with a stern face, and a unique pattern of black stockings came into Arthur's eyes.

This person has a horn on his head, either a double-snail bun or a horn bun. In short, in Arthur's opinion, it is a pair of cat ears. Yes, the person who stopped Arthur is the Jade from the Seven Stars of Liyue. Heng, Qing Qing.

Keqing had just finished dealing with the people and beasts around her, and when she returned to Liyue Port, she saw a young man wandering around with nothing to do. Because the clothes were not Liyue clothes, he just thought he was a traveler visiting the immortal ceremony. Then he asked in a routine manner.

"Registered? Not yet. I accepted the task from the Adventurers Association and escorted others to Liyue. I just took a stroll for a while."

"Are you an adventurer? Then you can submit a mission to the Adventurers Association, and the Adventurers Association will automatically register you."

"Forget it, I'll take you there."

An idiom can be used to describe Keqing's character as being resolute and resolute. Since she knew that the person in front of her was not registered, she took Arthur directly to the Adventurers Association to register.

"Speaking of which, what do you call Miss?"

"Just call me Keqing."

"Miss Qing, my name is Arthur and I am a traveler. Why would you know that I am not registered when you see me? Have you remembered everyone in Liyue?"

Arthur didn't quite understand how Keqing did it. After all, no matter how powerful Keqing was and how many people came in and out every day, if he could remember them all, even a machine would be ashamed.

"How can I remember it all? The clothes you wore were obviously not Liyue style, and you were wandering around, so I noticed you."

So it turns out that, as for the clothes, because they are still the aristocratic clothes that I drew at the beginning, they certainly don’t match Liyue’s style. Now that I’m in Liyue, I just want to change my clothes and change my mood.

Arthur silently included the purchase of clothes in his follow-up plan, and then he and Ke Qing came to the Adventurers Association to complete the task.

It was still Catherine, who received the payment smoothly and registered.

Seeing that Arthur was indeed fine, Keqing planned to leave and continue her work.

"Mr. Arthur, please stay. Ning Guang is here to invite you."

Just as the two were about to separate, a figure rushed over. It was Cui Si who had just been away for a while.

Keqing, who was about to leave, was also attracted by Cui Si's words. She looked at this man she had just met, a traveler who had just arrived in Liyue. What kind of charm could attract Ningguang?

It's normal for an adventurer to have fighting ability, but I didn't see Arthur wearing the Eye of God. Could it be because of his appearance?After looking at Arthur, emmm, no, Ning Guang cannot be a lustful person, but Ning Guang is indeed old enough to get married.

No, if it is Ning Guang, it must be because of interests, but there is insufficient information, so I really can’t think of anything.

"Ok."

Arthur was not surprised that Ningguang would find him. Rather, he might have been noticed when he first joined this team, but he just didn't know why Ningguang invited him, his strength, his reputation , or is it the identity of the God of Wind that only a few people know?

"Wait, I'll go too!"

Ke Qing, who was still thinking divergently, no longer speculated. After all, it would be better to ask directly in person. As for whether Ning Guang would tell her, that would have to wait until they met.

"Okay, then I'll lead the way."

Following Cui Si's guidance, he came to the reception area next to Yuehai Pavilion. Cui Si communicated with the other party and asked Arthur and Keqing to take the floating stone to Qunyu Pavilion.

When they arrived at the Qunyu Pavilion, they saw a dining table filled with delicacies. Ningguang was sitting at the main seat, with only two chairs placed next to it. It looked like they were waiting for the two of them to sit down.Keqing's arrival was also known to Ningguang in advance, and Keqing also stepped aside without any politeness.

He even asked the secretary on the side to bring him bowls and chopsticks and started eating without being polite to Ning Guang at all.

Arthur sat in another place, not in a hurry to start eating, but wanting to hear what Ning Guang wanted to do with him.

"Mr. Arthur, I have heard about your name even in Liyue. I didn't expect to see you arrive in Liyue."

The cat on the side looked at Arthur and Ningguang, wondering what he was talking about and why Ningguang meant that Arthur was famous.

"What should I call you? Should I call you Arthur, or should I call you Fengshen?"

"Cough cough!"

When Keqing heard Ningguang's words, the food she had just eaten ran directly into her trachea, causing Keqing to cough. Fortunately, Baiwen on the side handed Keqing a silk handkerchief and asked her to wipe the food on her mouth. residue.

"The Knights should have already stated that I am not the God of Wind, so just call me Arthur."

"So, Mr. Arthur, can you do us a favor? According to my behind-the-scenes analysis, this treasure thief group's attack was not a coincidence, but organized and planned. We don't know what they want to do yet." What, so can I ask you for help to directly solve the source of the problem?"

"Of course, the investigation has been completed. I will send Cui Si to take you to the other party's lair. As for the reward, you can mention it as you like."

The last time I mentioned that the remuneration was casual, it was for the lady of God’s Heart. Ningguang is indeed a rich woman. Looking at the decorations around her, the price can be estimated to be enough for a person to have enough food and clothing.

As for Ning Guang's commission, there was certainly no need to refuse it. Although he had no idea about the reward, he just wanted to see what the treasure stealing group wanted to do.

"Okay, then I'll take it. I don't need anything in terms of reward. Just help me prepare a set of Liyue clothes and a temporary place to live. Then when will we set off?"

"If you have time, you can do it now. I will let Cui Si take you there. In terms of reward, if you are in Liyue Port tomorrow, I will send someone to contact you. If you are not in Liyue Port, when you come back, I will let Cui Si bring you here."

Then he stopped talking and began to enjoy the food on the table. After the meal, Ningguang sent someone to send Arthur to Yuehai Pavilion, where Cui Si was waiting for Arthur.

In Qunyu Pavilion.

"Ningguang, who is Arthur?"

Testimonials

Hello, fellow book lovers.

As the title suggests, this book will be on shelves this Friday, May [-]th!

Thank you to Pudding for your continued care and all the brothers for your continued support. Without your support, I might not have persisted until now.

It seems that there is not much to say in the speech, just a few Q&A.

Q: Will there be any updates after it is released? How many updates will there be?

A: I will start working on the fifth update tomorrow. I have been coding since 3 o'clock in the morning today. In order to save the manuscript, I want to go to bed now, but I hold it back. After a while, I will go to bed after posting. I will wake up and fight again tomorrow.

Q: The title of this book is Funny Skills. Does it deviate from the title now?

A: The various abilities in the later part of this article are still mainly funny, mainly various funny series abilities and modified skills. As the author said before, there will be some famous scenes of Honkai Impact Genshin Impact that will be turned into skills. , including but not limited to father-in-law, Xiao N, etc., as well as some of the 25 Zai series skills responsible for spoofing. The original name of the skill is Chen, and it is estimated that Arthur will obtain it in the article soon.

These are the questions that can generally be thought of. If you have other ideas, you can send a private message to the author, or join the author's small group (816425745) to discuss the plot together, or make suggestions for the protagonist's future skill tree.

Finally, thank you all for your continued company. I believe that with your company, this book will get better and better.

Chapter 56 Convince people with reason (1/5)

Mao Maotou in Qunyu Pavilion is still discussing Arthur's identity with Ningguang, and as the person being discussed, he has now arrived at Wanmin Hall under the leadership of Cui Si.

"Don't rush there yet. Let me tell you, when you get to Liyue, you don't have to go to Xinyue Pavilion or Liuli Pavilion, but you must go to Wanmin Hall, especially when Xiangling is here."

As they talked, the two came to Wanmintang. The shop was not big, but there were many people. They saw a man in the middle cooking in the shop, a little girl walking between the kitchen and the hall, and a mascot. , delivering meals to the guests.

"Xiang Ling, have one as usual, Arthur, what do you want to eat?"

"I'll be the same as you."

"Okay, two servings as always!"

"Okay, just wait a moment."

Following Xiang Ling's words, words came from the kitchen, and soon a mascot more than one meter tall came over carrying two plates.

"Cookie, you've had a hard day today. Come and have some shrimp balls."

After Cuo Si waited for Guo Ba to bring the dish, he took a shrimp ball from the plate and handed it to Guo Ba. Guo Ba seemed to be very familiar with Cui Si, so he swallowed the shrimp ball in one gulp, then shook his hand and continued to help. .

"Eat it while it's hot, otherwise it won't taste good when it's cold. Speaking of which, Arthur, you can go discuss cooking skills with Xiang Ling. Unfortunately, it's time for dinner now, otherwise you two can get to know each other."

"By the way, the little guy just now is called Guo Ba. He has been following Xiang Ling. He is usually responsible for helping Xiang Ling light the fire. Now he is too busy. Guo Ba has been arranged by Xiang Ling to deliver food."

Cui Si was talking as he ate, and the shrimp balls on the plate were finished in a short time.

"Should we have a good rest today and go back tomorrow, or should we just solve it in one go today and have a good rest tomorrow."

After coming out of Wanmin Hall, Cui Si finally brought up the matter about work.

"That's fine. If it can be solved today, it would be best. I might have to find someone to meet with you tomorrow."

"Alright then, come with me."

Cui Si did not ask Arthur, who had just come to Liyue, who he was looking for. After all, it was a personal situation and there was no need to ask. He was not in charge of intelligence work, so he was not that curious.

The two of them didn't call for a carriage. After all, the treasure thieves were not blind. They would be able to spot the carriage as soon as it came, and the carriage might not be as fast as the two people.

On the way, on a cliff, Arthur finally saw Cui Si's weapon. It was no longer the brick called "De", but turned into a two-handed sword. Maybe it's not right to call it a two-handed sword. It should be called a wolf. A dental rod or a large iron rod is suitable.

At a glance, I knew what this weapon was called. I was just curious as to who Cui Si studied under. In the past, he used bricks to convince people with "virtue", but this time the weapon was directly called "persuading people with reason".

Yes, it is the one who is incompatible with the two-handed sword. The material and workmanship are very simple. It is smelted from fine steel. Compared with other weapons, both durability and deterrence are far superior to other weapons, but because The whole body is made of fine steel, which makes it difficult for most people to pick it up. In addition, it has no blade. Although it is called a two-handed sword, it can only be used as a blunt instrument, so few people use it.

I didn't expect to see it today.

Arthur was also curious about what Cui Si was doing with his weapon on this cliff. He saw Cui Si taking out a bundle of ropes from his clothes and tying them to the end of Yi Lisuren's body. Then he swung the rope with one hand, and the high-speed rotation even appeared. Hearing the sound of breaking through the air, and then the sound of breaking through the air stopped, he flew to the top of the slope at an extremely fast speed, and then crossed the top of the slope.

Cui Si pulled the rope and made sure it wouldn't slip, then grabbed the rope and climbed up the cliff. Only now did Arthur understand that he was using the weapon as a grappling hook to climb the mountain, but normally someone would use an iron rod more than one meter long to climb the mountain. As a grappling hook, it would be a problem for ordinary people to use it normally, let alone throwing it over the mountain.

Arthur took off slowly and flew directly over the cliff to the top of the mountain. He also saw the iron rod that was still coming up. The iron rod was inserted heavily into the ground. No wonder it could support Cui Si's weight.

When Cui Si came up, the two of them continued on their way. In this way, they went in a straight line all the way. If there was a mountain, they continued to climb over the mountain. When they encountered a mountain, they jumped down. Not long after, they came to two people. In the middle of the mountain.

"We're here. According to the news, the gang is hiding here."

We just turned around to Tianheng Mountain, and now we arrived at the suburb of Lilisha. Looking from the top of the mountain, we saw a group of treasure thieves setting up camp in front of the ruins that should have been deserted, and there was another group of treasure thieves around them on the only path. Highland patrols on both sides.

Thinking that they had regarded this place as a formal camp, they glanced at the dense black spots below. There were about 200 people. They didn't expect that a group like the Treasure Thief Group, which should be a small group of people, would actually have so many people gathered at once. Together.

Either there was a black hand who provided them with supplies and then summoned them to carry out a major event, or something happened within the treasure thief group, causing the scattered treasure thief group to suddenly gather together.

But either way, it proves that they have something to do.

"Arthur, what should we do? Just kill him."