Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Ningguang's order to Cui Si was to lead the way for Arthur and then be responsible for helping him. Originally, Cui Si thought that he was just a group of people who were penniless and didn't want to work hard to join the treasure stealing group. It would be enough for him alone, but I didn't expect so many people to gather at once. If it weren't for Ning Guang's order, I might have ended up here.

Another point is that Ningguang also asked himself to observe Arthur's actions, but he just asked him to do his best. Although his career has always been biased toward clerks, that is because Ningguang's men do not need too much combat power, or to explain There can't be too much combat power on the surface.

After looking at the dense crowd of figures below, Ning Guang's requirements only need to be resolved. Since there is no need to find information, there is only one way to solve the problem.

"Then just deal with it slowly. Once you see someone in front of me, just use your weapon to knock them down."

After speaking, he swung his sword towards the treasure thieves below.

The members of the treasure thief group who were still in the camp, imagining that after this time was over, they and others would be able to make a fortune, and even use the money to change their appearance and return to normal life, were controlled by an inexplicable force, and they knelt down collectively. Down, but no one noticed, one person disappeared out of thin air.

The moment Arthur on the mountain swung his sword, a group of treasure thieves appeared directly in front of Arthur. Hearing Arthur's words, Cui Si didn't understand what Arthur was talking about, but saw the man in front of Arthur. The members of the treasure thief group, plus the fact that Arthur directly moved several members of the treasure thief group who had escaped when he was performing the mission, they also understood more or less.

Arthur has to defeat them one by one and then be responsible for solving them one by one.

Cui Si didn't recite his own "Whispering Language". After all, except for the two of them, there was a group of bewildered treasure thieves around. No one listened when he recited it, so he just swung it with a stick and killed this person.

Chapter 57 The first appearance of Zhongli and Yun Jin (2/5)

In this way, one after another, the treasure-thief group was forced to come over by Arthur with 100% bare-handed swords. The decentralized treasure-thief group thought it was a coincidence at first. After getting out of control, they stood up directly, but they knelt down again. Go down.

Some people did not believe in evil and stood up and knelt down again and again, until their knees bled. These people stopped struggling and just knelt on the ground and did not get up.

But slowly, they discovered that the number of people around them had been decreasing. They didn't notice it at first, but when the number of people was reduced by one-third, they saw a vacant space around them, and panic arose in the treasure stealing group, but they also To no avail.

Because they couldn't leave and didn't know what was happening, they could only slowly watch the people around them disappear one by one in fear. It wasn't until it was their turn to feel the changes in the surrounding scenery and a burst of severe pain that they were relieved. This scary time.

Of course there are many ways to solve the problem, but by being 100% free-handed, you can eliminate all crises. Who knows if so many people gather together, there will be some back-up plan. What if the back-up plan is the abyss or the crowd of fools? Take out something weird. Don't let a demon pop out before the ceremony of inviting immortals has started. Then it will be fun.

Part of the reason is because Cui Si is by his side. Although Fengshen does not have any substantial power, he does not consider changing into a Herrscher form. His strength can only be controlled by 100% being caught with bare hands and using Honkai energy. The wind comes to fight.

Don't spread the news to Ningguang's ears just because of the use of wind. Although you can also argue that you are not a wind god, but an ordinary person who can use wind, but except for Ying, the continent of Teyvat can only use elemental power without relying on the eye of god. , only the demon god, or the immortal in Liyue, even if he is not regarded as the wind god, will be regarded as other demon gods.

Even if he can fly or have such strange skills, he can still be regarded as incomprehensible or the immortal magic spread in ancient times has been changed into something different, but the seven basic elements are different.

It's better to just rely on the ability to not use elements.

In this way, with the cooperation of the two people, the treasure thieves below were defeated one after another. When it came to the last few members of the treasure thieves with poor psychological quality, they even cried and their whole spirit was not good.

"Ghost, I don't want to die."

"I must be dreaming, yes, this must be a dream."

"This is a curse, it must be a curse!"

"%#!&&%"

There were even some who were incoherent, and there was a stench wafting from their bodies. For such people, Cui Si did not carry them to the previous treasure stealing groups, but directly carried them to the foot of the cliff to avoid affecting the air.

After finishing everyone, look down and you will see no one else except the simple camps. It's like everything before was an illusion and those camps appeared out of thin air.

"Let's go, the mission is over."

Arthur felt it for a while, and after making sure nothing was missing, he asked Cui Si to prepare to return.

In this way, Cui Si, who traveled over mountains and ridges for two hours, and then played "horizontal single-burrow version of gopher" for an hour, returned with Arthur. After returning, it was just dark, and Cui Si left a sentence "What if" You can ask me for help if you need it." Then he left an address and went to report on the mission.

As for Arthur, he looked at the time and saw that it was not time to rest yet, but it was still a little late for dinner and a little too early for midnight snacks, so he planned to go to the teahouse to listen to the show, eat some snacks and drink some tea, and take a look. Can I meet Zhongli?

After asking people on the street, we came to the third floor of the teahouse, but all the seats were already full, and some people were even standing to listen to the show.

After asking the waiter at the teahouse, he said that Mr. Yun will be on stage today, so there are so many talents. There should be space in the private room on the fourth floor, but there should be no space around the open-air terrace on the third floor.

In this way, Arthur went to the fourth floor and opened a private room, then ordered a pastry and a pot of tea, intending to listen to Mr. Yun's play.

"Thinking about all the performances that had a complete mission, the only one that was officially released was the Goddess Pi Guan. I just happened to come and listen to it today."

Then he sat in the private room, eating snacks and drinking tea, waiting for the show to start.

"The snacks taste good, and the tea is also very fragrant. But the price is really not low. I don't know if it's because of Mr. Yun's performance today, or if it's always been so expensive."

Just a snack and a pot of tea, and then renting a private room cost [-] molas. Fortunately, I am not the poor person I was before, otherwise I might not have to stand there on the third floor and watch the show.

But at this time, a familiar figure slowly walked up the stairs and came to the third floor. When Arthur saw him, he also saw Arthur, and then went directly to the fourth floor. Arthur also went to the door. He opened the door and waited for this person's arrival.

This person is the purpose of Arthur's arrival. The rock god of Liyue, or Morax, also known as the god of war, is now alias Zhongli.

Zhongli didn't say anything more to Arthur. When he came to the door, he walked directly into the room and sat across from Arthur. Arthur poured Zhongli a cup of tea. Zhongli picked up the cup and took a sip. Finally, he Zhongli spoke first.

"Unexpectedly, the God of Wind has also changed. I have heard about you from Barbatos, or should I say, Wendy. The former Seven Gods, but now I am the only one who is still in the position, besides me and Wendy. , several other people have not experienced the erosion of wear and tear, even the two of us have suffered wear and tear, but Wendy is very free and easy, and directly changed power during her reign."

"Wendy must have told you about me. When I'm wandering around in the world, just call me Zhongli."

"Then I'll just call you Zhongli."

"can."

After speaking, Zhongli took another slow sip of tea and said no more.Although both of them wanted to say something, this was not the right place to talk, and Mr. Yun was also here.

Facts have proved that Arthur still underestimated Yun Jin's status in Liyue. As the current head of the "Yunhan Society", a famous Liyue opera actor who combines drama writing and singing skills, because Yun Jin's performance style is her own. , elegant and soft, just like the person she is. Her singing voice is sweet, her appearance is pretty, and she is famous for her smart and emotional performances.Whether she is a delicate and dignified daughter of a boudoir, or a heroine with righteousness and righteousness, she can handle it just right. It can be said that she is capable of praising history and praising virtues with literature, and can calm chaos with horses.

As soon as Yun Jin appeared on the stage, she ignited the atmosphere of the whole place. The last time I saw this kind of atmosphere was when Barbara performed on the stage during the Mondstadt celebration.

Due to limited time, Yun Jin only sang one song "Snow Walking" before ending today's performance. Even though Yun Jin had finished the performance and left, everyone was still intoxicated in Yun Jin's opera.

Chapter 58 Staying at Keqing’s house (3/5)

"If you need anything, you can come to me in the Rebirth Hall."

After saying that, Zhongli opened the door of the private room and left the teahouse. Everyone on the third floor also slowly left, with only a few people still drinking tea.

After finishing the snacks on the plate, he took a sip of tea, and then Arthur opened the door of the private room and felt the chilly evening breeze. Arthur also left. Although it was already evening, Liyue also It has not returned to darkness. Although most people have turned off the lights and rested, some shops are still open, such as restaurants, hotels, and the Hall of Rebirth.

But no matter how generous he is, he would not go to Shengshengtang to chat with Zhongli at night, not to mention that he is not in a hurry. As for the restaurant, Arthur, who has just finished his snacks, is not hungry enough to need a late-night snack, but he does need to find a place A place to stay for one night.

"Well, it's Arthur, are you still out at this late hour?"

Looking back, I found that it was Ke Qing.

"Yes, I just went to the teahouse to listen to Mr. Yun's play. Isn't Keqing still up so late?"

For modern people, there may be some social workers in this world who have just finished working overtime and are just on their way home, but for the continent of Teyvat, this world is already a time for most people to rest. Liyue is okay, after dark There is still enough fireworks.

I remember back in Mondstadt, after dark, except for Qin who was still working overtime, most people either went home to rest or went to the pub to drink.

"I was just about to go back to rest. I just finished dealing with the Qiuqiu people outside the city."

After Keqing finished speaking, she walked to Arthur. The direction Arthur was walking seemed to be the direction Keqing went home, but she didn't know whether Keqing got home first or Arthur found a place to rest first.

"By the way, you just came to Liyue. Do you have a place to stay?"

On the way, Keqing saw Arthur next to her walking in the same direction as herself. Maybe Arthur didn't know, but she knew that the place she was going to was more like a place for the children of the Liyue family to live, even if Arthur booked The room couldn't be here, and it couldn't be provided by Ningguang. After all, even Ningguang couldn't prepare everything in one afternoon.

But Arthur didn't know where he was going, but after hearing Ke Qing's words, he casually replied: "No, I was just planning to find a place to stay for one night."

"But there are no inns or hotels in this direction. The inns and hotels are on the other side."

After saying that, he pointed the direction to Arthur. After coming down from the teahouse, he crossed the bridge and met Ke Qing, so he headed in the original direction. However, he didn't expect that this direction was wrong. It was okay. Ke Qing Qing asked, otherwise she might be getting further and further away from her goal.

Then, Arthur wanted to turn around and go in the direction pointed by Keqing.

"Then I'll take my leave."

"Now that the ceremony of inviting the immortal is approaching, and it's night again, if you go at this time, there may not be a room available."

Looking at Arthur who was about to leave, Ke Qing reached out and grabbed Arthur's sleeve, holding him back.

After all, Keqing himself was responsible for the turnover of statistical personnel for a period of time. Because of Keqing's character, the final statistics were confirmed by Keqing personally. Although recently, in order to clean up the surrounding people and beasts, he has been working with Qianqiu. Yan Jun is outside, but Ke Qing still knows all the information in the city.

"That would be tragic."

After saying that, he recalled in his mind what Arthur had discussed with Ningguang after he left, and then made a decision.

"Then why don't you sleep at my house for one night? I still have a room available."

Arthur originally thought he was going to hang out all night today, and even considered whether to use the teleportation anchor to go back to Mondstadt's home first. Unexpectedly, he heard Keqing's invitation.

"please!"

After Arthur finished speaking, he grabbed Keqing's hands. Keqing was frightened by Arthur's sudden attack, and quickly retreated to withdraw his hands. However, he felt that he was too stressed, and his hand was just grabbed, and he panicked. What.

In this way, Arthur accepted Keqing's relief this time, followed Keqing and continued along this road, and finally came to the gate of Keqing's house.

Keqing is worthy of being one of the Seven Stars of Liyue, and she is also the daughter of the Ke family. Although the door is not magnificent, it is still very grand. After opening the door and entering, the entire yard is very clean, or in other words, very empty. This courtyard is more like a small courtyard. After entering the gate, there is a square hall with only a stone table and a few round chairs in the middle. Except for a human figure on the adjacent wall,

There is nothing else besides the wooden pile.

"I am the only one living at home for the time being. After becoming Liyue Qixing, I will live here alone. On weekdays, the servants of the family basically come to clean the house. On the left is the utility room and kitchen, and in front is my bedroom. On the right is the guest room, you can choose any one. It is fully equipped with bedding, oil lamps, tables and chairs. If you need anything else, you can ask me."

Arthur chose a room in the middle and walked in. Indeed, as Keqing said, the basic necessities of life were all there, but that was all. The setting of the room was completely unlike that of a young lady, one of the Seven Stars of Liyue. home decoration.

Although each piece of furniture can be seen to be of great value, there are no other works of art or luxury goods, and the overall layout is very pragmatic. It can be seen that Keqing's character is more practical. Although she will not treat herself badly, because she is just Ensure a certain amount of luxury within the scope of your life.

Sleeping on the bed in the guest room, the bed is very soft, indeed better than ordinary beds. It is more comfortable and more relaxing to fall asleep.

In this way, the fatigue along the way finally came back. The next day, Keqing did not wake Arthur up and left at dawn. He just left a note outside Arthur's room telling him She left.

Arthur slept until midnight, and was finally woken up by the maid sent by the Ke family to clean the house.

When she opened the door, the maid, who was only seventeen or eighteen years old, was shocked. She had been adopted by the Ke family since she was a child, and she had been responsible for taking care of Ke Qing's daily life since she was a child. Because Ke Qing had been very independent since she was a child, she had to take care of her every day. I'm just responsible for cleaning.

Today, as usual, she first cleaned up Keqing's boudoir, cleaned the yard, and then went to clean up the guest room that had been unoccupied. However, she did not expect that this would only be occupied by the Keqing parents when they sneaked over to visit their daughter. There are other people living in the room today.

And the most important thing is that this person is still a man.

She opened the door and closed it immediately when she saw Arthur, and then quickly left the courtyard.

Arthur was awakened by the sound of the door opening. Because he had just woken up, he did not see who came into the room, but the figure should not be Keqing but someone else. After thinking about it, it should be the servant Keqing mentioned yesterday.

But he didn't expect the servant to close the door and run away when he saw Arthur. According to the sound brought by the wind, he heard her muttering after she left: "The young lady is actually looking for a man. We need to report it to the head of the house as soon as possible!"

It made Arthur's mouth twitch, but it was hard to explain anything. The more he explained, the more it seemed to be trying to cover up. It would be better to wait for Keqing to know the news and let Keqing come forward to explain.

Chapter 59 Slime Shrimp Balls Made by Edible Xiangling (4/5))

When we came to the road, we didn't pay attention when we came last night. No wonder Keqing said that there are no inns or pubs in this area. The buildings in this area are all lofts or courtyards. The people who live here are either rich or noble. Think about it, even if Keqing is No matter how much she cares about her living environment, as Keqing is, as long as she is there, there will be people following her.

Whether it is the status of the Seven Stars of Liyue or the status of the daughter of the Ke family, there are countless people who do not hesitate to move forward and live next to Ke Qing, with the intention of getting the most advantageous, first come first. Although in recent years, because of Ke Qing's work enthusiasm that is far beyond ordinary people, Many suitors have been dissuaded, but there are still some who want to gain fame and show off in front of Keqing.

If it weren't for the fact that everyone couldn't accept Keqing's high-pressure working conditions, just socializing every day would be enough to kill half of her experience.

As for this property, of course it was prepared by the Keqing family when Keqing moved out of her home after she became the Seven Stars of Liyue. Her father really couldn't persuade Keqing to stay, so he gave this place to Keqing to live in.

Arthur followed the road back to the bridge where he met Ke Qing. Coincidentally, nearby is the Hall of Purity where Zhongli is now serving as guest minister. If he had not met Ke Qing yesterday, he would probably have looked around when he looked around. I found the nearby Shengsheng Hall and found that there was no place to stay. I didn't mind going to Zhongli for the first time, just to stay at the Shengsheng Hall for one night.

Speaking of which, Ningguang said that he would send someone to look for him today, but he didn't know when he would be able to come. Yesterday he stayed at Keqing's house for one night, and this morning he was regarded as the man Keqing abducted.

emmm, it seems that in a sense, it is right.

Unknowingly, Arthur wandered around randomly and finally came to Wanmin Hall. At this time, most people had already finished their meal. There were not many people in Wanmin Hall, only a few guests were eating.

The moment Arthur sat down, a figure jumped out of the kitchen with some strange condensation hanging on his body.

"What can the guests eat?"

"Do you have any recommendations?"

After all, this is my second time here, and I don’t know what to order. Since Xiangling is here, I would like to ask Xiangling to recommend some special dishes.Just looking at Xiang Ling in front of her, she didn't know for a moment whether she should tell her that the condensation on her body was very conspicuous. If she guessed correctly, it should be slime condensation.

“I highly recommend my newly developed slime shrimp balls. The crispy shrimp balls are wrapped with a thin layer of slime condensate, then wrapped in bread crumbs, fried in oil until golden and fished out. There are crispy fried shrimps, and there is a refreshing and cold slime condensate that brings a new taste. Do you want to try it? New products are launched. If the guest orders it, as the first taster, it will be given to the guest for free. Got it!"

Xiang Ling introduced her new dish enthusiastically. The other guests around saw Xiang Ling's excitement and wiped away the non-existent sweat.

Xiangling's cooking is not inferior to other chefs at all, but whenever she has free time, she will make some weird dishes, such as cold slime and frosting slime. Since slime was added to the ingredients by Xiangling, Slime has become a necessary product for Xiangling to develop new dishes.

Although none of them have eaten it, they have seen others eat it. After eating the slime shrimp dumplings, Hall Master Hu from the Palace of the Past Life lay directly on the ground. In those days, Hall Master Hu didn’t even see anyone else eating it. Sell ​​the funeral thing.

For a while, Hall Master Hu couldn't avoid the shrimp dumplings he loved. After a period of relief, he continued to eat shrimp dumplings, but before eating each time, he had to pinch off each shrimp dumpling to prevent any strange food from being mixed in. s things.

Since then, no one has tried Xiangling's new dishes, even if they were given free meals or extra dishes. Today, a new face came, and Xiangling saw a new sales target. No wonder she was so excited.

"Okay, let's have one."

Hearing Arthur's response, Xiangling happily returned to the kitchen and started making slime shrimp balls. The surrounding guests took a breath when they heard that Arthur actually chose Xiangling's new dish. , and they made a "hiss" sound in unison.

They all stopped their bowls and chopsticks and looked at Arthur as if they were looking at a hero.