Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Zhongli: That’s right, it’s all fools. (drinking tea)

Arthur also thought about using the strength of the horn to see if he could blow up the ice statue, even if he only eliminated the seriously injured Bashi.

But under everyone's dissuasion, Arthur also gave up. After all, no one knew whether the broken ice would take away the demon's life at the same time or break the seal.

Everyone had no choice but to return to Qunyu Pavilion and continue to discuss ways to solve the problem.

Under Ningguang's instruction, the Qianyan Army, which had lost the influence of the Demon God's pressure, resumed operations and began to read out the great achievements of everyone in defeating the Demon God in the city. Under Ningguang's description, the Liyue Seven Stars and the Immortals joined the two adventurers. With the help, the invasion of the devil was once again prevented.

This is Liyue's victory.

Originally, Ningguang planned to use this to promote Arthur and Ying, but Arthur refused. The lady already knew his identity, and Mond's Qin also knew that if it was publicized, he might be regarded as the God of Wind having other agendas. At Arthur's suggestion, Ningguang was just asked to say that it was the help of the two adventurers without revealing their identities.

Ying didn't care. After all, Ningguang had promised a big gift before Arthur came. How could fame be of any use to money?

Sora: Did you agree to find me?When I came to Liyue, I didn’t even post a missing person notice. I just asked for money, right? I stopped pretending...

Thanks to the efficient actions of Qianyan Army, everyone happily built snowmen on the road. Some even picked up a photo camera and took a group photo with the ice statue of the Demon God sitting on the sea.

However, the port has been ordered to be blocked. At the same time, no sailing is allowed until the problem of the Demonic Ice Statue is solved. Otherwise, people would probably row boats to visit it up close.

Everyone came to Qunyu Pavilion. In addition to Ningguang, Keqing and the immortals, Arthur and Hutao, one of whom was the MVP and Fengshen this time, were also invited to Qunyu Pavilion, and the other was the master of the Rebirth Hall. Was invited to Qunyu Pavilion.

Ying was also invited by Ning Guang. Although as a traveler, Ying was not suitable to participate in such a parliamentary topic, but there was still a celebration party, but Ying wanted to confirm her suspicions, so she declined Ning Guang's invitation.

Ningguang did not insist on asking Ying to stay. After telling Ying that she could come to Qunyu Pavilion to ask for reward from him at any time in the future, she led everyone back to Qunyu Pavilion.

A dinner party that was both a celebration party and a meeting to discuss follow-up issues began.

Because as a chef, when facing the Demon God, he could not resist the pressure of the Demon God. When Ningguang activated the Jade Pavilion, all the members were dismissed. As a result, Ningguang was so happy after winning the war that he directly After taking everyone back to Qunyu Pavilion, they were all ready to eat, but then they remembered that the chef was not at Qunyu Pavilion at all.

"The chef is gone, so I will cook today."

Ning Guang was not troubled. The chef happened to be away. In addition to Ke Qing, who was also a seven-star, there were other immortals, not to mention Arthur who was the god of wind. Even Hu Tao was a person with a long history. host.

Cooking by yourself can be regarded as a demonstration of one's passion. As one of the Seven Stars of Liyue, several people have the opportunity to eat the food cooked by oneself.

"Let me help too."

"I'm here too."

Arthur and Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun did not watch Ningguang cook alone. After all, they didn't know how long it would take, and they didn't know Ningguang's level. What if he made a wave of dark dishes.

The two master chefs entered the back kitchen. The back kitchen was very big, let alone three people. Even if it was doubled, it would not seem crowded, and all kinds of materials were very complete. Although the previous battle had caused the inside of Qunyu Pavilion to It was received with turmoil, but because of the tight packaging, apart from being a little messy, there was no damage or a mess around it.

"I think back then, only the Emperor and my friends ate the food I cooked, and they all praised my cooking. Today, I will show you my skills."

After saying that, Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng went to pick out the ingredients, ready to show off his skills to the two of them.

"My cooking has impressed many people. The acting leader of the Knights of the West Wind in Mondstadt, Xiang Ling from Liyue Wanmin Hall all praised me. Even Yuheng Xing Qing, one of Liyue's Seven Stars, is obsessed with me. I can’t help myself with the food.”

Although Arthur has a lot of ingredients in his own warehouse, the ingredients here in Qunyu Pavilion are very precious at first glance. Even ordinary vegetables look much better than those sold in the market outside. It is worthy of Ningguang's handiwork.

"Don't underestimate me. There is nothing in Liyue that I don't know."

It was much simpler for Ningguang to choose the ingredients here. He just chose some old chicken and pork bones, then some cabbage, and only took away the cabbage sum, and some animal meat and flour.

After the last few people finished cooking, each brought their prepared dishes to the table.

First of all, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun used his magical power to place the prepared pearl emerald white jade soup, mola meat and matsutake stuffed meat rolls on the table.

Next was Ning Guang, who put the boiled cabbage she had prepared on the table. She originally wanted to make her special delicacy, Qiankun Molla Pork, but found that Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun had already made it first, so she made a dumpling. .

Arthur finally brought the dishes to the table, a portion of golden shrimp balls, a portion of abundant rice and a portion of butter crab.

When Arthur served the food, he intentionally placed the golden shrimp balls next to Keqing. After all, Keqing's favorite food was the golden shrimp balls.

Thinking of what Arthur said in the kitchen just now, he saw the golden shrimp balls placed in front of Ke Qing, and Ning Guang showed a meaningful smile to Ke Qing.

Ke Qing was stunned by Ning Guang's gaze. If there wasn't an immortal present, she might not have asked Ning Guang why she looked at her so much.

After looking at Ke Qing for a while, Ning Guang secretly lamented that the move he made when Arthur came was so correct. Although he didn’t know whether Arthur’s appearance this time was because of Ke Qing, but seeing Arthur and With the relationship between Keqing and the bond that Arthur established in Liyue, it felt like the plan was set for just one house. This transaction could be called the most correct transaction since he started doing business.

This time, Ning Guang gave up the main seat to Arthur. Sitting on the left were a group of immortals, while Ning Guang took the first seat on the right.

Other countries have the custom of respecting the right, but Liyue has always respected the left. She asked the immortals to sit on the left to show their respect. At the same time, the main person in this incident was also the only god present. Listed in the main position.

It also highlights Liyue’s dining table culture.

Chapter 1 Negotiating the Seal

No one had any opinion about the seats, except that Hutao sat at the end on the right, a little far away from Arthur, and was a little impatient, but knowing the identities of everyone here, he had no choice but to hold back his intention to move.

"Old lady, I don't have anything good, so I'll just take out the wine in my collection to celebrate."

Grandma Ping took out two jars of wine that looked very old at first glance, and poured them first to Arthur, who was sitting in the main seat, and then to Ningguang, Keqing and Hutao, who were sitting on the right side of Arthur.

Then they were distributed among the immortals.

Because of the operations of Ningguang and Grandma Ping, as well as their previous fight side by side in the war with the demon god, the dispute between humans and immortals caused by the death of the emperor came to an end here.

With the joint efforts of Ning Guang, the representative of human beings, and Grandma Ping, the representative of immortals, everyone started the celebration banquet. Everyone chose to temporarily forget about the demon god who was still on the sea and Ruo Tuo who was about to be unsealed. The Dragon King is absorbed in the joy of the banquet.

After everyone started eating, they began to praise the cooking skills of several people, and then drank the wine that Grandma Ping brought out. It was not spicy at all, but was very smooth in the mouth. If Arthur had to find a wine of the same level, There was only the bottle of wine that Mr. Lu took out.

Although everyone was immersed in the happy atmosphere of the celebration banquet, they were not intoxicated by the wine in the glasses. Liyue also did not have the wine table culture of crazy toasting. After clinking glasses for the first time, they chatted happily and ate their dishes. Take a sip of wine from time to time.

After drinking and eating, Ningguang originally wanted to clear the table by himself because the people who stayed in Qunyu Pavilion left, but Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun waved his wings, and everything disappeared, leaving only clean desktop.

"Then let's start talking about business."

Ning Guang stood up anyway, brought some fruits and tea and put them on the table.

Arthur asked, "Do you want drinks or desserts?"

After confirming everyone's choices, he directly used his culinary proficiency to prepare the meals everyone asked for after dinner, and let Feng place them in front of everyone.

"The biggest problem right now is the seal over the Fulongshu."

As an immortal who has always lived in Hulao Mountain, Zhenjun Lishui Dieshan then expressed his opinion.

"The person sealed over there is Dragon King Ruotuo. He was a comrade who fought side by side with the emperor. He was sealed by the emperor because of wear and tear. If it is really the one who unsealed it, if there is still some sense left as before, it can be the same as before. Find a way to make it voluntarily sealed, if Dragon King Ruotuo completely loses his mind and only has anger towards Liyue, even if the emperor is alive, it will be difficult to ensure that nothing goes wrong."

As a creature created from the crystallization of elements, Ruotuo Dragon King carries the power and memories of the earth and lives as long as the mountains and seas.During the Demon War, Morax discovered Rudo and put his eye on him.Therefore, Ruotu signed a contract with Morax and followed him to conquer all directions. However, due to Liyue's mining of rock formations, the earth's veins were destroyed, and Ruotu lost his mind due to the wear and tear of power, and attacked the Rock Abyss, violating the contract. , was suppressed by Morax under the Fulong Tree, and it was sealed voluntarily only when it had some sense and still had feelings for Morax, Liyue and even the life on earth in its heart.

However, for thousands of years, Ruotuo Dragon King has used the Fulong Tree to absorb the power of the earth's veins. Now, because of the young master, the seal has been loosened. If the seal is really broken, the consequences will be disastrous. After all, there is only one follower, Ba Shu. The demon god of the whirlpool, Osel, is different.

Ruotuo Dragon King's retinue still exists in Liyue, but they are afraid of the immortals and Morax and have never appeared randomly.

When the Ruotuo Dragon King is born, his relatives and the Rock Dragon Lizards will all fight with him. There are all kinds of Rock Dragon Lizards in various places in Liyue. The threat to Liyue will not be the same as it is now. Solved easily.

What's more, there is also an ancient rock dragon lizard in Tianqiu Valley, and it is not known whether there is really only one ancient rock dragon lizard in Tianqiu Valley in Liyue.

"The seal at Dragon King Ruotuo should still be able to hold up for a while. Let's think of a way to see if we can strengthen the seal."

"Then I have recently sent the Qianyan Army to seal off the surrounding areas, and at the same time be vigilant about Tianqiu Valley and other places where Rock Dragon Lizards exist."

The existence of the Ruotuo Dragon King indeed makes everyone more troubled. After all, it is very dangerous to encounter a rock dragon lizard in the wild. If the rock dragon lizard and the ancient rock dragon lizard that have been hiding show up together, Liyue simply does not have enough strength to deal with it. After all, it is impossible to spread all the people's hands to deal with the rock dragon lizard and leave Ruotuo Dragon King alone.

"we can only do this."

Several people could only sigh. Fortunately, the situation was not irreversible yet, and there was still a glimmer of hope.

"The next step is to find a solution for the 'Demon of the Whirlpool' Osel and his retinue 'The Remaining Power of the Whirlpool'."

"First of all, because we can't be sure whether the demon will die or be unsealed after the ice breaks, so if there are other ways, we won't consider breaking the ice."

"My book seems to have a way to press the demon gods into the sea. If you cooperate with Qunyu Pavilion, it is possible to seal them successfully, but I don't know what is happening underneath the demon gods now. It won't work if they are also sealed."

After hearing the words of Zhen Yue Zhu Yang Zhenjun, Ke Qing first replied: "I will send some God's Eye holders to check under the Demon God."

"If it is really empty, I am willing to use the Qun Jade Pavilion to seal it, and I will ask Zhenjun Xieyue Zhuyang to find out the relevant method."

Ningguang doesn't mind using the Qun Jade Pavilion to seal the demon. After all, although it is her dream to have the Qun Jade Pavilion cover the Seven Kingdoms, Liyue is her home and the place where she has dedicated her life. According to Ningguang's words, "It's just a group of people." Jade Pavilion, I can still explode one or two more."

"Please also ask Miss Ningguang, we will remember your efforts."

"Let's consider this plan as an alternative first and think about whether there are other methods. After all, we're not sure yet what the situation will be."

"Old lady, I have a way. I can make a magic weapon for storing things. The magic weapon's cave is like a small world. If I ask the old lady to prepare it well, I should be able to put a demon. But I have to find a way to put them If they are separated, even if they can be put together, there may not be enough material to withstand it."

Grandma Ping also proposed her own plan, but no one came up with other methods after that. After all, it could neither destroy the ice nor move at will, so many methods conflicted.

When everyone was at a loss what to do, Arthur suddenly remembered something.

Chapter 1 The mission has not been completed yet

Arthur thought to himself that he had been led astray. Although everyone thought that Emperor Yan Wang had passed away, he knew that he was now in Liyue under the pseudonym Zhongli, so why not just let him find a way? He thought so Do more.

"Arthur, what can you do?"

But at this time, the topic was brought to Arthur by Ke Qing.

Arthur hasn't reacted yet, but everyone has turned their attention to Arthur.After all, they had no choice, not from the perspective of humans and immortals. As the initiator of everything, and one of the Seven Gods, Arthur might have some solution.

Looking at the expectant eyes of everyone, Arthur thought to himself: "Am I still going to tell you that I am going to find the Rock God himself for help, and then tell you that Morax is actually not dead? I am just lying to you, just for fun."

Just think about it, if you really say it, everyone here may suddenly relax and be very happy, but Zhongli, whose plan was ruined, may directly transform into his own body and start a battle between gods with himself.

Let yourself experience for yourself what a God of War is?

Although I don't know whether I will lose or win now, it is completely unnecessary. Why bother?

But looking at everyone's eyes, it seems that if I don't think of a solution today, it won't work.

“It’s not that there are no ways, but it may not be successful.”

Although Kevin is very powerful, he specializes in magic. When it comes to seals, the Herrscher of Rock, who is the Ninth Herrscher, is obviously more suitable. Of course, I am not talking about the shameful Star Herrscher Chen Tianwu, but the former Herrscher of the Rock. Civilization swallowed up the Star Herrscher of Mu Continent.

Or the power of being the Herrscher of Reason can also be used, but the prerequisite is that it cannot be that milk-flavored salted duck. After all, she has no way to use the power of the God Key (pseudo).

Other people's power can also solve it, but as Ningguang said, he doesn't know whether the lifting of the ice seal will kill the demon or unblock it. If it is unblocked, it will be another battle, even if he can hold on for more than ten years now. Minutes, but due to the lack of Honkai energy, it is difficult for him to use full firepower without restrictions.

"any solution?"

Hearing that Arthur had a solution, everyone listened attentively to what Arthur said and did not dare to slip away in the slightest.

"I have the power to burst out temporarily, but it may only be one-third..."

Thinking that the power he seemed to have awakened was not only related to the Herrscher, Arthur suddenly changed his mind.

"No, it should be a few tenths or one percent chance of encountering suitable power. Other powers are enough to fight the demons and suppress them, but they may not be able to seal them."

After hearing that the probability was so low, everyone gave up.

"Then send someone to see what's going on under the sea first. If there's nothing else, please ask True Monarch Cutting the Moon and Zhuyang to learn from the books how to press the devil into the sea. Grandma Ping, I also ask you to go first. It’s time to make a magic weapon to store the devil, and I will send someone to deliver the necessary materials.”

Then he paused and said, "If that doesn't work, then please take action, Arthur. Even if it can't be sealed, I can let Liyue's people evacuate in advance, and then fight with peace of mind. Having sufficient preparation time can ensure that nothing goes wrong."

"If you think of any solution, you can inform me and I will send someone to pass the news to others."

With that, the meeting ended.

The immortals left Qunyu Pavilion directly by their own means. Ningguang and Keqing still had follow-up matters to deal with. Although the crisis was temporarily lifted, as said in the meeting, whether it was Fulongshu Whether it is the Dragon King Ruotuo or the Osaier and Bashi who are now frozen, Keqing and Ningguang need to be responsible for arranging manpower to deal with it.

Hu Tao was arranged to be sent to Qunyu Pavilion. Because Arthur still had things to deal with, Hu Tao returned to the Hall of Purity alone.

"Goodbye, see you tomorrow."

"See you tomorrow."

After separating from Hu Tao, he looked at the Jade Pavilion in the sky and the demon ice sculpture with only shadows left in the distance because of the setting sun. It was time for him to look for Zhongli.

"But the system is down again?"

The battle with Osel is obviously over, but the system has not responded for a long time. Speaking of which, the system's presence has been a bit low recently. Is the system broken these days?

[It is detected that the task has not been completed, and Liyue is still under the shadow of the devil. 】

"Is your shadow serious?"

Looking under the moonlight, looking in the direction of Liyue Port, although it is still blocked, but through the moonlight, you can still see the shadow of the devil falling on the sea.

"Forget it, let's go find Mr. Zhong next. He still has experience."

Then very calmly, Arthur came to the Northland Bank. Because of the fools, the Northland Bank was now surrounded by Ningguang's eyes. Everyone who came in and out was recorded, and there were also some people with acceptable identities. After leaving, he was followed behind.

But he didn't need to go in through the front door. He still knew the location of the small door that Dadalia took him through before. This was originally the back door left for him by the fools. Most of the people who left through the front door were insignificant people. For example, young master, madam, as executives, they will be stared at even if they show up now. Now they can trade the Heart of God with Zhongli in Beiguo Bank, which is completely through the back door.

Entering Beiguo Bank, it seems that the transaction on the Heart of God has been completed, because now only Zhongli and Young Master are still drinking together, "You guys deceived me so hard."

As soon as he came in, he heard Dadalia complaining to Zhongli. Zhongli did not choose to comfort Dadalia. He just held the cup in his hand and looked at Dadalia sitting opposite him quietly.

"Yeah, you guys deceived me so hard."