Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

"Woooooo."

When Arthur came in, he suddenly had an expression as if he had met a betrayed man, and suddenly started to act. He took a handkerchief from somewhere and looked at Zhongli and Young Master, like a betrayed person looking at two people who abandoned him. Like a heartless man, he wiped the corners of his eyes and pretended to cry.

Zhongli thought that Barbatos would be enough to give him a headache before, but he didn't expect that he would be replaced by Fengshen. He thought that Arthur was a pretty normal person. Although he was a bit nonsensical at times, just like Hutao, Zhongli put him and Hutao together. Among a kind of people.

I just thought the two of them were more optimistic, but now seeing Arthur start acting up as soon as he came in, Zhongli suddenly understood Mandrill's original mood, and the hand holding the cup began to shake unnaturally due to emotional instability.

Dadalia was still complaining at first, but after Arthur's performance, she suddenly didn't know if she should continue. She always felt that if she was like Arthur, she would be a bit stupid.

Chapter 1 Huh?

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu by

Although the young master ended his performance, how could Arthur, who was suddenly in high spirits, stop his performance and continue to perform more and more energetically.

The young master suddenly saw that Zhongli had stopped drinking tea. Even the tea was spilled on the table, and the bulging veins could be seen on the back of his hand. With a "pop" sound, the cup failed to withstand Zhongli's grip and broke into pieces. Come on.

"Feel sorry."

"It doesn't matter, it's just a teacup. I'll just get another one."

But after the young master put on a new tea cup, he poured tea for Zhongli. This time Zhongli had no interest in continuing to drink tea. If he had not decided to step down as the Rock God and planned to live a stable life as Zhongli, Zhongli would probably I already want to let Arthur see what the wrath of God is.

"It's a pity that we worked so hard to seal them up, but we are so weak and powerless that we can't deal with them. Now they are still on the sea, and Brother Tuozi is watching behind them. We are in so much trouble."

After saying that, he looked at Zhongli.

But neither of them believed a word of what Arthur said. He was a weakling, a rookie adventurer, and weak. If Arthur was considered weak, then who were the others?Can’t you take care of yourself?

What's more, a lot of effort was put into it. From the time the Demon God was unsealed to being frozen, it was an hour. The Demon God of the Whirlpool just wanted to cry.

However, although Zhongli had planned to resign, he would not really ignore Liyue. After all, the Fengshen of Mondstadt had come to help Liyue, so he really blamed others for his own problems.

"Brother Tuozi? You should be talking about the Dragon King Ruotuo under the Fulong Tree. I will be responsible for strengthening the seal, but there is nothing I can do about Osel and Bashi."

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"What happened to them? Didn't you seal Osel before?"

"Although that's the case, I can't handle your layer of ice. It's not what this world should have."

"Hey!"

Seeing Arthur suddenly make Barbatos's signature move, the mood that had just calmed down suddenly became unbearable again. What the hell is the God of Wind? Isn't there a normal person?

Arthur probably understood that what Zhongli was talking about was Honkai Energy. The power of wind he used before was always an additional product of the power of wind. Even in the previous battle with the lady, the power of Qianjie was also used. Within the body, but this time the Honkai energy was completely emitted.

Suddenly, I felt a little scared when I thought about it. Fortunately, the Honkai was not able to escape because of this. Otherwise, if a wave of Honkai came in Teyvat, I would probably be killed by the gods, and I would have to find a way to escape.

"Then you two can continue making out, and I won't disturb you anymore."

After saying that, he left through the back door.

"You tm..."

It was the first time she saw Zhongli swearing. Dadalia was about to say something else, but seeing Zhongli about to take action, the spear appeared in his hand, and he quickly pulled out Zhongli who was about to go berserk.

"Mr. Zhongli, it won't happen, it won't happen, and if you get into a fight with Arthur, I'm afraid you will be arrested by the Qianyan Army."

Under Dadalia's persuasion, Zhongli also calmed down. After all, the young master was right. He is retired now. If he really fights Arthur, he cannot expose his identity at will, so he can only use part of his power. In this way, he He probably couldn't win, after all, he didn't have the power to seal Osail and Bazha with one blow.

Another point is that although the names of the two adventurers were not mentioned in the announcement, they were definitely Ying and Arthur. If he really took action, he would probably be labeled as attacking Liyue's distinguished guests and be arrested the next moment. Go to jail.

After Arthur left through the back door, he returned home directly. Because of the celebration banquet, there was no need to cook tonight, not to mention that Keqing was still trapped at work and could not escape. Zhongli learned that, After Brother Tuozi didn't need to worry about himself, Arthur lay on the bed and fell asleep.

In the dream, Arthur met his father-in-law. His father-in-law walked to Arthur with the Skyfire Sacrifice in his remaining hand and said to Arthur: "Today, I will teach you my most awesome attack method. I will launch an awesome attack for the sake of the one I love.”

In the dream, after seeing Siegfried finish using it, Arthur still looked like a child who had gained new knowledge and said loudly: "Master, I remember."

Then he turned into Stella and crashed into Ossel.

Then at the moment of the explosion, he woke up.

"Fuck, what a ghost dream."

Arthur suddenly woke up. This dream was really outrageous. He had blown up too many imaginary soldiers, and then his conscience was disturbed. He had a dream and learned from his father-in-law to commit suicide with sky fire, and then he turned into Stella and launched himself. out.

"Why don't you use the imaginary numbers to blow up the soldiers a few times in the future? It seems a bit excessive."

Pioneer of Imaginary Numbers: Well said, apart from the very beginning, I used it as a summon to clear out mobs and do last-hit hits. Ever since you started playing tricks, I have exploded every time I appear.

After washing up, I cast a cleaning technique on myself to get rid of the chaos caused by this strange dream, and then came to the kitchen, intending to adjust my mood and prepare today's breakfast.

But speaking of it, I seemed to be the one who was about to launch an awesome attack. I couldn’t really release Stella myself. I looked at the cores evolved from the two hearts of gods, and then looked at the bow and arrow I was using for a while. .

It seems that I have really met the conditions for self-destruction!

What is this called?Those who blow up people will always blow them up?But fortunately, the system said that he would not die, so it would not be used as a self-killing skill.

Speaking of which, where is Keqing?Although Ke Qing has been too busy since the emperor passed away and went to work without having time to have breakfast, but today she didn't hear the door opening or closing door next door. It's not like Ke Qing didn't come back all night.

After eating breakfast, Arthur packed a breakfast, came to Keqing's door, and knocked on Keqing's door. After a long time, there was no response.

"Master Engraver, it's not like you really didn't come home all night, or you stayed up too late, and you are finally going to work on your performance for the Hall of Rebirth?"

Controlling the wind, he flew to Keqing's room, and the message sent told Arthur that there was no one in the room. It seemed that Keqing had really stayed out all night, but that was fine. He didn't just die suddenly while working overtime to boost performance for the Hall of Life.

Chapter 1 Looking for Keqing

Since Keqing is not at home, either he and Ningguang are still in Qunyu Pavilion, or they are still working, or after arranging for the personnel to go to sea, Keqing himself has also gone together.

This is in line with Keqing's character. I thought that during this period of time, Keqing was influenced by me to come to dinner on time, and no longer indulged in work and forgot about life. But now it seems that Keqing is still Keqing, nothing. Change.

"Is Keqing here?"

When I arrived at Keqing's office, I didn't enter Keqing's office so far. Instead, I asked the secretaries working at the office. It was not yet working time, and only one secretary came early.

"Ah, Lord Arthur! Good morning!"

The little secretary, who had not yet woken up, suddenly woke up when she saw Arthur coming over.In Arthur's comments, he also lowered his head and straightened his hair because he didn't sleep well and didn't have time to do it properly.

"Good morning, have you seen Qing Qing?"

"Master Keqing? She didn't come today. She must have gone out. I haven't seen her today."

"Okay, then you can rest first, I'll leave first."

"Goodbye Lord Arthur!"

After saying that, Arthur left and closed the door.

Since Keqing is not here, he must have gone to Qunyu Pavilion or went to sea. If he really went to sea in such a large area, if Keqing really went to the sea together to explore whether there is a gap under the ice sculpture that sealed the demon god, he would have to go to the shore. Wait, let's go to Qunyu Pavilion first. Even if Keqing is not here, Keqing will come back to find Ningguang when the time comes.

After Arthur left, the little secretary just lay down on the table, "Oh, why didn't I sleep well last night? Lord Arthur hasn't seen my ugly appearance today."

In fact, except for her hair, which was a little messy, her clothes and makeup were very neat. Only her hair was not slept well, so she did it casually and came over. Who would have thought that she would meet Arthur as soon as she came over.

This little secretary was the one who accidentally fell off the cliff and was rescued when he went to Tianheng Mountain that day to look for the terminal machine. He had a crush on Arthur at that time, but as a determined CP of Qing Qing x Arthur Damn it, she didn't express her feelings to Arthur. Instead, she suppressed it and confirmed her identity as a single person. However, when people who liked her saw her ugly behavior, she really wanted to find a trap to jump into.

At this time, other little secretaries also came one after another. When they saw her lying on the table and looking listless, they immediately came over to ask her.

After learning what happened, everyone who belonged to the cp party suddenly smiled like an aunt.

Of course, this smile was not for her, but for Arthur and Ke Qing. After all, they came here early in the morning to look for Ke Qing with breakfast before going to work. They didn't believe it if they said they were not related.

As other members of the guest party, everyone started to waver at this time. It was just delivering breakfast, which was normal, but coming here early before going to work and not letting anyone transfer it to Keqing was not what the guest did. Doing this The person causing trouble is either a very close friend or a lover.

The members of the Keqing Party began to slowly transform into the CP Party. I don’t know when Keqing’s secretaries became staunch CP Party members. I am afraid that Keqing and Arthur have nothing to do with each other, and the secretaries will secretly try their best to Help, facilitate two people.

Arthur directly found a deserted place, then flew up, and then flew to Qunyu Pavilion.

Maybe the two of them had really worked all night, but now they didn't see anyone in Qunyu Pavilion. The previous Qianyan Army guards had left as early as yesterday during the celebration banquet, and they were the two who were responsible for making the announcement, and Others also left long before the war began.

So when Arthur came to Qunyu Pavilion, he didn't see anyone. He only knew the location of the hall and kitchen. He planned to find Ningguang, but he accidentally bumped into Ningguang's boudoir, and then saw Ningguang sleeping soundly. of condensed light.

Fortunately, Ningguang was sleeping in a good position, with the quilt neatly covering his body. Except for his head and hands, the rest of his skin was wrapped in gold silk quilts, and no trace of it was exposed. Because of this, there was no embarrassment. In this situation, it seems that Ningguang will sleep for a while. After all, other people came, and Ningguang didn't wake up, so he seemed to be sleeping soundly.

Arthur left quietly without disturbing Ningguang as she continued to sleep. In order to prevent any misunderstanding, Arthur did not wait in the Jade Pavilion but left directly.

After Arthur left, Ningguang was still asleep, and Arthur had no choice but to come to the sea. In the end, he didn't see the boat that came out to explore the scene. Ke Qing seemed to disappear out of thin air. Home, office, Qunyu I didn't see the pavilion, the sea, any place I could think of.

You can't just arrange the manpower to clean up the rock dragon lizards first.

Finally, I gave up looking for Keqing, but I bumped into Keqing on the way home. I also saw something in Keqing’s hand. If I looked carefully, it seemed like breakfast?

"Keqing, where have you been?"

Ke Qing turned around, and a pair of dark circles appeared in Arthur's field of vision.

Good guy, I'm afraid Keqing just came back from buying breakfast. No wonder she can't find it there. Who would have thought that Keqing would buy breakfast before going home.

"Arthur, I brought it to you early..."

Then something embarrassing happened. The two stood at the door, facing each other, each holding a breakfast in his hand.

In the end, Ke Qing explained to Arthur while she was drowsy, then handed breakfast into Arthur's hands, turned around and returned to her room, planning to go to bed.

In short, it was just one step away. Even if the order was changed, he could still see Keqing. When he went out, Keqing had just finished discussing everything with Ningguang. When Arthur arrived at Keqing's office, , Ke Qing had just left Qunyu Pavilion, and Arthur arrived at Qun Yu Pavilion. Ke Qing thought that Arthur should get up at this time and buy breakfast.

Then the two of them took a piece of breakfast each, and finally Arthur took it all to the warehouse and stored it.

Although Keqing bought it with her own hands, she did not go straight home after returning home. Instead, she wasted some time going to the market to buy breakfast and gave it to herself. However, she was not Paimon. After eating, she really had no appetite. Eat two breakfasts.

Although my name is Arthur, I am not a poster girl for a certain game. I don't have a so-called stomach. I can only eat a little more than ordinary people.

Now that I know that Ke Qing did not die suddenly and did not work overtime continuously, I feel relieved. Both Ke Qing and Ning Guang are making up for their losses. It is estimated that the immortals are also busy. Although the Demon God failed to invade Liyue, because of the Demon God Despite the pressure, many people who were already in poor health or elderly people have left. Hu Tao and Zhongli are also busy now.

Looking at it this way, it seems that the only acquaintances I have are Ying and Xiangling.

Chapter 1: Please, Arthur A Dream

But Xiangling is not within the scope of his consideration. After all, if he really shows up, he will be pestered to make his own strange dishes. To be honest, once or twice is fine. It has always been like this. No wonder Hutao was so disgusted with slimes in the first place.

As for the screen...

Forget it, she has been working as a tool recently, let her rest for a day. Ossel can just take action on his own. I guess for Brother Tuozi, although Zhongli promised to come forward to solve the problem last night, in order not to reveal his identity, he probably I will still get Ying to show up.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that everyone I know is busy, so I should take a good rest at home for a day.

Cui Si: Wait?And me?

Unfortunately, not long after Arthur read the book, there was a knock on the door.

"Come on, don't knock."

When he opened the door, he found that it was Ying and Paimon. He wanted them to have a good rest, but Ying came to the door.

"Arthur! The person responsible for going to Qunyu Pavilion from Ningguang is missing. Please send us up."

What do you think? In the end, it's your turn to be the tool, right?

It was normal for the two of them to find no one. Ningguang had just slept here, and people there would wake him up. It is estimated that all the employees of Qunyu Pavilion got a day off today.

"What are you looking for Ningguang for?"

"I need a reward. I agreed to pay yesterday, but I left in advance yesterday. I got up early today to find Ningguang, but I couldn't find it. I couldn't even get up there, so please, Arthur Ameng!"

"Don't call me this name that sounds like a blue mechanical cat!"

I don't know when, I seem to have turned into an all-round wishing machine. Whenever I can't think of a way, I will come to me for help, and I really help every time, and then I will start to get worse. .

It's obvious that you are the tool.

"You can go back tomorrow. They stayed up all night yesterday to discuss countermeasures. They probably just went to bed now."

"Oh, forget it, let's talk about it tomorrow."

Although Ying is starting to feel a little disdainful now, at least the things she does will not arouse other people's plans. On the contrary, this lack of scheming performance makes everyone feel at ease.

"You should also have a good rest. You have been busy for so many days, so you can rest peacefully for two days."

As a result, Yingying said without thinking, "That's not possible, I still have something to do!"

"Oh?"

Sora: Sister, have you finally remembered me?

As a result, what he said next almost shocked Arthur's jaw.

"In order to save money and buy a house, I have to work hard and make money."

"For food, rush!"