Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Anyway, because I was 100% caught with my bare hands, I didn’t have the requirement for the lethality of the weapon. Instead, for creatures without hands, the weapon would be worn out every time. Now that there is Lake Toya, I can not care about the wear and tear of the weapon. Bring the skills of this early stage into the mainstream capabilities again.

In this way, as the flow of people slowly returned to Liyue, the fragrance of Liyue reappeared, and people were laughing and laughing on the street. Although everyone was forced to leave their homes due to Ningguang's order before, As a result, they were asked to return not long after leaving. But when they returned home and saw the calm sea and the disappearing ice statue, everyone resumed their old lives.

But not everyone is happy. For example, a certain wallet and the owner of the wallet are not happy now.

After resting for a while, Ning Guang returned to Liyue Port. The first thing he did was to impose sanctions on the Fools. First, he suspended economic cooperation with the Winter Country, and then sent people to seal up the North Country Bank on suspicion of forging lease certificates. Lending with Yin Yang Contract.

Now the young master is facing the lawyer sent by Liyue with a sad face. Looking at the young girl in front of him, he thought it would be easy to solve the problem. However, when the other party spoke, he said "law" on the left and "system" on the right, which made the young master unable to say anything. If he spoke, he had to remain silent.

But the young master's silence only made the other party talk more excitedly.

"It's okay not to speak, as it won't interrupt my train of thought, and every word you say will be recorded as evidence in court. According to Article xxx of Liyue Law..."

The young master looked at the person named Yan Fei in front of him, who was still talking here. Apart from his family, the young master who was most passionate about martial arts was completely depressed at this moment. He talked about a lot of laws and regulations in Liyue, and the Beiguo Bank. illegal operations.

What does the young master know about this matter? There is a dedicated person in charge. As a result, as the only executive officer in Liyue Ming, after Yan Fei entered the scene, he ignored the bank manager and went directly to find him and started talking about all kinds of things. Violations.

When did it happen, how much was the amount, what regulations were violated, and what penalties were required, all listed one by one.

"That's it. Beiguo Bank needs to make rectifications. We are now notifying Beiguo Bank, which belongs to Zhidong, that this is the amount of compensation you need to pay Liyue, as well as the rectification measures. Please complete the rectifications within one month, and Beiguo Bank is not allowed to operate during this period."

Seeing that Yan Fei had finally finished speaking, he quickly signaled to the manager to quickly take the documents from Yan Fei's hand. These things were not his own headache.

Just as the young master was about to stand up and leave, he was grabbed by Qian Yanjun beside Yan Fei, and then it was as if he heard the devil's whisper.

"Mr. Dadalia, why are you leaving in such a hurry? Just now, it was just about the North Country Bank. Next, there is the matter of the Fools being suspected of forging the Forbidden Rules and appearing in the Qun Jade Pavilion with the intention of destroying the final machine."

After finally finishing speaking, he was about to leave when he was pulled back again.

"Don't worry, next is the compensation for the damage caused by your appearance in the Golden House."

"Wait a minute, and there will be compensation for the effects you have had by summoning the Demon God using the Bai Wu Tao Lu."

"Although you are in a hurry, don't be anxious yet, there are still things to come..."

The young master felt numb. If he hadn't been in Liyue and still represented the Winter Kingdom, now the young master would have wanted to hit someone.

The young master, who was about to cry without tears, could only keep listening to Yan Fei's various announcements, "Who will save me?"

The owner of the wallet was now being arranged by Hu Tao to dig a pit. In order to bury those people, Zhongli looked at the small shovel in his hand, then looked at the deep pit on the ground and the surrounding coffins, and couldn't help but ask himself: "I'm not Have you retired? Why do you seem to be busier?"

"Hurry up, Zhongli, I'll finish digging soon and have to go back to rest."

In this way, on this night when the people of Liyue began to celebrate that the threat of the demon god was finally gone, the wallet and its owner spent a sleepless night.

When the two met the next day, they saw each other's matching expressions and couldn't help but feel a little pity for each other.

Chapter 113: Gifting Ceremony to Immortals

"Arthur, I'll leave it to you today."

"Okay, don't you feel comfortable leaving it to me?"

On the other hand, Zhongli beside him suddenly felt a chill on his back.

Time flies and comes a few days later. Because the problem between the 'Demon of the Whirlpool' Osel and the 'Remaining Power of the Whirlpool' Bashi has been completely resolved, the ceremony of sending immortals can finally be carried out smoothly. The person responsible for the preparations is the Rebirth Hall. Although Zhongli and Ying have always been responsible for various things, but for the sake of the original agreement, Hutao and Arthur also joined the activities.

Looking at the large jar of fluorescent powder in Hu Tao's hand, and the strange smiles when the two of them were communicating, Zhongli now felt a chill in his back, as if something was about to happen.

Normally, the ceremony of sending immortals needs to be carried out at noon, just like the ceremony of inviting immortals, but under the strong suggestions of Hu Tao and Arthur, the time was moved to the time when yin and yang intersect.

Watching the sunset about to set, the ceremony of sending immortals went smoothly.

"The people of Liyue were once happy, and in their happiness they forgot the cruelty of time. The long dream of 'the land of gods' lasts forever..."

"After waking up from a dream, people learn to say goodbye."

"After the 'contract' is reestablished, will you bless the next era?"

With Ning Guang's words, the ceremony of sending immortals came to an end. At this time, the surrounding incense burners were lit, and long smoke floated out.

Watching the night getting darker, Hu Tao also opened the jar that he had prepared for a long time. Because the two of them did not report their plan to Liyue Qixing, Hu Tao just quietly opened the jar behind the crowd, and then gestured to Arthur.

Seeing Arthur's next action, Zhongli finally knew the source of the bad feeling he had been feeling before.

The powder from the walnut can shine in the dark, but there is no trace during the day. At dusk, the sun and the moon alternate, and the sun now only has a red outline, providing a slight light.

When Hu Tao opened the bottle, the powder in the bottle floated out, but now it revealed a hazy beauty. The powder was not very bright, but it shone like starlight.

Everyone present saw the sudden light spot, thinking it was a process specially arranged for the King of Rocks, and watched quietly.

But Ningguang and others knew that they had prepared extra performances, and now the ceremony of sending immortals has been completed according to the procedure.

He turned around and looked in the direction where the light spot appeared, and saw Hutao holding the jar.

The immortals on the side sighed, "This little girl from the Hu family is also thoughtful."

When everyone thought it was over, seeing all the powder dispersed, Arthur also took action, controlling the wind to wrap all the powder, and then slowly shaped the wind like a shell. Under his operation, The scattered light spots slowly turned into a ball, and then slowly, a small tail appeared behind the ball like a ghost.

When everyone was still surprised by its changes, Arthur waved his hand directly, and all the light spots began to rearrange themselves, and then slowly formed the appearance of the Rock King Emperor when he appeared in the Immortal Invitation Ceremony, but only the upper body and the lower body were A ghost-like tail.

"Emperor, the emperor has appeared!"

The onlookers immediately knelt down and worshiped devoutly towards the position of the starlight.

With Arthur's operation, the starlight was like the soul of the Rock King ascending to the sky. It slowly floated into the air, reached the highest point, waved to everyone humanely, and then soared into the sky. Out of everyone's sight.

But in Zhongli's field of vision, at a height that ordinary people couldn't see, this "own soul" manipulated by Arthur put his hand to his head, then tilted his head and stuck out his tongue.

A voice of "Hey" flashed through Zhongli's mind.

It was impossible for him not to know this action and expression, because both Morax and Zhongli had seen it on the God of Wind. During Morax's time, he saw Barbatos of Mondstadt drinking. Shibi showed this expression, and then said "Hey".

As Zhongli, he had seen it in Arthur.

Even Zhongli, as the rock god of Liyue, it is said that what flows in his body is not blood, but the mora that is now currency, he can now feel what others said that high blood pressure feels like.

Seeing everyone's devout obeisances and the emotions of Ningguang, the others, and the immortals, Zhongli could only hold back the emotions in his heart.

Arthur and Hu Tao left quietly without anyone paying attention.

Ningguang and Keqing began to calm everyone's emotions because of their operations. Looking at the old men around them who were almost half buried in the ground, they were crying like children, as well as the one who was estimated to weigh at least 200. Shitou, like a baby, cried loudly and had to work with Gan Yu to calm everyone's emotions.

The immortals glanced at the two people who left, and then looked into the sky quietly.

"Good guy, I didn't expect you to make it so big. I almost thought it was the emperor who came out."

"I didn't expect it. How about this wave of publicity?"

"It's perfect, it's perfect, but I don't dare to tell it at all. Otherwise, if those who see the miracle of the 'Emperor's Soul' know the truth, they might rush to the Hall of Rebirth."

Although Hutao originally wanted to use this to add a sense of ritual to the ceremony of sending immortals, and to attract some business to the Rebirth Hall, he did not expect that Arthur would actually achieve this.

Indeed, the sense of ritual and tension gradually faded away, but Hutao did not dare to tell the truth. If others found out, it is estimated that the door of his Rebirth Hall would not be able to withstand everyone's "enthusiasm".

He sealed the whole story in his heart and planned to keep it a secret forever.

After everyone who presented the immortal ceremony was comforted and left, Ningguang learned from his subordinates that most people in Liyue Port had seen the scene of the "Emperor's Soul" passing away. Now Liyue Port and Chaos Zuo were Everyone, regardless of their age, cried thinking about everything the emperor had done.

Ningguang and Keqing were forced to draft an announcement and send it out, saying, "Now that the emperor has passed through the tribulation, he has returned to heaven. He does not want to leave his people in Liyue, so he said his final farewell."

After finally calming down Liyue Port, Ningguang's face turned as black as ink, and he quickly called someone to call Hutao over.

When I came back, I saw that Hutaoren was all wilted. She said that Ningguang criticized her for doing things regardless of the consequences and not reporting in advance. He kept saying that now, Keqing and Ganyu beside them just looked at them, even when Ningguang said she was tired. At this time, he did not let Ningguang stop, but handed him a cup of tea, letting Ningguang moisten his throat and continue.

"Obviously you are also a prisoner, why did you only call me?"

Seeing Hutao complaining like crazy, what could Arthur say?You can't say that you are the god of wind. No matter how angry they are, they don't dare to lose their temper at you, so Hu Tao takes both the blame.

Chapter 114 Earl Bear?

After the ceremony of sending immortals was over, Arthur came over the next day to find Zhongli to fulfill his agreement.

"Zhongli, hurry up, keep your word, come and take a photo with me at your grave."

Zhong Li rolled his eyes at Arthur, "Listen, are you speaking human language?"What does it mean to go to my grave and take a photo with me?

Oh, what, Arthur is the God of Wind, that’s okay, the God of Wind is indeed not a human being.

"Everyone who is passing by, don't miss it. There is a new alchemy doll from Mondstadt. You cannot suffer a loss or be cheated if you buy it. If you don't buy it today, you will have to wait until tomorrow."

"Seller, your promotion is very interesting. If you can't buy it today, just wait until tomorrow. You are not afraid that no one will buy it."

On the road, Arthur saw a stall with all kinds of weird things on it. It was very common on the street. Many people would buy a lot of weird things, and then some people would buy them, like Just like Taobao, if you are lucky, you can find treasures.

There are also stores that collect strange things from other countries and sell them, but this store's promotional lines are definitely unique. If others don't buy it today, they won't be able to buy it tomorrow. If you don't buy it today, you will buy it tomorrow.

He was afraid that others would not know that he still had stock.

The store owner saw Arthur coming and quickly introduced his stuff.

He imported this alchemy doll from Mondstadt. It was originally a strange thing he bought while purchasing wine. He originally bought two. When he arrived in Liyue, the wine was handed over to the buyer and he came here to set up a stall. , wondering if I could make a profit.

The doll was placed on the table. After looking at it, I saw that the doll was as tall as a person. It was a gray bear. It looked very cute, but it was no different from an ordinary doll, except that the workmanship was more refined.

"Is there anything special about this doll? Does it feel no different from ordinary dolls?"

"Of course there is a difference. The biggest feature of this doll is that it can move on its own."

After saying that, the store groped under the stall to find something, then took it out and found it was a bottle. After putting the contents of the bottle on the little bear, the little bear began to dance unconsciously.

But Arthur always felt that he looked more and more familiar, so he quickly took a few steps back and stood behind Zhongli.

Because the doll in front of you, if you change the color of the doll, paint it red, make it look like a rabbit, and then match it with this dance, it will be a complete replica of Count Rabbit.

Speaking of which, it seems that this doll is an alchemy doll from Mondstadt?

Good guy, I'm afraid I didn't buy a bomb.

"Guest, why are you hiding so far away? The doll only dances and won't hurt anyone."

"It might not physically hurt anyone, but it always feels like it's going to explode."

"Explosion...explosion???"

The store owner immediately realized why Arthur did what he did just now, "Guest, please stop joking, it's just a doll, how could it explode?"

But he also took a few steps back instead of standing in front of the doll as before.

For the two guests in front of them, even if he is not a local in Liyue and is just a businessman on the parade, he still knows some information about this person.

The person he has been talking to is Keqing's guest, who comes from Mondstadt. It is said that he has a close relationship with Keqing and is capable of both literary and military skills. Some of the changes in Liyue's system are related to him. In Mondstadt, he is also I heard people say that this hero was called Mondstadt.

And the man standing in front of him now, whom he uses as a shield, is a guest at the Palace of the Past. He is very knowledgeable. It seems that there is nothing that he doesn't know. Even if it is some ancient things that have been lost, he can understand them. The answers are fluent.

So when he heard Arthur's words, he suddenly panicked. He wouldn't have bought a bomb and brought it back. He thought that when he got it back, he kept the doll and wine on the carriage. If it was really a bomb, he would be lucky not to die.

"Have you heard of Amber?"

"Is it the scout knight from the Knights of the West Wind?"

"Yes, that's her. The movements of your doll are not exactly the same as the dance movements of her Count Rabbit. By the way, that Count Rabbit is the bomb doll that Amber has been using. Every time After dancing, I exploded.”

"hiss!"

Seeing the little bear jumping faster and faster, the store owner also started to get scared. If it exploded, I was afraid that he would have to confess here. After all, if he detonated a bomb in a public place, even if he didn't mean it, he wouldn't be able to eat and walk away. .

"Help, what should I do now?"

"I don't understand alchemy either. There's no point in asking me. Would you like to try taking off the things you just put on the doll?"

When the store owner heard this, he quickly took down the thing. The little bear seemed to have lost energy and sat down, returning to its original state. The store owner breathed a sigh of relief.

He sealed the thing that activated the doll into the bottle again, and he didn't know how many times he cursed the person who sold him this thing.

"Thank you very much. Then I won't sell this doll. I will take the carriage back to Mondstadt tonight and ask that person what his intentions are."

"There's nothing to repay. This doll is too dangerous, and there's going to be a confrontation, so I'll give you something I picked up that looked good and I met it on the road. I originally wanted to sell the doll, and go I’ll try my luck and see if I can sell it at a good price. Now I just want to go back and settle the accounts.”

He handed Arthur a brightly colored stone, took the doll with him, and left angrily. It seemed that he was going to seek revenge on the guy who sold him the doll.

After Arthur took the stone, it was Zhongli who saw it, looked at it for a few times and then spoke.

"His intuition is pretty good. This is old stone, a kind of ore that can only be mined in extremely ancient mountains. Because of its extremely high purity and bright color, it is rare and difficult to collect, so it is extremely valuable, whether it is sold or sold. It is a good choice to give it to someone who knows the goods and gain their favor."

Arthur looked at the stone in his hand, but he didn't expect it to be very valuable. In his impression, it seemed that the traveler had used three old stones in exchange for 20 rough stones. Good guy, how much money did that man make with tears in his eyes?

"Then I'll give it to you. Anyway, I'm not short of money. You're the only person I know who understands this stuff."

But Zhongli didn't take it, "No merit, no reward, and if you give this thing to me, it will only be placed in the Hall of Rebirth as a decoration. You can give it to a woman you know. The old stone looks good even to people who don't know how to do it." furnishings."

After thinking about it, Arthur put it away and planned to give it to others later. After all, it was useless to keep it by himself.