Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Chapter 115 Taking a photo with Zhongli’s grave

After going through the events in front of him and getting a priceless old stone, Arthur took Zhongli and headed towards the Golden House. Although the ceremony of sending immortals was over, Liyue Qixing and the immortals had not yet discussed what to do. When dealing with the body of Emperor Yanwang, after what happened to the young master just now, it doesn't feel safe anywhere. Even if the golden house has been entered by the young master once, it is still one of the safest places at the moment.

Because of the young master, the number of guards has doubled based on the original number. Although the production of Mora lacks the most important King of Rocks, there are still countless Mora in it.

The two people did not enter through the front door, but quietly slipped in from behind.

Entering the golden room, I came to the "corpse" of the Rock King.

"It seems there aren't enough guards. Didn't we sneak in again?"

Zhongli ignored Arthur's words. It would be a big deal if he was discovered. And if he could defend the two gods, then Zhongli wouldn't have to worry about whether Liyue could be independent. If the Qianyan Army's defense force was so strong, then its combat effectiveness would also be He won't be weak, at least not to say he can defeat the gods, but he still has a chance if he tries to fight.

If the Qianyan Army really has this strength, then it would be great if Liyue does not invade other countries.

In my turn, I play my cards first. I, Liyue, have three thousand Qianyan troops that are enough to defend the gods. It's your turn.

"Come on, come closer. What are you doing with a stiff face? Smile, yes, yes, yes. Make the corners of your mouth wider. Okay, say 'eggplant' with me."

As the shutter sound came, the photo was found.

Zhongli squatted next to Morax's "corpse", tilted his head slightly in the direction of the "corpse", and at the same time stretched out his hands to make a "?"

Arthur lay on top of Zhongli, made a fist with his right hand at the camera, leaned it against his head, and made a hey expression. Then he stretched his other hand forward and made a "?" sign like Zhongli.

After seeing the photo, Arthur was satisfied and left with Zhongli.

After leaving, Zhongli emphasized to Arthur, "Don't leak this photo, otherwise my retirement life will be declared bankrupt."

"Huh? It would be boring if I could only watch it. How about a discount? How about someone who knows your identity?"

Zhongli thought for a while and agreed to Arthur's request.

After all, the only people who know Zhongli's identity now are probably Arthur and Ying. As for the others, maybe Barbatos from Mondstadt will guess it after hearing about Liyue, but these are the only people Arthur knows. , it doesn’t matter if you look at it.

As for other countries, the nearest Rice Wife is in Suo Country, and the Sumeru Grass God may not appear in front of people for a long time. Arthur doesn't know them either. Even if they do, there are only a few people there.

After returning to Liyue Port, the two separated. Zhongli returned to the Palace of Purity and continued his daily life, while Arthur planned to find something to do.

Then I saw Ying Ying, who had just returned from completing a commission from the Adventurers Association.

"fluorescent!"

"Ah, it's Arthur!"

Ying was listless, and he took the rewards given by the Adventurers Association casually in his hands, losing their former character.

This was the first time Arthur saw Ying so depressed, so he asked curiously: "What's wrong? Why are you so listless?"

"You should know that Ningguang promised to give me a reward."

"I know, why, didn't I give it to you?"

"No, I've already got it. Originally, I wanted a mola. I didn't know where Ning Guang was when I took it. I knew I needed the rough stones, so I collected a large box of rough stones. After taking it, I couldn't resist the temptation and chose the rough stones. Suddenly I feel so regretful!”

"That's it? Wait a minute, is this the only reward you want?"

"Yes, I counted it later and found that there are almost ten thousand rough stones, which is enough for me to use for two months, but I have to save money to buy a house. Ah, the house prices in Liyue are so high!"

"What about your brother?"

At this time, Ying suddenly got excited, and then showed an awkward smile.

"Ah, I forgot."

Seeing the strange looks in Paimon and Arthur's eyes, Ying hurriedly explained, "Isn't it true that I have been too busy recently? I was running away as soon as I came here, and then I was looking for the immortal. I finally resolved the misunderstanding, and was pulled over to prepare the ceremony for the immortal. , and then discovered the plan of the Fools, and just after taking care of the young master, they were fighting the devil again."

"And I don't believe in Sora's strength. He will definitely be fine."

Sora: Did you come to me on the promised trip?No more love, right?

Arthur thought for a moment. Indeed, Ying seemed to have never been idle, but it was also true that he had forgotten Kong. It was probably because he had properties in Mondstadt and Liyue. Ying, who was also a foreigner, was a little envious and wanted to I did a set up, but found that the room in Liyue was ridiculously expensive.

After all, it is a rich country located in the east of the mainland, and the Liyue Port where everyone is located is the most prosperous port with the largest throughput in the Tiwat mainland. Of course, the housing prices are high. At the same price, one person wants to buy a house in Liyue Port The small house I live in is probably enough to buy a garden elsewhere.

Just the little commission from the adventurer, who wants to buy a house, is probably enough to stay in Liyue for a long time.

"Ying, are you interested in doing some business?"

"What are you doing? I don't know anything."

"It's okay, it's okay. I suddenly want to set up a stall. You don't need to know anything, just follow my ideas."

Ying agreed to Arthur's request. After all, Ying was eager to make money now. Even if he didn't buy a house, it would be used for future travel expenses.

With this interruption, Ying once again forgot that the purpose of his trip was to find his separated relatives, Sora.

Sora: Family members, who understands?

He came to a small stall and bought three pairs of sunglasses, giving one to each of Ying and Paimon.

At the same time, he handed over a set of clothes similar to Taoist robes to Ying.

"This is?"

"Oh, I saw someone selling it some time ago, so I bought it by the way. After all, the Taoist robe is very loose, so there should be no problem with the size."

"I don't care about the size, I just want to know why you gave me this."

"Hey, look at my memory."

Then he took out a matching hat from the warehouse.

"?"

Arthur showed an "I understand" look, and then took out a fake beard and handed it to Ying.

"???"

"That's it. The Taoist robe, hat, beard to disguise your identity, and sunglasses to hide your appearance are perfect."

"Who wants this from you!"

Ying's mind was a little confused at this time. If he remembered correctly, didn't Arthur just say that he wanted to set up a stall with him to make some money?What are you doing with this outfit? Are you going to occupy that temple and become the king, and then live off the tributes from believers?

Chapter 116 Setting up a stall and telling fortunes

"Aren't you going to set up a stall? What are you doing!"

Only then did Arthur realize. It wasn't that he felt he was not well prepared before, but he didn't understand what he wanted to do. "Let me ask you, in Liyue, what is the most profitable thing without doing business?"

"robbery?"

"Don't think of criminal law at the first time. It's about red affairs and white affairs. Making money from red affairs is for the pursuit of celebration. Holding a big banquet is expensive, but do you know why you make money from white things?"

"why."

"It's not because of customs and feudal superstition. Although I don't plan to hold a banquet or compete for business with the Palace of Purity, we can set up a stall to tell fortunes. This thing all depends on your mouth. As long as the other party believes it, you can make money. .”

"No, no, no, aren't you also committing fraud?"

"How can Fengshen's matter be called fraud? This is called God personally coming down to earth to share people's worries. So decide whether to do it or not."

"Dry!"

So the two made an appointment to change clothes and meet again in the afternoon.

I found a booth, a table, three chairs, and two pieces of white cloth next to it, with two rows of large characters written on them with a calligraphy pen.

The cloth next to Arthur says, "Predict life's troubles."

Ying's side said, "Remind me that you will always have good luck."

Then on the table was written "Ask the hexagram [-] times."

"Don't miss it if you pass by. We two can't bear the suffering in the world, so we are hereby opening the door to tell people's fortunes. If the fortunes are correct, there is no charge for failure."

Because the two of them were wearing Taoist robes and sunglasses, no one discovered their identities for a while. Even Qian Yanjun, who was passing by on patrol, only glanced at the two of them. For such fortune tellers, as long as they don't cheat money, They won't care.

It took a long time before the first customer appeared.

The visitor was dressed very coolly, wearing a coir raincoat with exposed arms, gray shorts on the lower body, and a straw hat carried behind his back. With his bronze complexion, one could tell that he was out all year round, fishing on the sea. A fisherman who lives by fish.

But now his eyes were panicked. When he heard Arthur's shout, he came to the table and started doing it. He said directly: "Master, can you help me tell my fortune?"

"I see that your face is full of sorrow, and your hall is dark. You are obviously strong, but you feel as if you have not recovered from a long-term illness, and your whole body has no energy. Did you encounter something strange?"

"Master Mighty, please save me!"

I thought Arthur called me out just to swindle some money, but I didn't expect that he actually saw the problem with the person in front of me. Apart from the panic on his face, I couldn't see anything else.

"Don't worry, first tell me what you have encountered recently, and I will analyze it for you."

"The master is like this. I was originally a fisherman and made a living by fishing. However, the devil appeared a few days ago and the port was blocked. In order to supplement my family income, I went to cut some firewood and sold it to the merchants. Everything was normal. Who would have thought Since then, strange things have happened in my house."

"Originally, on the first day, I didn't feel anything other than tired. I just thought that I was out at sea all the time and was not used to cutting down trees. I thought that I wouldn't have to cut down trees in a few days and could continue fishing. But the second Oh my god, when I woke up, I felt sore all over my body. I thought I was overworked, so I just thought I'd be fine after a day of rest."

"On the second night, when I woke up, I found scars all over my body, as if I had been beaten. But I am a human being and did not make enemies of others, so I wondered if I had been possessed."

Arthur made a gesture of pinching his fingers, then looked at him and said, "Are the trees you chopped down at that time still at home?"

"Yes, because we were arranged to leave Liyue Port one day later, and then came back at night, so the merchants did not come to collect them."

"I understand. You can transport all the wood you cut to the tree near Wangshu Inn, and then pack up all the things you used to cut the tree and take it with you. Then everything will be fine in the future."

"Thank you, master. Thank you, master. I'll go right away."

Then he put a bag of mola on the table respectfully, turned around and left, handed the mola to Ying, and counted it.

"Hiss, this is not ten thousand. It is a full thirty thousand mola. But are you really sure you can cure him? Don't be found at that time."

"Don't worry, will there be any problems if I take action?"

"Do you really know how to tell fortunes? Or were you just talking nonsense from the beginning?"

Arthur also told Ying the whole story and his analysis.

In fact, it was also unlucky. He might not have been discovered after asking. The fisherman secretly went to a far away place to cut down trees. Because of the young master, the demonic remnants were stimulated and began to activate. This man was just unlucky. As for his whole body, he was sore. They should all be the initial negative effects. As for the scars all over his body, they were probably scratched on the bed during painful exercise at night.

The reason why he was definitely the remnant of the demon god was entirely because he felt the aura he had felt on Mandrill on this person. This was also why he asked him to go near Wangshu Inn.

Mandrill has been staying near Wangshu Inn since he left, cleaning up the demonic remnants that have become active around him. He doesn't know if the wood and other personal clothes will be contaminated with the demonic remnants, but he still takes them all there to be safe.

Ying was shocked. She didn't expect that he actually happened to bump into him. She almost thought that he had really hit a ghost or met someone to take revenge.

After the fisherman left, no one came for a long time. On the first day, the two of them got a customer in one afternoon, and the amount was [-] yuan.

In the end, Mora was handed over to Ying, and Arthur was just playing around. After all, it would be fine if he sent the consumption expenses directly to Keqing's house, and for the sake of skill effects, even if he had money, he would not choose to spend it himself.

It wasn't until the next day that Ying just completed her mission as an adventurer and asked Arthur to set up a stall to earn some extra money. As soon as the stall started, countless people gathered around and even formed a long queue.

In one day alone, the amount of money I earned was comparable to the total money I earned in the Adventurers Association, but it was not like yesterday. Most of them were related to life problems, except for a few people who were given a few extra dollars. Except for one thousand molas, the remaining people paid exactly ten thousand molas.

It wasn't until the two of them finished their stall for the day that Ying learned the reason from others. It turned out that yesterday the fisherman went directly to Wangshu Inn overnight. Not only did he solve the problem that day, he was also lucky enough to meet an immortal. After passing him, he returned to Li Yuegang, told the surrounding neighbors about this matter.

Then it was spread to ten, and everyone began to spread the news that there was an extra master in the market of Liyue Port.

Chapter 117: Caught operating without a license

Ying suddenly became obsessed with fortune-telling, and even bought a book on basic hexagrams and started studying it, even forgetting to eat and sleep because of it. This is what Paimon told him when he saw him the next day.

Even today, Ying found him directly in the morning. He didn't complete the daily commission from the Adventure Sister Association, so he came over and hooked him up to set up a stall together.

It seems that the money earned yesterday made Ying suddenly have the idea of ​​​​making money by fortune telling.

"So is this your testimony?"

"It's true. We really set up the stall to make some change, and we haven't deceived anyone."

"So do you have a business license? Where is the qualification certificate? Have you applied to Yuehai Pavilion to set up a stall?"

"You have nothing! This is called operating without a license!"

"Also, take off your sunglasses."

Two Qianyan soldiers stood behind them, and the person in front of them was Yan Fei, but no matter how Yan Fei reached out and tried to take off their sunglasses, she failed.

Yan Fei wanted to take off the sunglasses of the girl with the fake beard, but she didn't move even though she was sitting on the chair, but she couldn't touch her anyway. Every time she reached for her sunglasses, she didn't move away. .

The person next to him who had been silent all this time was even more suspicious. He was just sipping the tea on the table silently. After trying to take off the sunglasses of the person next to him dressed as a boy to no avail, he suddenly tried to move away. The target, it turned out, seemed to be blocked by something. He just turned around and took out the sunglasses. Instead, he didn't get the sunglasses. Instead, he passed directly in front of the person's eyes and didn't touch anything.

Because the crimes committed by the two were not serious, they were not suspected of cheating money. Instead, they helped many people. The main problem was operating without a license. Originally, they only needed to apply for a new business license, go through the application process, and pay a fine. .

But I always felt that the immortal part in my body told me that the two of them were not simple, so they were brought here.