Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

But the two of them refused to take off their sunglasses and disguised beards no matter what. Qian Yanjun couldn't take them off because the system couldn't take action against people who had no other crimes.

Finally Yan Fei gave up.

"Forget it, you need to pay a fine of three thousand molas here. If you want to set up a stall in the future, remember to apply for a business license and certificate."

In the end, the two were acquitted, and they paid the fine and left.

As for applying for a business license and certificate, I never thought about it. This matter requires real-name registration. If I really go to apply for it, what is the use of the disguise of the two of me? Is it possible to directly announce that the two people who saved Liyue The hero starts setting up a stall to tell fortunes?

It is estimated that Ning Guang will have black lines all over his head when he sees the application the next day.

And if someone in the know finds out that Fengshen comes out to set up a stall...

It seems to be nothing, the original Fengshen is still singing.

After Ying and Arthur went out, they left directly with Arthur. As for continuing to set up a stall, neither of them mentioned it. After changing back to their original clothes, Ying started to go to the Adventurers Association to pick up tasks. The clothes were left behind.

All the things were received by Arthur in the warehouse and were not thrown away, just in case he wanted to make a cameo again in the future.

As a result, their stall-setting careers disappeared, but a rumor spread in Liyue that Emperor Yan Wang couldn't bear the suffering of all living beings, so after ascending to the throne, he left a clone behind and turned into a fortune teller to help people eliminate disasters.

The fisherman at the beginning was a firm believer. After seeing that his problem was solved, he only stayed for one day and then left. The two of them were never seen again in Liyue. Everyone believed this fact. .

For this reason, many people go to Yujingtai and line up to light the incense burner.

Slowly, the news spread through fermentation and caravans, and was spread to the other six countries. Everyone knew that there were two heavenly masters in Liyue who could discern the secrets of heaven and detect all things.

Everything in Liyue has returned to peace. Arthur also heard from Ke Qingkong during dinner that the seal on Fulongshu's side has been strengthened. For some reason, the seal that was still restless suddenly calmed down. , after the immortals reinforced it, not only the problem was perfectly solved, but it seemed to be even more stable than before.

There were even fewer rock dragon lizards in Liyue than before. Qian Yanjun went out to clean up and found that the workload was not as heavy as before the invitation to Xian Dianyi.

Arthur thought to himself, no wonder Ying was still so busy after not setting up a stall these days. It turned out that Zhongli had called him to work.

And at night, Arthur found that he had been in Liyue for so long without realizing it, and had met so many people. Many things had changed because of his appearance, the biggest of which were Keqing and Ying.

Keqing was able to change her bad living condition by herself. Now she has three meals a day on time. Even many ordinary people in Liyue are not as punctual as Keqing is now. It is impossible to imagine that a month ago, Keqing would eat and rest every day. Just do it when you remember it.

And Ying...Ying seems to have forgotten her purpose. Now she is either making money or exploring the secret realm every day.

Arthur thought that days like this would return to normal, but on this day, as soon as he went to bed, Arthur came to a dream.

A tree appeared in the dream, and under the tree, Arthur saw a person's life.

When they were first born, the twin demon gods supported each other and gained their own people.

In order to protect their people and let their people have a better life, the twin demon gods divided their labors and cooperated. The elder sister was responsible for literature and the younger sister was responsible for military affairs, and jointly governed the people under their command.

Then slowly, the original team of two began to add other people, and life became better and better. People under the tree began to camp and taste wine in the spring.

Suddenly, the color of the background changed, there was no sunlight, and everyone's faces lost their smiles. Slowly, the number of people in the team continued to decrease. The first person disappeared, the second person, the third person, and finally the sister of the twin demons. Also left during a war.

At the end, the scene was only desolate. Of all the people at the beginning, only the sister of the twin demons survived to the end. She came alone to the tree where everyone once played together. The surrounding scenery remained the same, but now, she was the only one. .

The scenery disappeared, and now only the tree remained.

"This is a story about Thor? But why did it appear in my dream?"

The tree slowly turned into a human form, and Raiden in a kimono appeared in front of Arthur before Arthur could speak.

Thunderbolt arrived in front of Arthur instantly.

"Please help my sister."

He woke up from the dream, and when Arthur was about to lift the quilt, he found that the quilt was missing. When he looked again, not only the quilt, but also everything in his home was missing.

And this is not my home.

Chapter 118 The Remains of Rice Wife

Arthur found that after he woke up, he found that the surrounding area was not his home, but a piece of grass. He was lying on the ground, feeling the dew on the grass in the morning bringing a sense of dampness and coldness. Arthur quickly got up and gave himself a cleaning Only then did he look around.

When I got up, I realized that I was not on a piece of grass. Instead, I appeared on a small island. Looking around, I found that there was a sea in front of me and a damaged ruins behind me.

After searching around, I found some backpacks and books left by adventurers, but the schoolbags were empty and the books contained useless contents. Fortunately, I found a notebook inside.

[...This ruins is similar in style to the ancient buildings from the Demon God War era, but it still needs further research. 】

[...It’s just that the current project may not give me time to stay here longer, which is a pity...]

I continued to look through it, and found that the others were all trivial matters in daily life, and there was nothing else useful.

After groping around the ruins, I saw no other living figures, only some ruins defenders and ruin hunters.

Arthur controlled the wind to turn into several wind blades and eliminated all the enemies.

Then he continued to look around. The first thing he saw was that there was a huge pit with an absurd width next to the place where he had just woken up.

The surroundings were surrounded by obelisks of thunder elements. For a while, it was impossible to crack the switch and lower the water level. However, a path was found on the other side of the island that could lead to the underground, but it was also filled with water, making it impossible to get down.

Arthur reached out and touched the water and found that it was just ordinary clear water and there was no danger. He returned to the pothole where he started, jumped into the pothole, and swam towards the bottom.

After searching for a long time, I only saw some mechanisms and an entrance to the ruins.

The buildings inside are in dilapidated condition.

Maybe it was because the mechanism above was not unlocked. After touching the surrounding mechanisms, there was no response after several attempts. Seeing that there were no other clues except this ruin in the water, I followed another exit from the water. Returned to the island again.

After using the cleansing technique to remove the moisture from the body, combined with the memory, he roughly knew where he had arrived. There was a small island, a circle of thunder element obelisks and underwater ruins.

Combined with the fact that he had a dream about thunder and lightning, and that he woke up after the thunder and lightning was really close to him and came here, it was generally certain that he had arrived at Inazuma.

But there is one thing that Arthur is a little confused about. Why did he come to the Suwol Pond on Haeji Island? If the thunder and lightning in his previous dream were really a remnant of existence, why did she ask herself to help her sister Thunder Movie? , but brought himself here.

There were too few clues. Arthur couldn't figure it out, so he stopped thinking about it. Instead, he called the system and opened the map. The system functions were all normal, but there was no map about Daozhi. The maps of Mondstadt and Liyue could be displayed normally. But Inazuma was in total darkness.

"System, did you have a bug again? I'm already here, why didn't the map light up?"

[It is not a system bug. Please explore the specific content by yourself. 】

Without a mission or a map, I suddenly arrived here. Fortunately, the teleportation anchor point I set up at Mond and Liyue's home was still in normal use and I could leave at any time.

But Raiden actually showed up, and even asked himself to help Raiden make a movie, which was something he had never heard of before.

It would be very difficult to think about leaving Daozuma. The thunderstorm set up by Lei Movie completely blocked the entry and exit of ordinary ships. Only the Southern Cross fleet of Beidou in Liyue was able to go back and forth.

Coupled with his current status, it is estimated that if he comes from a thunderstorm area, he will be regarded by the puppet Raiden General created by Raiden Movie as the enemy that hinders Inazuma and Thor from realizing eternity.

Not to mention helping Thunder Movie, it is more likely to have a fight with General Thunder first, and if he wins, Lei Movie will take over and have another fight.

It is estimated that Yae Shenzi will not side with her identity as a wind god, but will engage in a righteous two-on-one fight with her master.

Thinking that there would be so many troubles and disadvantages in coming back after leaving, Arthur gave up his plan to go back, but still tried to find a way to get in touch with Liyue, in case everyone found out that he was suddenly missing...

No one seems to be worried.

After all, no one would think that the Seven Gods in this world would be abducted by others. Coupled with Arthur's usual behavior, he would probably be regarded as going somewhere to cause trouble.

[Host, don’t worry, I wrote a farewell letter for you when I left, saying that you were traveling to other places. 】

"Wait a minute, did you know I was brought here?"

[Yes, host, no need to thank me, this is what I should do. 】

"Thank you for your legs, why don't you wake me up or stop me."

[Because I felt that this power was not hostile to the host, and the subsequent development would be beneficial, I did not stop it. 】

"Then are you still following the crowd?"

【…】

Arthur still doesn't understand that Raiden Zhen has the power to bring a god to other countries quietly, and with this power, he can't directly teleport to the vicinity of Raiden Movie Theater and meet Raiden Movie Theater directly.

He also needs to entrust himself with dreams. It seems now that the only thing Leiden really does is communicate with himself in dreams. It is almost likely that the dog system did it to teleport him here.

After all, only system transmission can silently transmit itself away.

The system began to pretend to be dead again. No matter how he called the system, he received no response, and Arthur stopped paying attention to what the system had done.

After determining the general direction, move towards the place where there may be human habitation. First, you need to determine what the current situation of Inazuma is.

Flying into the air, the first thing I saw was that the closest place was to the southwest. There was a Coral Palace there, so there must be people there, and next to it was Wanglong Village, so there must be many people living there.

Secondly, it is the opposite, but it is far away. Over there is the land of Inazuma who believes in the God of Thunder. It is more convenient to inquire about the news, and it saves the need to go around again in the future.

Arthur even considered whether to fly directly to Narukami Taisha Shrine or Inazuma Castle to see the situation with his own eyes.

But in the end, Arthur chose the nearest direction. There were usually soldiers stationed at the Coral Palace, so Arthur chose to go to Wanglong Village first to take a look and ask what happened.

Now that he had decided on his destination, Arthur flew straight to Wanglong Village.

It took only a moment to reach the sky above Wanglong Village.

Chapter 119 Master, how do you do it?

While no one noticed Arthur's appearance, Arthur quickly stopped in an open space. His outfit was incompatible with Haiji Island. In addition, Haiji Island had a sparse population and everyone knew each other. His appearance clearly belonged to another country. The grooming and appearance will definitely be noticed.

So Arthur took out the prop that he had kept in the warehouse for a long time, Gaia foundation.

First, Arthur thought about how he could successfully obtain the information he wanted to know without discovering any flaws.

Suddenly Arthur thought that there was no need to disguise himself as a villager.

Under the influence of Gaia foundation, Arthur quickly changed his appearance and appeared on the same spot, then slowly walked along the road towards Wanglong Village.

Originally, the villagers were alerted when they saw someone showing up at this time with a strange face. However, after seeing the person's attire, they immediately dropped their guard and enthusiastically pulled Arthur to the village.

It made Arthur a little confused.

As a result, he was welcomed into the house by everyone, and he found out the reason.

Most of the people who stay in the village now are the old, weak, sick and young. Their main job is to farm the land. However, the yield of food is not high, and even in years with abnormal weather, there will be no harvest.

Although Haiji Island will give some help to those of them who have all the strong men in their families going to the army, they also want to increase their land output.

Before the war started, they also found many fertilizer sellers in Daozhu, and even bought some seeds from other villages with high grain production, but no matter what method, it was ineffective.

In the end, I don't know who asked if there were evil spirits in this area. The food was actually eaten by evil spirits, so they hired many strange people to exorcise the evil spirits during this period, but it had no effect.

But for the sake of food production, they did not give up, and they regarded themselves as masters who came to do things.

Looking at the Taoist robe he was wearing, and the white-haired but still youthful face transformed by the Gaia foundation, he must have been misunderstood as a Taoist priest brought in by someone else.

But it just so happened that I originally wanted to resume my old career in Liyue, but now I can legitimately blend in with others.

In order not to appear abrupt, Arthur did not directly ask about the news about Ina Wife and Thunder God, but first asked the elders of Wanglong Village to take him to see the ground.

"Master, this is it."

The area of ​​existence is not large. After walking for a few minutes, I saw the land of the village. Basically, the land was near the houses, and this land belonged to a family with only a young man left. But he went to join the army again, so this The land was cultivated by everyone.

At the same time, it is also used as a field for outsiders to come and experiment.

After all, at least the land can be cultivated now. If the effect is counterproductive, everyone will lose the land for cultivation.

Fortunately, although there has been no solution in terms of chemical fertilizers or methods, at least it has not made the land uncultivated.

Arthur came to the land, looked at the condition of the land, and then carefully dug a hole, then took out the soil and observed it.

"Master, don't you do it?"

However, the elders of Wanglong Village were curious about why this new Taoist priest was different from the previous ones. After all, when the previous people came, they basically scattered some paper, some were burned and were still on the ground, and some were burned with ashes. Fill up the water and sprinkle it into the soil, but the first thing to do is to dig a hole directly and then put the soil in your hands to check.

"This is my unique secret method. I need to determine the situation first and act accordingly."

"Okay, master, is there anything you need me to do?"

"No need for now, let me take a look first."

Although I am not a farmer, the problem with this land is that the entire Haiji Island is surrounded by sea water. The yield of food crops on the entire Haiji Island is not high, mainly because the salt content in the soil is too high.

In this case, it is lucky that the grain is not directly "burned" to death by the large amount of salt in the soil. Although chemical fertilizers have some effects, most of Inazuma's chemical fertilizers do not contain chemical substances and are fertilizers prepared from ordinary crops. The effect will be very little, and the geological conditions in other areas are different from here, and the yield of crops will definitely be different.

Although he knew the problem, Arthur had never learned how to deal with this problem. He only remembered that adding lime or something could alleviate it, and then planting salt-tolerant products. There were other methods but Arthur didn't remember it at all.

Although there is no way to solve the problem of excessive soil salinity, there are still ways to increase yields.

In Wanglong Village, the land condition here is already much better than in other places, so the salt content in the land is not too outrageous, so this is easy to handle.

He called the elder of Wanglong Village over and said to her, "I will do a ritual next, and the yield of your subsequent plant plantings should be able to increase. However, it is still recommended to plant some carrots, onions, eggplants, tomatoes or peppers. Can."

Then he only opened the elders. Arthur's idea was very simple. Although he didn't know how to make the land normal, he could rely on his own strength to cultivate the deep soil artificially, and then carry out heavy irrigation to reduce the soil moisture. of salt.

In order to obtain information, Arthur also said that he used his power to the extreme. When the deep soil was too salty, he directly gathered the moisture in the air, then forcibly compressed it into water, and then irrigated it. It took almost half an hour. Just finished.