Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

After making some arrangements that he had written down, it seemed that apart from waiting for Kamisato Ayaka and Shinkai to contact him, all he could do now was to meet Kujo Sora who was leading the shogunate army on the expedition.

So Arthur is ready to agree to Kamisato Ayaka's request, and Arthur suspects that Kamisato Ayaka just wants to talk to him in the wooden leak tea room.

"Okay, I'm free tomorrow."

"Oh, that's great. I'll let Thomas drive you there tomorrow. You just need to contact Thomas when you're ready."

Isn’t it the Mu Le Tea Room?

But Arthur didn't say it out loud, and planned to see first what exactly Ayaka Kamisato wanted Toma to take him to do.

After agreeing, because all the servants at home asked him to take leave early, after arranging for Arthur to leave for a rest, Kamisato Ayaka took charge of the finishing work today.

After work, he was still humming and prepared another bowl of chazuke rice for himself.

There were too many things on my mind. I didn't eat at noon. I cooked a little greasy food in the evening and had a bad appetite. Now that the matter was resolved, Kamisato Ayaka hummed a song and placed Ochazuke rice and a cup of tea on the table.

Great!It’s Cha Li, and sure enough I’m very lucky today!

(The tea set actually depends on the fullness of the leaves and has nothing to do with luck, just like the double yolk egg is caused by the hen being frightened just after laying the egg.)

As a result, just after returning to the house, Kamisato Ayaka originally needed to practice at night, but she was too tired, and suddenly things were over, her body relaxed, and she fell asleep as soon as she lay down on the bed.

This night, Kamisato Ayaka had the most sound sleep since the Eye Hunting Order was promulgated, because she finally saw hope.

Although Yae Kamiko was very unhappy about being masturbated during the day, she thought that her friend might be broken into her autistic dark room by the wind god, and even beaten. Kamiko, who was lying on the tatami and reading comics, said that all this was is worth it.

As for Xinhai?My heart is still awake.

(Diary: Ah...people like these on Kaijijima cannot help but cause trouble! Energy -10)

1 Chapter [-] Oh oh oh, this batch of goods is of good quality.

When Arthur got up to look for Thomas, Thomas had been waiting for a long time.

As the two of them got into the car, the coachman also drove the carriage away from Kamisato's house.

"Thomas, where are we going?"

On the way, Arthur finally asked what had troubled him all night. He originally thought that Kamisato Ayaka would take him to the Mokuro Teahouse and discuss related matters, but this route was not the route to Inazuma Castle.

"Ah, so Miss Kamisato didn't tell you? In fact, we are going to an outlying island, and there is a wave of goods to be collected there. I am going to collect a wave of goods first."

Perhaps because Kujo returned with the shogunate army, the security around Inazuma Castle has improved a lot.

At least a few days ago, when Arthur and Toma went to Kamisato Yashiki, they saw a lot of ronin and treasure-thief groups gathered together. Now, except for some patrolling shogunate troops along the way, all the ronoi and treasure-thief groups seemed to have disappeared. Same.

Without any interference, the carriage quickly arrived at the lake.

"I'll send those two here."

"Okay, you can go back first, so you don't have to wait for us."

As the carriage left, Thomas took Arthur to find a small boat hidden by the river.

Unfortunately, there is no boatman, so the task of rowing has to be left to the two of them.

boating?It is impossible to row a boat.

Especially this simple boat that requires sculls for gliding, it reminds me of the small boat belonging to travelers, with a closed design, but what is the power source?

You can't just lie down and pedal like crazy to provide power, and then pedal faster when you want to accelerate.

Why do I suddenly feel so picturesque?

Facts have proven that in terms of convenience alone, the wind ability is really useful. It can fly, do trouble, and now it can also be used to row a boat.

Anyway, apart from doing business, I can do everything else.

"Slow down, slow down!"

Wuhu, take off!

It's not an adjective, it's that the hull is really flying. Because Arthur controls the wind and uses the power of the wind to create a pushing effect. Because the speed is too fast, the hull has been exposed to the water from time to time, and then it is affected after completely leaving the water. Gravity affects falling on water.

The buoyancy brought by the water to the hull, the gravity received by the hull itself, and the thrust brought by Arthur's control of the wind made the entire ship move forward as if it were floating on water.

Thomas had enjoyed this kind of treatment before. He originally thought that he could row the whole distance with his own physical strength, but unexpectedly, he experienced what it was like to row a boat without relying on oars.

After saving more than half of the time, the two arrived at the outlying island. When they reached the shore, Thomas finally experienced the stability of the ground again.

Before I could feel lucky, I felt a churn in my stomach. The morning breakfast and the acidic water in my stomach seemed like magma in a volcano, about to erupt.

He quickly covered his mouth, returned to the beach, and then spat it out with a whoosh.

After vomiting, he cleaned the residue in his mouth with water before returning to Arthur.

(Don’t learn this. If you vomit in the wild, don’t rinse your mouth with unknown water sources to prevent water contamination and endanger your health.)

Thomas made up his mind that he would never take a boat with Arthur in the future, or at least not let Arthur drive the boat again.

"Let's go, the person I have an appointment with should be arriving soon."

As a result, I didn't see Beidou wearing an eyepatch, nor did I see Manyo playing music with leaves, but instead I saw a potbellied businessman.

"Isn't this Brother Thomas, here, here, come here quickly."

"Hey, has the goods arrived?"

"It's here, I'll take you over to get it."

Looking at the two people who seemed to be meeting underground, Arthur suddenly felt a little unsure. Why did the two of them look more like they were here to make a deal? Then why did Ayaka Kamisato ask him to come here.

And the businessman also saw Arthur.

"Who is this?"

Although he was asking about Arthur's identity, his eyes were focused on the "local snake" Thomas beside him.

"This is also a friend of mine. He came to look at the goods with me."

"It's okay then, let's go there quickly."

The businessman took the two of them to the cargo ship at the dock. There were some people dressed as shogunate soldiers who wanted to come forward, but they saw a few people. It should be said that after seeing Thomas, they acted like I was just walking around casually. It seemed that he just ignored a few people.

"Wait a minute, I don't think I've seen you before. You pay, right? Have you registered?"

However, a thin guy next to a few people was unfortunately spotted and taken away by those people for registration.

But Arthur knew that what these people said nicely was that they wanted to go to the next level, but in fact they were just going to set up the practice and collect benefits.

At first glance, this person doesn't have any special connections. He may be bleeding heavily if he wants to leave and go to Inazuma.

Watching Arthur look at the man, Thomas told the story of the outlying island as if he were a plot narrator.

"Now the outlying island is the only place for communication between the outside world and Inazuma. Although General Raiden arranged thunderstorms around Inazuma, there are still people who can find opportunities to reach Inazuma, but after arriving at Inazuma, they have to go here to handle the matter. Pass.”

"If they know someone or have a special status, they only need to fill out a complicated and extremely complicated procedure and then they can go to Inazuma or leave on their own. If not, they can only be forced to stay here with other outsiders stranded here. , taking a brief look at the scene of red maples, green tiles and depressed fishing village."

"Of course, the people you know here don't mean you need to know some dignitaries. Even if you know Mr. Kujo, it's useless. This is the territory of the demarcation and implementation. They only care about money. To put it bluntly, they only need to pay. If the fee is enough, you’ll be considered acquainted with them.”

"Of course there are other ways. To be honest, if you can know me, you can easily complete the procedures. You don't even need to fill in the complicated procedures."

Of course what Thomas meant here was not his identity as a housekeeping officer affiliated with the society, but his identity as a local snake.

Here, the identity of a local snake is real and effective.

"Here we go, this is the batch."

"Oh, do you mind if I take a look?"

"Of course I don't mind, I'll unpack it."

Although this businessman looked extremely wealthy at first glance, he did not move slowly at all. He did not let the men next to him take action. He jumped to the box and opened the box directly.

Fortunately, no one was wandering around the outlying islands, otherwise the surface level of goods in this box would be enough to keep these people in jail for a long time.

Don't get me wrong, it's certainly not contraband as you imagine, but these things are indeed quite rare in Inazuma.

"Oh oh oh, this batch of goods is in good condition."

"Yes, I spent a lot of effort to get it."

Chapter 131 Are you serious about stealing?

The two of them were talking very strangely, but looking at the piles of books and various treasures in the box, Arthur looked at the two of them, what on earth are you doing? Why is it that it is obviously a normal transaction, but it is like an underground transaction.

"Okay, then I'll take this batch of goods away."

"Do you want me to ask my servants to help you deliver your things to your destination?"

"Everything is the same as before."

"Okay." Then the merchant turned around and arranged for his men, "Go and deliver this batch of goods to the same place. Be careful. This is Mr. Toma's goods, so be careful."

"By the way, take us there too, so we don't have to go there on our own."

Thomas didn't speak to Arthur until he reached his destination.

"Aren't you curious as to what this batch of goods is used for?"

"What are you doing? Isn't it just selling?"

Whether it is a book or other treasure, whatever it can be used for, the biggest use is trading. If Kamisato Ayaka needs it, Toma will not be arranged to get it.

Thomas saw that Arthur had the same thoughts as ordinary people. He didn't say anything. He just opened the lid of the wooden box and rummaged around. Finally, he seemed to find something, and then a book thicker than a brick was taken. out.

But Thomas set the book on fire directly.

The contents inside also appeared.

"This is what we need in this batch, the rest is used to hide it from others!"

This is...

Eye of God!

No, although I don't have this thing, since I became the God of Wind, I can still tell what is the Eye of God and what is a fake.

This cyan eye of the wind god was fake, but it almost deceived even myself.

"Is this a fake Eye of God?"

Thomas didn't expect that Arthur could tell the authenticity at a glance. Even he didn't notice any difference between the imitation of the Eye of God and the original one. However, in addition to admiring Arthur for being knowledgeable, he also doubted whether it was true. will be noticed by others.

Is that the plan...

Arthur seemed to have read Thomas's thoughts.

"Don't worry, I am a special case. Normally, the workmanship of this imitation is perfect and others cannot find it."

Arthur still didn't say a word in his heart.

Inazuma is sure that no one will find out. It is possible if the shadow is shown, but even General Raiden would have a hard time distinguishing its authenticity.

Thomas heard Arthur's words and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Okay, okay, I thought the imitation of the Eye of God that I spent a lot of money on had no use for it. It cost me 500 million Mora."

"Wait a minute, how much?"

Five million molas, did you hear it correctly?

Just this one glass bead was sold for 500 million molas?

Good guy, those ownerless Eyes of God may have been picked up at auction and bought by chance.

"Yes, I asked someone to buy this from Mondstadt. It seems to have been made by a bard. It was originally going to be sold for 1000 million moras, but the price was negotiated to 500 million, so I asked someone to find it. A bard bought one."

The bard of Mondstadt is not who he thinks he is.

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Mond at this time.

"The best wine, give me ten glasses!"

"Wendy, do you have money? You haven't paid back the money you owed before. Master Diluc told me that if you don't pay back the money, I can only sell you apple juice in the future."

"I just made a lot of money, it's almost full!"

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Ah, so to speak, there is a reason why the workmanship of this imitation is so authentic.