Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

"Toma, what are you doing with this thing? I can understand if you do it with a fire element, but why are you doing a wind element?"

"I'm not using it for myself. I just want to try it out and see if anything will happen if an ordinary person is caught with this imitation and placed in a statue."

After checking the time, Thomas quickly repacked the box.

"I won't tell you anymore, these things have to be delivered to the client!"

"It turns out these are not free gifts!"

"Definitely not. The things inside are entrusted by an adult. If I offend that person, I, a local coward, will probably become a snakeskin wallet tomorrow."

Thomas left in a hurry with Arthur.

We did come to Mu Le Tea Room, but why is this happening?

Looking at the pink-furred fox in front of him who was reading a book, he slowly placed a stack of fried tofu on the table without moving, but read quietly.

Although this Eightfold God Son is very disdainful, I have to say that some people just open their mouths. Without this mouth, they would really be beautiful.

Looking at Yaegamiko, who is wearing a miko uniform with red and white as the main colors, sitting on her knees and reading a book, this look is really pleasing to the eye.

Especially the jade feet that took off the shoes after entering the room. The white feet were pressed under Yae Kamiko's round ass.

Maybe I was too absorbed in reading and sat there for too long, and I moved from time to time.

No, I can’t watch it, the xp is about to move!

On the other hand, Toma next to him was sitting upright next to him, not looking at Yae Shenzi at all.

From his perspective, it was found that his attention was completely attracted by the patterns on the wall, and he was staring at the wall with all his concentration.

"Wow!"

Perhaps it was because he had been sitting for a long time that Yae Kamiko finished reading Chapter 1, only to find that there was no heat on the fried tofu. He put the book in the box, picked up a piece of fried tofu with his chopsticks and put it in his mouth.

"Sure enough, the fried tofu at Mu Le Teahouse is really good! By the way, I have accepted the books and things. Don't worry, you can do whatever you want. I will help you sort it out if something goes wrong."

"Thank you, Mr. Palace Secretary. I'll leave first." Then he turned to look at Arthur.

"Then I'll leave first. You can stay here with Mr. Palace Secretary for a while. There will be a guest who wants to call you later."

guest?I'm afraid it's not Kamisato Ayaka.

Seeing that Yae Shenzi was eating deliciously, Arthur was not polite to her and took two pieces from the plate and put them in his mouth.

But after the first taste, I found that although the fried tofu is delicious, it is not bad if you eat a few pieces, but it will be like that if you eat too much.

"By the way, you actually asked Thomas to help you get books from outside? With your status, if you want the books, no one will stop you, right?"

"It's different." Putting the last piece of fried tofu on the plate into his mouth, Yae Shenzi licked the corners of his mouth with satisfaction, rolled all the grease from the corners of his mouth into his mouth with his pink tongue, and then continued, "If I contact San Fengxing Come on, you don’t know how long it will take to ink, and how much oil and water will be consumed in the middle, so you can just ask Thomas to find someone quickly."

"Besides, wouldn't it be more exciting to see it secretly than to do it openly?"

Seeing the pink-furred fox in front of him licking the corner of his mouth, Arthur wanted to say, is your thief serious?

Chapter 132 System, translate Taromaru’s words

After Yae Kamiko got the book, he finished eating the fried tofu and didn't even think about talking to Arthur. He just took the things away and left.

Of course, Thomas had paid the money this time in advance, and Yae Shenzi would not cheat Arthur again.

After waiting for a long time, he didn't see Kamisato Ayaka coming. Arthur even wondered whether Toma went directly to Kamisato Yashiki when he left to inform Kamisato Ayaka. Otherwise, how could he not arrive for so long?

But Kamisato Ayaka actually arrived early.

Just not on this floor, but in a single room upstairs.

"Hey, hasn't Thomas brought anyone here yet?"

Kamisato Ayaka went out early to wait when the two left, but she didn't see Arthur's arrival until now. Unfortunately, she didn't have a mobile phone, otherwise she would have asked Toma what happened.

Toma, who was cleaning the house in Kamisato Yashiki, sneezed.

"Ah Zhi, who is talking about me? Speaking of which, Mr. Gongji should have left, and Miss Kamisato should have seen Arthur... right?"

Thomas suddenly remembered something.

"That's bad. Didn't I tell Arthur that Miss Kamisato is in the room upstairs? That's bad!"

Because he wanted to leave the environment where Yae Shenzi was as soon as possible. According to his words, that was his reverence for Yae Shenzi. Only Toma himself knew the truth.

In the end, he forgot to tell Arthur that he was going upstairs after leaving. He only remembered to tell him that someone was waiting for him.

"What should we do? It's definitely too late to get there now!"

Forget it, so be it.

Thomas thought it was ignored. It wasn't that he didn't want to notify Arthur, but that he had been back for so long, and now that he was gone by himself, Arthur might not wait for him.

It is better to be mentally prepared to be scolded and wait for the death penalty.

What's more, what if, what if Arthur, with his excellent insight, predicts his prediction and successfully finds Kamisato Ayaka?

"Taromaru, do you know that Kamisato Ayaka is here?"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"System, translate it"

[Host, be a human being, it is just a dog, it cannot communicate with you, and do you think too highly of me? 】

"Useless guy."

【...】

"Well, this customer, Taromaru is just the mascot of the store. Although he is wearing clothes, he is just an ordinary dog. If you have anything, tell me."

A clerk had just finished delivering food to others and when he returned to the counter, he saw Arthur talking to Taromaru.

Although I wanted to complain about why people and dogs would ask questions, I didn't say it clearly because of etiquette.

"Oh, I just wanted to ask, have you seen Kamisato Ayaka?"

"Princess Egret? You should be here in the morning. Didn't Mr. Thomas say that?"

Only then did the clerk remember that this was the Arthur who was invited by the Kamisato family. It was Mr. Thomas who paid for it and took him away.

Indeed, Kamisato Ayaka came here early this morning, and she also arranged not to let anyone come to the second floor. She and Arthur had something to discuss.

As one of the secret industries of the Kamisato family, of course I know the boss behind them, and I will immediately respond to Kamisato Ayaka's orders and then abide by them.

As a result, Mr. Toma came with Arthur and Mr. Gongji, and Mr. Toma and Mr. Gongji left. Hasn't this person not found Kamisato Ayaka yet?

"Okay, I get it now."

Arthur's face turned dark, and he had already thought about how to blackmail Thomas.

Such important news, I actually forgot to mention it. If I hadn't asked, I might have had to wait until dark, and then I and Kamisato Ayaka, one on the first floor and the other on the second floor, would have just closed the door. Neither found the other party.

Arriving on the second floor, I soon saw Kamisato Ayaka in the innermost room.

Kamisato Ayaka was not sitting in her original position, but was walking back and forth.

In order to ensure the best condition, Kamisato Ayaka came here since the morning and has been sitting there in preparation. However, although Inazuma looks particularly formal and good-looking when sitting there, it is very tiring to sit like this.

Even after years of training, Kamisato Ayaka couldn't bear to sit like this for a whole day. Her legs were numb from sitting. When she got up to move her body, she saw Arthur coming over.

The two people just looked at each other.

"Mr. Arthur, please sit down."

Looking at Kamisato Ayaka pretending that nothing happened, she sat back down, but the blush on her face proved that Kamisato Ayaka was still very shy inside.

Ah...why, why was it that when I was about to get up and move around, I happened to bump into Mr. Arthur!

And not only is Kamisato Ayaka currently experiencing a lot of inner drama, her numb legs are still not relieved.

Now I am sitting there, my little feet wearing white boat socks moving from time to time to relieve the discomfort caused by numbness.

"Why don't we change rooms? I see there are ordinary seats next door. I'm new to Inazuma and I'm still not used to it. You guys sit on your knees to eat."

"Then as you said, let's go next door."

Wow, I finally don’t have to sit on my knees anymore. Mr. Arthur is such a good person.

In fact, it is a lie to say that you are not adaptable. After all, your physical fitness is there. Even if you don't like it, it won't have much impact. And why do you have to kneel? Isn't it okay if I cross my legs?

The main reason is to take care of Kamisato Ayaka.

"Then let's order first. What would Mr. Arthur want to eat?"

Kamisato Ayaka pushed the menu to Arthur, but Arthur pushed it back without even looking at it.

"Come on, I don't know what's delicious, and I just ate fried tofu downstairs with Toma and Yae Shenzi in the morning."

"Hey! Have you been here since this morning?"

"Yeah, if I hadn't gotten sleepy and asked the clerk, I probably wouldn't have known you were waiting for me upstairs."

Arthur said so much more because he wanted to take revenge on Thomas.

In fact, his goal was achieved. Kamisato Ayaka was gentle and elegant in the eyes of outsiders, but at this time, she only had murderous intent in her eyes, causing her to take revenge for a whole day, she wrote it down.

Seeing that the sun is almost setting, do you know how she has spent such a long time?

No matter how good-tempered he is, he can't help it anymore.

Since he hadn't eaten since morning, Kamisato Ayaka ordered some dishes and closed the door after all the dishes were served.

After eating a little bit to fill his hungry stomach, he revealed his purpose.

"Actually, I originally wanted to ask Thomas to take you to see the Thousand Hands and Hundred Eyes Statue, and then go see the people who have lost the Eyes of God, but I still want me to tell you about Inazuma's story. If you look at the current situation, you will have a deeper experience.”

The following story is about Inazuma's transformation from seclusion to the Eye Hunting Order.

Chapter 133 is about to lose san

But I have heard this story many times now.

Kamisato Ayaka is already the third person she has talked to.

If the heart of the sea is to express the "righteousness" of the resistance, Yae Kamiko is from God's perspective, and Kamisato Ayaka cares about belonging to the people's side.

No one of the three people was wrong in what they said, but both Shinkai and Kamisato Ayaka's stories were too one-sided. On the other hand, Yae Kamiko, who seemed the least serious, was the one who made the most thorough analysis.

But Arthur did not tell Kamisato Ayaka what he knew. Although Kamisato Ayaka's view was too one-sided, if it were Kamisato Ayato who dealt with it, he would definitely get the same opinion as Yae Kamiko.

But at the moment, Kamisato Ayaka pays more attention to the opinions of those Inazuma people who have lost the eyes of God, which is more in line with the direction of things.

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After seeing the two of them returning together, Thomas felt relieved.

No matter what, at least the two people met.

Thomas, whose anxious heart finally relaxed, planned to prepare dinner and then invite the two of them to enjoy the dinner, but he didn't notice the strange looks from the two of them.

Thomas had already thought about it, and he was probably going to get scolded at least tonight, but nothing happened.

Neither Kamisato Ayaka nor Arthur mentioned this stupid thing Thomas did.

Thomas, who thought that the two of them didn't notice it or didn't take it to heart, returned to the house after dinner.

But Thomas may have never heard of an idiom in Liyue, which is called settling accounts after autumn.

It's too early for you to worry!

After breakfast in the morning, Toma took Arthur to Inazuma Castle as requested by Kamisato Ayaka.

Arriving in front of the statue of Thousand Hands and Hundred Eyes, Arthur suddenly felt a sense of despair.

Weird, strange, the eyes of God on this statue are randomly inlaid on it, seeming to have a certain pattern, but also seeming to be chaotic.

By the way, how did Ying come up with such a thing? Arthur didn't know whether it could lock Inazuma's time, but this thing can completely make the sanity value drop crazily. Is it because of his own aesthetics?Doesn't anyone think it's weird?

"This is the statue of Thousand Hands and Hundred Eyes. Since the Eye Hunting Order was issued, the general has ordered Tian Ling's men to collect them everywhere and embed the God's Eyes on the statue one by one."

"I know all this, but I'm more curious. Don't you feel disgusted when you look at this thing? I feel goosebumps all over my body when I look at it."

"Lost san?" There is no san value in Teyvat's world, but Thomas still understood the general meaning of what Arthur wanted to say based on the context, "Are you saying that it looks weird to have thousands of hands and hundreds of eyes? In fact, everyone is That’s how I feel, that’s why there are so few people around here.”

Arthur tried touching the statue, but nothing happened. Perhaps being able to get other people's wishes from the eyes of God is unique to Kong Ying, a brother and sister.