Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

There was only one last place left. Looking at the castle tower, which is the tallest building in the city, I decided to go and have a look.

Even if she can't find the Eightfold God's Son, this betrothal gift is still from a thunder movie, so at the worst, she can just withdraw it.

If it doesn't work, she will stop pretending and show her identity directly. She can't force a person of the same status as herself to marry someone she has never met.

As a result, Raikage, who I thought must be there, didn't see it, but instead he saw Yae Shenzi, who I had been looking for all the way.

Arthur's first reaction was to ignore everything else and let me give him a beating first.

He looked at Yae Kamiko lying there, reading the light novel given to Kage, eating the snacks given to Kage, and lying on the seat where Kage had always been.

Arthur didn't show any pity for her, and without making a sound, he walked directly behind her while Yae Shenzi didn't notice him.

He gave the two slaps he wanted to give Kage to Yae Shenzi.

"Clap!"

Yae Shenzi stopped lying down, a bolt of lightning appeared, and disappeared directly into his original position, arriving a few meters away.

He glared fiercely at the evil hand of the instigator.

Yae Shenzi looked at Arthur, even this man spanked him, even Fox Sai Palace had never spanked him before!

"Arthur, what are you doing!"

Seeing the shameful and angry Yae Shenzi, Arthur couldn't help it.

Suddenly I didn't feel very angry anymore. After recalling the feeling just now, I felt that it was quite elastic.

As a result, Arthur's reminiscing actions and expressions made Yae Kamiko even more angry.

"Die! The true pupils appear."

1Chapter 17 Misunderstanding resolved

Seeing the purple thunder above his head, Arthur didn't even try to hide.

Just let the thunder fall on you.

It wasn't that he couldn't dodge, or that he felt guilty for taking the attack from the Yao Shenzi, but because it was unnecessary.

The damage caused had already recovered before it appeared on Arthur's body, and even his hair did not explode due to the lightning strike.

It was as if the lightning just now was just an illusion.

The power of "creation" is easy to use, especially when the Herrscher's body is used, it is even easier to use. There are no other shortcomings except that it consumes a bit of Honkai energy.

You can't say that. At least it seems to have a certain mocking function. It seems that Yae Shenzi is even more angry now.

Just when Yae Shenzi was about to continue his next attack, another figure appeared on the cushion where Yae Shenzi was originally lying, and sat there.

This person is the owner of Inazuma, the God of Thunder himself, Thunder Movie.

"Huh? What's wrong with you two?"

Kage looked at the two of them with a cute expression. Although he felt very embarrassed, Yae Shenzi didn't want the third person to know his ugly appearance, so he put away the Kagura bell he had just taken out.

After glaring at Arthur, he asked Xiang Ying directly.

"What on earth are you thinking about, Ying? How can you marry me if you have nothing to do?"

"Well, what, are you jealous?"

Seeing Kage sitting there eating the snacks she had just opened with gusto, Yae Kamiko almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

Would you like to hear what you are saying.

"Why are you jealous? Your brain circuit has been damaged because you have been at home for too long. Let me help you repair it. I have heard of an ancient repair technique called the 45° oblique knock repair method!"

But Ying was originally devoted to martial arts, and Yae Shenzi's movement was dodged by her before it landed on Ying.

It didn't even affect Kage's snacking speed at all.

"Kaba, um, I thought you also fell in love with Arthur, kaba kaba, after all, we are all a family, the aesthetics should be similar, kaba kaba, not to mention you have been single for so long, according to those Orions If so, it should also be in its estrus period."

You are in estrus, and your whole family is in estrus!No, we seem to be the same family!

Yae Shenzi became even more angry.

Today only one of us can go out standing.

"Tell me, do you two have anything to do with me?"

Well, today only Arthur can go out standing, Yae Shenzi has already knelt down.

Seeing the autistic Yae Shenzi there, Arthur decided to ask about the marriage first.

"I have never met the descendants of Yae Shenzi. How can we talk about being in love with each other? Moreover, I can't refuse marriage offers or anything like that."

"Well, isn't that little pink fox that was lying on your shoulder a descendant of the Son of God? I saw her lying on your shoulder, whispering so close to you, isn't that intimate?"

Ying was speechless. If you are not intimate, how can I be intimate with you?

Arthur also knew that there seemed to be some misunderstanding. Yae Shenzi was still there as a corpse. It seemed that he could only let himself speak.

"Actually, that person is the son of the Eightfold God."

"Ah, it turns out I made a mistake. I'm sorry, I'm going to have the marriage cancelled."

I thought the matter would end like this, but Ying's next words made both Arthur and Yae Shenzi, who was pretending to be a corpse, unable to bear it.

"It turns out that you and Shenzi are in love. I will announce your wedding right now. It seems that the scale will be expanded."

Both were petrified, but Shadow continued to chatter.

"But it seems that Shenzi and I don't have many acquaintances. Why don't we go to Liyue to call Gan Yu and Morax? It seems that partial opening of the country is still not possible, so we can cancel it within a limited time. At least the wedding is over first."

"What about the wedding room? Arthur doesn't seem to have his own home yet. Wouldn't it be bad if he married into his wife? After all, he is my subject, but the Son of God is also my friend. Forget it, you can do it yourself. At worst, I will draw a piece of land for you. you."

"It's time for Arthur's official position to be reborn, but all the existing positions have been taken. What should I do if a temporary replacement is targeted? How about opening a department directly under San Fengxing? I think it's okay and just worthy of the Son of God. "

"Ying, this is not the kind of relationship we have. Stop thinking about it!"

It felt like Kage would be talking about children if he continued talking. Yae Shenzi stopped pretending to be a corpse and quickly interrupted Kage's continued divergent thinking.

Then he and Arthur explained the original situation to her one after another.

"In other words, Son of God, you just want to see this newcomer Fengshen come over and beat me up?"

"Actually, no, I just asked her to slap you both to calm you down."

"So that's right."

Kage wasn't angry either. If he was always angry with Shenzi, he would have been so angry that he stuck his knife in front of Yae Shenzi and made her kneel like this.

Then he looked at Arthur.

"The new God of Wind, emmmm, I'd better call you Arthur, okay? You can also call me Shadow."

"Okay, Shadow."

"Sorry for the misunderstanding, and thank you for everything you have done for Ina Wife."

"It's okay, as long as it ends well, so why do you want to grant me a marriage?"

"I'll send someone to cancel it right now. The only ones who know the news now are Kujo Sora and the two from Kamisato's family. Oh, I seem to have told Xinhai to ask her to come over to attend the wedding and prepare gifts. Forget it. Let Kujo Sora go over and talk to her when the time comes."

The misunderstanding was resolved, and the two sat opposite each other, eating snacks and chatting.

"Hey, I didn't expect Barbatos to hand over the position of Wind God to you, and Morax also faked his death to rest. Alas, the last two original seven gods also got rid of their shackles. Sure enough, time has brought about too many changes. ”

"But this also shows that the people of Liyue and Mondstadt are developing rapidly. Otherwise, how could they just let things go so completely?"

"Yes, by the way, although the wedding has been cancelled, I still plan to end the eye hunting order. When I went to Kaiji Island today, I took a look at the current Inazuma. It seems that I was really wrong. At least Everyone had a smile on their face when they heard that the eye hunting order was cancelled.”

"Arthur, can you help me? I'm not good at politics. In the past, except for decision-making, the Kujo family was responsible for most issues. Now Kujo Takayuki colluded with the fools and was caught. I intend to let Kujo Sora take over, but She’s not particularly good at politics, so can you help me?”

"Kage, do you think too highly of me? None of us is better than the other. Why don't you ask Yae Shenzi who has been with Inazuma about this kind of thing?"

"Look at what I'm doing, I don't know anything, I can't do anything, I'm just a little fox who loves to eat fried tofu."

I played the tour for two days in a row and asked for a day off.

I was feeling a little tired when I had yang, but recently I celebrated the 15th anniversary of BabyBus. I had 2 legions on Thursday, played a group on Friday, and refreshed and played another group on Saturday. I felt completely weak, and I was still doing double duty. I asked for a day off today. Will code again tomorrow.

Don’t worry about it being deleted. There is still a chapter that has been saved but not yet published, and the following plot has just been prepared. I just want to spend less time typing and relax for a day, and at the same time clear a few game tasks.

Again, no goo, no goo, see you on Sunday!

Chapter 148 Miss Mary’s shopping call

Ying looked at Shenzi and said, forget it, he recognized Shenzi's ability, but in terms of his character, forget it. He didn't want the first decree issued tomorrow to turn the staple food into fried tofu.

Unable to bear the expectant look in Ying's eyes, Arthur agreed to Ying's request, but he would only help Ying make a few suggestions. Regardless of whether Ying accepted it or not, he would not always participate in politics.

Under Kage's expectant gaze, Arthur talked about a few things he could think of, some of which Kujo Sora and Kamisato Ayato had proposed, but they had not yet been implemented.

"First of all, the Eye Hunting Order and the Lockdown Order. If they are not cancelled, Inazuma's economy will not develop, and other levels will be pulled far away by other countries because of the isolation."

"Then there is the issue of tax collection. The tax imposed by Dao Wife is too serious, and there are many weird taxes that appear one after another. Originally, Dao Wife's land cannot grow much, and the tax will make life even more difficult."

"Then there's not enough land, not just a place to live, but not enough land with resources and suitable for farming. If I remember correctly, it's difficult for people to live on the Baying Island because of thunderstorms. You can find some people to solve it. , the same goes for Qinglai Island, that barrier is difficult for others to deal with, you should be able to split it with just one knife."

This is not a game. Even if it is immune to some damage, it is unlikely to be completely immune. It should only be a little troublesome for Kage.

"Oh, the same goes for Heguan, but I'm not sure how to deal with it there. It's up to you to think about this."

Then he said a lot of things that he remembered, but Ying just kept nodding, and he didn't know whether he really listened or just echoed himself.

Finally, a total of more than a dozen suggestions were made, which made Arthur feel thirsty and took a sip of tea to relieve some of the problems.

Seeing Ying still absorbing what he said, he saw that it was already getting late, so he got up and prepared to go home. Before leaving, he remembered that he still had a task to complete, and he probably wouldn't do it now, so he changed Completed in one way.

Walking to Ying's side, Arthur raised his hand and patted Ying's side.

"Then I'll leave first. If you need anything, come and see me."

"Well, I see."

The shadow did not stay with Arthur for long, and Arthur heard the system prompt as he wished.

But he didn't rush to look. He strolled back to Kamisato's house, walked into the room where he was, and then started to check the system's rewards.

[Mission: Complete Yae Shenzi’s commission and give her master two blows. Completed.

Reward: Random skill*1. 】

【Um?hiss!Does this count?Forget it, the ending is almost the same, so let’s leave it at that. 】

The system is broken again, but as long as the rewards can be distributed normally, that's fine.

It's the cat machine again. Arthur doesn't know how many times he has done the same action. He directly pulls the cat machine. When he sees the icon, Arthur is a little dumbfounded.

Telephone?

Yes, the Cat Phone icon is exactly a telephone.

Arthur really wants to experience the convenience brought by modern technology, but the phone doesn't seem to work well, and it can't be charged here. He can't ask Kujo Sora or Kage to come over to help charge it, because it will probably explode.

Without giving Arthur much time to think, the rewards had already been distributed.

[Shopping calls can be broadcast every day for shopping. Shopping requires a certain amount of money to pay. 】

[Note: Mora is a unique local currency. It can provide high value in the first transaction, but in subsequent transactions, the value will continue to decrease. Please find other suitable items to trade. 】

Unable to use Mora!

It's not that it can't be used, but it means that Mora cannot be used as currency, but is more like a treasure. It can provide great value when it first appears, but the larger the quantity, the less valuable it becomes.

But is this not easy to handle?

He directly took out the gold bricks he had drawn in the initial lottery and made a call.

This so-called shopping phone is designed to be a gift, with only one button that says [Dial/Connect].

Then it's gone.

There is no display screen or anything else, just a button. Those who don’t know it think it is the remote control there.

"What do you want to buy?"

The emotionless voice came from the other end of the phone. This voice could not distinguish between male and female, but it did not have the cold feeling of artificial intelligence. Arthur did not hear the follow-up words and said what he wanted to buy.