Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

"I want the latest smartphone, which can download all the current novels and animations, and a solar power generation device."

"Sorry, we can only trade one item at a time. Do you need a mobile phone, a storage device to store novels and animations, or a solar power generation device."

Not only does it limit the number of times, it also limits the quantity, which is a pity.

"Then I want a mobile phone that can store as many anime as it can. Is that okay?"

"Okay, we understand. Please keep the phone open. Our goods will be delivered to you in 1 minute."

And Arthur counted the time. It was almost exactly one minute when the phone in his hand rang.

After Arthur answered the phone, a soft female voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Hello, I am Miss Mary. I have arrived in Teyvat."

Then the call was hung up and dialed again.

"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm here at Rice Wife."

Same operation again.

"Hello, I'm Miss Mary. I'm at Kamisato's house."

Hang up again and dial.

"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm behind you."

Arthur quickly turned around, and indeed a figure appeared behind him, but Arthur didn't notice it at all.

"Hello, this is your order, please sign for it."

The other party handed over a card, which seemed to be a document used to sign for the order. Arthur waited for a few seconds and saw no response from the other party before taking the card from the other party's hand.

[Order number: malixiaojiedaigou000001

Contents of goods: mobile phone (with animation resources)

Purchaser: Arthur]

Then there is the signature area in the lower right corner.

After confirming that it was just ordinary paper, Arthur signed his name and handed it to the other party. After the other party confirmed that the name was correct, he handed a package to Arthur.

"Sir, please give me a five-star rating for my service. Mary is your purchasing agent and your mission will be fulfilled! Welcome to your next shopping trip. I wish you a happy shopping. Goodbye."

Even when she left, he only saw her taking out her mobile phone as if making a call, and then she left.

I carefully opened the package and found that there was indeed a mobile phone lying in the center of the package.

Chapter 149: How does the fox cry? Da Chuxing, King Chen Sheng.

At first glance, it is the latest model of Huaguo mate14promax (don’t ask, if you ask, it’s Huaguo, if you ask again, it’s Yali, if you still want to ask, it’s Pineapple phone).

And when I opened my phone, I did see that it was full of anime resources.

It's just that this anime of yours is a bit unorthodox. I didn't see the masterpiece in my mind, but I did see a protagonist named Qiuyue Aili.

No, I have to review it carefully and criticize it.

At night, Arthur was swiping his phone again and again, and suddenly he seemed to remember something, and he stood up suddenly and sat up.

Isn’t Miss Mary an urban legend?

And the way the other party appears is exactly the same as the urban legend, that is, she is a strange person who will deliver express delivery.

However, this method of transportation is first-rate, fast and stable, and has no other shortcomings except that the continuous phone calls are a bit annoying, and it is a bit scary to have a person suddenly appear behind you.

And the price is also very fair. At least the gold coins I got at the beginning are probably enough to buy a lot of things, and there is no need to consider other equivalent trading items for the time being.

So Arthur decided to just buy it as long as he could. Instead of buying something that could relieve his boredom, he still had to leave some gold coins. If he wanted to buy something in the future but ran out of money, he would have to exchange it for other supplies.

When I turned on my phone, of course there was no signal.

I turned off all unavailable functions such as wifi, Bluetooth, and the Internet, and then started watching videos on my phone.

Unfortunately, I didn’t have headphones. In order not to disturb other people and cause misunderstanding, I could only turn the volume down to the lowest level until no sound could be heard.

It turned out that it was just one night.

In the morning, when Arthur was still immersed in the long-lost anime, a knock on the door came from outside, which made Arthur break away from the attraction of the mobile phone.

Only then did I realize that the phone's battery level was about to be prompted, and the time had also reached 10 o'clock in the morning.

"Arthur, are you up?"

"Get up, get up, I'll come out right now."

As a result, when he went out, he didn't see the owner of the voice, Kamisato Ayaka, but instead saw a pink-furred fox smiling at him.

Without saying a word, Arthur closed the door.

If it weren't for Yae Shenzi's quick reaction and blocking the door.

Now she would probably be blocked by Arthur, but the situation was almost the same now.

"It hurts, it hurts, don't use so much force. Is this your attitude toward your ex-spouse?"

"It's obviously a misunderstanding. Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, you still use this as an excuse?"

"Oh, you guy, you really have no interest at all. What makes our relationship so cold?"

"It's because of what you did!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu It's obvious that you and I are in love and have been granted marriage by the God of Thunder. How could you spit out such cold words from your 37-degree mouth?"

Seeing Yae Shenzi who was still acting here, Arthur didn't close the door, let go of his hand, put his hands on his chest, and looked at Yae Shenzi with a playful expression.

"So, you want to renew our relationship with me."

"But you are so indifferent, I'd better leave."

Yae Shenzi felt something was wrong and planned to run away.

But you are having so much fun, how can I do it if I don’t express my feelings?

"No need to leave, come on, come into the house with me!"

Arthur pulled Yae Shenzi and was about to enter the house, intending to "renew the relationship" with her.

"No, no, I won't bother you. You can have a good rest. If Ying has anything to do, call me."

"It's okay, come in, I believe Ying won't care, she will definitely agree."

But I don't agree!It's a pity that Yae Shenzi didn't have a chance to say anything.

Neither of them are good at melee combat, but in terms of physical fitness alone, how can Yae Kamiko compare to Arthur after being super doubled?

He was pulled into the room and the door was closed smoothly.

He directly threw Yae Shenzi in his arms onto the bed.

"No, Arthur."

"I heard you are very brave, let me see!"

Panicked, panicked, Yae Shenzi was really panicked.

She came here today just to be bored, and planned to come over to tease Arthur.

But who would have thought that if the teasing failed, he would be fucked instead. It seems that he has fallen into the wolf's den today.

Yae Shenzi suddenly became wise and transformed directly into the form of a pink little fox.

Although I feel it is embarrassing to be masturbated in this state, it is better than sacrificing my virginity.

"Oh, you're scared!"

Arthur smiled contemptuously. Although he was a little angry at being teased by Yae Shenzi, he was not willing to do such a thing to force her.

What's more, it wouldn't be her turn.

The first figure that comes to mind is a purple cat.

He grabbed the little pink fox Destiny by the back of her neck and lifted her up.

Ignoring her four little paws swinging back and forth, he directly put her body in his arms and stroked the pink fur on her back.

"Wow!"

Perhaps because he felt comfortable after being rubbed, Yae Shenzi actually made a sound.

But meow?

"Is that what the fox calls?"

"Leave me alone!"

"Come, learn from me the correct sound of a fox. Let's learn it based on allusions first."

"Nai Dan wrote on the silk: "King Chen Sheng", and placed it in the belly of the fish that someone had caught. The soldier bought the fish and cooked it, and found the book in the belly of the fish, which was considered strange. Wu Guang was also ordered to go to the nearby Cong Temple. At night in the bonfire, the fox crows and says: 'Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding'. All the soldiers are frightened at night. Every day, the soldiers often say: 'What does the fox say?'"

But looking at Yae Shenzi's confused eyes, it was obvious that he didn't understand what he was talking about.

"Forget it, follow me and learn the cry of the Liyue fox. Come on, Dachuxing, King Chen Sheng!"

"Although I don't know if foxes in Liyue can speak human language, but foxes definitely don't speak like that."

"No, that's really what I said, believe me!"

"What are you kidding about? Do you think I am the blond traveler?"

No, why is it still related to Ying? Isn’t your prejudice against Ying a bit big?

But if it costs money to try it, I’ll give it a try next time.

Finally, under Arthur's pressure, Yae Shenzi learned how to call a fox.

"Da Chuxing, King Chen Sheng."

"Okay, very good, very good, I have decided to let you go today."

At the same time that Arthur loosened his restraints, Yae Shenzi quickly jumped out and then changed back to human form.

"Tell me, you didn't really come to me just to tease me, did you? What happened? The general can't repair it? Are the resistance forces back again? Or are the fools causing trouble?"

"No, I'm really just bored and came over to take a look."

Arthur suddenly felt that he had acted lightly just now.

Chapter 1: Rice Wife’s Announcement

Yae Shenzi had just received his punishment, and he didn't dare to be rude anymore.

What's more, this is Arthur's room, and it's Kamisato's house.

If someone discovers this, where will you put your face?

Seeing that Arthur's eyes were becoming unkind again, Yae Shenzi quickly opened the door and left. When Arthur poked his head out, there was no one outside.

But I kept looking at my phone and it was almost out of battery. It happened to be the next day, so I just needed to buy a charging device first.

But is it a solar charging panel or a power bank?

"Hello, give me a power bank with the largest capacity. What's only 1W mAh? Does it support fast charging? Oh, it does. Just bring it over fully charged."

This doesn’t work either. It’s only 1w mAh, which is enough to charge it twice, but since it supports the fast charging protocol, forget it.

(Don’t ask, the question is that only official power banks support the fast charging protocol. The ones purchased from other channels can only support 33, and some can only support 22)

The phone rang again.

"Hello, I am Miss Mary. I have arrived in Teyvat."

"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm here at Rice Wife."

"Hello, I'm Miss Mary. I'm at Kamisato's house."

"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm behind you."

Service is prompt as always.

I took the power bank, turned on the charging mode immediately, and then continued to watch anime.

After buying all the solar charging devices and large-capacity solid-state devices, I would like to ask if there is a way to connect to the Internet.