Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Arthur also spoke up at this time, but he was not teasing Ying together with Yae Shenzi, "Kage, don't think too much, Yae Shenzi is just telling you not to be disappointed. What's more, you and the general have the same body, how can you be the only one who is fat? ah."

"So am I really fat?"

Arthur covered his face and sighed, is this what he said?

Yae Shenzi was amused, and because of this, the atmosphere at the scene relaxed a lot.

"So, Kage, what is the general doing now?"

The shadow sensed it for a moment, and then said, "General, she didn't seem to communicate with others. She just took the Ina Hikari of Naginus and left. It seemed that she was going to find the Fools."

"Oh, is it the Fools first?" Yae Shenzi's frowning eyebrows relaxed, "Then don't worry, the Fools are dead if they die, it's insignificant, but they didn't come to find you."

The general was not a fool. Since he knew that Kage had gone to Narukami Grand Shrine, how could he pursue him? There was not much difference in strength between the two.

If Ying hadn't been autistic for a long time, neglected to exercise, and was stunned by the general's sudden attack, he wouldn't have been defeated so quickly.

In this case, the general chose to kill first and then tell everyone, and deal with everyone first. By then, even if Ying brought people over, his mission would be completed.

"But soon she will go to Haiji Island and the prison to clean up prisoners. Let's stop her quickly."

Seeing that neither of them was in a hurry, Ying became anxious instead.

"Ying, I know you are in a hurry. Although you are in a hurry, please don't be anxious yet."

Arthur's words did not alleviate Kage's anxiety, but received a big eye roll from Yae Shenzi.

"Where are you in this matryoshka? But Ying, in fact, you really don't have to worry. The fools will die when they die, and the resistance army has long existed in name only. Even if you want to find it, you can only go to Haiji Island to find the Coral Palace Army from before. There are How many people are dissatisfied with your rule and have always wanted to rebel, so just cut them off."

Chapter 154 Golden Retriever Fool, take me to Haiji Island

Yae Shenzi and Arthur basically sentenced the fools to death.

As for the remnants of the original resistance army and those on Kaiji Island?

Except for a few who are still sane, the others are more rebellious than the last, and each of them is an ungrateful young man who will die when he dies.

When Orobas brought them out, he was tricked backhand.

Shadow then spared their lives and allowed them to continue their faith in Orobas.

As a result, not only was he ungrateful, he also forgot what he had done before and wanted to rebel.

In the eyes of the two of them, except for Coral Palace Xinhai and Wulang, everyone else's death was deserved. They killed ten people there, and at least eight of them wanted to rebel. They thought everything was Inazuma's fault.

The remaining two did not have the courage to rebel.

On the general's side, she carried a naginata and went directly to the few remaining camps of fools after the lady left.

"Enemy attack!"

"careful!"

Is that all?

Looking at the small crowd of fools below, they were almost all ordinary recruits and non-commissioned officers, not to mention executive officers, even lieutenants were very few.

"Did they all run away? They ran fast."

As several screams were heard, all the nearby fools were instantly killed by the general's sword. They even lost their lives before they even had a chance to resist.

"It seems that the Fools don't need to spend much effort. After quickly dealing with these outsiders, it's time for the Haiji Islanders to feel the power of the gods again."

Lifting the sword, swinging the sword, and throwing the sword, the general was like a machine executing orders, slaughtering all the fools in his path.

There are some fools who are connected to or cooperate with the camp of Hai Luanggui.

It's a pity that the general didn't even think of looking at the group of ronin. He rushed directly into the crowd, killed all the fools and then walked away gracefully, leaving the ronin nearby.

And they could already feel the cold sweat pouring down their backs.

What's the situation, what happened just now?

Why, why just in the blink of an eye, all those fools with special equipment and power died. Is this the power of General Thunder?

Although the goal of General Raiden's trip is very clear, that is to first annihilate the remaining fools, and then go to Haiji Island to end the rebellion.

But because the general had no hidden ideas at all, her martial arts skills and her strength left a deep impression on the surrounding ronin and treasure thieves.

Especially the Kairangui, who have the power and abuse it wantonly, now they are like waking up from a dream, trying the sword?No matter what kind of knife I try, I'd better find a small village to live in.

This time the knife fell on the heads of the fools, but what about next time?

No one can be sure that the generals have taken action. After the first time, there will be a second or third time, and life will still be at stake.

This led to the film's subsequent suspicion, was the general's approach the right one?At least the public security in Daozhu has improved by more than one level.

"Is this the evil eye?"

The general solved another group of fools and found a prop that was very similar to the Eye of God from the box they transported.

"Tsk, are these guys using this kind of thing to disrupt order?"

Crush the evil eye to pieces, and the evil spirit inside floats out, but it does not have any impact on her. He waves the knife and turns the escaped residue into fly ash, and then continues to the next location. .

As for Ying, he felt the general's extremely efficient traveling speed and became a little anxious for a moment.

However, Yae Shenzi and Arthur were not anxious at all. Instead, they stood beside the shadow, holding down the shadow's shoulders.

"Ying, don't be anxious, come on, try it quickly. This is a snack that I have treasured for a long time. Most people don't have the chance to eat it."

Yae Kamiko took out a small spoon, scooped up the snacks in his hand, and raised it to Kage's mouth.

And Arthur also took out a piece of ingredients, made a piece of juice and pudding, and handed it to the shadow.

"Don't be impatient. Come on, here's Gogo juice and Patisara pudding. Dao Wife can't buy them. If you don't eat them, there's no chance."

"Stop making trouble and let me go. If this continues, the general will kill me."

Ying regretted why he asked these two people for help. It seemed that these two people were not on the same front as him.

But unless I take action, I really can't get away.

And he has to accept the temptation of two people to feed him.

Looking at the dazzling array of snacks in front of him, Ying finally failed to withstand the temptation and chose to compromise.

Since I can't leave anyway, I might as well take a good rest so that I can perform in a better state later.

Seeing that Ying finally compromised, with juice in one hand and snacks prepared by Yae Shenzi in the other, Arthur and Yae Shenzi looked at each other and smiled.

Shadow: Since you can't resist, why not enjoy it.

I tm eat eat eat eat eat eat eat.People live for sweets and light novels. I will eat whatever fools are riding on horses, or islands in the sea. I will eat whatever generals are advising. I will ride on horses and directly pick up snacks. I will do a 360° Thomas Swirl around and then pounce on them. Yao Shenzi bit the Yao Shenzi over, and Arthur couldn't even try to run away, he gnawed them all.

The shadow is showing off, and now the shadow takes as many snacks as the two of them bring out, and all comers are accepted. Arthur even wonders, are the general's arms really for fighting?

Is there a possibility that Kage wanted to read a light novel and get some snacks at the same time?

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Thinking about it this way, the movie seems to be even more cute.

Ying didn't know it yet, but in Arthur's mind, she had become a homebody who had a few extra arms to make it easier to eat snacks.

It is estimated that by then, I don’t know if I and the general will fight each other, but I will kill Arthur first.

At this time, the general had already arrived at the Wuxiang Blade Hall, and met an old acquaintance.

A golden retriever fool.

Of course, the general learned this nickname from Yae Shenzi.

Regarding the existence of this man, the general considered whether to kill him, but he thought that he had a good relationship with Arthur, and he had already announced that he was no longer wanted.

If he was discovered, his behavior may affect Inazuma's eternity, so he lowered the knife he had just raised.

Yingcai came back from Heguan and conducted the first decryption. Unexpectedly, as soon as they met, he saw the God of Thunder holding a knife and looking at him with thunder and lightning flashing around his body.

But I don’t know why I stopped again.

Watching her walking step by step, Ying suddenly wanted to run out of habit.

But then I thought, that’s not right.

What am I running for?I am a good citizen now. My wanted order has been officially cancelled, and I am still carrying out Thor's commission. Why should I panic?

"Fool with golden hair, take me to Haizhi Island."

Chapter 155 You don’t respect martial ethics

Golden Retriever fool!

Looking left and right, Paimon had white fur, but there was no one else around.

Who is she calling?

Is there a so-called ghost here?

Thinking of everything that happened in Heguan, Ying looked around, trying to find the guy next to him who was called the "golden-haired fool" by the God of Thunder.

Um?What is this guy doing?

Why is she looking around? Is there anything else around that attracts her attention?

"What are you looking at?"

"Ah, General, are you talking to me?"

"Exactly, what are you looking for here and there? Why are you ignoring me?"

Ying scratched his head and said, "General, I'm looking for that golden-haired idiot you mentioned."

The general was a little confused. Yae Kamiko clearly said that the blond traveler's name was Ying, and people familiar with him called him a golden-haired fool or a humble wage earner. Why did she seem to be unaware.

"You are the traveler who destroyed the Hundred Eyes Ceremony, right?" The general's voice was filled with doubts.

But what I got was a definite reply, "It's me."

That's right.

The general checked his memory, and it was indeed correct.

"Isn't that what you call Golden Retriever Fool? Why do you look like you're looking for someone else?"

The general's voice was calm, as if everything was taken for granted, but Ying felt that his whole body was not good.

Hiss, I am indeed a golden retriever. Wait a minute, did the golden retriever idiot call me?

"General, where did you hear this title from? I want to pay him a visit." As he spoke, Ying's voice trembled slightly, suppressing his anger.

The general also directly named the initiator, without any doubt of Ying's purpose.

"Yae Kamiko said it. She told me that people I know well would call you a golden-haired fool or a humble wage earner, right?"

"Oh, General, just call me by my name or Traveler. Yae Shenzi will definitely joke with you again, hahaha."

This is what Ying said, but she has already thought about it. When she sees Yae Shenzi, she must teach this fox a lesson.

Even if she saved herself in the first place.

Even if he doesn't know her background.

But if this revenge is not avenged, his reputation as the fourth natural disaster in Teyvat will be lost.

Now that the misunderstanding was resolved, the general once repeated his original words, but changed his title from golden-haired fool to traveler.

"Traveller, take me to Haiji Island."

"Oh, okay, I just happened to be on the way to find some information."

At this time, after Ying once again revealed the general's location, Yae Shenzi and Arthur no longer planned to stop Ying.

It's good to scare the people of Kaijijima. If the general can't hold it back and turns into the second Musang Blade Hazama, then Inazuma's scenery will be missing again.

Paimon saw that General Raiden had no intention of fighting and flew out from behind Ying.

His big curious eyes flickered, and he seemed to smell a familiar smell.

Ah!

It’s dumpling milk!

As a result, he never encountered the Fools again along the way, so General Thunder did not take action, just like an ordinary traveler who came here for fun.