Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Taking a rented boat, Ying took General Thunder to Haiji Island, but the original harmonious coexistence was like a false dream.

When General Raiden disembarked from the ship, he raised the Naginata Rice Light in his hand high.

The originally clear sky was immediately shrouded by dark clouds. At the same time, countless thunders roared in the sky and beside General Thunder, showing their presence to the surroundings.

The residents of Kaiji Island felt out of breath at this moment, watching General Raiden's body slowly rise until he became the most dazzling (physically dazzling) presence in the sky.

I don’t know who murmured, “Is this divine punishment?”

All the residents suddenly panicked, and there was still the arrogance they once had.

The face that resolutely resisted the thunder and lightning general disappeared, and there was only fear on his face.

They had even sworn to only believe in Orobas. At this moment, between faith and life, they chose to save their lives.

Even though they didn't know whether this god would accept their faith, they all knelt on the ground.

He stretched his hands forward and pressed his head tightly to the ground, not daring to make the slightest move.

He was afraid that if he moved, he would attract the attention of General Thunder.

"cut."

Ying didn't see General Raiden smacking his tongue at the scene, otherwise he would have wondered whether he had added something strange.

"In the past, I gave you a chance, recognized your identity as a people of Haiji, and allowed you to live freely, even if you continue to believe in Orobas, it doesn't matter, but now Haiji Island actually blocks the resistance, and some people even contact Fool The public tried to overthrow Inazuma, and the Coral Palace even destroyed the Narukami branch. God's mercy is limited, and you need to pay the price."

(It’s not mentioned in the game, maybe it is, but I couldn’t find it, but there is this paragraph in General Raiden’s lines to Coral Palace Xinhai.)

"The time for the expedition has come."

Just when the rice light in the general's hand was about to be swung out and completely crush the starting point of the resistance, a figure appeared in front of the general and stopped her with the sword in his hand.

"Why did you stop me?" The general didn't understand why the person in front of him stopped her.

"Ah, although the people of Kaijijima are indeed thoughtless, the scenery of Kaijijima is pretty good, but I can't let you become the second Musou Basama."

"I see, if you want to stop me, Arthur, then I will treat you as my enemy."

"Hey, why are you just fighting and killing? Life is not only about fighting and killing, but also... Damn it, you don't have martial ethics."

Arthur also planned to use his words to try to dispel General Raiden's idea, and by the way, wait for the shadow and the Eightfold God Son to arrive. Who would have thought that General Raiden did not respect martial ethics.

This knife almost cut off his hand.

"This is a battle to determine the future of Kaiji Island. Do you want me to tell you in advance on the battlefield that I am going to take action?"

what! ! !

Who did you inherit this stupid brain? Is this what I’m talking about?

Ah, it's a shadow, that's okay.

This habit of picking up the knife first is obvious, and it is definitely set by the movie.

Arthur took out the clan sword that was about to be scrapped, and planned to teach General Thunder what true martial ethics meant.

It was obviously just a long sword that was almost broken, but for some reason, the general's intuition told her that she must not let him swing the sword, otherwise the battle would come to an end.

Just when Arthur was about to swing his sword, intending to catch it with his bare hands, General Thunder stepped on the ground and came to Arthur in an instant.

Her intuition told her that her killing move would not have much effect.

Based on his combat experience, General Thunder made an unexpected move.

Putting down the Nagi no Ina Hikari in his hand, he directly grabbed Arthur's wrist with both hands.

Chapter 156 Watching a play, Shadow vs. General

This is the first time Arthur has seen someone crack his skills.

Before Arthur could make a further reaction, the pair of black stockings kicked directly to the side and hit Arthur hard on the waist.

But even so, General Thunder did not let go of Arthur's hands.

Instead, when Arthur was in pain, he immediately turned around and grabbed Arthur's wrist.

Although General Thunder and Lightning used a strong force, he threw Arthur to the ground.

"puff!"

This time, General Thunder let go of his hand, but the palpitating feeling still lingered, and he stepped directly on the blade of the clan's sword.

As the sword shattered, this feeling dissipated.

And all of this happened in a flash of lightning. Ying, who was nearest, didn't even react before he saw the once invincible Arthur falling to the ground.

But when she wanted to take action, Arthur stood up and stopped her.

As expected of the previous Kagemusha, this boldness is really surprising. This is the first time that he has been directly injured.

If his physical fitness hadn't been improved, I would have almost killed him with just that kick. I wonder if he couldn't just kick him in the waist. It would have killed him.

After using the power of creation to repair his body, Arthur took a few steps back, not intending to continue the close combat with General Thunder.

And I have a remote output, so I can play close combat with you.

Even though the general's body is the same as the shadow, with no obvious muscles, and even the legs wrapped in black stockings and herringbone heels are full of beauty, but for the power of one kick and half a life, It's better to stay away yourself.

At worst, I'll touch Ying when the time comes.

But as Arthur left, the palpitating feeling in General Thunder's heart reappeared again, and it was stronger than before.

This feeling came back when he saw Arthur taking out a wooden knife that looked like it could only be used for practice and holding it in his hand.

But Arthur had no intention of being beaten this time.

"Smash Varudo."

Since I can't beat him in close combat, I can't compare with him in terms of experience, and I don't have the conditions for long-range combat, I'll just cheat him.

Although he took out Lake Toya, Arthur didn't dare to use it casually. If he was pulled over, the effect would end and he would be close again. Lake Toya was just for a layer of insurance.

The real trump card is his newly acquired skills.

Hey, eat me a piece of soap full of "gay love".

A piece of soap appeared out of thin air in the other hand, and Arthur placed it on the other side of General Thunder during the pause.

Although they are not of the same sex and cannot cause critical hits, it doesn't matter.

This piece of soap also has a strong control effect, and she cannot perform other operations before picking up the soap, so she can use her sword to trigger critical hits and sure-hit attacks.

Just in case, before the timeout ended, he called out the imaginary soldiers and then used his horn to launch an attack.

If that doesn't work, he'll have no choice but to transform or launch an awesome attack.

When time resumed flowing, an explosion sounded, followed by Lake Toya in Arthur's hand causing critical damage to General Raiden.

But General Thunder felt that the piece of soap on his back was very attracted to him, making him unable to extricate himself.

Five more steps, three steps, one more.

Finally, after she picked up the soap on the floor, she felt that her uncontrollable desire was relieved.

And all he has in his hand is just an ordinary piece of soap.

Seeing General Thunder's face darken, Arthur crushed the soap in his hand and picked it up with his wrapped little feet. The light of the rice that fell on the ground returned to her hand again.

Hey, it's over, the general is angry.

If the previous battle could only be regarded as a discussion and play between the two, then General Raiden is now serious.

A halo of Thunder's Triple Tomoe appeared behind the general's head, his feet left the ground again, floated into the air, and entered the form of "Fujin Yuken Mingmingming".

And the people on the surrounding islands were shaking even more violently.

And the triple thunder halo behind her seemed to be absorbing the surrounding energy, and the light continued to increase.

"Oh, it seems I'm late."

"No, you came at the right time. I leave it to you, Son of God."

"Okay, okay, Youdoufu, come quickly! Let's go."

Following Yae Shenzi's spell, three thunder sakura appeared around her, and then the next moment, the thunder general disappeared.

"Okay, let's call it a day and leave it to Ying. Come on, I'll take you over to watch the show."

Once again, Lei Ying appeared, and when Arthur opened his eyes, he found that he had arrived in a cave.

And this is where the decisive battle between the shadow and the general takes place.

This was Ying's decision before leaving.

"Arthur, son of God, please stop the general and bring her here. I want her to calm down."

Arthur was fast and left first, while Yae Shenzi had to prepare the venue and teleport, so he arrived a little later.

"Come on, let's go in and watch the show."

"Come on, how can you go to the theater without snacks and drinks?"

After saying that, he handed Yae Kamiko a large bag of popcorn and Coke.

Yae Shenzi tilted his head in confusion, "What is this?"

"This is a specialty snack and drink from other regions, just eat it."

Out of trust in Arthur, he directly picked up a piece of popcorn and put it into his mouth.

"Well, it tastes pretty good. It has a milky aroma and is sweet. I think it's just right for pairing with light novels. Are there any people selling this? I think Yaeido can buy some so that readers can read at the same time. Have some while you’re at it.”

But Arthur bought these directly, how could he sell them, but it seems that Tewatt can do it too.

I didn’t tell you how to make popcorn, but I told Yae Kamiko how to make rice popcorn.

(I didn’t see any corn in the collection, but I remember that there seemed to be some. Could it be from Erchuang? Have I seen too much?)

Then the two of them carried a large bucket of popcorn and a glass of Coke into the space where the two were fighting.

Both of them had finished eating the popcorn in their hands, and they hadn't finished playing yet.

"Don't worry, the takeout I ordered will probably arrive soon. Let's get some takeout and continue."

takeout?

Yae Shenzi's words surprised Arthur, not because he was curious about why there was takeout, but because Yae Shenzi actually ordered takeout.

Good guy, it turns out you little pink fox came so late not because the preparations here took too much time, but because you went to order takeout on the way.

"Thank you for choosing Komagaya Express. Are you here, Miyaji-sama? This is your package, please sign for it."

As soon as he came out, he saw a box with a tail appearing in front of him.

Chapter 157 The general couldn’t have lost the battle and was planning to find a place where no one was around to cry.

"I'm here, little one."

"Meow!"

The other party was startled by the sudden appearance of the two men.

It's not an adjective, but it really jumped. Arthur didn't understand why this box could jump so high.

"Ah, it's Mr. Palace Secretary. I was shocked. This is the expedited express delivery you entrusted. Please sign for it."

After finishing speaking, Kirarayang took out a tightly wrapped bag and a receipt and handed them to Yae Shenzi.

After confirming that the information was correct, he did not continue to embarrass Qi Liangliang. He directly gave it a five-star review and planned to go back to watch the show.

"Thank you for your five-star review, thank you for choosing Komaheya, and welcome your next visit."

"Meow!"

With a meow, Qi Liangliang huddled into the special express box and left quickly.

"Don't look, it's true, I was attracted to the young girl when I saw it." Yae Shenzi covered her face and made a fake cry, "Uuuuuu, unlike me, I can no longer attract you. ”

"How old are you?"

"Seventeen years and a few months."

Shameless, I still think you are awesome.