Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Arthur suppressed the desire to complain in order to prevent some blond or purple-haired old woman from appearing and pushing his face to the ground.

"I just didn't expect to see a monster delivering a courier. It must be Nekomata."

"Yes, and what's wrong with delivering express? She is a 'gold medal courier' under Inazuma Express Co., Ltd. "Komagaya". "

"No, it's just that it's a bit novel to see the cat again. Let's go, let's continue to see how the two of them are doing."

Don't tell me that the cat is delivering couriers again, you, a pink-furred fox, are not also the editor-in-chief.

Even the gods are either working, or they are singing, performing funerals, or squatting at home. Now I am working for the squatting at home, and the job content is squatting at home.

His main job is to set up a stall and tell fortunes.

The more I think about it, the weirder it becomes.

Arthur changed the subject and did not intend to continue.

And Yae Shenzi didn't take it seriously. He opened the fried tofu and gently picked up a piece and put it into her pink lips.

Then the two entered that strange space again.

In fact, time in this space has been disrupted. Although the two of them were only out for a moment, no one knows how much time has passed inside.

It might be minutes, days, years, or even hundreds of years, but the two are still confronting each other.

The general also entered the posture of the God of Disaster, standing on the big hands, with the energy-condensed arms behind his back touching the enlarged version of Dream Yishin, and launched an offensive against the shadow.

Yae Shenzi took out a small stool and sat next to Arthur.

He picked up a piece of fried tofu and put it into his mouth, holding his cheek, showing a happy smile, and then looked at Arthur beside him, "Which one of them do you think will win in the end?"

Arthur thought for a moment, "It should be Ying."

"Well, why? Mingmingying must have missed a move before."

"Even if the two have the same martial arts skills, Kage is burdened with Inazuma's future and people's expectations, so she will not lose."

"Wow, it sounds like the protagonist of a light novel. After that, shouldn't he recognize himself, and then see his deceased relatives and companions come forward and give him strength, then defeat his other side, then gain stronger strength, and finally hold him in his arms? The beauty has returned?"

Yae Shenzi felt that something was wrong, and thought for a moment, "Oh, it should be to hug the man back?"

After speaking, he looked at Arthur.

"Watch what I do, go ahead and eat your fried tofu."

"Cut, it's boring."

Seeing that Arthur ignored his teasing, Yae Shenzi no longer looked at him, but ate fried tofu while watching the battlefield of General Yinghe.

The movements of the two were very synchronized, as if they were looking into a mirror, but in the end it was the shadow that won.

"So far, you've won."

The general's words were very soft, but everyone present heard them clearly, and Ying stopped attacking. Instead, he put away his sword and came to the general's side.

It's just that the general's tone of words was a little unwilling.

"I thought you couldn't transcend the past, and even regressed due to wear and tear. It seems that I was too arbitrary and underestimated your soul." The general looked at the figure in front of him, "It seems that the will will never wear out. , I still can’t embrace the future.”

"There is no need to worry about the future, and you don't need to move forward alone. I know how powerful you are. If I were to rely on myself alone, I would definitely be the loser in this duel." As Ying spoke, his eyes fell on the person he held tightly. A dream in hand.

"I have carried the will of the people of Inazuma. Whenever I think of everything I have carried, this knife taken from Zhen's hand is like Zhen accompanying me, constantly encouraging me and supporting me. .”

"I also felt that in the battle just now, there was a power that I didn't know came from your sword."

"This is the real Saber. Only when I truly understand and identify with her will the Saber respond to me with all its strength. Holding onto my dream makes me feel like I have returned to the past, to the past when we fought side by side."

"Okay, I agree." The general put away the knife, crossed his arms, and came to the shadow. "Your will is not worn out, but you have grasped a new future. From now on, this body will still be Your facilitator.”

Ying also put away his sword and stood beside the general, "I will not set rules that cannot be changed. You represent me in the past, but from today on, you are me."

"You really don't regard me as a fearless weapon, and I shouldn't regard you as a tool."

"Oh, you have changed. Is this what people call growth?" The general paused. He clearly said that she was the younger generation, but he sounded like he was seeing a child grow up. "I understand. From now on, From now on, I will be your shadow, just like the real shadow you once were. I will continue to fulfill my duties."

"But as a warrior, I still look forward to having more opportunities to compete like this in the future."

"But when it comes to victory or defeat alone, you still feel unwilling to do so, right?"

"It's just that I've never felt like this before. I just feel curious."

After the general finished speaking, he left without looking back.

Perhaps he planned to return to the castle tower to continue handling official duties, or perhaps he planned to hone his weapons.

It could also be...

"Hey, the general is leaving now. It's not because he lost the battle. He's going to find a place where no one is around to cry."

"Son of God..."

After all, the general's feelings are set by himself. Doesn't Yae Shenzi's words mean that he will cry.

"Well, Son of God, stop teasing Ying."

A gentle voice came.

It was only then that a few people noticed that the dream in Ying's hand shimmered, and the shimmer turned into a small purple ball floating in the air.

This voice was real. It was the voice that I had heard in my dream.

Chapter 158: I’m out!Son of God: I will be your general for two days.

"Shadow, Son of God, long time no see." After saying this, the little ball was still planning to bow in Arthur's direction like a human being, but now it was really just a small ball, and it only floated up and down when it made this movement.

"Hello, new Wind God, thank you for helping me awaken my sister."

"Sister, is that you?"

Seeing Ying and Zhen reunited again, Arthur pulled Yae Shenzi, and then turned to look at Kage and Zhen, "You sisters are reunited after a long separation. You guys talk first. Shenzi and I will go aside to rest for a while."

After saying that, he planned to take Yae Shenzi away.

Zhen looked at the two people again, and then bowed to them again, of course just letting the ball float up and down.

Yae Kamiko sat back on his little bench, "Wow, I didn't expect that what I said came true, and Shin actually appeared."

Speaking of this, Yae Shenzi's expression was no longer like before, which made people see the smell of crumbs at first glance, but felt lost. Watching the interaction between Zhen and Ying, he was moved by the scene, as if he saw the shadow of other people.

The conversation between the two sisters ended quickly, and Ying waved to them to come over, as if he really had something to say.

"Shenzi, I know everything about these years. Thank you for taking care of Kage. This child is a deadbeat. I will need you to take more care of her in the future."

Although Zhen and Kage are twin demon gods, there is actually no difference in age, but Zhen's personality and temperament are more like an elder, and Yae Shenzi is indeed a junior.

In front of Zhen, she could only nod, "Yes, I will."

Although she really came to Arthur, the light of the sphere she transformed into was already very dim.

There was no trace of sadness in Zhen's voice because he was about to leave again, only a deep sense of gratitude, "Mr. Arthur, thank you for your help. If it weren't for you, Ying wouldn't know how long he would have been bound by himself before he could get out."

Arthur shook his head, "I think without me, Ying could successfully recognize the reality with the help of the Son of God and his subordinates. I'm just going along with the flow."

"No, even if you just go with the flow, it will be difficult to do it in this country where people believe that the power of God is the greatest. At least others will not suspect that Sanfengxing will collude with outsiders, and no one will try to resist."

At this time, the ball that Zhen transformed into dissipated, and the real figure appeared in front of everyone again.

But her figure was dim, like a phantom, and it felt like it would dissipate at any time.

A face that was very similar to Ying but slightly different appeared in front of Arthur.

Bowed solemnly to Arthur, "Thank you very much. I hope that after I leave, you can also take care of my stupid sister."

"elder sister."

"Master Baal."

As the real figure disappeared, both Yae Shenzi and Kage looked extremely lonely.

As Zhen dissipated, a purple seed slowly appeared from where she dissipated, and went straight into Shadow's hands.

And Ying also knew the meaning of the seeds that Zhen gave him in the conversation just now.

Putting her into the ground, a sacred cherry tree that was very similar to Narukami Taisha appeared in front of everyone.

And this was the final scene in the dream where Arthur met the truth.

As if there was a gust of wind, the cherry blossoms on the tree were floating in the air, and Ying could see the real shadow in these petals.

Like a farewell hug, cherry blossoms blew past several people.

On this day, a cherry blossom rain formed by falling cherry blossoms fell all over Inazuma.

And several people also came to Narukami Taisha Shrine again.

Since the sound of the system really dissipated, it has been ringing in Arthur's ears like an alarm bell.

It wasn't until he arrived under the sacred cherry tree of Narukami Taisha Shrine that Arthur turned on the system to see if there was anything wrong with the system in such a sad situation.

[Limited mission: Let Zhen appear again.

Task reward: Waiver of one-time purchase of system services.

ps: Come on, where are your preparations?If such a cute girl disappears, I will run away. 】

Damn it, is the system still threatening people?

But it reminded itself that when I came to Inazuma because of Zhen, I didn't want to see Zhen disappear after entrusting the seeds to Shadow Queen with the help of Istaru (the ruler of time).

It's up to you to redeem this regret.

"Thank you, Arthur. The changes in Dao Wife are inseparable from your help. I wonder if you are interested in staying in Dao Wife to accompany me in my own name to manage Dao Wife? No matter what it is, as long as you need it, I will do my best. can meet your needs.”

When Yae Shenzi heard Ying's words, he pretended to be calm and covered his pink lips with his hands, "Oh, Ying, could it be that even if I choose you, you would agree."

Ying rolled his eyes at Yae Shenzi angrily.

But when I think about it, Arthur is not a demon and has basic human emotions.

It seems that his people also care about continuing the family line, if Arthur chooses him.

Arthur changed the topic, always feeling that if he let the topic continue, something bad would happen.

"No, I won't stay anymore. I'm still the God of Wind for the time being. It's somewhat inappropriate to participate in politics in Inazuma. I still prefer to go on adventures and learn about the world."

Ying nodded, "Okay, I respect your decision, but the door of Ina Wife will always be open for you. I can't let you waste your efforts in vain. What kind of reward can you say, even if it is w..."

Without letting Ying finish his words, Arthur had already guessed what the last word Ying wanted to say, and rolled his eyes at Yae Shenzi angrily.

"I also want to complete Zhen's commission, and just like Zhen, I also have a gift to give you. Of course, this gift has actually been in your hands a long time ago."

"?"

Shadow tilted his head, not understanding what he was talking about.

But he still expressed his gratitude to Arthur.

As for the gift Arthur mentioned, Ying actually didn't take it to heart. After all, Ying had no desires or desires (desserts and light novels were exceptions).

"Son of God, thank you very much. You have worked hard these years."

"Oh, I thought you had forgotten your friends and me." Seeing Kage's unkind eyes again, Yae Shenzi quickly corrected himself.

But her next words made Ying give her another look, "Looking at how hard I have worked, can you also give me the position of general for two days?"

"Forget it, I don't want this kind of trouble."

"The joke ends here. There are still many things to deal with next. I will review Inazuma's current situation with the general and consider the future. And Shenzi, I also need your help."

After speaking, she looked at the sacred cherry tree and said, "Inazuma will definitely encounter more challenges in the future, but I am ready."

Chapter 159 The truth of resurrection

The shadow originally planned to call Yae Shenzi over and deal with government affairs together, but Yae Shenzi did not come.

"Hey, I've done so much today, let me rest and talk about it tomorrow."

Shadow couldn't force Yae Shenzi, because Arthur said he had a gift for him, so the two came to the castle tower together.

When Arthur came in, he also saw the pot that he had given to Ying and then dropped on the stage of the ceremony and was captured.

Ying also followed Arthur's gaze and asked, "Is this really what you gave to the blond traveler?"

Arthur nodded, "Yeah."