Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

If you still treat the two of them as ordinary friends now, you would be a fool.

Kamisato Ayaka was also a little speechless. She had been in such a turbulent mood recently that she couldn't let go when she first saw the hunting order.

Now I'm fine, I finally found a boy I like, and this boy is also single.

Originally, she was about to give up on the general's offer of marriage, but it turned out that it was a misunderstanding. She finally mustered up the courage to invite him to appreciate her dancing. Not long after, the man from Liyue actually had feelings for Arthur.

Fortunately, it seems that there is no definite relationship.

You still have a chance.

Kamisato Ayaka secretly encouraged herself, but the topic began to turn to national affairs and some scenery.

"Miss Keqing, I wonder what you think of Inazuma's scenery?"

Keqing didn't expect the topic to change so quickly, but she still said the lines she had prepared in advance, "The scenery of Inazuma is very beautiful,..."

"Then I wonder if Miss Keqing is interested in spending some time in Daozhu?"

"I won't bother with Miss Shenli's reception. Liyue still needs me. I will go back after finishing the matter."

"It's a pity. Then let me take Miss Keqing for a walk first. At least I can have some memories before parting."

After saying that, he planned to leave with Keqing.

Arthur also felt that something was wrong. Anyway, the mission was completed and Zhen was alive. It was time for him to consider running away.

But you still need to buy a house first to use as an anchor.

"house?"

Ying was a little dumbfounded. He thought Arthur came to him for something important, but it turned out to be about the house.

Why are you looking for me to buy a house?

"No, if you have no place to live, you can live in the castle tower in the future. And haven't you always lived at Kamisato's house? What's wrong?"

"It's okay. I just have real estate in Liyue and Mondstadt, so I plan to prepare one in Daozi so that I can take a rest when traveling in the future."

"Oh, that's right, but no need. I remember that Inazuma Castle has a lot of vacancies due to immigrants recently, so I'll give you the one closest to the castle tower."

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a set of rice wife's real estate, and the teleportation anchor point has been placed. 】

"Thank you."

Ying put down the paperwork in his hand, "What, are you leaving?"

Arthur nodded, "Yes, I have stayed in Daozhi for a long time. I plan to go back to Mondstadt or Liyue to see Mondstadt, especially Mondstadt. I don't know what's going on recently. I, the God of Wind, am outside every day." I didn’t go back to see it.”

"Okay, then remember to contact us when you come back. When do you plan to leave, I will call the Son of God and we can get together again."

"No, I'll leave alone first."

"Okay, then I won't give it away. Come back often when you have time. Dao Wife welcomes you."

When Arthur returned to the room, the first thing he did was to visit the room first, and then after determining the teleportation anchor point, which was in the corner of the second floor, he took out a bunch of cardboard boxes from the warehouse and piled them up.

"System, teleport, target Mond."

There was no discomfort caused by the teleportation, and he had arrived at his villa in Mondstadt in the blink of an eye. If the setting of Mondstadt's house was not different from Inazuma, he would have thought that there was no teleportation.

I moved the surrounding boxes downstairs and found that there was already a layer of dust in the room. There was a layer of dust on the floor, tables, chairs, and furniture.

Only at this time will Arthur think of one of his magical skills.

"Cleanse!"

Hey, if I didn't plan to continue traveling that day, I could make a fortune by opening a cleaning company. This efficiency would kill even my colleagues.

Arthur pulled out the chair next to the table, then sat on the chair, picked up the tea cup and poured a cup of tea. Later, he felt that the taste of the tea was too weak, and then used the shopping phone to buy another box of Coke.

"chi..."

As the tab is pulled open, the carbon dioxide in the Coke is eliminated, and as the Coke is taken into the mouth, a sense of comfort fills the whole body.

"Cool!"

Arthur opened the kitchen door, intending to cook a meal to reward his recently exhausted body and mind.

As a result, after the dishes were finished, they were all plated and placed on the table. Arthur suddenly remembered that he seemed to have left someone behind.

"It's broken, I forgot about you."

When he left, he notified Ying, and Ying also told others. On Keqing's side, he also sent someone to convey the news, but on Ying's side, he really forgot.

It seems that the last time he left, Ying was the last one to receive the news. If it happens again this time, Ying might be angry.

But Ying, who was far away in Daozhu and still in Heguan, and couldn't find the way, sneezed.

Ah, cut.

"Ying, do you have a cold?"

"It doesn't feel like it. It seems like someone missed me? Why is Heguan so infernal? I've been running back and forth for three rounds. Why, is it that today is not enough, and there is a fourth round?"

Ying found the nearest small stone platform and sat down, took out the dry food prepared in advance and shared it with Paimon.

"Is there a possibility that it takes seven times, just enough to get the red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple to unlock it?"

"You're playing with rainbows here. It's a loss. The reward for such a troublesome task is only a small amount. I feel like it's a big loss. I must ask Catherine to give me more when I'm done."

While Ying was still bitterly eating the dry food in his hand, Arthur was already in his villa in Mondstadt, eating a delicious meal, drinking Coke, and feasting.

After Arthur finished enjoying the delicious food, he lay down on the long-lost big bed early, took out the remaining "eggshells" that were not eaten, and placed them on the bedside.

While controlling the wind element to explore the current situation of Mondstadt, he ate "eggshells" on the bed to increase his strength.

As for why he didn't go directly to the Knights of the West Wind to see Captain Qin, the main reason was because he wanted to fish quietly.

Chapter 166: Is Yula becoming an idol?

In fact, without the "fourth natural disaster" called Ying, the current situation in Mondstadt is very peaceful. Without the interference of the Fools and the invasion of the Wind Demon Dragon, the people of Qiuqiu have become much more honest.

Today's Mondstadt can be said to be harmonious.

Of course, the biggest contributor is Captain Qin who has been working overtime.

If Captain Qin hadn't been working overtime every day, Mondstadt would have been in crisis without the leader.

Looking at others, oh, Kaia is fishing again, Rosalia is also fishing.

Wendy, well, forget it, you don't need to read this, she is either singing to make money, or she is drinking.

Oh, Yura debuted as an idol together with Barbara?

Ok?

I rub!

Arthur looked at the content coming from Mondstadt Square and saw only Barbara and Yora, each holding a microphone, performing in the middle of the square.

Arthur couldn't help but pinch his face.

it hurts.

It's not a dream. Why did Youla debut as an idol? Did Youla change so much during the time he left?

Fortunately, only Yula has changed so much...

So good, I thought I would just wear it as a gift, but I traveled through time again.

Arthur, who originally planned to stay at home, suddenly couldn't help it. He saw that Yura had become an idol. Although he didn't know what happened, he didn't want to join in the fun.

Just do what you said, put your things away, opened the window and flew towards Mondstadt.

Then he took out his Gaia foundation for the first time in a long time, disguised himself as an ordinary tourist, and walked around.

In fact, even if Arthur just put on a cloak casually, no one would notice his appearance.

Because countless Mondstadt people and tourists were waving their support sticks and shouting wildly around the square.

"Barbara! Barbara!"

"Yura! Yura!"

Barbara, who was in the center of the square, acted very generously. She raised her hand and pressed it, signaling that the noise around her would be quieter and that the performance was about to officially begin.

In comparison, Yula seemed a little shy.

Fortunately, as the music started, the performance officially began.

"clatter...."

As the performance began, Youra no longer felt shy and danced to the rhythm of the music.

The two of them cooperated tacitly, and within a short time, the enthusiasm around them was aroused. Arthur wanted to shout along and cheer.

At the end of the song, Yola and Barbara's faces were still flushed and sweaty due to strenuous exercise, but they still kept smiling and full of enthusiasm.

Thank you to the audience one by one. Because the performance is over, everyone except some enthusiastic fans are preparing to leave one after another.

Arthur was about to leave after reading it.

"?" Barbara looked at Arthur's leaving figure, always feeling familiar.

And I always feel that the other person cares about me very much.

Unfortunately, there was no time for her to think too much. The members of Barbara's support team had already arrived. In order to deal with them, Barbara was already overwhelmed.

Fortunately, there were nuns and Zephyr Knights commanding the scene, otherwise Barbara would not have had the chance to leave.

Arthur also wandered around Mondstadt. Sure enough, only by seeing it with your own eyes can you feel the vitality and vitality of people.

But looking at the people in front of me, it turns out that even in a place full of life, there are still salted fish who have trouble even turning over.

Looking at Wendy who smelled like she was taking a bath in a pool made of alcohol, Arthur didn't even have the desire to walk over and wake him up.

It even feels embarrassing.

"This is the former Fengshen. He is so unreliable. It is really embarrassing to the Seven Gods."

"Who are you saying is unreliable?" Wendy sat up from the ground as if she had faked the corpse, and looked at Arthur with drunken eyes, "Ah, you are back. It's okay then. Good night."

"Good night, why don't you check the time?"

As if she heard Arthur's words, Wendy got up again, "Oh, it's time. It's time to go have a drink. Can we go together? I'll treat you."

"Forget it, I don't want to drink with a drunkard."

"Forget it, let's stop drinking today and go back to sleep."

In the end, I thought Wendy would just leave, then suddenly turned around and asked, "If we don't drink, how about we sleep together?"

Hard, fist hard.

sleep?You'd better sleep on the floor.

He punched Wendy on the head, maybe because she was too drunk, so she lay down again and took the belt with her.

There were also bursts of snoring.

As a good young man in the new era and the God of Wind in Mondstadt, how could Arthur just watch his former God of Wind, Wendy, sleeping on the street like this.

What if someone steps on him and gets hurt? It will also affect Mond's image.

If outsiders saw it, they would think that Mondstadt was all drunkards.

Forget this retraction, Mondstadt is indeed a drunkard.

Although I don’t think Wendy will catch a cold, but what if it happens?If you really catch a cold, it will be a waste of public resources.

So Arthur, who was kind-hearted (and heart-broken), decided to take Wendy to find a place where she could sleep peacefully.

Arthur wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead and looked at the masterpiece in front of him, "Perfect. The quality of Hutao's shovel is really good. Let's bring her some gifts when we return to Liyue."

Seeing Wendy's head leaking out, Arthur nodded with satisfaction.

In the small bushes at the east gate of the city, Wendy was buried by Arthur, with only one head sticking out.

Unfortunately, this still looks a bit weird, and it always feels like something is missing.

"Okay, I get it now!"

Arthur found a stone of suitable size nearby, cut it into the shape of a stone tablet, and placed it behind Wendy.

[In memory of Mondstadt’s alcoholic, Wendy, a warm reminder, don’t drink too much, drink as much as you can, drink as much as you can. 】