Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Then he took out a small incense burner and three incense sticks and inserted them in front of Wendy.

Feeling that something was almost missing, he placed two sunflower seeds and a glass of wine in front of Wendy.

Of course, this glass of wine is Xiangling’s bottle of slime. I wonder if Wendy will drink it when she wakes up tomorrow.

"You're done, perfect!"

Arthur took out the photo camera and made a V sign next to Wendy, planning to show it to Mr. Zhong and Ying.

After everything was done, Arthur put away the shovel and left.

Only Wendy was left sleeping soundly.

When night comes, the nightlife of Mondstadt also begins. The winery is brightly lit and bustling, and the most lively thing is the Mondstadt Cathedral.

Countless believers and nuns began to pray and sing in Mondstadt Cathedral.

Arthur ran away without even looking back.

"Wendy has been facing this kind of scene before. No wonder she had to show up in Mondstadt."

Not to mention Wendy, it was Arthur himself who wanted to run when he saw a group of people praying to him and then reciting the greatness of the God of Wind.

Chapter 167 Dadaupa Valley: Don’t come over!

If one day you become prosperous, will you come to the original starting point?

Arthur's answer: Yes.

It was obviously impossible to return to his former world, so Arthur returned to Mondstadt. After escaping from Mondstadt Cathedral, he flew straight to the Dadaupa Valley.

Dada Upagu: Don’t come here!

The traces of his several battles have slowly dissipated, and the impact he has caused has also disappeared in just a few months.

So Arthur planned to let the Qiuqiu people experience the fear of being dominated again.

"Here, let's set off a firework!"

"I'm going to launch a kickass attack."

The Qiuqiu people never dreamed that they would experience the treatment that even the Demon God did not receive.

Unfortunately, just a moment later, the Chuqiu people of Dadaupa Valley disappeared again, but this time they did not flee out of fear.

Instead, he lost his life directly without knowing it.

"Good guy, so fierce?"

Although Arthur felt pain all over his body, as the force of creation slowly repaired his body, it did not have any impact.

And this is why Arthur is willing to give it a try.

The dark spear in his hand dissipated, and only silence remained in the Dadaupa Valley.

If the characters on the Xingyue set saw this, they would definitely exclaim loudly: "Light cannon, it's a light cannon!"

The moment Arthur was released, a black light cannon was released from the tip of the pitch-black spear, sweeping across the entire Dadaupa Valley.

And all life disappears with it.

Fortunately, when it was time to launch, Arthur controlled the power, otherwise Dada Upa Valley would have turned into Dada Upa Valley.

Rather than saying that this move was the father-in-law's self-inflicted suicide, it was more like a suicide attack in which one move squeezed the body's energy, injuring the enemy a thousand times and damaging himself eight hundred.

It's a pity that after becoming the law of death, Arthur was able to heal himself without any panic. He repaired [-] of his [-] in an instant, and the remaining [-] was quickly repaired.

Apart from the exhaustion that comes with overindulgence, there is little damage.

And this feeling of fatigue was eliminated by the bonus effect brought by the cleaning technique.

[Host, have you considered going to destroy the world now, or stop killing Teyvat? 】

"No, you want to trick me into going there and getting beaten."

【…】

I thought that the system would stop talking, but it turned out that the system did not respect martial ethics.

[Hey, it is detected that the host's strength is slowly growing, and an advanced mission is issued.

Advanced mission: Go to the collapsing world, or find a channel to quickly increase your strength.

Duration: three months

Mission Rewards: None.

Optional branch mission: refuse advanced mission

Mission reward: a set of bound spiritual equipment. 】

Ok?

I thought that the dog system was forcing myself to collapse, but I didn't expect that there was a branch, and the rewards were pretty good.

But click on the spiritual equipment and take a look.

Day, as expected of you, the system, you are better at not being a human being.

This spiritual outfit is the one from Date A Live, but it does give you the opportunity to choose. You can choose one of the ten spiritual outfits, and you can even choose the one that reverses your body.

But only devils can choose.

It has no effect at all. The biggest effect is forced binding. Whatever you wear will turn into a spiritual outfit, but the spiritual outfits are all women's.

Women's clothing is fun for a while, and women's clothing is always fun, so forget it and give it to whoever likes it. On the contrary, Arthur chose to refuse.

Then you can only do advanced missions, damn it.

[The host does not need to worry about Teyvat. The anchor point can still be used, but a new Honkai map will be added, which can be switched freely, but there is a one-month cooling time for each switch. 】

Fortunately in misfortune.

But Arthur did not leave immediately, but began to bargain.

"No, system, it's too much if you don't get rewards for this advanced mission."

【climb. 】

Nima, I’m talking to you and you’re scolding me?

"If I go to Honkai, I won't be able to receive the Heart of God, and I won't be able to obtain raw stones. I won't be able to draw prizes and get rewards. How much more can I improve if I go to improve my strength."

The system may really think what Arthur said makes sense, so the mission content has changed.

[Advanced mission: Destroy a plan in the abyss

Mission reward: The Honkai Impact World map is opened, and the lottery system is upgraded to the official version 1.0]

?

???

Wait, it turns out that I have been using the beta version before?

[No, it’s a trial version. 】

Is there any difference...

But fortunately, the mission has been changed, so I don’t force myself to go to Honkai Impact, but what about destroying the plan of the Abyss?

We should wait until Wendy wakes up to ask him about this kind of thing tomorrow. It is estimated that only Wendy and Zhongli will know some clues.

Of course, Arthur still thinks it's more reliable to ask Zhongli, but it's a pity that Zhongli has retired. Maybe if he wants to get information, he needs to sign a contract to help him.

Let's see if we can get information from Wendy first. If not, we can go to Zhongli.

"By the way, can I use level skipping to get double rewards in missions?"

【? 】

"If I use level jumping to receive a reward but don't reset the mission, can I have permissions from two worlds and two systems?"

[Are you stuck in a bug here? 】

"Forget it, I just said it casually, let's keep it for later updates. One system is useless enough, and two systems will probably annoy me to death."

【…】

【climb. 】

Arthur returned home directly and chose to wash up and sleep.

The next morning, when Wendy woke up, the sun had not yet risen.

At this time, the people of Mondstadt were still dreaming.

"?"

"Wait a minute, why can't I move?"

Wendy recalled her memories. It seemed that after taking a large amount of money, she drank every day, then went to bed, and continued drinking when she woke up.

It seemed that I just drank too much yesterday and slept on the street.

It seemed that he still saw Arthur in a daze.

But what's the situation now?

Looking around, when did the trees become so tall?The same goes for the city wall, why is it so high?

No, it’s not that they are taller, it’s that I am shorter.

The one who killed a thousand swords was buried by me!

Wendy struggled for a while, but the surrounding soil showed no signs of loosening. Seeing that there was no one around, Wendy directly transformed into the long-lost wind elf form.

In this form, he was very small and came out of the earth very easily.

As a result, I saw the hole where I was buried, the sacrifices placed there, and a stone tablet.

"Who is so wicked?" Wendy saw a few more sundowners and a glass of wine, and an aroma of wine that she had never smelled wafted out.

"It's okay. For the sake of these sunset fruits and this glass of wine, I won't care."

He wiped the sundown fruits on the ground and put them in his arms, then picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp. As for poisoning?Who has so much free time? Besides, what kind of poison can kill the devil? I suggest you give me some.

But Wendy regretted it. Some things were scarier than poison.

Chapter 168: Sleeping makes you numb!

"Wow..."

Wendy couldn't hold it back. As soon as the wine in the glass entered her throat, it dissipated instantly. The original aroma of the wine dispersed in an instant and filled Wendy's mouth.

It's a pity that it doesn't have the mellowness of fine wine, but instead has a choking feeling like tentacles binding your throat.

Wendy retched quickly, but unfortunately she didn't spit out a drop of wine, but a lot of bitter water came out due to retching.

"Who! The wine you made tastes so bad!"

I don’t know how Xiangling used slime condensate to brew this wine, but the only two times he appeared, he caused a lot of physical and mental damage to the quoter.

I just don’t know if Diona knew about it, would she have apprenticed with Xiang Ling to learn how to make this slime wine?

Wendy planned to wake up just in time to have a drink, but as a result, she lost all interest in drinking.

"Forget it, go back and get some sleep."

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"Sleep you get paralyzed, hey!"

Not long after Wendy fell asleep, she felt a huge force coming and the quilt was pulled down. Following the quilt, he performed a 360-degree rotation in the air and landed.

"Who is so unethical!" Wendy looked up and saw Arthur, showing a helpless look, "It's you. It seems that when I saw you yesterday, it was not a dream, it was reality."

"Don't sleep, the sun is shining on your butt, get up quickly!"

"Sorry, farewell!"

Wendy snatched the quilt from Arthur's hand, wrapped herself tightly, and tried to continue sleeping.

Arthur looked at the group on the bed and smiled maliciously.