Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Wendy was in bed and didn't hear Arthur speak for a long time, and she didn't move either. She thought Arthur had left. But as soon as she poked her head out of the cup, she discovered that the sun was directly above her.

"It turns out it's noon, so I need to make up for my sleep a little too much."

Wait, Wendy touched her head, can she see the sky from her house?My home is not open-air either.

Yes, not to mention that Wendy’s house is not open-air. Whose bed’s ceiling is built to be open-air? Will it catch the rain when it rains?

There was no way I could sleep here, so I got up straight away, but missed the mark without scaring Wendy.

Even if he can't fall to death and can fly, he can't be so scary.

Arthur looked at Wendy on the bed above the clouds and smiled.

"Are you awake? How's the view?"

"That's right, just don't watch it next time. Tell me what you want from me."

"Nothing, I just wanted to ask if there is any news about Mond from the Abyss recently."

Wendy frowned, "Why are you looking for the Abyss? The Abyss has been stable for a long time. The last time it appeared was when those Abyss mages led the Qiuqiu people to invade."

Arthur didn't get the news and was a little helpless, "Okay, then it's okay."

"Wait, you won't send me back?"

Wendy saw Arthur turning around and leaving, and immediately lost his composure.

Arthur looked at Wendy and said, "Just go back by yourself. You won't say that you are no longer the God of Wind, you have no strength, and you can't even take back a bed."

"Hey."

It seemed that Wendy was dead. Arthur planned to go to Mondstadt now to see if he could find out some information. If there was no other way, he would have to go to Liyue.

I just don't know what will happen if Keqing finds out. I guess I won't be able to escape if I'm chased and chopped.

"Let's go, let me take you to the Cat Tail Tavern. The Tail Tavern has opened at this time, and Diona has also gone to work. She happened to have made money recently, so I will take you to have a try."

The tavern was a good place to obtain information, and Arthur did not refuse.

"Make a couple of drinks."

Diona looked at Wendy. For this famous drunkard in Mondstadt, if it weren't for the fact that she was the bartender here, she would have wanted to kick people out if she didn't like wine.

But due to work reasons, I still planned to make two glasses of wine and give them to the drunkard in front of me.

"Wait a minute." Arthur stopped Diona before she prepared it.

Diona also tilted her head and looked at Arthur with a confused look on her kitten face, "Guest, do you have any requests?"

"Can I make it with the wine I brought?"

Diona nodded, "Yes, but the price will not be discounted."

"It doesn't matter, it's fine." After saying that, he took out the bottle of slime wine and handed it to Diona, "Use this to make a cup. I don't need my cup. Just have a cup of low-alcohol fruit wine."

"Ah."

First, she handed Arthur a glass of fruit wine, and then opened the bottle of slime. Diona nodded, took out a strange ingredient from the top of the shelf, and added it to the cocktail mix along with the slime. in a cocktail shaker.

Add the appropriate amount of other base liquor and start shaking.

"Please enjoy."

Arthur put the wine into his mouth, and his disguised mature face showed an expression of enjoyment.

As expected of the bartender who received the "blessing" from Qingquan Town, even ordinary fruit wine turned into a fine wine after passing through Diona's hands.

"I'm right, bartending here is the best in Mondstadt."

Arthur had to agree with Wendy's words.

And Wendy also drank the wine prepared by Diona.

Wendy was about to show an expression of enjoyment, but the next moment.

"Wow..."

Diona, whose face was so cute at first, hurriedly turned around after hearing the commotion, and saw that Wendy had just taken a sip of wine, and instead of enjoying it like everyone else, she just started vomiting.

It's a pity that let alone wine, I didn't even spit out the bitter water.

Diona showed an expression of ecstasy.

He dipped his baby-fat fingers into the wine that had not yet been rinsed in the cocktail flask and put it into his mouth.

Diona also showed discomfort, but then she was ecstatic.

My "curse" is broken!

Diona cleaned the mixing bottle and made a new drink based on the ingredients just now, except that the base wine was just the ordinary wine on the counter instead of the slime provided by Arthur.

Tasted a little more.

No, it tastes very good. Could it be that...

Diona cast her eyes on Arthur, who was brought by Wendy, and took a closer look. Although she couldn't tell which country this middle-aged face belonged to, it was definitely not from Mondstadt, because she had never seen it before.

Since his "curse" wasn't broken, the problem must have been with the wine he provided.

Diona whispered, "Can that..."

"No."

Diona was stunned.

"Sorry, sorry, keep talking, you are used to bickering with others." Arthur was a little embarrassed and a little conditioned.

Diona calmed down and said again: "Can you give me some more of the drinks you just brought out? Of course, I will pay for it, and today's drinks are free."

Chapter 169: Four kills with slime wine, bringing in filial daughter Diona

"Don't be so afraid, I won't eat people. Here, use it as you like, just leave some for me."

Diona carefully took the bottle of slime from Arthur's hand.

As if facing a treasure, I gently opened the cork with my little hands.

He put the slime into a small wine glass, poured some into a cocktail shaker, and capped the bottle.

Then start trying to keep bartending.

Looking at Diona's movements, the movements were very light, as if the hand was not a cocktail shaker, but Mond's treasure, carefully.

Even the tail stood up because of excitement and nervousness.

A glass of wine made as before, a glass of pure slime wine, and a glass of wine made by randomly grabbing a handful of ingredients and adding slime wine were placed on the table.

Diona doesn't like wine. She was too excited just now, so she experimented by herself.

Now she planned to find an alcoholic to try, but it was a pity that the biggest alcoholic in Mondstadt had lost his fighting ability, otherwise there would be no need to find someone.

"Diona-chan, a glass of special dandelion wine."

Diona's eyes lit up and she said, "Ah no, it's the volunteers who are here."

"Here's the wine I just mixed. Do you want to try it? It's free of charge."

"Oh, is it Diona's new work? Since it doesn't cost money, I must try it."

As soon as I entered the mouth, "Wow, poof..."

Like Wendy, this grudge, ah no, it was a volunteer who lost his fighting ability and became orz with Wendy.

Diona: It seems that the first pairing can ignore your own "curse". Let's see how the next two drinks go. Is it a coincidence that I came across a new recipe, or does this wine really have this effect?

Without making Diona wait any longer, the new guests came in quickly. As soon as they came in, they were met with the expectant eyes of the cute Diona, and the strange look on the face of the middle-aged man she didn't recognize.

"Oh, dear Diona, did you miss me?"

"There is new wine, do you want to try it?"

"Oh, is it Diona's recommendation? Then I must try it."

Unfortunately, he did not escape the persecution of slime wine, "Wow, poof..."

Then there was a "thud" and he fell to the ground.

Three kills!

Arthur and Diona looked at each other and smiled. Looking at the corners of Diona's small mouth, they felt that the Mondstadt wine industry would go through an unspeakable dark period.

There's one last glass left.

"jingle..."

As the wind chimes at the door rang, a guest came again, no, not a guest, it was Margaret, the owner of the Cat Tail Tavern.

"Little Diona..." Margaret saw a few people on the ground and showed a puzzled expression, "Are you so weak? You just drank too much not long after opening?"

"Forget it, I just came here to take a look. I'll leave the Mao Tail Tavern to you. Here's the key. Just lock the door after get off work. I'm going out in a while. I don't know if I can come back. I'll be back soon. please."

Diona took the key from Margaret's hand and tilted her head to avoid Margaret's hand that wanted to put it on her head.

Margaret didn't succeed, but she wasn't unhappy either, "Well, little Diona, I'm leaving, don't miss me."

Margaret went out, and then she seemed to meet someone at the door. The two people in the tavern heard a male voice talking to Margaret outside the door.

"Boss, are you going out?"

"Yes, some materials are not enough. I need to restock them. I can go out for a walk."

"Need help?"

"No need, Captain Kaia, just rest peacefully. It's just a trip, not a trip abroad."

"Okay, bye then."

"Bye-Bye."

The sound of pushing the door came again, "ding bell".

"Oh?" Kaia saw Arthur's disguised face, "Did I come to Mondstadt for a trip?"

Arthur nodded, "Yes, I heard that there is a famous bard and idol in Mondstadt, so I came to take a look."

After saying that, Arthur pointed at Wendy who was still offline.

"Ah."

Kaia didn't think much about it. Mondstadt had hardly faced a crisis since the Fools left, and recently there were indeed many travelers arriving in Mondstadt because of Barbara and Yora's performances.

Kaia pulled out the seat and sat on it, "Same as the same. By the way, are there any new products?"

"Yes, do you want to try it?" Diona said as she pushed the last glass of wine in front of Kaia.

"Oh, lucky!" Kaiya glanced at the group of people on the ground just as he was about to drink, "Are these people also drinking new wine?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

Diona was a little nervous, thinking that Kaia had discovered something.

But Kaiya just laughed and said, "These people are really good."

While laughing at the lack of strength of these people, Kaia picked up the wine glass and smelled the aroma of the wine in the glass, "Well, as expected of Diona, the smell makes you feel invigorated."

Then Kaia took a gulp and said, "Wow, poof."

Four kills!

Diona and Arthur looked at each other with smiles on their faces.

Diona stood up on her tiptoes and gave Arthur a high-five, "yeah!"

Because there was no one around, Diona directly took a chair, then jumped on the chair and sat across from Arthur.

"Sir, can I ask where you bought this wine?"

"I didn't buy it, it was a gift from a friend."

"How can I ask the identity of this friend of yours? Can you introduce him to me?"

"You should also know him, he is Liyue's Xiangling."

Diona tilted her head, "Xiang Ling? Who is from Wanmin Hall?"

"Ah."