Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Diona was confused this time, not because she didn't know Xiangling, but on the contrary, the two not only knew each other, but also communicated with her.

Xiangling visited her in Qingquan Town and wanted to learn the knowledge of bartending from her to improve her cooking skills. Diona agreed, but as a trade, she wanted to learn from Xiangling how to make bad-tasting wine. Wine method.

After some exchanges, neither person's goal was achieved.

The beer made by Xiangling is soaked with lizard tails, and the dandelion wine is filled with small pieces of smoked fish. The two people obviously use the same process, but what Xiangling makes is very subtle.

The same goes for Diona. The dark dishes that Xiangling cooked before turned into delicious dishes through Diona's hands.

But I never dreamed that the wine made from Xiangling would be able to ignore my own "curse".

Diona thought about communicating with Xiangling again and getting the recipe for the slime wine. Even if she couldn't make it herself, the worst thing she could do was let someone else do it, or let Xiangling make it and trade a few bottles herself.

"Well, can you give me some more? I want to take it back and give it to my dad."

Good guy, Arthur was shocked, what a filial daughter.

Let’s first have a moment of silence for Diona’s father.

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"Give."

"Thank you."

How could I not support such a father-loving and daughter-filial thing?

To this end, Arthur even used today's shopping phone usage to order a box of canned herrings.

"Diona, wine alone is not enough. Come on, this is a canned fish that is a specialty of a certain country. Let your dad eat it with wine."

"Ah, thanks."

Looking at a large box of canned herrings, Diona quickly thanked her.

"By the way, remember not to open this can indoors. You'd better give it to your father directly and let him open it by himself. Remember, never, never open it indoors."

"Well, I see."

Diona didn't know yet that what she was holding in her arms was not some delicious canned fish at all, but a biochemical weapon.

Speaking of which, the price of this canned herring is really expensive. Based on the gold coins consumed to buy other things, this canned herring costs almost three to four hundred per piece.

I don't know the price of other dark ingredients. Arthur has never bought them before. He just heard about them and just bought a few to make everyone in Teyvat feel the pain.

Durav: Thank you.

Before leaving, Arthur did not forget to remind Diona again, "Don't be curious. When the time comes, give the wine and this can to your dad and leave. I believe that the combination of these two will definitely make your dad quit smoking." liquor."

"!"

When she heard that she could help her father stop drinking, Diona nodded quickly, not doubting what Arthur said. She originally planned to take out some to taste and use for mixing drinks, but she gave up. Anyway, there was still a big box, so the worst was to let her father give it to her first. Stop drinking.

Arthur, who had done a great deed, felt that helping others was the foundation of happiness. Now Arthur felt very happy.

What, you mean Wendy?

Still in the Cat Tail Tavern, he asked Diona to watch him, and then after he woke up and gave him a can, Arthur left.

Arthur has forgotten his original intention and agreed to collect intelligence, but ended up having fun.

【…】

[Well, host, how about we get to know each other again? I am still your system's cutie, and you are still my respected host. 】

It was obviously an electronic sound, but Arthur felt the sound of the system, as if he was trembling.

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Mainly because I heard that Arthur also planned to purchase some Casumazu cheese (also known as live maggot cheese), Icelandic dry shark, Kiwiak (also called pickled puffin), Eskimo ice cream, etc.

As for some things that are simply disgusting in appearance, such as yizama (Mexican delicacy, nicknamed insect caviar, simply ant eggs), witch grubs, etc., without packaging, Arthur said that he cannot accept it.

(Actually, apart from biological and chemical weapons, some tastes are okay, but they are just unacceptable. If you try them, please follow the prompts and pay attention to safety. Some of them may be dangerous if eaten improperly.)

Ignoring the sudden licking of the system, Arthur regained his original intention and planned to change places to continue looking for clues.

The Mao Tail Tavern seems to be in ruins. There are four guests lying down. Not to mention that there are no people coming from behind, and even if they do come, they probably won't talk about anything.

It seems that the only option is to go to Grandpa Lu’s tavern.

[Announcement: The store is undergoing renovations and the pub will be closed for three days. We are deeply sorry for the impact. After the opening, we will offer a [-]% discount on drinks for a week and a free glass of apple juice per person. ——A gift from an angel]

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Such a coincidence?

Forget it, let's go to the square. Wherever there are many idle people, there are always gossips, right?

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No, what about people?Angel's gift decoration, why is there no one in your square?

Hey, is today a holiday?

I found the six-fingered Joseph who was still playing alone in the middle of the square, although no one was stopping.

Arthur walked up to him and said, "Bard, are there any programs in Mondstadt recently? Why are there so few people in the square?"

Six-fingered Joseph looked at Arthur who appeared next to him, "Don't you know?"

"what do you know?"

Arthur was confused, what should I know.

Six-fingered Joseph pointed to the notices around him, "Look, isn't this written?"

Arthur took a look and said, good boy, what a coincidence.

[The concerts of Miss Barbara and Miss Yola are about to be held. The first concert will be held in Mondplatz, the second concert will be performed the next day with the symbol of heroes, the wind rises, and the third performance will be held in The second performance will be held at night around the fountain. Please participate in an orderly manner. ——Knights of the West Wind, Church of the West Wind. 】

No wonder there were so few people in Mondstadt today. It turned out that they were all attracted by Barbara and Yora's concert.

In this case, there was no other way. Arthur thanked Six-fingered Joe and left alone.

There was no other way. Although I didn't want to disturb Captain Qin, I might not get the news until tomorrow, so I might as well ask Qin directly.

However, with his current appearance, he probably couldn't see Qin, so Arthur chose to sneak in secretly.

"Smash Varudo."

As time stopped, Arthur came to the Knights of the West Wind in a flash. The two Knights of the West Wind at the door still maintained their original movements.

When I arrived at the Knights of the West Wind, I saw that only the confinement room next to Captain Qin was guarded, while the library and the Captain's office were unguarded, and the doors were just closed.

Arthur walked directly into the head's office and saw Qin Zheng sitting alone at his desk, processing a pile of documents.

If it weren't for the lack of time, Arthur would have wanted to walk up to Qin, do something, and tease Qin.

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Sesedah!

"who!"

The time-stop effect ended, and the flow of time around her returned to normal. Although Qin was still thinking hard one second about how to deal with today's files, the next second she discovered that there was an extra person in the office, and she immediately became alert.

"Qin, it's me, don't be nervous."

Arthur lifted the disguise effect, returned the Gaia foundation to the warehouse, and restored its original appearance.

And Qin also returned to her normal state from her original alertness.

"Lord Fengshen, what's the matter?"

Qin's tone was respectful, which made Arthur feel a little uncomfortable.

Thinking about Liyue and Dao Wife, I was fine when I was in Liyue, but since I arrived at Dao Wife, all the guys on Haizhi Island are top-notch young men. Dao Wife only trusts General Thunder and Lightning, a certain The fox was polite at first, and then relaxed.

It gets even more magical later on, and it makes me cry if I talk too much about it.

"No need to be so respectful, just call me Arthur like before."

"Okay, Arthur, welcome back to Mondstadt. Excuse me, do you have anything to say to me?"

Arthur wanted to say it was okay, I just came back to see my country, but he couldn't say it, because he was indeed in trouble, "Is there any movement in the abyss?"

"abyss?"

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"Abyss?" Qin frowned.

Although I haven't heard any movement in the abyss recently, when I heard Arthur's words, I immediately thought about whether there was anything related to it.

In the end, Qin really thought of it.

"There seems to be some news, but it's been a while, and the news is coming from adventurers, so it may not be true."

"Oh, let's take a look."

Qin told what she knew, "Do you know about Strange Bird?"

"The strange bird, which one was captured by Amber and Yingshunlu?"

"Well, in fact, his identity is not an ordinary treasure stealing group, but Bei Weiniao, one of the two giants of the treasure stealing group, and the other is Nan Changjie who is active in Liyue."

"There are rumors that the two of them seem to be working together to find some treasure related to the abyss."

"It is said that the two also invited a 'big treasure thief' from Fontaine to join. His status in the treasure thief group is equivalent to that of a big adventurer among adventurers."

emmm, is there such a person?The sense of presence is too low, but I have some impression of Liyue, who seems to be called Sister Baoer?

Arthur only remembered that he was often fooled when doing daily work.

"That's the general news. There is no specific news from the adventurers. Most of it comes from Liyue."

"Okay, thanks."

"You're welcome, Arthur, have you noticed any movement in the abyss? Or are they planning something again?"

Arthur shook his head, "I haven't found anything yet, I just have this feeling that the abyss will not be honest."

"Okay, if you have any questions, please inform me and I will send the Knights of the West Wind out to collect clues."

"No, maybe I'm just overthinking."

Arthur shook his head, not intending to involve Mond in the incident.

This kind of troublesome and dangerous work still needs to be done by tool people, but it is a pity that tool people are working part-time.

Ying: Ah Qiu, who is talking about me again? Come on, come on, the mission will be completed soon.

Arthur asked Qin for some information, and finally found some clues.

The lost statue of the Seven Heavenly Gods, the tyrant’s legacy...

Damn, it turned out to be this incident!

Arthur finally remembered. If it hadn't been for the appearance of the Seven-Heaven Statue, Arthur would have really forgotten this incident. Wasn't this the plot of the meeting in the sky? As a result, he did it too fast in Liyue, and the treasure thief group hadn't taken action yet. , he finished beating Osel and left.

Ying also allowed herself to be taken away.

But according to what Qin said, the plan should not have been officially launched yet, but there is still time.

Unfortunately, if I remember correctly, this mission requires Dine to lead the way. As a remnant of Kanria, he has no good impression of the Seven Gods, nor does he have a good impression of the people of the Seven Kingdoms. Only outsiders like Kong Ying can cooperate. .

Although he is also an outsider, he is now the God of Wind, so he probably won't be able to see him.

The content of the mission is known, the goal of the mission is known, but as a result, the NPC of the mission cannot be seen. Even if he goes to Liyue and gets the location, he has no way to interfere. Even if he blows up the place, there may be no negative consequences. As a result, Ying and Dyne still need to come forward to lure Sora out, so that he can temporarily give up the plan.

There is another method that does not require the presence of two people, that is to go to Xumi and seek help from the Grass God, and Xumi is the starting point for inverting the idol.

It's just that it's the past, it's Sora's memory. Apart from Ying, we can only rely on the power of the World Tree.

"How about we deal with those guys in Xumi and rescue them from the little Grass God?"

No, I have been corrupted by the shadow. How can I be so willing to use force to solve it?

It's better to bring the tool man back.

It's still easy to find a lover. If you are in Daoji, just go to the Adventurers Association and ask about it. As for the reward? If 10 rough stones + 2k Mora are not enough, then 30 rough stones + 1 Mora. Anyway, the Adventurers Association is paying for it.

Because he needs to wait for his tool man, Arthur plans to rest for a while in Mondstadt. It just so happens that Barbara and Yora's concert is being held right now. He can relax and appreciate the meaty legs and, ah, the singing voice.