Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Looking at Paimon's distressed expression, Ying couldn't help but feel a little worried. After all, he had been his traveling companion all along, although it seemed that along the way he was only fighting for food with him and hiding Mora.

emmmm, after thinking about it like this, Ying suddenly felt that Paimon was of no use, and she felt much less worried.

But he still put his hand on Paimon's back and patted it gently.

It was Arthur who handed Paimon a glass of juice and saved Paimon's life.

"Ah, it choked me to death. I thought I would choke to death today because I ate too much delicious food."

After hearing Paimon's words, Ying directly increased the strength of her lightly slapping hands on Paimon's back, and slapped Paimon on the butt.

"Snapped!"

"Ying, what are you doing!"

"Nothing, there's a mosquito on your butt."

"Yes, thank you, Ying, you are so kind to me."

Chapter 2 The Wanted Order of the Great Sage (Dog)

"Hahaha."

Today is the happiest day Nasida has ever lived. Not only did she make friends and meet the God of Wind, she also walked out of a prison and gained everyone's love.

She couldn't help but worry whether all this was a dream, a dream that was deeper but she would eventually wake up.

"Don't worry, this isn't a dream."

Arthur was like a prophet, answering Nacida's inner question.

"And even if it's just a dream, I will continue this dream forever."

"Yes!" Nasida nodded fiercely, with a happy smile on her face.

Just when a few people were happy, things were different with the Great Sage.

"What? Is there really something wrong with Xumi City?"

The attendant on the side nodded.

After receiving the message from the carrier pigeon, this was the last insurance he placed in Xumi City. Unexpectedly, this last insurance actually sent a message to himself. It seemed that the doctor really knew something.

"Damn it, those mercenaries and the 30-man group are indeed unreliable, but where are the other sages? Where is the Order Academy? Are they all doing nothing!"

The great sage couldn't help but cursed angrily.

At this time, he urgently needed to vent his emotions. Not long after he came out, Xumi City was quietly taken over by unknown people. If he had left for a while longer, his home would be gone.

And as the attendant handed the letter to the great sage, the great sage looked at it, almost didn't even breathe, and went straight over.

"Fuck fuck fuck, @#@##@##@@!%%%!￥#"

He, who has always maintained his identity, couldn't help but spit out the fragrance. He had no choice but to let this happen. Arthur's operation was really outrageous.

After calming down for a while, the great sage returned to his usual expression, but his voice was still a little angry.

"Let's go. We can't go back to Xumi City. If we go back now, we might end up in a trap."

"Let's go to Kavanyi to contact those people in the desert."

The Great Sage's attitude towards those who believe in the Red King has always been to exclude them. If he had not prevented the group of guys in the desert from rioting, he would have wanted to completely expel those brainless guys from Sumeru and take the resources of the desert into his hands.

Now he had to ask for help, and the great sage's face turned dark.

Arthur and Nasida also got the news while playing.

"Oh? The great sage still has such a hand?"

Arthur also forgot that Teyvat's technological level was ridiculously crooked, but he never imagined that the last trick left behind by the Great Sage was such a high-tech yet simple method.

Looking at the equipment in front of him, which looked like a high-tech projection panel, Arthur fell into deep thought. He still underestimated these guys. The Void Terminal was because of its divine heart, but this thing completely subverted his cognition. It was called It was in ancient times that we mastered future technology.

But it is indeed the work of the great sage. I think he has already got the news and ran away.

I just don’t know if he is looking for help from the fools or from outside.

Arthur preferred the former. There was going to be a fight anyway, so he might as well just fight it out.

Because the Great Sage was not arrested and the mission was still unfinished, Arthur thought about it and asked someone to make a wanted order.

"Sure enough, there is another wanted order, but this time it's not me, okay!"

[Wanted order:

Name: Azar

Position: Great Xian Dog

Personal information: The former great sage of the Sumeru Order Academy, the former top person in charge of the Order Academy, and belongs to the Myungron sect.

Charge: Collaborating with others to imprison the Grass God

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Reward amount: 500w mola

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After seeing this wanted notice, Ying excitedly wanted to arrest the person. If he hadn't been stopped by Arthur, he would have disappeared long ago.

"What are you going to do?"

"500 million, Arthur, that's 500 million! I work so hard for a day to do commissions for only over 1 molas, which is almost as much as my annual income."

When Paimon heard Ying's words, he also looked at the bounty, and then rushed out.

Was caught by Arthur in the same way.

Arthur held Paimon in his left hand and Yingying in his right hand. He was speechless and wanted to hide his face and sigh, but found that both hands were occupied.

The little grass god on the side came over.

"What's wrong, Nasida?"

Nacida waved her hand, signaling for Arthur to lower himself. Then when Arthur lowered his body, Nacida put two pairs of delicate, boneless hands on Arthur's face.

"Sigh."

Arthur was even more speechless. What else could he sigh about?

The atmosphere is gone.

Arthur stood up and said to Nacida: "Stop reading other people's minds casually, be careful of something happening."

"I didn't." Nasida looked aggrieved, "After all, I am also the God of Wisdom. I just guessed what you wanted to do."

"Really?"

"real!"

Seeing Nacida's big, watery eyes looking at him without moving her thoughts away, Arthur also believed her words.

Because the great sage ran away, Arthur and Nasida were no longer in the mood to continue shopping. They returned to Jingshan Palace and discussed the next plan.

"First of all, we still need to find the Disciplinary Officer. After all, he is the representative of the Disciplinary Officer. What's more, Sano's military force among Xumi is also top-notch."

"Yes, indeed. Nasida, do you have any ideas? Let these two do it first. I feel like as soon as I let go, they will run to arrest people."

Nasida thought for a while, to be honest, nothing is more important than the Great Sage now, but such a big Xumi might still have the protection of the Fools, how can he find it.

"Why don't we let Ying and Paimon go to Hua Chengguo first, let them go to the ranger somewhere to explain the problem, and then we can deal with the remaining dead areas together?"

Nacida's tone was questioning, and it wasn't until she saw Arthur nodded that she turned her attention to Ying and Paimon.

"how much is it?"

Nasida was stunned, money?

Nasida said casually, "20?"

"make a deal!"

Before Nacida could regret it, Ying directly held Nacida's little hand, and then after confirming the content of the mission, she left with Paimon.

Looking at the two people leaving, Nacida had not yet reacted to what had just happened.

"Um, have they always been like this?" Nasida asked in confusion.

"It's good to get used to it. Ying's ability is still very strong, if you don't take into account her greedy character and bad luck."

With that said, Arthur took out his cyberpunk version of the magic mirror.

Asked the question to the magic mirror.

Where is the Great Sage?

Where is the Doctor?

At what stage has the "God-Creation Plan" been implemented?

As a result, I didn't know anything about it.

Arthur had no choice but to put away the magic mirror. This magic mirror was okay as an encyclopedia, but it was really something and was of no use at all.

Chapter 2 Lady and Dada Duck

Arthur asked Nasida to stay in Xumi City, while he casually wandered around Xumi.

But I didn't expect to see two old acquaintances.

"Why are they two here?"

Before Arthur could ask, the other party spotted Arthur's figure, and the orange-haired man with a scarf and an evil eye mask on his head walked over directly.

"Hey, isn't this Arthur? Long time no see!" Dadalia walked over directly and wanted to put his arm on Arthur's shoulders, but Arthur dodged him sideways.

The other one is Rosalind, perhaps it is easier to understand if she is called Madam.

I saw the lady holding her forehead while watching the show, as if she didn't know Dadalia. It seemed that Dadalia was crazy about being approached by Arthur, but she was avoided in an understatement.

This behavior left her speechless.

"It's been a long time indeed, Mondstadt's Wind God," the lady said.

Ignoring Dadalia, Arthur looked at the lady and asked, "Why are you here in Xumi?"

Just as the lady was about to speak, she was interrupted by Dadalia on the side.

The lady's red lips, which had just been slightly opened, closed silently. At the same time, she glared at Dadalia who interrupted, but in order to maintain her image, she did not take action directly.

"Hey, didn't I just accept the punishment from Liyue? I obviously didn't get anything, and in the end I took a big blame. As a result, I saw the lady who escaped from Daoqi just after being lifted. I In total, if I stay in Liyue, I still have to be restricted. Zhongli has also started to work. I have nothing to do and I can only drag the lady to Xumi. I heard that Xumi’s filling knowledge is related to martial arts, so I came here. have a look."

After Dadalia finished speaking, Arthur turned around and looked at the lady.

The lady nodded, agreeing with Dadalia's statement, then opened her lips and added something.

"He is the only one who has nothing to do. I am on vacation now because I got two hearts of gods."

At this point, the lady suddenly realized that she didn't know how to face Arthur.

There was no way, why were these two hearts of gods actually related to Arthur, but Arthur was also the God of Wind in Mondstadt, which gave the lady a strange feeling.

It's just... weird.

Arthur nodded. Anyway, it would be fine if he was not a skirmisher or the doctor's helper. Two executive officers would listen to evil in the same country. If all four of them came, there would be no need to play. He could win, but Xumi City would probably win. It’s over.

"Arthur, what are you doing here in Xumi?"

Arthur thought for a while and said: "Punish evil and promote good!"

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Dadalia and Madam have black streaks all over their heads. Even if you are the god of wind, a hero, a savior, and a changer in other countries, you cannot say this without conscience.

Why don't you know what's going on in your mind?

Seeing the suspicious looks in their eyes, Arthur was helpless.

What he said was obviously true, so why didn't the two of them believe it.