Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

"Forget it, what you do in Xumi has nothing to do with us."

The lady also nodded. Xumi was not the area she was responsible for. Even if the Heart of God was taken away by Arthur, it had nothing to do with her.

"So, let's have a fight!" Dadalia said enthusiastically.

The lady was about to continue nodding when she suddenly froze, and then shook her head quickly. The movements were so large that the pair of big balls were on the lady's chest, constantly swinging, like two water balloons, full of elasticity and vitality. .

You can't help but be attracted to it.

Dadalia is on!

Dadalia begins!

Dadalia is down!

Dadalia was lying on the ground. Before he could react, he realized that the battle was over. Did he lose now?

Although he admitted that Arthur, who was a god of wind and had defeated two demons, was very strong, it was a bit outrageous that he lost before he could react.

Only the lady could tell that something was wrong. Among all the fools, the lady and Arthur were the most familiar with it. They had seen some of the moves countless times. With the collected information, they had roughly analyzed why Dadalia lost. So fast.

In fact, Dadalia lost well. In the normal first attack, the side that attacks first will hold back to test the opponent's strength, and then the remaining strength can be used to change attacks or retreat at any time.

It's a pity that we don't want to see who Arthur is learning from?

The first traveling companion, Ying, was a woman who used all her tricks to kill pigeons at the beginning.

Then there's Wendy, who shows off every day, but goes big when he makes a move.

Finally, old man, your attack can't hurt me at all. I can move everything, and your coffin will be prepared for you in the Rebirth Hall.

Although she didn't learn martial arts from Ying, Ying's character is such that she can strike without thinking at every turn, and her ultimate move is Qin.

When Arthur rushed towards Dadalia, he immediately stopped, and then threw out the soap to take out the strong control effect first to increase the output and subsequent control effects.

Then use the attached skill effect of soap full of "gay love". When the target is of the same sex, the attack from behind will hit the weak point and the attack power will be doubled.

I don't know how resistant Dadalia was to being beaten, Arthur just kicked hard and then released the time stop.

After a double-powerful kick and a weak point attack, Dadalia almost died.

Dadalia stood up tremblingly, holding on to the big tree beside him, and never raised the idea of ​​continuing to fight.

Who made this battle so unclear? I didn't learn anything, and my butt still hurts like hell.

Not much harm, very insulting.

"Okay, don't think about fighting all the time. Since it's a holiday, just take a good rest and don't cause trouble. I'm too lazy to care."

Although they didn't want to fight, Dadalia and the lady had no intention of leaving, so they followed Arthur.

"What are you doing with me?"

"Oh, brother Arthur, didn't we come here without a tour guide, and we came here as individuals, without any subordinates, so why don't we follow you around?"

"Don't worry, Dadalia is right. We don't want to do anything. We just want to follow you around Sumeru."

Arthur thought about it for a moment, and it seemed that there was no harm in it. On the contrary, with the strength of these two people, if anything happened, they could be used as two free thugs.

He acquiesced to the two of them following him.

As for if they encounter the doctor and the skirmishers, after the fight starts, will the lady and Dadalia have a righteous gang fight?

Overthinking, it would be nice if the lady didn't fight with the skirmishers. Cooperation is absolutely impossible. After all, in Daozhu, the skirmishers' tricks almost killed the lady. The lady didn't take action directly because it was for the sake of the queen. .

As for Dada Duck?

Maybe in order to temper myself, I got into a fight with the doctor.

Chapter 2 Cute mushrooms

"What is this?" Dadalia asked, pointing to a creature that looked like a big mushroom on the ground.

"This is a monster unique to Sumeru, called a mushroom beast." The lady explained.

"Emmm, it's actually not unique. Liyue also has it. It's just that it's in the Layer Rock Abyss and ordinary people can't enter it."

After Arthur finished speaking, he walked into the mushroom beast.

A floating water mushroom beast looked at Arthur with a cute expression on his face. It wasn't until Arthur came over and held it in his arms that the water mushroom beast realized that something was wrong and wanted to struggle.

But the water mushroom beast's attack was like giving Arthur a massage. Not only was it not painful, it was actually very comfortable.

The water mushroom is considered a shame in the world of monsters. Even neutral wild boars have a stronger desire to attack than it. With its cute appearance, this attack is comparable to a massage. No wonder some people want to keep the water mushroom as a pet. rather than a threat that must be eradicated.

"Here, do you want to see it?"

Dadalia didn't answer. He was not interested in this kind of thing. He was only interested in fighting, improving his martial arts and his family.

When the water mushroom beast reached the lady's arms, it did not continue to struggle. It probably found that its attack was ineffective, so instead of resisting, it was better to enjoy it.

Anyway, he didn't feel that his life was in danger. The lady hugged it, and it found a comfortable position on the lady's chest and lay down.

Oh hoo!

This scenery is really beautiful, this water mushroom is so white, no, this water mushroom is so big and round, no, Arthur doesn't even know where to look.

If a lady doesn't speak or take action, she will indeed look like an iceberg beauty.

The water mushroom in her arms gave her a touch of life, like a noble lady holding a pet.

Later, the water mushroom was released by Arthur. After all, it couldn't really be raised. It was better to let it continue to live in its original place.

There were other mushroom beasts on the road. Unlike the water mushroom beasts, some of them had a strong desire to attack. Unfortunately, Arthur didn't even hide and allowed them to bump into him. Except for the fire mushroom beasts, Arthur was worried about damaging his clothes. Burned, dodged, and nothing else made Arthur feel the slightest discomfort.

Arthur even came up with an idea.

Thunder mushrooms and water mushrooms are suitable for massage, rock mushrooms are suitable for impacting acupoints and relieving fatigue, and wind mushrooms and ice mushrooms are suitable for improving the environment, ventilating and cooling.

But the water mushroom is still the cutest and cute.

But as they go deeper into the forest, the strength of the mushroom beasts has improved. Many mushroom beasts are no less powerful than ordinary monsters, and some evolved mushroom beasts are even comparable to some elite monsters.

Of course, these have nothing to do with the cute, headless water mushroom, which is still so cute.

Along the way, the young master has always been the thug. Who makes him like fighting?

(Lol)

Unlike Arthur who is playing here and Ying who is cleaning up the dead area, the Great Sage can be said to have hit a wall at every turn.

Even when they came to Kavanyi, the followers of the Red King and the people of the Gilded Brigade did not pay any attention to the great sage's intentions.

The great sage who has always been in a high position has never been so angry. If he hadn't come to ask for help, he would have cursed people long ago, but when no one noticed him, he couldn't help but curse.

He contacted many people during this period, but no one responded to him, leaving him alone.

These people are pretty good, but there are some people with bad tempers. When they see the great sage approaching arrogantly, they directly take out the scimitar hanging on their waist and want to give this guy a knife.

If someone hadn't been holding him, the Great Sage probably wouldn't have needed to find support and could just find a place to bury him.

All of this can be regarded as asking for trouble. Since he took office, he has designated a series of policies to exclude these people of the desert, and he does not regard these people as the people of Xumi at all, or even treat them as the people of Sumeru. aldult.

Countless people wanted to rush forward and kill him.

In addition, after he came over, in order to ask for help, he came forward in person and showed an attitude that he thought was humble.

But in the eyes of outsiders, he is here to ask for help, and he is here to be a boss. Even though he is like this, he still maintains his arrogance and arrogance, and does not even say a request or request.

The lips touch up and down, just some...

"Come with me to attack Xumi City, and then I will give you a chance to follow me."

"As long as you guys from the desert help me, all the policies I promulgated for the desert will be cancelled."

"Follow me, and I'll give you the same treatment as the 30-man group."

He didn't hit anyone. It was the guardian of Aru Village who was already on the side. Candice personally came to maintain the scene and kept these people from taking action.

But the Great Sage didn't get beaten, which doesn't mean others didn't.

The accompanying group of 30 people have been stabbed in the back by their compatriots. During this time, they were scolded so hard that they could not hold their heads up. The accompanying scholars were even worse. They were put in sacks and beaten every now and then. If Candice hadn't refused, They killed people, and it was estimated that what would be delivered the next day would not be them with bruises and swollen faces, but corpses one after another.

But this has made those scholars who have not been beaten (in the physical sense) start to be frightened. Even when they get up at night, when it is convenient, they have to bring other people with them, for fear that they will be the ones who are bruised and swollen at the door the next day.

But the Great Sage's efforts are still useful. Although the Great Sage deserves a beating, he has now lost his original status and has become a wanted criminal in Xumi City.

But I don’t know about it here in the desert.

In their opinion, the Great Sage is still the one in power in Sumeru, so he deserves a beating, but thinking of the benefits he can get, some people already want to take action.

Several leaders of the Gilded Brigade conferred in a tent at night.

"What do you want to do? I feel like the benefits will be huge if I do this."

"Fuck, even though that guy deserves a beating, all we care about is faith and interests."

"There's no rush. Let him wait for a few more days and let him know that he is begging us now. If we wait a few more days, we may be able to increase the reward."

"Okay, but what do those scholars say? Candice has already come forward, do we still want to continue to take action?"

"That guardian? She just won't let us touch the great sage or harm their lives. When the time comes, we should do it in a secret way, and let the brothers vent their anger for so many years."

"Okay, it's a pity that the Great Sage can't be beaten, otherwise I would beat him eight times a day."

"Okay, after all, he is our future sponsor. If we want to fight, we can't fight here. When the war starts, who can tell who is who? The guy pretending to be Xumi City beats him up, and then rescues him. What else can he do? One more stroke.”

The others looked at the person who spoke last and gave a thumbs up gesture.