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Outside the inn, Sausage Mouth Zhao Jin stared at the door dumbfounded, his heart unable to calm down for a long time.

"The second one? This man...actually has enough energy?"

Zhao Jin lowered his head and looked at his Enoki mushrooms with a complicated mood.

Others do not know.

All he knew was that he couldn't satisfy even one person... pitiful.

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[Ask for a monthly ticket at the beginning of the month]

No.16 Chapter Zeng: Baba, I was wrong [Second update]

Zhao Jin had an innocent and sincere dream since he was still drinking milk from Mama's arms.

He longs to make the opposite sex beg for mercy, to make them cry, and to tell them that he is big and strong.

He will be the biggest and slowest man in the world.

however.

Backfired.

Ideals are beautiful.

The reality is very cruel.

He is a man as small as a mushroom and as fast as the wind.

He hates, he is jealous, he is crazy.

Why is it that only I am small and fast, but that man can do two at once, making millions of dollars every minute without getting tired.

God, why are you so unfair!

I'm not convinced!

"As long as all the men who are faster and bigger than me are eliminated, then I will be the biggest and slow one."

Zhao Jin's eyes were cloudy and he smiled gloomily.

Throughout the ages, size and speed have always been a man's dignity.

It will make a man crazy.

Zhao Jin took out the second poisonous needle that was scarce.

This time, he will definitely kill this man.

Zhao Jin climbed up the window.

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at the same time.

In the dim room, clothes were scattered on the floor.

Gu Nuoyan sat on the edge of the bed and took a deep breath of the spirit smoke.

"Ahem, cough, cough, this stuff is not easy to smoke at all."

Then he choked.

There was no choice but to put out the cigarette.

His eyes fell to his side.

Zeng Qinghan's eyes were turned white, his tongue was hanging out, his belly was turned up, his limbs were twitching, and his hands were compared to scissors, looking like he had been spoiled.

Alas, I originally wanted to give it a try, but afterwards a cigarette was better than a living god.

Now it seems that he doesn't quite fit this mold.

"Open the window and change the air."

There was already a smell of squid in the air.

Now mixed with the smell of smoke.

It's so pungent.

Gu Nuoyan opened the window.

"Suffer death, you rough and slow man, eh~"

boom--

"Um?!"

what sound.

He hit something again.

Wait, why did I say again?

Gu Nuoyan looked down in confusion.

There was nothing else downstairs except a large cloud of smoke and dust.

So weird.

"Woo, what happened."

Zeng Qinghan rubbed his eyes and muttered to wake up from a coma.

Seeing Gu Nuoyan standing in front of the window with a friendly smile, her cheeks immediately turned red.

She quickly grabbed the quilt and covered her newly released ketone body.

A pair of trembling little feet with curled toes were exposed.

Poor, weak, and helpless.

Looking at such a girl, Gu Nuoyan couldn't help but sneer.

And because of this laughter, Zeng Qinghan reacted quickly.

The previous scene of crying and begging for mercy and begging the other party to let go suddenly appeared in my mind.

The unspeakable shame made her face red. She gritted her teeth and bared her teeth, like a ferocious beast ready to pounce at any time.

Gu Nuoyan looked at the interesting junior sister in front of him, and he sneered: "My butt doesn't hurt anymore?"

boom--

A big mushroom cloud erupted from Zeng Qinghan's head.

She grabbed a pillow nearby and threw it on him, cursing angrily:

"You bastard."

"I told you you can't do it, don't you believe me."

Gu Nuoyan spread his hands and calmly threw the pillow back on the bed.

"you?!"

Zeng Qinghan wanted to curse, but couldn't. After all, she didn't believe it at first, and she had indeed lost just now, and she had lost completely. She even called him B...

"Ah ah ah."

Zeng Qinghan scratched his messy hair frantically.

She hammered the bed board several times angrily, and then she calmed down a little, then complained and glared.

"Tell me, how many have you done outside?"

"Meow?"

Gu Nuoyan tilted his head in confusion.

Didn't he already say that he is gone? Why do you still question him like this?

"If you didn't have a woman outside, how could you, would, would, then, that."

As he spoke, Zeng Qinghan's voice gradually became softer and he lost his confidence.

Gu Nuoyan nodded in sudden realization, and then asked with a smile:

"Who am I?"

"Just, just, that's it!"

"If you don't tell me which one it is, how do I know which one it is?"

"you?!"

He was driven crazy by Gu Nuoyan's shameless appearance.

However, Zeng Qinghan didn't respond and couldn't talk to him.

He had no choice but to turn his back depressedly, leaving behind an angry figure.

This man is so bad, I don’t want to deal with him.

Gu Nuoyan's eyes rolled, as if he had thought of something. He immediately came over, wrapped his arms around her slender waist from behind, and pressed her belly button.

"Mud play Kai!"

Zeng Qinghan twisted his shoulders to push him away. He was very confused now and didn't want to deal with this bad man.

Gu Nuoyan was not fooled so easily.

Thinking back to the very beginning, he had been knocked to the point of kidney failure by this woman several times... The sadness was something that only he himself could understand.

Now, he stood up and successfully counterattacked, how could he bypass her so easily.

"What are you going to do?"

Suddenly, Gu Nuoyan forcibly turned him over.

Zeng Qinghan's wooden stool had a large mouth and her mouth was not closed. Looking at the reflection of the sharp holy sword on her face, she turned pale and swallowed her saliva in fear.

Gu Nuoyan smiled evilly and said:

"Of course you are assisting my best junior sister to practice together. Haven't you always been pestering me and asking me to practice with you?"

"I, no, um, haven't you practiced just now?" Zeng Qinghan slurred his words and responded hesitantly with a swipe of saliva.

Gu Nuoyan nodded affirmatively, "Yes, but does this have anything to do with continuing to practice?"

Zeng Qinghan:? ? ?

"And Brother Wei has thought about it. I did owe you a lot in the past. It was my fault. I will take this opportunity to repay you with everything I owed you. Let Brother Wei do the math. I owe you everything so far." How many times have you had, ah, probably only a dozen or so times."

A dozen times? !You fucking want to stab me.

"No, no need, that's enough."

Zeng Qinghan was trembling and as soon as he finished speaking, he didn't even bother to put on his clothes and was about to run.

Unfortunately, today is different from the past. Gu Nuoyan is no longer the little Yanyan who let his kidneys die. Now he is a big Yanyan, the kind who can make others call him Baba.

"Uuuu, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Baba, I was wrong, Ouu, please go around me."

The girl's indistinct cries echoed in her ears.

Gu Nuoyan knew that junior sister must be very grateful to him for taking the trouble to help her practice.

I am really the best senior brother in Huanhe Sect.

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